Title:           Una Pasta Dolce (Spaghetti)
Author:          MisterElGuapo
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4GZGXpPq
First Edit:      Sunday 20th of May 2012 07:24:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of May 2012 07:24:27 PM CDT

>Be a day in Equestria.
>The store is closed for the day.
>You look over Octavia expectantly.
>She frowns up at you.
>Why is she sad? It’s the start of Estrus.
>Wait, today is opposite day.
>HUMAN ESTRUS SEASON!
>Your raging boner rips the clothes from your body as Octavia recoils in fear and arousal.
>Your dick is the drill that will pierce the heavens!
>But first…Octavia’s sweet plot.
>You fuck that mare with the fury of the fist of an angry god.
>Dolce looks on in horror as Octavia’s mouth hangs open, eyes rolling into the back of her head.
>Your daughter strokes her turgid penis hungrily.
>Huh, your little girl’s a futa. Who knew?
>Dolce double teams Octavia with you until your wife dies from pleasure overload.
>Bubble bursts in, dressed like a samurai and wielding a katana.
>”YOU HAVE DISHONORED MY FAMILY!”
>He cuts your head off, screaming “DING DONG BANNU!”
>Your blood smells like tomatoes.
>Spaghetti spews from your neck wound, making loud spurting sounds.
>The last thing you see is Dolce and Bubble rutting like wild stallions over the corpses of you and Octavia.
>Bad end.