Title: [FLUTTERRAPE] Rejected Notes - Part II Author: Nebulus Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Z1GUiEbQ First Edit: Sunday 25th of May 2014 11:18:08 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 25th of May 2014 11:18:08 AM CDT "Rarity?" >Rarity hurries around the kitchen, anxiously checking the clock every few seconds as she hastily throws together breakfast. >Jump as a bowl is slammed down on the table before you. >A piece of toast floats in a bowl of milk. >Give your friend a concerned look. "Rari--" >"I KNOW!" >Cringe at her raised voice. >"I-I'm sorry for shouting, Octavia, but I don't have time to do anything today! I have to get started on my dresses immediately!" >She practically inhales a piece of toast and a half glass of wine before running past you towards her drawing room. "But I wanted to ask--" >The door slams shut. >Sounds of Rarity running about and uttering infrequent "Wahaha!"'s  occupies the silence. >You sigh and look back at your toast, now splitting in half and sinking to the bottom of the milk. >Taking it over to the sink, you clean it out and help yourself to some cereal. >Sitting back down at the table, you thoughtfully chew on the sugary treats. >The thought crosses your mind of just how much sugar you've already eaten since you arrived here in Ponyville. >It would explain Rarity's somewhat "full" appearance. >She's not chubby by any means, just has all the right proportions in all the right places. >Makes you wonder how anyone could reject her. >...Like how Anonymous did. >You pause mid-chew. >Your mind is still tackling what happened yesterday. >For the first time in your life you were denied something you wanted. >It came as no surprise that you were thrown through a loop by it. >You had be hoping to ask Rarity if she wanted to help you get a date with him, but if the faint thuds and unladylike curses upstairs are any indication she's quite busy at the moment. >Rather than stay here and risk interrupting her (or making her even more stressed) you write her a small note and leave it on the table. >' Gone to get what you and I both deserve  - Octavia. ' >With that, you head out the door and into the sun.   1/?   >Sipping your drink, you carefully watch Anonymous. >You had spent a large portion of your night trying to figure out how you would go about getting him to date you. >Seems simple enough. >Merely requires you to do a bit of field research on the target. >The human sits at a table outside a coffee shop, reading a book with a furrowed brow. >You on the other hoof are at the other side of the street wearing a giant hat and hiding behind a newspaper. >The hat isn't for a disguise, it's to hide you from the sun. >The -newspaper- is the disguise. >He scratches his nose and turns a page. >It's hard to see what book it is from here. You might need to get closer. >Checking around for any other spots you can sit, you note one very close to him. >Biting your bottom lip you debate moving to it. >What if he notices you? >Your cover would be blown and-- >"Hey, Octavia." >Freeze up. >Anonymous is stood over you, the sun behind his back and casting a shadow over you. >Smile sheepishly up at him. >He sits down across from you and glances up at your hat. >"Nice headgear. One of Rarity's?" "Oh, no, I just bought it." >"Just like that?" "Well... yes?" >"Huh. Just looks expensive is all." "Oh, not really; about fifty bits." >Anonymous' eyes go wide and he stares in shock at you. >"Jesus, woman. All that for a hat?" >Cock your head, confused. "What? It isn't -that- expensive." >"It's a weeks wage to me. So... guessing you make a lot of money being a musician?" >Your heart flutters. >He's actually having a conversation with you about something in your comfort zone! >Don't screw this up, Octavia. >You've got this in the bag. "O-oh, yes, I play music sometimes." >...Damn it. >Anon smirks. >"Still having trouble processing how wildly attractive I am?" >He checks his hair and gives an exaggerated laugh. >Roll your eyes and give him a small smile. >Take a deep breath, then exhale; trying to clear your mind.   2/?   "Yes, I make a lot of money from my music." >He gets more comfortable in his seat and leans forward. >"Go on?" "Well; I play at venues for some very important ponies, I play at events such as the Grand Galloping Gala and on multiple occasions I've met royalty!" >That last point will surely impress him! >"Yeah, I've met the royals a few times. Celestia's a bit crass behind closed doors." "I... r-really?" >Anon has met the royals? >"Sure. She can drink like, three times her weight in liquor; then she tends to get a bit horny. I usually leave at that point." >Your rear legs tighten at the word "horny". "Oh? Well ahh, no need to explain. I mean, if you wish you can do, but you don't have to--" >Dammit Octavia stop talking! "B-but I would be more than... Umm... Drat." >Anonymous grins at you. >"You're kind of adorable when you trip over your words, you know?" >He checks his watch and stands up. >"Anyway, I know it's only been a minute or two but I gotta get going. I have a thing with a person at a place. See you around, Octavia." >The human saunters off, arms swinging by his sides without a care in the world. >Hastily pick up the newspaper and open it, hiding your blush-ridden face behind it. >Looking down between your legs, your seat is wet again. >This cannot be happening. >Not now! Not here! >Glance over your shoulder. >All the other patrons seem to be occupied, talking amongst themselves. >Pulling your hat further down towards your eyes, you stand up and get away from the restaurant as fast as you can. >As you walk away, a stallion in a suit sits down where you were. >"Hey, why's this seat sticky?!"   >Your chat with Anon was certainly unexpected, but you still had a few more precious moments with him. >Now to see what his thing was. >Proceeding down the path you saw him take, you try to remain inconspicuous. >That meant ditching the hat you bought, despite its ample protection from the sun.   3/?   >Anon seems to be heading towards a lake. >A distant orange shape is waiting for him. >You notice a small bush next to a tree overlooking the lake from a hill. >It's the perfect vantage point. >Rushing into it, you peer out at the pair. >Anon and a pony wearing a hat laugh about things you can't hear. >Without warning, the orange pony leaps into the shallows, playfully splashing around and covering Anon with water. >Rather than getting annoyed, Anonymous instead reaches around himself and begins to remove his clothing. >Your breath catches in your throat and the inner fire you had thought gone is rekindled more ferocious than ever before. >You can hardly believe what you're seeing. >Anon strips down until he is wearing a small undergarment covering his lower half >Clothing was confusing enough with ponies, but this just baffles you. >But it doesn't even matter. >Standing tall and proud with his hands on his hips, Anon shouts at the orange pony, who is swimming backwards away from the shoreline and laughing. >He leaps into the water, covering more distance than the pony in a fraction of the time. >You are entranced. >Between your legs, an itch has started that refuses to leave. >Send a hoof down there to tend to it. >Alone in your bush, you watch the oblivious human hungrily; taking in his muscles, his movements and his attitude towards his companion. >Meanwhile, your hoof is working away at yourself with an insatiable fervour. >Anon and the pony swim around and splash each other. >A few times he even picks her up and throws her to the deeper parts of the lake. >Laughter and splashing fills the air. >If one were to stand close enough to your bush, they could hear you - openly moaning and grinding your hoof against your soaking wet honeypot with a passion you thought you only had for your music.   4/?   >As Anon lifts his friend high up with his arms, ready to throw her again, you climax. >Shoving a hoof in your mouth you left out a muffled cry and spray juices all over the leaves behind you. >He throws her, and continues to play around; still completely unaware of the depravity going on just up the hill from him. >You pant and sigh happily as his glistening muscles glow in the mid-day sun. >As much as you would like to do this all day, watching him and rubbing yourself, he and his friend eventually decide that they should be going. >You frown. >It hasn't been that long, surely? >Disappointed, you watch as Anon dries off using a towel provided by his friend. >As he gets dressed again, you wonder why he would want to wear clothes on a day as hot as this. >Watch in anticipation as he waves his good byes and the two go their separate ways. >You wait behind until the coast is clear before exiting your bush. >Now what? >Anon went back to town, and his friend towards Sweet Apple Acres. >Wait, was that Applejack? >Oh, that makes a bit more sense. >Didn't she ruin the gala as well? >You think on this as you trek back to town, the sun bearing down on you relentlessly. >Even with the sporadic trees dotted around the landscape, there isn't enough shade for you. >The sun really doesn't do good things to you. >Pick up the pace of your trotting as you draw nearer to the edge of town. >With luck you can find a nice cafe to have a drink in before heading back out. >Turn a corner around a building and walk into a pony. >Blurt out your apologies and help-- "Rarity!" >"Oh! Octavia! I was looking everywhere for you. You left me the most ominous note on the table and I got worried!" >Giggle at her fussing. "It's fine, Rarity, I assure you. How are the dresses coming along?" >"I just finished them, actually!" "So soon?" >Rarity raises an eyebrow. >"Darling, it's three in the afternoon."   5/?   >Stare at her. >Three. >How. >How?! >"Everything alright? You've gone a bit pale." >She frowns. >"It's the sun again, isn't it? Not to worry, I saw the most marvellous giant hats around here somewhere..."   >Sit indoors and watch the world go by. >"So, have you seen Anonymous today?" >Snap out of your day dreams and turn to her. "Oh, yes, actually; he and I had a lovely, if not a bit short, conversation." >Rarity beams at you. >"Wonderful! Oh, you know, I was thinking about this as I was doing my client's order, we should both work together to get him!" >A wry smile works its way onto your face. "Really now? I must admit, I've had the same thought." >Rarity clops her hooves together excitedly. >"Ooh this is going to be -fun-!" >She clears her throat and smooths her mane. >"Though we must still act with a degree of dignity about this, yes?" >You briefly recall your moment of fiery passion in a bush a while ago. >Sip your drink and try not to seem too flustered. "Yes yes, of course." >Suck in some breath and exhale, clearing your head. "So. Where do we start?"   >Rarity giggles. "You're absolutely sure this will work?" >"Well if it doesn't, it's not the end of the world, is it?" >Your friend wraps a hoof around your shoulders and pulls you closer into a hug. >"It'll be fine, trust me." >You both stroll up to Anonymous, who is stood at a market stall surveying the goods. >"Four bits for a carrot? Come on, man, don't be like that." >He doesn't sound too thrilled. >"Gotta make a living somehow, pal." >Neither does the stall pony. >You walk right up to the stallion. >He turns to you, and his eyes light up. >They dart all over your body, lingering on your flanks for a while before returning to your face. >"I-- Uhh, y-yes, miss? How can I help a lovely mare like yourself?" >He tries to smile. >Give him a confident smirk. "A pony over there needed to talk to you."   6/?   >Gesture towards the alley at the other side of the marketplace. >He looks from it, to you, then back to the alley. >A wary look develops on his face. >"You sure about that, darlin'?" >Bat your eyelids and bite your bottom lip. "Come now, why would I lie?" >He goes a deep shade of red and wipes his forehead. >"Y-yes, I mean no, no of course not. What did he look like?" >You give him a haphazard description and the stallion walks off, leaving the stall unattended. >Rarity jumps into action. >"Anonymous! How -are- you?" >Anon, shocked at the pair of you now suddenly converging on him takes a step back. >"Uhh, hey, girls, just buying some stuff." >He glances at the store pony, who disappears into a crowd. >"Kinda needed that guy though." >Rarity chuckles. >"You don't need him, Anon~" >Pluck a large carrot from the stand and sniff at it. "Oh my, Rarity look at this carrot!" >Your friend looks at it in mock surprise. >"-Well-! Just look at this handsome... uhh, carrot!" >Anonymous looks bewildered. >Take a long sniff of it. "So fragrant..." >Rarity licks the entire thing from the bottom to the rounded tip, leaving it glistening in the sun. >"Unf~ So flavoursome! Anonymous, darling, care to sample this carrot?" >The pair of you molest and lick the carrot together. >Anon seems to be paralysed with confusion. >"I-I don't... What. What?" >Rarity starts looking nervous. >"Anon! Do you want this carrot?" >She suckles on the tip. >"This long... hard... juicy, carrot?" >You plant a kiss on the tip of it and look Anon straight in the eyes. "I'd say it's worth it~" >Anon looks over his shoulder, then back at the pair of you. >The carrot is soaking wet and being held between two pairs of front hooves. >"Yeah, no. You can keep it. I'll just uhh, be going." >He turns and walks away at a brisk pace. >Rarity frowns. >"Drat. I was sure that would work." "I had my reservations before, but..." >"It always works on other stallions!"   7/?   "How can you be sure?" >Rarity nods at something behind you. >Looking in that direction, you see the store pony stood gawping at you, trying to hide something between his legs. >Sigh and set the carrot back on the stand. "Let's just be going then. Any other ideas?" >"Well, I read this one in a story..."   >Sit at Rarity's kitchen table, groaning. >Your friend, never to be outdone by her body's limitations, chugs chocolate ice-cream like a machine. >Watch her with a pained expression. >Another tub of ice-cream is emptied and carelessly tossed aside onto a pile. >She stares into space and speaks in a dreary tone. >"Seven attempts." >Grunt and reach forwards, dragging a tub towards you and digging in with a spoon, even though you don't want to. >"Seven attempts to get that damnable ape." "Ape...?" >"Humans are highly... evolved monkeys." "Monkeys and apes aren't the same..." >Rarity blinks. >Then starts sobbing. >Drag yourself off the chair and to Rarity's side. >Wrap your hooves around her and hug. >Your inability to move properly means you collapse to the floor, dragging her with you. >Rarity blubbers on about how terrible at life she is while you nod and shovel strawberry ice-cream into your mouth. >After a few more minutes (40) you and your friend are laid on your backs, staring at the kitchen ceiling. >You get nudged in your side. >"Hey." "Nnrrf..." >"You realise that we -have- to continue, right?" >Turn your head and look at your friend. >She's wearing a mask of determination. >"We haven't come this far to be shut down by Anonymous. We -will- get him." >Nod slowly. "I don't think I like him any more; romantically, that is." >"Of course not! But we have to do this as a matter of principle. I don't know about you but I never leave a dress unfinished." "Nor a symphony half played." >"Precisely! We have to be stronger than..." >She looks around at the tear/ice-cream stained floor. >"...Than this!"   8/?   >You start getting more motivated just listening her. >"We have to be bold!" >Yeah. >"We have to be better!" >Yeah! >"We have to see this through to the end, and I swear on my little sister's virginity we shall!" "Yeah!... What?" >Rarity, ignoring you, sits up. >"We -shall- rut that human! Not due to any sort of romantic interest or lust, but because we have to!" >Tears start forming in your eyes at the majesty of Rarity's speech. >"If not for us, then for every mare in Ponyville who has been shut down by him!" >You would clap, but you can't find the strength to move. >"We shall stride forth and claim that which is ours! We shall know victory and get laid in the process!" >Rarity stands up. >Takes a step. >Then collapses. >... >After a second of silence you hear a low whine. >"Ooooctyyyy..." >Groaning, you roll yourself over to her and pull her into another floor-cuddle. >The pair of you stay there for about an hour, with you stroking Rarity's mane with a spare hoof and using the other to slowly consume the last tub of ice-cream. "So this is my life." >"Mrrf."   >Wake up the next day feeling utterly dreadful. >Your body complaining, you force yourself out of bed and towards the bathroom where you promptly hurl the contents of last night's binge-eating into the toilet. >Spend a minute to reflect on how you got here. >Satisfied with the notion that this trip might not have been worth it, you brush your teeth and try to make yourself seem presentable. >Opening your bedroom door, you see Rarity's open at the same time. >The two of you blink and size each other up. >She looks just as terrible as you. >Eventually she manages a weak smile. >"The morning after is always the worst part..." >She takes the lead and trots downstairs, legs wobbling slightly. >As you sit at the table, Rarity pours you both coffee. >Both of you drink in silence, enjoying the peaceful morning and fragrance of coffee.   9/?   >You are the first to break the tranquillity. "So..." >Rarity sips her coffee and sighs. >"So." >Rub your face with a hoof, trying to force yourself to wake up. "Let's not do that again while we're trying to focus on getting Anon." >Rarity turns her head towards the rubbish bin, which is stuffed to overflowing with empty and dripping ice-cream tubs. >"...Agreed." >She yawns. >"Though I must say, it was fun to do it with a friend for once." >The mare reaches forwards and affectionately touches your leg. >Smile wearily at her. "Any time, Rarity. Just ahh, not any time soon." >This makes your friend giggle softly. >"We should try something a bit more sinister." "Oh?" >"Yes, I was thinking that we should recruit my friend Twilight." >Cock your head. "Won't bringing more ponies into this only complicate the situation?" >Rarity taps her chin and thinks for a second. >"Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that..." "Well what did you have in mind?" >"Ah, you see, a while ago Twilight came up with the most ingenious spell, called... oh what was it..." >Another second of musing and she smiles. >"Oh yes, the "Want it need it" spell." >Make an intrigued noise over your coffee and motion for her to continue. >"Quite an amazing thing to see. The enchanted object would become the sole desire of all those that saw it." "'All'?" >"...Well half the town ended up going ballistic over a small stuffed doll and Princess Celestia had to come and sort it out." >Raise an eyebrow at Rarity. "And your plan was to use this on... What, exactly?" >She blushes. >"W-well, that was the tricky part but I thought that maybe it's something that can only be seen by, ahh, Anon." >Rarity wets her lips nervously and leans in to whisper in your ear. >... "RARITY!" >"It was just a suggestion!" >Your cheeks become a deep red and you start spluttering. "B-but your horn would have to... Oh please say you won't do it!" >"L-like I said! We don't have to!"   10/?   >You shudder at thought of Rarity's horn poking you there. >Absolutely revolting. >... >Yet the mental image won't leave. >You both sit in an awkward silence for a while. "S-so you won't do it, right?" >"No no, uh, of course n-not." >... "...Good. It would be, um--" >"Awkward." "Yes. Exactly. Awkward." >The two of you catch each others eyes for a moment then immediately look away. "Any... Other ideas?" >"We could always--" >She clears her throat. >"Could always just take him out for dinner and woo him there?" >Nod slowly. "Sounds reasonable. The both of us together?" >"Of course, I wouldn't want to send you in there alone... and also I would want you with me. For support, and such." >Reach over the table and pat Rarity's hoof. "Aww, I'll always be there for you, Rarity." >A few seconds pass. >You haven't removed your hoof from Rarity's. >... "I have to go to the bathroom." >"Me too." >You both jump up and go to separate bathrooms. >Stare at yourself in the mirror for a few minutes. >Breakfast shouldn't be so intense. >At least you have something to look forward to. >Dinner with Anonymous should hopefully bring him around. >Though you might have to get something nice to wear. >With luck, all will go well. >If it doesn't... >At least you'll have Rarity to support you. >And you her. >...Why is it so hot in here?   >Emerging from the boutique, you both set off towards Anon's house. >The two of you chat away and get lost in your conversation. >"So I said "Oatmeal? Darling are you out of your mind--" Oh, we're here!" >Anon's door stands before you. >Rather than just wait for the courage to crop up, you march forward and bang your hoof on the door. >A minute later it opens and Anon peers out. >"...You two again. ...Not got any custard this time, have you?" >You and Rarity scoff at this. "No!" >"Don't be ridiculous, darling. It was mustard." >Anon warily opens his door wider.   11/?     >"Then what? Yesterday was weird, guys. I don't wanna do that again." "Duly noted. We have a proposal." >"Already? But we've only just met!" "Yes, but it's--..." >Glare at him. >Anon grins back. >Sigh with frustration, just wanting to get this over with. "Dinner with us. Yay or neigh?" >He smirks when you say "neigh". >"Depends where it is. I don't do fancy restaurants." >Rarity rolls her eyes and nudges you. >"He doesn't do fancy restaurants..." >You both snicker. >Anon folds his arms. >"Not looking good for you both if you keep this up, you know." >Rarity composes herself and steps forward. >"Anonymous. Let us not beat around the bush." >You twitch at "bush". >"As an apology, we want to take you out to a locale of your choosing for dinner tonight. It is a simple yes or no question." >He rubs his stubble thoughtfully. >"No strings attached?" >"That's impossible, darling; I'm a seamstress." >Rarity beams at you. >Give her a flat look. >She glances between both you and Anon. >"...Oh, so when you both make jokes it's fine, but the moment -I- decide to get in on the fun you're both suddenly above it?" >Anon looks over his shoulder. >"Look, I really need to get back to what I was doing. Yeah, sure, I'll accept, but you're both paying." "Of course. Eight o' clock sound good?" >"Sure, sure, goodbye." >He slams the door. >Rarity pokes your shoulder. >"Good job! Now, let's go home and make dresses for tonight!~" >With a spring in her step, she takes off towards her boutique. >You shake your head, smiling, and follow her. >She's a playful one at times. >Your eyes follow her tail, swishing about.   "Hey, Rarity?" >"Hm?" "...I thought your joke was funny."   >Proportions in all the right places...   12/12 End Part 2.