Title:           Day milk cannon in Equestria
Author:          Milky_Mare
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First Edit:      Sunday 18th of November 2012 02:56:19 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of November 2012 02:56:19 AM CDT

>day milk cannon in Equestria
>you and Milky are walking home
 
I gotta admit Milky, I'm glad you convinced me to go to that book convention at Twilight's library
>"See, what did I tell you?! Those Daring Do novels are awesome!"
 
>as you walked though, Milky looked like she was shifting rather uncomfortably
>glancing down, you notice that her bosoms do look a litter fuller than normal...
Uh oh....that time again already?
>Milky blushes, surprised that you caught on, but makes no attempt to deny it.
>"Uh huh...."
We're almost home Milky, I'll take care of it the second we get there.
>Milky smiles up at you
>"Thanks anon."
 
>as you two kept walking you see a familiar pink pone bounding into the distance
>It's the motherfucking Pinkie Pie
>she catches sight of you both, and closes the distance
>"HIYA ANON! HIYA MILKY!!"
Uh...hey Pinks, what's up?
>"I was TOTALLY looking for the both of you! I heard you two have gotten together, and I....
Look Pinkie, I don't wanna cut you off, but Milky and I kinda need to head home.
>"This'll just take a second though! You see.....I wanted to get you guys a housewarming slash being-togetherness gift!!"
>Pinkie reaches into some saddlebags she had on her back, and pulled out an entire vase full of roses
>fucking miracles...
 
>Milky looks at the roses, a little surprised, but pleased nonetheless
>"Why thank you Pinkie! They're beautiful!"
>Milky takes a deep breath from the roses, inhaling the wonderful aroma
>however, her eye suddenly starts to twitch, and her nose scrunches
>"Ahh.......AHHHHH.....AAAAAHHHHHCHOOOO!!!"
>Milky tumbles on her back from the immense sneeze
>"Nnnnah....AHHH....ACHOOOOOO!!!"
>Milky's front hooves shoot to her teats, pressing into them hard
>Oh shit, she still needs a milking......god fucking dammit Pinkie!
 
>Pinkie bounds up to her, giggling like it was her birthday
>"HeheHAHAHAA!!! The old sneezing powder in the roses trick! You totally fell for it!!!!"
>Milky looks up at you fearfully, trying to hold it in....before her nose scrunches up again
>"Ah....AHHHHH....ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>Milky holds onto her sides as the sneeze rocks her
>as clear as day, you see a powerful squirt of milk burst from one of her teats
>it flew, arcing like a javelin toward Pinkie, who was standing only a couple feet away laughing and snorting
>time seemed to slow down as, while you watched in horror, the laser like squirt of milk flew directly up the pink pone's nose
 
>Pinkie's laughing ceases, her eyes bugging out of her head as she inhaled the milky spurt
>choking and sputtering, she stumbled around, holding her throat, tears rolling down her cheeks as her coughing fit continued
>reeling backward, her leg gets caught in a pothole, causing her to stumble wildly to the ground
>her saddle bags fly open
>to your amazement, out comes spilling a deck of cards, a dozen white doves, some bouncy balls, several balloons, an MG-42 machine gun, an oversized dragon dildo, and what looked like three pounds of fresh spaghetti
 
>as Pinkie lies crumpled on the ground, you and Milky stare, gobsmacked
>Milky speaks first
>"D...don't you think we should help he...."
Nah...I think it's probably for the best if we just....leave her....
>helping Milky up, you continue walking down the road, sidestepping Pinkie