Title: Incontinent Anon in Equestria (poop) Author: MisterElGuapo Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Kc9Hq2Nc First Edit: Saturday 23rd of June 2012 05:09:17 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of June 2012 05:09:17 PM CDT >Day 1 in Equestria >You woke up in a magic world of talking p0nies. >You go and find yourself the prisoner of the Mane 6 "Please, just let me go, I'm begging you..." >Twi: "Sorry, but we just can't let you go until after you meet with Princess Celestia!" "No...please, you don't understand!" >Rainbow Dash smacks you with her hoof, shutting you up. >You've been all day without your medicine... >The medicine that holds a beast inside. >Suddenly, Princess Celestia appears in a flash of light as the Mane 6 get you to your feet. >Cel: "So this is the human? Remove his clothes! I wish to see his true form!" >You wince as the p0nies strip you with magic. >Oh no...you feel a rumbling deep in your gut. "Please...you won't like me soon...get away from me!" >Celestia scoffs. "What an odd creature." >She moves around you, inspecting your butt closely. >You hear a gurgle from deep within yourself. "Please, don't." >Cel: "I will not hurt you, human. I'm just looking for your cutie mar-" >Without warning, you void your bowels. >Flying chunks of feces splash all over Celestia's face and mane. >She recoils with a shriek as the p0nies all back away. "I warned you..." >Fluttershy starts sniffing the pieces of shit on her princess' face. >To your horror, she starts licking them off. >Fucking Fluttershy...   ------------   >Day 13 in Equestria >Almost two weeks since you got here >The Mane 6 quickly learned to allow you your alone time when you demanded it. >But still, as you walk around town, looking for work, you noticed you're being followed. >Applejack >She's taken a strange interest in you. An almost animalistic lust. >You cannot nope hard enough. >As you turn into an alleyway in the hopes of ditching your pursuer. >WRONG ANSWER, it's a dead end. >You turn and see Applejack blocking your only means of escape. >"Alright sugarcube...time to get me wha' ah want!" >In a flash, AJ has you bent over and pantsless. >You figured you'd lose your virginity in a more romantic fashion. >As you look back at the massive horse strapon and gulp. >You go white as she approaches, feeling a gurgling deep within yourself... >You void your bowels. >AJ shrieks as you coat her underside in shit, from her chest to her perky maretits. >She vomits as you scramble to your feet, the steady stream of human waste from your bum propelling you over the wall like a rocket. >You look back just in time to see Fluttershy appear and start licking AJ clean. >Fucking Fluttershy...   --------------   >Day 14 in Equestria >Applejack's rape attempt is still fresh in your mind as you walk past Sweet Apple Acres >Hopefully, you won't hear from her for awhile after what happened. >You jump as you hear a bark come from behind you. >You turn and find AJ's dog, Winona, running up to greet you. >She looks so happy to see you. She must want to play! >But still, she's AJ's dog... >You look to see if anyp0ny is watching. >Nope... >Time to teach AJ a lesson. "Hey girl, come here. Anon has something for ya." >You hold out your hand as if you have a treat. >Winona cocks her head and comes up to sniff it. >YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD! >In a flash, you lose your pants and grab Winona. >To her protests, you hold her firmly underneath you as you squat over her. >You void your bowels. >The air is filled with a sickening squelch as you bathe the poor dog in the remnants of your spiced curry lunch. >You hear her whimpers gurgle out from your fudge pudding coating as you let her go. >You stand tall and proud, liquid shit dripping from betwixt your buttcheeks. "That'll show your master that you don't fuck with Ano-" >You shiver as you feel a sensation on your asshole. >You turn around to find Fluttershy licking you clean. >Fucking Fluttershy...   --------------   >Day 20 in Equestria >You're sitting out at the park, watching the world go by. >AJ hasn't bothered you for days. >Flutters keeps hanging around you for some reason though. >Oh well. You toss some bread to a duck. >You see Lyra glare at you from the next bench over. >That fucking bitch... >She always takes your favorite bench near the pigeons. >An evil thought crosses your mind. >Today, you will teach her the penalty for fucking with Anon! >You get up and storm over to the green unicorn. >She looks up at you with a scowl. >"What do you want?" "What do I want?" >You feel the GURGLING OF POWER deep within your core. "I WANT JUSTICE!" >You drop your pants, bend over, and void your bowels all over Lyra. >She screams as you continue your assault, filling her mouth with stanky-ass feces. >She tries to yell at you, but can only spit out your scat before it slides down her throat. "Yeah! That's what you get, bitch! Eat that butt-butter suckafi-" >Fluttershy swoops in and frenches the green-brown p0ny. >She's suctioning the crap out. >Fucking Fluttershy...   ----------   >Day 32 in Equestria >Well, looks like Celestia has had enough of your shit. >She's banished you to the moon. >Luna looks down at you as you sit there dejectedly, a frown crossing her face. >"We are sorry Anon, but our sister has decreed that you shall stay here until you express repentance..." >You scowl. Repentance is the last thing on your mind. >Revenge on the other hand... >You stand and glare at Luna. >"Anon, wha...what are you..." >You step forward. >"Anon, where did your pants go?" "YOUR MERE PRISON SHALL NOT HOLD ME! NO SHITHOLE CAN HOLD BACK ANON!" >Luna screams as you grab her horn, lifting yourself over it and using it to cork yourself. >"PLEASE! ANON! DON'T! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WA-" >As the pressure builds, it is too late for promises and pleas. >You void your bowls. >The fecal pressure shoots you off Luna's horn like a rocket, leaving a craptacular mushroom cloud of scat behind you. >You grit your teeth as you rocket back towards Equestria, your fudge brown contrail painting a streak across the sky. >You twist your rear to use the last of your fuel to cushion your smelly landing. >Fluttershy is there as you land. >"Welcome back, Master..." >She's waiting with a fresh change of pants as she starts cleaning you again. >Fucking Fluttershy...   -----------     >Day 57 in Equestria. >It was decided that the best place for you was working in sanitation. >It’s your duty to make sure the sewage system for the entire town is working to perfection. >Every day…underground. >In the dark. >Up to your elbows in fetid horseshit. >You deal enough with this stuff in your everyday life… >Now you think someone is just messing with you. >That someone… >WILL PAY. “Fluttershy, eyes on target?” >The yellow p0ny’s voice crackles over the radio. “Yes, master. She’s just eaten thirteen slices of cake and a banana.” >It will not be long now. >Celestia will suffer for her transgressions… >”Master, she’s standing up and heading to the little filly’s room.” “Good, good. Get out of there. Things…” >You put on your sunglasses. “…will be going to shit soon.” >”yeeeaaaahhhhh….” >…that’s adorable, Flutters. >It is hard to see underground with sunglasses, but you find the proper pipe. >You position your primate posterior over the opening. >You calm your nerves and steady your breath…waiting…feeling… >The pressure in the pipe shifts slightly. >Celestia has flushed. >YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS! >The back pressure sends a stream of shit high into the Canterlot sky, visible for miles around. >Atop the geyser, Celestia bobs in shock like a fishing lure. “Alright Fluttershy, time to come ho…” >You hear the gentle squelching of a p0ny licking up shit over the radio. >Fucking Fluttershy…   ----------     >Day 66 in Equestria >It was decided that letting you work in the sewers was dangerous. >Instead, they're making you categorize every living thing in the Everfree Forest. >Fuckin' p0nies, what a load of...well, you know. >You write down on your little notepad about some bird you saw. >It was pretty. >"What is this I come across? Is P0nyville's new human a little lost?" >You turn around and see Zecora staring at you. >You never did like her...always gives you weird looks. "Look, Zeccy-baby, just run along. I'm miserable enough as is." >The zebra cracks her neck as she paws at the ground. >"There is no chance, to make amends! Your shitstorm of terror I must end!" >Wait, wha- >You yelp as you dodge a powerful buck. "HEY! GO AWAY, CRAZY BITCH, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!" >It's no use, she rears back to charge. >She asked for it. >You turn and drop trou, aiming at Zecora. >YOU VOID YOUR BOW-OW-OW-OW! >You jump a little as Zecora plugs your anus with a hoof. >"Now that I have stopped your shit, no chance do you against me have to outwit!" "THAT WAS HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!" >There's only one answer as you open your mouth, facing Zecora. >VOID REVERSE! >A stream of shit shoots through your system, leaving your mouth like a cannon as Zecora is blasted back from the force. >She hits a tree and is out cold, covered in feces. >Oh god, the taste is in your mouth. >Bad en- >Suddenly, a yellow and pink blur latches on to you, pressing her lips to yours. >Licking the crap out of your mouth as she moans lustily. >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY.   -------------   >Day 74 in Equestria >After some very mature discussion done at spearpoint, you have decided it is best to pursue opportunities outside of P0nyville. >You find yourself working out in the middle of nowhere on a cherry farm. >A cherry farm in the middle of the desert... >Magic p0nies, whatever. >The pay sucks, but these p0nies are far more tolerant of your condition. >Free fertilizer, baby. >You wipe your brow as Cherry Jubilee, your boss, walks up. >"Sorry Anon, we have to cut your pay. It turns out it's expensive to grow cherries in the desert." >WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK! >You follow her inside to argue your point. "You can't dock my pay! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" >"I don't pay you to argue! Get back to work!" "OH HELL NAW!" >YOU DROP YOUR PANTS "No...Anon, please, not that...I'd rather you just rape me..." "RAPE IS A TERRIBLE THING!" >YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS! >As Cherry Jubilee cries under the mountain of shit, a yellow pegasus swoops in. >"Um...Anon...you mentioned two of my fetishes." >Great...you know what that means. >What do you spend the rest of the day doing? >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!   -------------   >Day 83 in Equestria >You are in Canterlot, working as a butler in the royal palace >Why Celestia agreed to this, you will never know >Joke's on her though, just the first step towards your ultimate goal. "I AM the Batman..." >"Oh, how droll. Now fetch my tea, peasant." >Oh hell no... >Blueblood. >Why that no good, low down, dirty little... >"Oh, Anon, while you fetch my tea, get me the number of that yellow mare that follows you around. I need a consort for the night." >... "What did you say?" >Blueblood smirks. "I shall show her what a real stallion is like." >Oh, he doesn't know you very well, does he? >In a flash, your pants disappear in a puff of smoke as you bury his snout betwixt your buttcheeks. >"MMMMPH! Mmmph mmm mmmmph mmmmph!" "Sorry Blueblood, I can't understand you over..." >YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS! "THAT!" >The shit floods Blueblood's system, filling his lungs with the BLT you had for lunch yesterday. >He dies drowning in feces. >The princesses are so grateful they pardon your crimes and give you a medal, holding a big celebration in your honor. >It smells like shit. >You sit down next to Fluttershy, looking into the eyes of the mare whose honor you defended. "Fluttershy, through everything, you've always been there for me...Fluttershy, I lo..." >She's trying to eat your medal. >Fucking...Fluttershy...