Title:           Project Simmer Down CYOA Part 3 [Complete] w/ BRAD END
Author:          LiseliCanis
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First Edit:      Thursday 19th of September 2013 09:55:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 14th of March 2015 04:41:59 PM CDT

> Be Vinyl
> No time for damage control, you peel away from there as fast as you can.
> Have to find Nolan.
> Some minutes later, you skid to a stop in one of the old unused classrooms.
> Nolan is inside, waiting for you.
> You sigh, take a last sniff of the scarf and lovingly pet it.
> You pry the door open and launch yourself into his arms.
> "Nolan! I have some good news and some bad news!"
> He's a little unresponsive, since you pretty much just tackled him.
 
> Be Nolan
> The wind has been knocked out of you by a class 5 Vinyl typhoon.
> You sputter, "Can I have the good news?"
"Switched the scarves, Shimmer will never know."
> You grin. "All right, so how bad are the bad news?"
"I ran into Amy."
> Not that bad.
"I made her cry by accident."
> Oh shit.
"Brad showed up."
> "WHAT?!"
 
> Be Brad
> You try to comfort the girl in your arms.
> "What happened?" you ask again.
*sniff* "I-I don't th-think I have a chance withN...Nolan."
> She cries harder.
> If there's something you can't bear to watch, is a girl in tears.
> You pet her head soothingly.
> "You want a drink?"
 
> Be Sunset
> The world is spinning and smells terrible.
> Whatever that was got you good.
> Thankfully the scarf and pin is now in your possession.
> You gleefully hold the pin up, discarding the scarf on the floor.
> Huh...that's funny, that scratch wasn't there before.
> Shit, maybe it got nicked when you were attacked.
> Oh well, it's yours now. And there's nothing North or Dubstep can do about it.
 
> Be Nolan
> Trying very hard to not let your anger get the best of you.
"They weren't that far from here, so if you vamoose, they shouldn't be too far."
> You sigh, that's good at least.
> Vinyl moves to hand your scarf back but you stop her and wind it around her neck again.
> "Keep it for now, if Sunset sees me wearing that, shes going to get suspicious."
> You dash out of there like a madman.
"...good luck..."
 
> Be Sunset
> Tucking the pin safely in you jacket, you go search out Snails
> As slow as that guy is, he has his uses.
>You spot him texting someone and smiling.
> Weirdo.
> "Snails!" he starts, nearly dropping his phone. "You've got work to do."
 
> Be Amy
> You wipe your eyes, and nod.
> "A drink suh-sounds nice," you stay close to Brad as he leads you out to the school parking lot where his car is parked.
> He opens your side of the car for you, motioning you to hop in.
> You don't hesitate.
 
> Be Brad
> For once you don't feel like waifu stealing.
> Which is rare for you.
> All you really ant to do is to help her feel better.
> After that, it's all fair game.
 
[save point]
 
PROJECT SIMMER DOWN BRAD END
 
> Be Brad
> On second thought, she's not all that bad looking when she's crying.
> You stall in starting your car.
> "So do you want to talk about it a little more?"
> That's right Brad, reel her in like a prized salmon.
 
> Be Nolan
> Your hunting senses are in overdrive.
> They aren't in the school.
> Only places left would be the parking lot and the soccer field.
> You decide to check the soccer field.
 
> Be Amy
> Brad's a pretty nice guy.
> He listened to your entire story and you feel all warm and cozy.
> ... A little too warm.
> It's getting a little hard to breathe, but Brad doesn't seem to be feeling it.
> Your vision begins to swim and your eyelids are drooping.
> You can barely register the hand sliding up your thigh.
 
> Be Nolan again
> Shit, you made a mistake.
> What the fuck where you thinking?
> You race back to the parking lot like a Kenyan on steroids.
> There!
> You spot Brad's car.
> Flashy piece of shit.
> You see Brad through the windshield but no Amy.
> Wait, what's he doing?
> No. NONONONONOOOOO!
> You made a mistake today Brad.
> You picked the wrong waifu to steal.
> You dig into your pocket and bring out your family's pride and joy: The Dildo Sword.
 
>Be Vinyl
> You're still sitting in that isolated classroom.
> You giggle with joy now that you have extra time with Nolan's scarf.
> *sniff*
 
> Be Nolan
> You raise the Penetrator and bring it down on to the hood of his car with a satisfying crack.
> Brad is surprised to see you, and pull away from Amy.
> She's passed out and her shirt is halfway rolled up.
> Normally you'd have appreciate the view.
> If she was underneath you. NOT WHILE BEING IN BRAD'S CAR!
> Good thing she's out like a light though.
> You would really hate explaining why you're holding a giant dildo.
> Brad looks terrified, and he should be.
> He touched something that isn't his.
> You tear open the driver's side and drag hi off of Amy.
> She slumps down on the seat, still unconscious.
> "Do you have any idea what I'm going to do to you, Bradley?" you snarl.
> He doesn't answer.
> He'll never answer.
> You take the Penetrator and jam the entire length down his throat, choking him with giant dick.
> He's crying and trying to claw at your arms, but you keep your hold.
> He eventually stops moving, and slides to the ground, dead.
> You breathe heavily and step back, your anger quelled.
> And you realize what you have done.
> You've killed someone. Amy would never want to be with you now.
> The Penetrator clatters to the floor and you fall to your knees, sobbing.
> You are now a Saint.
 
BRAD END
[continue?] {Restart}
 
PROJECT SIMMER DOWN CYOA RESUME FROM LAST SAVE POINT
 
 
> Be Nolan
> You run through the halls, frantically searching for the two.
> You've heard that Brad is infamous for stealing girlfriends without trying.
> Amy is not your girlfriend. Yet. But better be safe than sorry.
> You breeze past a triumphant looking Sunset Shimmer.
> Ignore the shit out of her even though she's flashing you a pin that looks awfully similar to yours, if only a little less shiny.
> Vinyl had pointed you to the exit closest to the parking lot, so he must be there.
> No time to pause, keep running.
 
> You are now Vinyl
> He's letting you keep the scarf for a bit longer.
> Your squeals of excitement would put a Bieber fangirl to shame.
> Since gym will be over soon, you decide to wait out here for a while.
> And maybe take a nice well-earned nap,
 
> Be Trixie
> You really miss your cohorts.
> But you're too great and powerful to admit it to anyone.
> You text Snails again, wondering why Snips hasn't.
'He got punched out'
> "By who?!"
'Uh...dat rich kid'
> You resist the urge to roll your eyes and text back 'which 1?'
> He doesn't answer
> Stop caring, you never really liked them anyway.
[don'tbelieveherlies]
 
> Be Nolan again
> Finally in the parking lot, you easily spot Brad's car.
> That decal is like a signal beacon.
> He's helping Amy into his car and has an unreadable expression on his face.
> Fearing the worst, you attempt to run after the car, but when you get there, all you can smell is exhaust fumes.
> Fuck you, Brad.
 
> You cut across the parking lot towards the entrance and jump on to Brad's hood.
> Apparently you shocked both of them as Brad slams on the breaks, effectively removing you from the windshield.
> Your reflexes tell you to land with grace, but know that would seem little weird.
> So you land hard on your knees. Sloppy, but better than landing on your ass.
 
> Be Amy
> Mere moments prior to Nolan's leap of faith.
> "I kind of like smoothies, but not if it has nuts in them."
"Nuts, you say?" Brad says playfully.
> Of course a guy would make an innuendo out of this. You chuckle.
> Yeah craz- OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!"
> You grab the wheel from under Brad and try to steer the car away from hitting Nolan.
> Brad however, has other ideas.
> He slams on the brakes.
> You see him land and hurry to get out of the car.
"Ohmigosh, Nolan! Are you all right?!"
 
> Be Nolan
> You must be dreaming.
> There's an angel coming at you.
> She looks an awful lot like Amy.
> You reach out and whisper 'It wasn't....what it looked like."
 
> Be Vinyl
> You are blissfully unaware of what's going on outside.
> The day is warm and Nolan's scarf feels so soft against your cheek.
> You sigh happily and continue sleeping.
 
> You are now Amy
> You check Nolan for any visible injuries.
> Aside from a few scrapes he seems fine.
> Hear him speak, but it's too low for you to hear.
> "Brad, we need to get him to the nurse. Can you help me carry him?"
> Brad solemnly nods and helps scoop Nolan off of the ground.
 
> You're feeling Great and Powerful again
> Be Trixie
> The nerve of him
> How dare Snails not answer your texts?
> You are walking round the school, happily eating your peanut butter crackers.
> You pass a seemingly empty classroom and something shiny catches your eye.
> You go check and see Vinyl napping on one of the desks, holding a scarf.
> "Most peculiar."
 
> Be Sunset
> You are still glaring down at Snails who is clutching his phone like it's a lifeline.
> Tch, he's only got one friend. Why does it matter if his phone breaks?
> "You have that uncle that runs background checks, don't you?"
> Sneer at Snails and toss him the (fake) pin.
> He misses it and it clatters to the ground.
> He picks it up and runs off.
 
> Be Snips
> You're at home enjoying a PBJ sandwich.
> Your black eye is less noticeable now, so you'll be going back to school tomorrow.
> You look at you XBox longingly, wishing Snails was here to play CoD with you.
> It's so boring by yourself.
 
> You are now the school nurse
> Your name is Nurse Redheart
> Be sitting in your office, tapping your nails against the desk, legs crossed.
> It's been a slow week for you
> You think maybe tonight you'll go out drinking.
> Yeah, that sounds fun as opposed of how boring it is today.
> But anything happening today is just wishful thinking.
> Sigh,
 
> Be Trixie
> You walk inside the classroom and take a seat near the sleeping Vinyl.
> She seems so happy that it makes you a little envious.
> You lay your head down and stare hard at you phone.
> You wish Snails would answer your texts.
 
> Be Vinyl
> You're still dreaming, but your sixth sense tells you to wake up.
> Damn, it was such a nice dream too. Kissing Nolan
> You feel there's someone in the room with you.
> Fully wake up in alarm and roll down to the floor in a defensive stance.
> "Trixie?"
"..."
> She stares at you wide-eyed
> Silently curse, no normal student would have woken up the way you did.
> Fuck.
 
> Be Nurse Redheart
> You wish the teacher dresscode was less...conservative.
> You have this feeling that if you would win the 'Most Boring Nurse Outfit Ever' contest
> You have to wear pants under your coat, like what the fuck.
> No wonder you don't have a boyfriend yet.
 
> Be Nolan
> You're semi-conscious, but seriously dizzy.
> Maybe you hit the ground a little harder than intended.
> Why the fuck won't the world stabilize
> Realize someone is carrying you
> You can barely make out who it is.
> That shirt is a dead giveaway
> Brad is carrying you.
> Wait hold on, if he's carrying you...
> Where is Amy?
> Look around and spot her next to Brad
> She looks worried
> You really should stop looking so uncool in front of her.
 
> You're the Great and Powerful (Very Shocked)Trixie
> Vinyl literally flipped out when she woke up.
> What the fuck was that?
"Trixie?"
> Think of something to say.
> "I...really like your hair, what did you do to it?"
> That was so lame.
> "Uh..heeeey, Vinyl. You're up."
> Watch her rise up, tucking the scarf into her pocket.
> "Is that a present from your boyfriend?"
> She twitches and looks away.
> Huh?
> RazzleDazzle ringtone
> You look at the display screen and grin
> It's Snails
> Asking if you want to play Xbox after school with Snips
> Be excited and respond with ALL CAPS YES
 
> Be Brad
"Ngh.."
> Looks like Nolan is coming around.
> You're close to the nurse's office
> Enter, surprising the nurse.
> "He jumped in front of my car."
"Oh my! Here, lay him down so I can check his vitals."
> You do as you're told, laying Nolan down in the nearest cot.
> Amy slides past you and sits next to Nolan, grabbing his hand.
> Shrug and walk out.
> You were nice today, and damn did it feel good.
 
> Be Redheart
> Believe in God for delivering someone to you.
> You bustle around, grabbing your stethoscope and listen to the poor kid's heartbeat.
> A little irregular, but still beating. Good, the last thing this school needs is a dead kid.
> You check his eyes, noting that they're unfocused.
> Notice that the girl hasn't left, smile.
> Oh young love.
 
 
> Be Vinyl
> You know she's seen the scarf, but you hide it anyway.
"Is that a present from your boyfriend."
> You twitch.
> Nolan...your boyfriend.
> A girl could only dream.
> But to keep up appearances, you nod.
> "Ahaha...of course! B-Because it keeps a piece of him n-near me all the time."
> Grin, hoping she bought it.
 
> Be Nolan
> You're almost coherent now.
> Someone is grabbing your hand. It's Amy.
> Sit up a little too quickly.
> Wince. "A-Amy?"
*whimper* "Oh, Nolan, I;m so glad you're ok!"
> Give the nurse a look that ays you'd like to have a a bit of privacy.
> She understands and says there's something she needs from the teacher's lounge.
> Redheart: Exit, stage left.
> Clear your throat, "Amy...I can explain what you saw at the library."
> She puts a finger to your lips.
"I don't want to hear it. Your safe. That's all that matters. We'll talk later."
> Eh?
 
> Be Snails
> You stare at the YES.
> You whoop with joy and jump around like a lunatic.
> Trixie said yes!
> "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
> Don't notice (fake) pin drop out of your pocket while you run off.
 
> Be Trixie
> You narrow your eyes, suspicious of her behavior.
> The poor girl is obviously lying.
> Without thinking you hug her.
> "You'll find The One, don't worry."
"E-eh?"
 
> Be Nolan
> You reach up and pull her close.
> "What better time than now? They say no time like the present, right?"
> She doesn't say anything, a cute blush spreading across her cheeks.
> "I didn't kiss Vinyl, if that's what you were thinking."
> Her eyes widen.
"B-but I sa-"
> You place your hand over her mouth, silencing her.
> "Let me finish. I was hugging her because she's my friend and she needed comfort."
"Then what about the scarf."
> Shit, you hadn't thought that far ahead.
 
> Be Snails
> You're on fucking Cloud 9.
> The sun is smiling on you and you smile back.
> You're walking through the shady side of town.
> Your uncle lives around here.
> He runs the local donut shop and he's appropriately nicknamed 'Donut Joe'.
> But that's just his cover.
> You swallow nervously as you approach the donut shop.
> You stick your hands in your packets and freeze in terror.
> Oh god...you lost the pin.
> Sunset is going to beat the living shit out of you.