Title:           Moon Wooing
Author:          LaPsbin
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First Edit:      Saturday 22nd of August 2015 11:51:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 22nd of August 2015 11:51:10 AM CDT

>'Tis another day in Canterlot
"Urgh!"
>The nobles were strutting to and fro like so many peacocks doing nothing for nopony
>The peasantry were meandering through their daily activities as one of lower class does
"H....H-Hah!"
>Everypony is happy and safe and going about their lives under illumareti control
>TheGreatEyeiseverwatchful.jpg
>Though the affairs of mortals do not concern you at this moment
>Nor do the illumareti
"Hooooooasdaaaaa!"
>Thou art Princess Luna
>Ruler of Equestria, Goddess of the Moon, and Lady of the Night
"Arise, thou treacherous... heap of... stone!"
>And it appears that you may have bitten a little more than you could chew
>Before you was a stone
>It was round, was of greyish coloration, and weighed somewhere close to three hundred pounds
>The stone was made from liquid stone or "concrete" as you sister had called it
>But be it hewn from the ground or made by modern day sorcery this hunk of rock brought back old memories
>You remember from your younger years how mare's would lift stones such as these as a form of training
>Lifting stones like these, along with weapons training and wrestling, was how warriors toughened themselves up for battle and sculpted their bodies into things of beauty
>But there was also another purpose for these giant rocks
>They were a test of strength, character, and a perfect way that one could attract a stallion
>Which was why you were trying to lift the blasted thing over your head
>Trying and failing
>No matter how hard you strained and grunted and pulled the blasted thing would not move
>You could not use magic on it (as doing so would shame you)
>You had to overcome this trail with pure marely muscle alone
>Muscle it you didn't have by the looks of it
>You might have been a goddess that moved a giant rock in the sky with but a simple spell but apparently your physical body was as weak as a newborn babe
>But that was why you were out in the gardens training!
>In front of the massive stone you were trying to lift was a bar that was just above eye level
>If you could pick up this stone and place it over the bar (letting it drop safely on the other side) you could show off to all of the stallions that you were the strongest mare and therefore the most ideal mate
>Ideally you wanted to show off to ONE stallion
>An odd stallion that you so desperately wanted to woo
>To make your's and--
>"Whooo! Come on, Luna, you can do it!"
>...And your bucking sister was not helping ONE BIT
>Sure, you appreciate the support but the cheering and hoof waving was throwing you off
>"Come on Luna rarara! Come on Luna disboomba!"
>...You swear that she's making fun of you now...
>But no matter!
>You were going to pick this bucking stone up!
>You were going to lift it over your head!
>And you were GOING to get it over that bar!
>Because you were Luna
>You were a goddess of the highest order!
>Your power was unfathomable and your knowledge was vast!
>And, most, importantly
>You
>Were
>The
>NIGHT!
 
BE ANON
>It's another swell little day in horseland
>You had just gotten off work at your local candy store working as a taffy maker (the manlest of professions) and were now taking a stroll through Canterlot castle's gardens
>Why would you go through all of the trouble to walk all the way to the castle from your shitty little apartment on the east side of Canterlot?
>Well why the fuck-figgey-nigglet not?
>None of the little guard horses were going to stop you
>The gardens here were a hell of a lot nicer to walk through than anywhere else in the city
>And you might happen upon one of the little princess pone's, therein which you would shoot the shit with them and maybe bother them until they did something with you
>Basically another Tuesday for you
>"ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"
>Your head perks up as what only could be described as a growl, a grunt, and a whimper cuts through the garden's silence
>What was that then?
>Did one of the garden's bigger critters have a case of the shitalldays?
>Was a little horse losing his mind?
>Was someone getting robbed?
>Why don't we find out?
>Whistling a merry little tune to yourself you stride down the path until you come upon a cheering Sun hoers and...
>...What the hell was Luna doing?
>Cocking your head to the side you quickly make your way over to Sunny buns
"Hey Princess."
>Celestia stops her silly hoof waving and cheering for a second to look over at you
>"Oh, hello Anon," she says with a smile. "Taking a walk through the gardens I take it?"
>"EEEEUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPP!"
"Yep, I heard that your gardener put in some white roses and I wanted to have a looksie."
>"Oh, you must be talking about the winter frost buds! Yes, from what Green Horn tells me there's a few bushes near the lime trees! I haven't gone to see them myself but I heard that they look absolutely lovely."
"Good... good..."
>Both you and Celestia watch in silence as Luna struggles with what looked like a big ol' Atlas ball, red-faced and panting and sweaty as all hell
>...Alright
>You got the casual greeting out of the way
>Now you could get down to business
"... So... you mind telling me what your lil' sis is doing over there?"
>The Princess of the Sun shrugs
>"Luna really wouldn't say. All she muttered was something about training and had me acquire that big rock and that bar thingy over there."
>"Thou will submit to my might, bastard kin of Giga!"
>"I don't have the faintest idea what she'd be training for but I decided to give my support and cheer her on as any good sister would!"
>She does a happy little wiggle that makes you reach down and give her ear a scratch
>Aw
>What a sweetheart
>Cutelestia is for huggles
"Maybe you should get a flag or something," you advise. "Flag waving always pumps people up for shit."
>Humming you once again look at the struggling Woona
>What the hell could she be training for with Atlas stones?
>You were a pretty /fit/ gentlemen
>You'd been around the block once or twice when it came to picking things up and putting them down
>And in your semi-professional experience there was really only one place that these stones were really used and that was in a strongman competition...
>...
>...
>...
>Was that what Moona was training for?
>'Cause if she was THAT wasn't the way to pick up the stone
>Silly pone was gonna hurt herself!
"Oi, Luna!"
>Moon hoers freezes as you walk over to her
>"A-Anon?" she stutters, looking up at you with those pretty blue eyes of hers
"You're going to snap your shit trying to lift it up like that you silly potato!"
>Untangling her from the stone ball you squat down and wrap your arms around it
"You gotta get real low like this first."
>With a grunt you lift the ball up and put it in your lap
>The shit was pretty heavy but it's nothing to someone who's lifted these things before
>"Then you put it in your lap like this."
>Taking a few short, quick breaths you explode upwards with a shout, lifting the ball up to your chest and holding onto the sucker for dear life
>"Whoo! Go Anon!" You hear Celestia yell as you waddle toward the metal "bar thingy" as she called it
"Make sure your feet are close together and your arms are under this sucker," you grunt.
>With another yell you lift the stone to your chin as you lurch forward
>The bottom of the stone ball clips the the top of the bar but you manage to get it over, sending the Atlas ball to the soft dirt with a solid thud'
>You can't help but smile, lightly panting
>It'd been awhile since you've done something like that
>Shit was as fun as you remembered!
"And that's how you do it!"
>Turning around you look down at a wide-eyed Luna
>The little horse looks awestruck
>Kek
>She be mirin'
"Doing shit like this is fun but make sure to keep everything tight when you lift shit like this since it's kinda awkward," you say, ruffling her mane. "I don't want you accidently hurting yourself!"
>Luna takes a few nervous steps away from you and does her best to hide behind her mane
>"T-Thou also..." you hear her murmur... for some reason
>Silly horselet was being silly
>You look around and take a deep breath
>You know what?
>You should go down to that little pub that your boss recommended to you the other day
>It's been too long since you went out someplace nice
>You could play with these two later another day
"Hey, it was great talking to the two of you but I think I'm gonna go hit the town for a bit."
>Still smiling, you wave at Celestia before making your way back onto the path
"I'll make sure to see those roses tomorrow or something. And hey Luna, just remember to keep training and I'm sure you'll be great at whatever you're training for! I'll catch you two later!"
 
Be The Almighty Princess of the Night
>"I'll see you two later!"
>You and your sister watch as Anon makes his way down the path, whistling a happy tune
>....
>....
>....
>what the buck was that?
>How the hay did he lift that?!
>YOU couldn't lift that bucking thing!
>And you were a mare!
>A BIG mare!
>...
>...
>...
>A stallion was STRONGER than you!
>Now such a thought would have horrified you >Normally
>But all you can think about are those muscles of his tensing and bulging as he picked that ridiculous weight up
>The look of concentration as he lifted it up with ease and carried it over the bar like it was nothing...
>"Well that was something wasn't it, sister?" your sister asked, walking over and sitting beside you
>The two of you just watch as Anon struts away like the dirty little colt he is
>That flank of his waving to and fro
>...You bet BIG money you could balance a cup on dat flank...
>...
>...
>...
>Oh sweet gods
>You think you came...
"...Yes ... that was something," you mutter, biting your lip and rubbing your thigh together
>Oh sweet gods above you hoped your sister wouldn't smell your... excitement
>A colt had just shown you up
>But this here princess had more tricks up her sleeve than a zigga trying to get away from the poince
>It was only a matter of time until Anon was lying butt naked in your bed doing... stuff
>Sex stuff
>With you
>And you'd be really great at it and you'd make him cum nine time and... stuff
>Which you knew how to do because you've had sex before and noIdon'twanttotalkaboutitsowhydon'twejustdropitalright?!!?!?!?!?!?
