Title:           Butt off (Alicorns 1)(NSFW)
Author:          LaPsbin
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First Edit:      Friday 22nd of April 2016 03:07:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 21st of July 2016 02:15:53 PM CDT

>You managed to do it
>Though each one of the princesses was against it, and the baddies wanted nothing more than to flatten the whole town fighting, you managed to convince everyone that that particular course of action was GARBAGE compared to getting their flanks examined by you
>You think you knew how you had talked the princesses into it; they must have known that you were stalling for time
>What you didn't know was why Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis went along with it
>Perhaps they were so confident that they'd win that they didn't care what you did to stall for time?
>Maybe they had already done something to the elements so that the girls couldn't use or even get them?
>...
>They could have just wanted you to touch their butts...
>...
>You hoped that it was the third case...
>So there you were, standing in front of six very powerful, very finicky mares, rubbing your hands together like birdman
>On their end the princesses/queens were huddled together fairly close, with only the occasional death glare
>No one was shouting at each other, there was no touching or shoving, and there most certainly wasn't any magic being used
>Which was good; awesome even
>How long everyone was going to be nice was the sticking point here, but hopefully you'd manage to keep the demi-gods distracted long enough
>...Hopefully
"Alright," you said, clapping your hands together. "Last but not least we get to the final race of the pony tribes: the alicorns."
>Both Chrysalis and Nightmare raise eyebrows
>You shrugged
"Hey, it sounds better than alicorns, a Changeling queen and..."
>You trailed off, looking Nightmare Moon over
>She just grinned
>"I am far beyond anything that you've ever known, mortal," she said
>Your nose scrunched up slightly as the sound of static filled your ears and the sun flickered like a light blub
 
>Ha
>Look at this filly, trying to be scary and shit
>Little did she know that ancient, unknowable beings were you fetish
>It was the tentacles. You were totally really, kinda into that shit no homo
"See? The way I said it sounds better. I'm an announcer that likes to announce, so can the peanut gallery please be quiet AFTER I'm done talking?"
>Though both of them rolled their eyes, muttering something about stallions under their breath, both of the mares motioned for you to continued
"Good! Now as I was saying: We find ourselves admiring the alicorn form; their backsides in particular."
>You begin pacing in front of the mares
"Since alicorns are a perfect mixture of earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi they are the epitome of what an ass should be."
>You clap your hands together and grin
>"So, I'd like to announce that each of you ladies gets a ten out of ten automatically. Congratulations."
>Before anyone could start talking you raised a hand
"And, since you all are VERY special cases, I'm going to have to judge you in a very special way: with personal preference."
>You turned away from the mares and quickly made your way back toward your house, quickly grabbing the wooden chair you had on your front porch and scurrying back
>You could tell that you were dancing on the edge of a knife here; keeping these mares waiting would NOT be a good idea at all
>...
>That and you wanted to get as much groping done before the shoot-bangs started...
"While I like to consider myself a butt professional, one who judges backsides based on merit that is fair to everyone I can't do that here."
>You sat the chair down and took a seat
>"By the merits that we set up for this competition you all get tens. So with that in mind, and since I'm the only one here judging, we're gonna do this in the fairest way possible."
>You leaned back in your chair
 
"First: I'm going to inspect your behinds, get myself acquainted, and then I'm gonna have you all sit in my lap."
>You placed your hands in said lap, looking at each of the mares with a smile
"Does that sound alright with you?"
>Chrysalis grinned
>Nightmare Moon smirked
>Twilight and Princess Celestia turned a bit red
>Both Luna and Cadence raised eyebrows; you could tell that they had questions
>Not a single one of them said no however, so you took that as a sign that you could proceed with your plan
>Your glorious, butt-filled plan filled with groping
"Neat! So how about we start off with a princess first huh?"
>Your gaze turned expectant
"Do I have any takers?"
>To your surprise Cadence, a small smile on her face, was the first to step up
>"I think that I'd like to go first," she said, walking toward you. "If that's alright with you, Anonymous."
>Honey, if it was anymore alright you would have done a back flip
>As Cadence got within arm's length of you she presented her backside, flicking her tail out of the way to give a better look at what you'd be working with
>You sat on the edge of your chair, rubbing your hands together, and were about to inspect away when a blue glow encased your grabbers and placed them back into your lap
>Hey now...
>What's all this then?
>"Anon, before we start I want you to know that I have a husband and foal at home that I love very much," Cadence said, looking over her shoulder at you as her horn glowed. "So, I'd very much appreciate it if you were as tame as possible with me; for my sake if nothing else."
>You opened your mouth to ask what she was insinuating, but after thinking about it for a second you quickly closed your mouth
>...
>Alright...
>You weren't happy about it but you could respect her train of thought
>...
>If she wanted to keep this PG-13 then you'd give her a PG-13 inspection
>...
>Just for her though; you weren't a fucking boy scout
 
"I promise that you'll be able to tell your husband that nothing too bad happened. I promise," you told her
>Chrysalis scoffed, rolling her eyes as Cadence's smile turned grateful
>"Thank you very much."
>Her magic released your hands
>"Now why don't get back to it?" she asked, giving her backside a wiggle, a backside which immediately caught your attention
>True to her title, Princess Cadence was wearing a pair of frilly pink panties embroidered with hearts
>The underwear was a perfect fit, not too tight and not too loose; tastefully cut so that they showed off her ample flank without going overboard with it
>You forced yourself to blink as you wiped the drool from your chin with your jacket
>Even though she was still "clothed" you could tell that the Princess had a prefect backside
>It was just a little big for her body, tight, perfectly round with just a JUST a hint of fat to give you something to hold on to...
>Once again you had to wipe the drool from your chin
>Whoo...
>Doing this one clean was going to be a hell of a lot harder than you first thought...
>Your hands reached up and you hooked your thumbs through the panties
>You could feel Cadence's gaze on you as you slowly pulled them down, revealing the mass of pink, perky flesh not a few inches from your face
>At that moment all else was forgotten
>The princesses and queens weren't watching you
>You didn't have the threat of incineration hanging over your head
>There was just you and this flank...
>You let out a shaky sigh as you let the princesses panties hit the ground, slowly pulling your hands away
>Cadence's tail flicked past your face
>Unintentional or not (you didn't even see anything) you could now smell bubble gum
>...
>You were silent for a moment, just taking in the flank in front of you
>Perfectly round, you could just make out her the cutiemarks on each of her cheeks
 
>In the center was a mouth-watering crack wherein all of the goodies were stashed; goodies which were strategically hidden by a tail
>Pg-13, Pg-13!
>You had to think wholesome, Christian thoughts now old boy
>Cadence twitched slightly when you placed a hand on either of her cheeks, but she said nothing, simply widening her stance to give you better access while keeping her tail between her legs
>You just sighed as you squeezed, your fingers sinking into about a quarter inch of fat before coming upon a thick layer of muscle, which felt tight and damn near knotted it was so thick
>Your fingers,trailed upwards until you had a hand on either cutiemark
>Cadence twitched once more, her wings shuffling against her side as you then began to rub your thumbs against the fur there
>As you expected, it was sublime; not too long, not too short, it wasn't in patches and it felt smoother than silk
>You squeezed Cadence's flank again, watching as it contorted and tensed under your grip
>Now was the part that you should have been pointing out the good and bad things about this flank, what set it apart and its flaws
>But you didn't want to ruin this by speaking
>NO!
>When one was in a position to admire a masterpiece they did not speak
>Speaking would ruin the... sustenance of this for you
>You needed to let yourself to swept up
>You needed to let the art take you where it wanted and drop you off where you needed to be
>Cadence breath started to quicken as your hands traveled up and down her backside
>Your touches were light and filled with an almost zealous amount of reverence, though every once in a while your hands would clamp down to grab and tug at fur and fat alike
>That bubble gum smell grew the longer your fingers worked until Cadence's tail flicked out of the way and gave you an eyeful
>...
>Huh...
>You'd have thought that she'd looked a little more wrecked, what with her having a kid and all...
 
>Though you wanted more than anything to nuzzle this flank until the cows came home you resisted, letting Cadence go
>The princess, who was definitely breathing heavier than she had been at the beginning, looked back at you, a blush on her face
>Staring right back at her you scooched back into your chair
"Alright," you said, your voice sounding... small. "The examination part of this is over, now it's flank sitting in lap time."
>Cadence let out a breathless giggle
>"Eager are we?" she said, almost to herself. "And here I thought that my Shiny was the only stallion that liked mare butts."
>Everyone likes mare butts, love princess pony >Even the ones that don't
>You took a few deep breaths as Cadence started to back up, steeling yourself to what was about to happen
>You KNOW want you wanted to do the second that this medium-sized horse sat in your lap but you know that ACTING on it would get you in trouble
>So Christian thoughts, Anon
>You needed to ofnaifbvlsdiubwlijbcsuif!
>You bit your knuckle hard as Cadence sat in your lap, and it was only through god's grace that you did not buck your hips
>The Princess of Love's flank settled in your lap in a way that nearly melted your mind
>It was big but not too big, she sunk into your lap a little bit but not too much, her weight was more than comfortable
>She was, in a word, ohmyfuckinggodthisassisamazingIwanttoflipthishorseoveranddounChrisitanthingstoherandafterwardgotoponyIHopandbuyherfucking breakfast
>Cadence, as an almost teasing gesture, leaned backward so that her mane was tickling your nose
>Your hands opened and closed, hovering on either side of the princesses flank as she sat there, breathing just as hard as you
>Christian thoughts, Anon...
>Christian thoughts...
>"I-Is this alright, Anon?" Cadence asked, her voice slightly shaky as she looked back at you
>She wiggled her hips and you felt a fucking vein pop
>"Do I just have to sit h-here or do you w-want me to do something e-else?"
 
>Oh this horse...
>This fucking horse...
>Don't you fucking tease like that
>Don't you dare
>Your fingers twitched as they drew near the flank that was so EVILLY hot-dogging poor Anon Jr.
>You knew Cadence felt him too, because she wiggled her FUCKING HIPS AGAIN!
>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING TEASE, LOVE HORSE?!
>WHY?!
>You were about to be a hero and grab to handfuls of ass, to fucking start with, but, with a herculean effort, you moved your hands away
"Just sitting's fine," you say through clutched teeth.
>Cadence nodded
>"O-Okay," she murmured, WIGGLING HER FUCKING HIPS AGAIN
>PISS, SHIT, GODDAMMIT!
>As you had your mini aneurysm, Chrysalis let out another snort
>"She has a stallion underneath her hard and willing and she just sits there like some lost filly," she said, sounding disgusted
>As the other princesses glared at her Nightmare Moon let out an amused snort
>"The poor stallion looks like he's about to have a heart attack."
>Chrysalis flashed Celestia a toothy smile as the Princess of the Sun growled
>"I'll have to make sure to settle the poor thing when it's my turn, show him that there's actually MARES here and not a bunch of filly scouts."
>Your legs curled into themselves
>You could feel Anon Jr., who was crying his eye out, straining through your pants
>You wanted to rip these pants off and tell the princess to sit down again
>You wanted to feel that silky fur coat and those warm, firm mounds of--
>CHRISTIAN THOUGHTS!
>CHRISTIAN THOUGHTS FOR FUCK SAKE!
>WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
>...
>...
>...
>WHO WERE YOU KIDDING?!
>'CAUSE IT HURT SO GOOD THAT'S WHY!
"Alright. That's enough, Princess. You can get off me now."
>Cadence looked back over her shoulder at you, the tiny movement making you go cross-eyed
>"Are you sur--"
"Please get off me," you squeaked
>And just like that Cadence hopped out of your lap, freeing your cock from its heavenly, hellish confines
 
>You slumped into your chair with an explosive sigh, gripping on both armrest so tightly that your fingers had sunk into the wood
>Deep breaths Anon...
>Deep breaths...
>It's all over...
>You opened an eye to look down at your poor, neglected crotch
>There was Anon Jr., looking like he was about ready to pop the zipper, but you could also see that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza had made a bit of a mess on your brand new dress pants
>Your gaze lazily traveled up to the pink princess herself, who's face was bright cherry red as she stared back at you
>Neither of you say a word to each other for a long moment
>One of your hands slowly detached itself from an armrest
>You raised that hand into the air and slowly gave the pink princess a thumbs up
"You have a very lucky husband, Cadence," you croaked. "When you get back to him remind him that."
>A smile came to the princesses face
>"It's me that's the lucky one," she said with a giggle. "But thank you for the compliment, Anon."
>Chrysalis made a face at Cadence
>Though Cadence didn't see it one of her wings unfurled and she presented the changeling queen her longest primary feather, which, as you were later told, was pretty much the bird horse version of the middle finger
>Taking a few more deep breaths, you sat back in your chair and pulled out a handkerchief
"Alright," you say, dabbing your sweat-drenched face. "Princess Cadence is done. Does anyone want to go next?"
>Chrysalis' chest puffed out, and she raised a hoof, but to the surprise of everyone present Twilight stepped out of the line
>"I'll go next," she said, red-faced but determined
>Chrysalis growled
>"I will not have you PRINCESSES going first be--"
>"There's four of us and two of you," Twilight said matter-of-factly, calmly staring back at the glaring queen. "Anon's going to have to judge two princesses in a row no matter how you look at it so I figured that we'd get it out of the way and over with."
 
>Chrysalis' eyes narrowed as she stared at Equestria's newest and purplest princess
>You could tell that she wanted to argue, out of spite if nothing else, but from the look on her face you could tell that she knew that Twilight's reasoning was iron clad
>"...Fine," she said with a grunt. "It will let the stallion get the poorer flanks out of the way anyway."
>Twilight's feathers ruffled at the comment but she didn't take the bait
>Instead she turned back to you, a small smile coming to her face
>"Do you want to judge me now or do you need a few minutes to calm down?" she kindly asked
>"No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine," you reassured her, stuffing your handkerchief into your coat pocket. "Come on over here and let me take a look at you
>That was when whatever confidence that Twilight had managed to work up left her little horse body
>And you know it did because you watched the smile on her face become very, very nervous
>"A-Are you sure?" she asked, fidgeting with her hooves. "B-Because I'd be m-more than happy to--eep!"
>Rolling her eyes, Nightmare Moon swatted the Princess of Friendship on the flank with a burst of magic
>"The stallion is not going to bite you, filly," she said. "Get over there before I lose my patience."
>Twilight stumbled forward, forcing you to grab her by her shoulders so she wouldn't accidentally impel you with her horn
>"S-Sorry, sorry!" she said frantically before wincing in pain
>You smiled at the littlest princess
"Easy there, purple, there's no reason to be all nervous like this," you reassured. "It's not like you don't see me every single day anyways."
>Twilight stared up at you with her big purple eyes
>"B-But you're not touching my BUTT then," she whisper-shouted
>You leaned forward so that your noses were nearly touching
>Twilight tried to move away but you held her firmly in place
"Everything's going to be FINE, Twiggles. Now go ahead and do those breathing exercises that you like to do."
>"But what if you--"
 
"Go on. After you're done with that I can get on with the inspection."
>Twilight looked back at Celestia, who nodded encouragingly
>Looking back at you, partly because you wouldn't let her look at the ground, Twilight started her breathing exercises
>In....
>And out...
>In...
>And out...
>Finally, she looked a good deal calmer than she had a minute ago, looking up at you with a big ol' smile
>"T-Thanks, Anon," she said with only the slightly shimmer
>You nodded, giving her shoulders a squeeze
>"Alright, now how about you turn around so I can see what I'm working with?"
>With a little nod Twilight shyly turned around and showed you what her momma gave her
>You knew what this little horse's problem was
>She felt inadequate around all of these godly flanks
>And, while you understood where she was coming from, as you took a gander at her flank you could honestly say that she really didn't have that much to worry about
>You knew that ol' Twilot here liked her sweets and junk food
>So also knew that after being called Twiggy piggy more than a few times that she had gone to Rainbow Dash so that she could get fit
>While her stomach looked slimmer than it had been a few months ago it looked like her flank hadn't lost ANY of its mass
>And you meant that in the best way possible
>The flabby, oddly flat flank had been turned into a proper muscly ass
>Sure, there was still a bit of chub around the back of the legs and above the rump, but this was an ass that you could get behind
>And, since Twilight here was about was single, you could change the PG-13 Christian values rating to an R
>So you COULD get behind it
>Your dick twitched at the thought as you rubbed your hands together
>Twilight was wearing a pair of red, conservatively cut panties
>They were nice if a little plain; they'd look a lot better down near her hooves than on her but you stopped yourself from doing so
 
>Instead you placed your hand over the place where Nightmare Moon had lashed her and began to gently rub
>Twilight hissed, dancing in place in pain as you did your best to rub the pain away
"There, there, it'll feel better in a minute," you cooed, savoring the feeling of your fingers digging into her rump. "You're doing good, you're doing good."
>Eventually Twilight stopped her fussing and relaxed under your touch
>You could hear her sigh, before her wings violently twitched
>"H-Hehehe, Anon? I appreciate what you're doing but could we please get to the inspecting?" she asked, her breathing a little ragged
>You ignored the princess, instead letting your hands wander where they pleased
>Twilight was doing her best to stay composed but every once in a while she'd let, moaning or gasping, all the while she wiggled back and forth in place like a mare possessed
>Your mouth twitched and you saw a wet spot begin to form on those red panties of her's
"Are you sure? That mean ol' queen over there hit you pretty hard. I can keep doing this until you feel a hundred percent," you "innocently" offered
>Twilight's wings twitched again and she let out a surprised gasp as you gave her flank a rougher than usual squeeze
>"Hah~! I-If fine now. B-But thank you for asking," she said a little too quickly as she pushed against your hands. "N-Now could you PLEASE pull my p-panties down?"
>Not one to disobey royalty, you did as she asked, reaching up and hooking your thumbs through her panties
>Twilight's breath hitched as your fingers grazed her flank
>Her backside clenched and unclenched, her tail wildly flicking back and forth as you began to slowly pull her panties down
>"Ohmygosh, ohmygosh! AnonpleasepleasePLEASEtakeiteasy!"
>Twilight's backside wiggled as you pulled her panties down inch by inch, revealing more and more of her expansive purple flank
>Stopping for a moment, you leaned in and gave her partically revealed left cheek a kiss
 
>Twilight let out a muffled squeal, stomping her back leg hard
>...
>Alright
>Enough teasing...
>You pulled Twilight's underwear down without much of a fuss, letting them drop to the ground and you leaned back see what you were working with
>Twilight, meanwhile, was doing her very best to lower her flagging tail and her stiff wings, almost dancing in place as she mumbled nonsense to herself
>"Aw, it looks like it's her first time," Nightmare Moon said, leaning toward her fellow queen
>Chrysalis nodded as she quietly awed
>"Isn't she precious?" she asked, her baby talk turned up to eleven
>Twilight flinched at the mocking, shrinking into herself just a hair, her ears pinned against her head
>Frowning, you placed your hands on her bare rump
"You know, Twilight, I was expecting your rump to be a little different from the other alicorns, what with you being a unicorn and all."
>Twilight looked back at you as you grabbed two bit handfuls of her ass, squeezing and tugging on the mounds
>"I, I, I'M SURE--Hah~! I'm sure that I'm a LITTLE--ooh~! Different, Anon," Twilight managed to say, her body beginning to shake slightly
>You hummed, leaning forward and kissing Twilight's cutiemark on her right butt cheek
>The princess winked at you (not with her eyes), her back arching
>You began rubbing your face against the mare's rump, almost instantly enveloped by a blackberry, grape-y, purple-y scent
>Twilight's wings flapped and the ground below her instantly became soaked
>She let out a mixture between a moan and a squeak and her back legs gave out
>You, of course, made sure to hold her in place, continuing to rub your face against her right cutiemark, then her left, before beginning to gently bite at her rump
>Though you half expected Twilight's front half to give out the little princess was a trooper, keeping her hooves even as she rode out her orgasm, cute squeaks and moans escaping her lips
>You stopped your nuzzling the second that she managed to catch her breath
 
>"Hah~! Anon what are-- Hah~! What are you--"
>Sitting back into your chair, you carefully picked Twilight up and placed her in your lap
>Because she was still a little pony she was a perfect fit, the top of her head just under your chin
>You could feel your pants being soaked through but you paid it no mind, wrapping your arms around the little alicorn and pulling her against your chest
>Twilight made a startled noise, wiggling her rump in such a way that your wiener once again found itself between two warm, soft, succulent cheeks
>You gritted your teeth, grunting softly but mostly managing to keep yourself under control
"You know what what though? I think that you fit right in with these other princess in terms of butt."
>Though her chest was heaving, Twilight looked up at you, her horn gently poking your chest as she did so
>"Y-You really think so?" she asked, her voice small
>Ignoring the fact that you could feel her winking through your pants, you held her a little tighter
"Of course, Twiggles. No matter what you or anyone else thinks you're a very, very pretty pony."
>Twilight's eyes widened
>"R-Really?" she asked, almost as if she didn't believe you
>Your cock twitched again, and not for the first time you silently cursed the eternal cock tease that were pants
"If I'm lying I'm dying."
>Chrysalis began to gag as the other princesses smiled
>To your surprise even Nightmare's mouth had risen to a half smile at the scene
>Twilight stared at you for a moment before her eyes just lit up
>Spinning around in your lejrbwljdbvlsc blsircb flrfb!
>"ThankyouAnon!IalwaysthoughtthatIwasuglycomparedtotheotherprincesses--"
>You could feel your body beginning to tense as Twilight bounced in your lap like a fucking stripper as she pulled you in a hug, TAKING YOU BY FUCKING SURPRISE!
>"--ImeanjustafewmonthsagoIwasachubbylittleunicornthatstallionswouldn'tgivethetimeofday--"
 
>In her excitement, Twilight leaned up and kissed you on the cheek, not stopping her wiggling for a moment
>You poor, throbbing cock was pushed to and fro, being rubbed and teased in all of the right ways by Twilight's big, clapping, cushy flank
"Twilight."
>"--Itriedmyhardesttoliveuptothetitleofprincess."
"Twilight."
>"--ButIneverthoughtI'dbeasprettyastheotherprincesses--"
"T-Twilight."
>"--ButtohearsomeponyactuallysayI'mprettyisreallynice!--"
"Twi... Taw..."
>--Don'tgetmewrongI'mamarebutstill--"
"..."
>Twilight let out a squeak as you wrapped your arms around her, holding her against you, and started to roughly thrusted against her
>As worked up at you were you only managed two or three thrust before the dam burst
>Twilight let out another squeak as you bit down on her shoulder hard
>Her marehood, as if it knew even through your layers of clothing, began peppering your covered member with kisses as you felt yourself cumming
>Dfvsudbfvslflfbvslfvnbslfdb!
>You closed your eyes as tight as you could, taking in Twilight's musk and the feeling of her fur tickling your face
>Your tongue lapped at her shoulder and you tasted sweat and blueberries
>A whimper escaped your throat as, with one last half-thrust you let go of Twilight and sunk back into your chair, sweaty and satisfied-yet-not, panting like a race horse
>"Anon? Anon?! What's wrong?!Twilight asked as you just kind of sat there in a haze. "Are you alright? Do you--"
>Her nostrils flared
>She then immediately blushed and began shimmering
"You are... a very pretty... pony, Twilight," you said, cracking open an eye
>Your hands found themselves on the Princess of Friendship's hips and they slowly made their way up to her shoulders
>Leaning the red-faced mare forward you kissed her nose
>You then pulled her into a hug
>"A very, very... pretty pony if my... now ruined pants are... any indication."
>...
>Rararara was going to be SO mad...
>...
>Worth it though...
