Title: The Northerly Adventures of Nolan the Saint Author: LiseliCanis Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/gqPdDfS8 First Edit: Sunday 15th of September 2013 06:16:46 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Monday 26th of January 2015 02:47:31 PM CDT  Psycho !Mango5x1ac presents: Nolan North   >You are Nolan North >Or Saints Bro as your friends call you >You check your watch to see it's lunch time >But you could always go and do something else with your 30 minutes of free time... >You guess the best thing to do would be to track down Norman. >He is your best friend after all. >You walks down the hallways looking for him, passing many middle class students. >Why you went to the same school as them, you had no idea. >Your dad Fancy Pants insisted you go her to become closer to them. >It disgusted you. >You come upon the gym and see Norman inside talking to a girl with white skin and purple hair. >This girl looked like she was alright. >Didn't look poor anyways. >You walk over to them as Norman notices you. >When the girl looks at her phone, Norman tries to tell you to go away. >You wouldn't have any of it. >You walk straight up to both of them. ">Alpha as fuck!" ">Conditions apply!" >Both of them look at you as if you're a grade-A retard. >"What the fuck was that Nolan?" "Oh, I just wanted to give this lovely lady right here a nice greeting." >Norman raises his eyebrow as he turns back to the white girl. >"As I guess you already heard, this is Nolan. Nolan, this is Rarity." >Her name even sounded lovely. "Well hello there Miss Rarity, it is great to make your acquaintance." >You extend your hand out to her. >She hesitantly takes it and shakes it with a half smile. >You raise her hand to your lips and lightly kiss her hand. >Just like your father taught you. >You look back to see her blushing as you let go of her hand. >"Well aren't you sweet, darling?" >Norman is getting visibly angrier by the second. >Maybe you should lay off for a bit. >You wouldn't want to be associated with that jerk Brad who steals everyone's girlfriends. "So Nolan, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?" >Before you're able to answer, you feel a hand on your shoulder. >"Nolan here is a great guy!" >Brad... >You breath slowly as you take a step away from Brad. >Best just to ignore him so nothing bad happens. >Norman stands up and takes a step towards Brad. >"What are you doing here?" >"Just thought I'd stop by and see my two best friends." >You and Norman look at each other and back at Brad. >Was this guy serious? >Did he actually think you liked him? >You take a step towards Brad and put your arm around his shoulder. "Yeah, Brad and I are great friends." >Norman looks at you as if you've gone insane. "Come on, let's go get lunch together." >Brad seems a little startled, but realizes someone actually might like him. >"Okay, let's go." >You and Brad leave as you turn back to Norman and mouth to him. "Good taste." >He totally owes you since you're doing this. >You both walk together down to the cafeteria. >The room was full of people. >You grab your food and you look around to see Brad motioning for you to sit with him and his other friends. >You begin walking over to them as you spot a girl with magenta hair sitting at table, writing in a notebook. >She seemed okay, definitely not the worst at the table. >Sitting next to her, you greet her. "Hi, my name is Nolan. What's yours?" >She looks startled as she looks up from her notebook. >"Um, my name is Amy." >Seemed like the most normal name in this entire school. >You extend your hand just like you did with Rarity. >First impressions always matter after all. >She takes your hand and eagerly shakes it. >She was very beautiful. >Maybe you could use your sweet talk on her. "Your beauty is that of the stars that swirl in the sky." >As she takes a bite of her fruit, she realizes just what you said. >Blushing heavily, she almost chokes as she swallows. >"Wh-what did you just say?" >She's not taking like most ladies you know would. "I said you were beautiful." >"Well I heard that, but I have a boyfriend!" >Standing up, Amy marches away as Brad and the others at the table stare at you. >"Wow, bro. What did you say to her?" >You look around the table. >Six guys, including Brad, and three girls. >You could take them, but it would be better not to start a fight. "I just told her she was pretty and she overreacted." >Scoffing a boy with scraggly hair leans across the table towards you. >"Yeah, she's my girlfriend, so stay away from her." >She's dating this loser? >You couldn't even see his eyes, his hair was so low. >But like you said, best not to start a fight. >You finish eating, and take your tray and throw away your trash. >Maybe there was some way to win her over anyways. >The bell rings as you walk out of the cafeteria. >Time for Gym class. >Jogging down the hallways, you head towards the locker rooms. >You enter and change into your Gym clothes. >You head to the gym which is right across the hall. >Norman is waiting inside as you pass by him. >You still thought it was funny that the guy tried to intimidate you. >"What's got you so happy?" >You turn to Norman as you stop chuckling to yourself. "Oh, some guy tried to intimidate me when I called his girlfriend pretty." >"Wow. You're turning into Brad. You keep hitting on other people's girls." >You stop walking and turn to him. "Don't ever say I'm like that jerk." >"Hey, you're the one acting like him." >Is he serious? "Oh come on. I didn't even know she had a boyfriend." >Norman sighs as you two continue to walk. "So how did things go with Rarity?" >"Oh, not so well. I at least got her number though." >You two stop as the gym teacher tells everyone todays game is dodge ball. >Norman and you were an amazing team in dodge ball. "That's good. Maybe you could ask her out on a date." >Walking over to the racks, you pick up a dodge ball and head back to the court. >You both play, getting several people out until the bell rings. >You have a little time to spare until your next class. >You might as well head to your next class. >English was it? >You had to head across the courtyard to get there. >Heading to your locker to get your things, you say farewell to Norman as you walk down the hallways. >As you turn a corner, you bump into somebody knocking them down. >Papers flew everywhere as you fell onto your butt. >You stand up as you rub your ass. "Hey, watch wh-" >Oh, it was a girl. >Bending over, you try to help her up. >She takes your hand as you help her up. >"Sorry about that, I should have watched where I was going." >You begin picking up the papers as you turn back to her. "Oh, it was my fault. Sorry." >After collecting all of her fliers, you hand them to her. "Animal shelter, eh? Maybe I could stop by an help sometime?" >As she hears what your says she grins and hugs you. >"Yay! I'd love that!" >You look at your watch to see that you're 15 minute late for class now. >Might as not go anyways. >Your teacher would understand, he's a bro. Little crazy though. >You say bye to the girl with pink hair as you walk down the hallways. >You never even got her name. >Might as well go anyways since you don't want to miss anything. >You walk down the hallways to down class carrying your books. >Coming upon the room, you enter to find everyone staring at you. >Your English teacher strokes his goatee as he stares at you. >"And where have you been Nolan?" >You walk over to your desk and sit down. "I bumped into someone in the hallways and helped them pick up their stuff." >Your teacher sits on his desk. >"Well as long as you're telling the truth I guess that's fine." >You try to pay attention as best you can, but the purple girl next to you keeps clicking her pen. >Turning to her, you put your hand on her pen and whisper to her. "Could you please stop that?" >She turns to you and realizes what she's been doing. >"O-okay. Sorry." >Turning back to the front of the room, you see your teacher passing out worksheets as the bell rings, signaling the end of the school day. >You grab a paper as you walk out and head down the hallways. >There's lots of things to do after school. >You walk down the hallways pondering what to do. "Damn." >"Don't use that kind of language in school!" >You turn around to find yourself face-to-face with Miss Cherilee. >You didn't want to get detention. "Sorry, I just have some unfinished business with someone. It won't happen again." >She folds her arms and raises an eyebrow as she stares at you. >"As long as it doesn't happen again. Now move along." >You turn around and jog away. >Might as well go home, don't want to stick around here. >Walking out of the front door, you see Amy sitting on the front steps. >You better say you're sorry about what happened earlier. >As you walk over to her, you hear light sobbing. >Was she crying? >You walk over to her and sit next to her. "Hey, I'm sorry about what I did earlier. I took it too fast and didn't know you had a boyfriend." >Looking up at you, Amy has tests streaming down her face. >"Th-that asshole's not a boyfriend anymore..." >You put your arm around her and hold her close to you. "Why don't you tell me about what happened?" >Through sobs, she manages to tell you that he wanted to fuck her in his truck, but she didn't want to have sex until she's older. >You pat her back as she manages to tell her story. >You even give her a tissue from her backpack. >Well that means you won't be able to give her the D. >Maybe some ice cream might cheer her up. >Dancing and ice cream always cheer you up, but she probably would like dancing. "Why don't you come get some ice cream with me?" >Sniffling, she looks up at you. >"Really?" "Yeah, it'll be my treat." >You stand up and offer her your hand. >Taking your hand, she walks with you down to Sugar Cube Corner. >It's the best ice cream places in town. >Opening the door for her, you follow her inside. >As soon as you enter, you see a familiar face sitting at one of the tables. >It's that pink haired girl. >She waves you and Amy over to sit with her. >You take Amy's hand and lead her over to the table with the yellow skinned girl from earlier. >You pull out a chair for Amy and then take one for yourself. >"Hey, I never got your name. Mine is Fluttershy." >You turn to her and smile. "My name is Nolan. And this Amy. I took her here to cheer up with some ice cream." >Fluttershy looks at Amy and gives her a shy smile. >"Hi Amy. What's got you down?" >Maybe you should get the ice cream while they talk. >You stand up and walk over to the counter where you order chocolate ice cream for you and Amy. >You look back over to Fluttershy and Amy to see them hitting it off as you lean against the counter. >When the ice cream comes out, you take it to the girls and give one to Amy. >You begin eating as you make small talk with the girls. >Amy seems to be getting a lot happier at least. >You look around and notice a jukebox against one of the walls. "Would one of you girls like to dance?" >Caught off guard, Amy stops eating for a moment. >"O-okay." >You stand up and take her hand and lead her to the jukebox. >What song should you play...? >You look through all of the songs until you find a good song. >Chamillion. >Seems good enough. >Stepping back, you take Amy's hand. "You know how to dance?" >"Of course! What fool doesn't know how to dance?" "True." >Leading her near to an open space you begin dancing with her. >Some other people even join it. >As you're dancing, you hear the bell to the door ring. >You look back to see Amy's ex walk in, along with two other guys. >Maybe you could have a little fun with him. >You grab Amy's hand as you spin her around, obviously trying to draw attention to yourself. >Looking back towards her ex, you see him red faced and obviously angry as he stares at the both of you. >You continue dancing with her as he becomes visibly more angry by the moment. >You turn around and continue dancing with Amy. >That guy's not even worth your time. >You spin Amy around once again to keep her from seeing her ex. >As you're continuing to dance, you stop as you hear a crash. >Turning around, you see Amy's ex marching out and one of the tables is flipped over. >It was the table with your ice cream on it. >That fucker's crossed the line now. >Everyone stares in silence as he walks out. >You turn back to Amy and Fluttershy. "You two wait in here, I'm gonna go deal with him." >They both looked at you worried. "O-okay." >You turn back around and walk out the still open door. >As you exit the building, two arms reach out and grab your vest pulling you around an alley. >You're slammed against a wall with Amy's ex looking at you with more fury than humanly possible >You gotta think fast. >You grab his hair and pull his head back. >His grip weakens as you shove him back. >He hits the wall on the other side of the alley with a dull thud. >You run at him and grab his hair again and bring his head down to your waist. >Time to end the fucker. >Bringing your leg back, you feel something grab it and pull it back making you fall forward. >You topple over the ex and quickly get on your feet to see two of the ex's friends have joined him >Seems like the best time to use your new toy. >Reaching into your pockets, you feel the cold metal on your fingers as you slide on your brass knuckles. >You bring your fist up ready to fight these assholes. >Upon noticing your brass knuckles, their faces turn wan. >"L-listen here, we don't want any trouble, alright?" >You spit on their shoes as you turn around and slide your weapons into your pockets. "Don't let me see you around her again." >You leave them as they're helping the ex up and head back into Sugar Cube Corner. >You walk back inside to see everything has settled down. >What's this? >A brand new ice cream is in front of your seat with Amy and Fluttershy sitting at the table. >Walking over, Amy notices you and stand up. >"What happened?" >You sit down as she does and take a bite of your new ice cream. "We talked. He won't be bothering you anymore." >Amy looks down at her ice cream before looking back up at you. >She leans towards you and kisses your cheek before going back to her ice cream >Best not to act clingy. >You take a few more bites of your ice cream as you decide to chat with Fluttershy. "So why don't you tell me about this animal shelter?" >Thinking for a second, Fluttershy suddenly looks worried. >"I'm late!" "Late for what?" >"I was supposed to be at the shelter an hour ago!" "Don't worry." >Seems like a good time to call one of your homies. >Pulling out your phone you slide down to 'V' in your contacts list. >Finding the right person, you tap the screen and call them. >You wait for a minute until you hear them pick up. >"I'll be right over." >You lead Amy and Fluttershy outside where you wait for a few minutes. >Loud music begins coming down the street as you see a white sports car pull up next to the building. >The door opens to reveal a girl with blue spiky hair stepping out. >You lead Amy and Fluttershy over to the car. "Amy, Fluttershy, this is Vinyl. She's a very close friend of mine." >Vinyl shakes hands with Amy and Fluttershy. >"It's great to meet you both. You need to get somewhere, right?" >Fluttershy steps forward and pushes her hair back. >"Y-yes, to the animal shelter." >"Well let's go then. Hop in." >You walk over to the door, holding open each one for Amy, Vinyl, and lastly Fluttershy. >You get into the passenger seat as the car starts up. >You all make small talk as you drive to your destination, reaching there in 20 minutes. >Vinyl pulls up to the shelter and turns off the engine.