Title:           A Very Special Fetishshy
Author:          MisterElGuapo
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First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of May 2012 08:31:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of May 2012 08:31:23 PM CDT

>Day *CARRIER LOST* in Equestria.
>It’s Fetishshy again.
“Alright, what do you want to try now?”
>Fluttershy takes a deep breath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
>”TROLOLOLOOOOOO DAAA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….”
>You deadpan as Fluttershy gives you the Trololo.
>”A-are memes your fetish?”
>You can’t believe this.
“What? No! No, memes are not my fetish! Why would you think that?”
>Fluttershy recoils. “I-I’m sorry…”
“Seriously, the fuck? That guy’s in a hospital in a coma and likely to die soon, and you want to seduce me with it?”
>Fluttershy whimpers as you pause, hit by the look of remorse and fear on her face.
>You sigh and sit down next to the yellow mare.
“Look…I’m, I’m sorry I yelled, alright?”
>”No, it’s okay…”
“No, it’s not. I mean…it just has me thinking, you know? Eduard Khil is such an internet icon, I never imagined him a mortal man…it just, makes me think of my own mortality, you know?”
>Fluttershy nods. “I do. I think about that all the time, that’s why I want to grab what happiness I can while I have the chance. That’s why I keep coming after you.”
>You blink and look at Flutters, at the honest and pure affection in those teal eyes.
>She was right. Life was too short for base games such as this.
>You could die tomorrow, no sense in dying cold and alone.
>You sweep Fluttershy into your arms and share a passionate kiss.
>You two make sweet, sensual love all night long.
>Time passes. The two of you marry, adopt some foals and have a very loving and fulfilling life.
>These are your final hours.
“Fluttershy…we have had a long and happy life together…there’s just one thing left I need to do before I pass on.”
>Flutters nods solemnly. She knew this day would come.
>”Go ahead, Anon.”
>You throw Fluttershy out the window.
>As soon as you finish, your heart takes its final beat.
>Thank you…Trololo Guy.
>Happy End