Title: You Are My Rock (WIP) Author: LensCap Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/q8NYZqhx First Edit: Friday 29th of August 2014 01:18:28 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 29th of August 2014 01:18:28 PM CDT >You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. >And you've been appointed as Ponyville's Head of Self-Esteem >Mayor Mare tolerated you staying in the town, but only if you managed to be of some use to society while you were here. >At first, you thought you were going to get something shitty, like Town Window-Washer or Hoof-Polisher Second Class. >But all things considered, it's a pretty cushy gig. >You spend each day wandering the streets of Ponyville, searching for ponies who might seem a bit down and attempt to cheer them up. >Originally, you weren't sure what to think about it >It seemed kind of weird. >Affection was hard to show openly back on Earth, let alone to random strangers. >Over time, though, you got used to it. >Ponyville is a pretty harmonious place and the residents are very accepting. >And you found out, to your surprise, that you were good at it. >But it genuinely feels nice to be helping out around town in a meaningful way. >Sometimes the ponies you've helped in the past will stop and wave. >It's actually made you somewhat popular. >And it's certainly made getting to know ponies a lot easier. >You're armed with coupons for ice cream at Sugar Cube Corner, a few jokes and of course, your arms. >Your shift is just about up. Only fifteen more minutes until you clock out. >The sun is in the late stages of it's journey across the sky.   >So you begin your final pass through the town, scanning the streets for any ponies in need. >You don't expect to find anything dire, everything feels like it's under control. >But as you pass through the rather-vacant middle of town, you notice a peculiar sight.     >There's a mare hauling a large cart, which is absolutely overflowing with something. >Judging by the pace she's moving, you can tell it must be heavy. >You pick up your walking speed a bit and decide to investigate. >It doesn't take long to catch up with her. >Seriously, she's taking her time. >As you get closer, you get a look at her face. >She's a grey mare, with very straight purple mane. >The thing that immediately gets your attention though, is her expression. >She doesn't look very happy. >Her eyes look straight ahead with listless green eyes, focused purely on the road. >Her mouth is stretch into a tight, thin line. >Not exactly a frown, but certainly not a smile either. >You don't know if you've seen her in Ponyville before. Must be visiting. >Soon, you're walking right alongside her cart. >She still hasn't noticed you, even though your footsteps are pretty loud. >You take a peek into the cart, leaning over one of it's high walls to take a look at what she could possibly be transporting. >Upon closer inspection, you realize what she's carrying are…rocks. >Piles upon piles of rocks. >From small pebbles to pretty sizable boulders, the cart is nearly brimming with stones. >…that's kind of odd. She doesn't look like she's apart of the town's construction crew. Maybe she's a geologist? >Even then, that's a very heavy cart for one mare to be carrying. >You decide to stop and ask if she needs help. "Hey, hold up a sec!" >The mare keeps walking, undaunted, trudging along at the same sluggish pace. >Huh?   >Weird, did she just not hear you? >Maybe she's hard of hearing. >You remind yourself to be a little more understanding and call out again. "Excuse me, miss? Do you have a minute?" >Still nothing. Her speed doesn't change in the slightest. >Taking a more aggressive approach, you march forward, until you're alongside her. >You give her a friendly wave as you try to maintain a similar pace. "Hi there, I'm Anon." >But even then, she doesn't look at you. >She continues to trudge along, completely oblivious to the fact you're there. >You're beginning to feel invisible and maybe a little frustrated. >With relative ease, you get a few feet in front of her and turn around, planting your feed and standing in her way. >She keeps coming at you though, not stopping. You back up a few steps as she and the cart draw nearer, threatening to bowl you over. >At the last minute however, she stops, abruptly. >"Oh. Sorry. I didn't see you there." >Her voice is sort of flat and lifeless. Bored. >Maybe this pony could use your help. "Hey! I was trying to get your atten-" >She cuts you off mid-sentence. >"Could you please move? I need to get somewhere." >You feel a frown tug at your face. >This isn't going how you planned. >Reluctantly you take a step to the side, clearing the way.   >You fall into step next to her again. >Although it's actually hard to match her pace. >Not that you can't keep up. >On the contrary. >She's walking really, really slowly. >In fact you didn't think it was possible to walk this slowly. >You're pretty sure that Granny Smith would have lapped her around town by now. >But you press her for some info, thinking that might help ease you into the conversation. "What's your name? Mine is Anon." >She doesn't look at you, her eyes once again hypnotized by the road ahead, but she does answer you. >"Maud." "What brings you to Ponyville?" >"Business." "That's nice. Need any help?" >"No." >Her answers are all one word, never longer than absolutely necessary. >She's certainly not a conversationalist. >Maybe she's just had a long day. >It's not easy to be overly friendly when you're tired. >You continue, at least you've got her talking now. "Anyway, how are you today?" >"Fine." "Really? It doesn't look like it. You can tell me if you'd like." >"No. Thanks. I'm fine." >You stop in your tracks. You're not making any progress with this mare. >The cart passes you as you stand there, scratching your head, searching for a way you can keep her talking. >The rocks rumble and bounce in the cart as it hits a bump in the road. >Wait a minute. That's it! "Oh, are you a rock collector?" >The cart stops.