Title:           Chaotic Happenstance VII
Author:          LaPsbin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YGgvjcEw
First Edit:      Tuesday 1st of March 2016 08:14:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 1st of March 2016 08:14:57 PM CDT

>This... this was a bad idea
>This was a really bad idea
>You bit your lip as you looked around Anonymous's room
>You were standing by his nightstand, a bottle of lubricant that you had... borrowed from somepony whose name who will not be mentioned Twilight in one claw
>In the other was...
>...A toy of sorts
>A toy designed specifically for adults
>A toy designed specifically for adults that was used for pleasure
>A dildo
>You had a dildo in your paw
>...
>You bit your lip hard as you looked around the room once again, half expecting Anonymous to just teleport into the room at any moment
 
>You ears perked up, listening
>...Nope
>Nopony's in the house right now
>And nopony should be since Anonymous has work for a while longer...
>You took a step toward the bed and immediately jumped when one of the floorboards creaked
>You tighten your grip on your dildo, taking a few deep breaths to calm your pounding heart
>Whoo boy...
>You haven't been nervous in a LOOOOOOONG time...
>You didn't even know WHY
>You were just going to lay in Anon's bed and masterbate so you wouldn't feel so bucking pent up
>It was Anon's fault that you were like this so it wasn't like it was your fault or anything...
>You had TRIED to relieve yourself in the safety of your own home but you just... couldn't
>No matter how hard you tried all you did was rile yourself up even more
>Just picturing Anonymous wasn't enough
>You needed to be in his bed
>You needed to smell his scent
>You needed there to be a chance that he'd walk in on you
>Stupid, sexy, smelly Nonny...
>Bouncing on the balls of your hoof/lizard foot you quickly made your way toward the bed and sat down on its edge
>You shivered as you rubbed your legs together
>The heat between them intensified as you got a noseful of Nonny's scent
>You could almost imagine him here...
>Looming over you with that grin of his and a hungry look in his eyes...
>Eyeing the door once more you placed your lube and toy down on the bed and pulled off the your yellow shirt
>You had forgone the bra today, so as you tossed your shirt to the ground you could instantly see that both of your nipples were rock hard
>Staring down at the nubs of flesh you bit your lip even harder to muffle a groan as you reached up and tweaked one with a claw
"Oh... buck~"
>A ripple of pleasure laced through you, prompting you to pinch the little bundle of sensitive flesh a little harder
 
>Bracing yourself with your tail you leaned back and released your nipple
>Your claws trailed down your body toward your panties
>Closing your eyes you imagined Anon doing this
>Those big hands of his cupping your breast, tickling your belly and hips...
>Your breathing becomes ragged as your thumbs hook through your soaked panties
>Lifting your butt up a bit you slid the bundle of clothing off and tossed it to parts unknown, revealing yourself to the world
>If Anon came in right now he'd have a front row seat to that body of yours
>And there wouldn't be a thing you could about it...
>You let out another moan as your paw went back up to play with one of your breast and your claw gently traced your slit
>Another bolt of pleasure made you catch your breath, your vision spinning
>...
>...
>...
>Alright
>BUCK
>IT
>You grabbed your dildo, bringing it to your lips
>You kept your eyes nice and closed as you wrapped your lips around the tip and started to gently suckle
>That would be the part where Anon would probably let out a moan
>Maybe he'd thrust his hips
>Maybe his cock would throb and give you a bit of pre to lap up
>And you'd do it too
>You'd do it with the best smile that you could manage with a mouthful of dick
>Your serpent's tongue wormed out of your mouth, coating the toy in your spit as you slowly bobbed your head up and down
>You suckled hard on the down stroke, peppering the tip with kisses and lips on the upstroke
>If Anon wouldn't have made a sound before he'd DEFINITELY be making noises now
>No doubt you'd be eagerly lapping up a steady supply of precum as you took him deeper and deeper into your maw
>You gagged a little bit as the tip of the toy hit the back of your throat but you held firm, tears in your eyes as you began to swallow over and over and over again
 
>At this point Anon's hands would be holding the sides of your head or maybe your horns
>He'd be thrusting into your mouth, grunting and groaning as his cock twitched
>He'd be close
>Oh so close
>Desperate to release his seed into your mouth...
>And with a final thrust he'd...
>Your eyes shot open as you pulled the dildo from your mouth with a gasp, your whole body on fire
"O-Oh sweet anarchy...~"
>Foregoing the lube you began to tease yourself with your to--no, ANON teased your puffy pussy
>Making you gasp and squeal as his cockhead slid across your sensitive button
>He'd have his hands holding your claws against the bed, pinning you to it
>And when he'd enter you...
"A-Ah~..."
>Your back arched as Anonymous parted your lips and pushed his member into you
>Your legs twitched as your sensitive marehood strained to hold his throbbing, pulsing cock
>Inch by delicious inch he pushed into you
>You began to pant as he bottomed out inside of you
>You let out a breathless giggle, one of your claws reaching up to run through your hair
>You felt full
>So wonderfully, amazingly full
>You never wanted this feeling to end
"H-hah~ Rut me."
>You could feel Anon's breath on your neck before he bend down to kiss you
>With another giggle you kissed him back, enjoying his taste
>Getting a good grip on your hips Anonymous began to pull out of you
>You let out a whine, wrapping your legs around him and trying to force him back into you, but your Nonny would not be denied
>His mouth found one of your nipples as he pulled back until just the tip of his cock was in you
>And then he thrusted
>You let out a squeal as he managed to hilt you once again in one swift motion
 
>Your claws leapt from your head and breast and onto his back, your nails digging into his skin
>Anon kissed your neck as he pulled out slowly and gently before roughly slamming back into you
>Again
>And again
>And again
>And again
>And again
>Your tongue lolled out of your mouth as your back arched
"I-I'm close, N-Nonny," you whispered, holding your human close. "Rut me. M-Make me your's..."
>Chuckling, Anon increased his pace, pounding into you with reckless abandonment
>Your body started to shake from the waves of pleasure
>It was amazing
>Perfect
>Fantastic
>You were in the VIP section of cloud nine
>Moaning again you buried your muzzling into your lover's neck, gently lapping at his skin
>You were going to...
>You were going to...
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>Your tail lost its strength, and with a cry that shook the walls you fell onto your back, your chaotic magic forcing you dildo to move at a blurring pace
>Your body twisted and tensed as the pink, swirling, glowing liquid that was your cum stained the sheets below you
>Tossing your toy away you folded in on yourself as you rode out your orgasm until eventually you found yourself laying there covered in sweat and a goofy smile on your face
>Though the air was filled with the smell of your sex you could JUST detect Anon's musk
>Or at least what you thought his musk smelled like
>You shivered again, your tail coiling around your leg and covering your hypersensitive marehood
>H-Hah
>Whoo boy...
>That was something else...
>With a happy hum you ran a claw down your now ab-sol-utely relaxed body
>You definitely going to have to do this--
 
>"Ahem."
>...
>Opening up an eye you saw Anonymous, a bemused/tried smile on his face, standing at the doorway
>The real Anon
>Stand there
>Looking at your cum and sweat covered self
>Now, you were no stranger to the term HORRIFIED
>Once or twice you've taken horrifying forms
>More times than you could count you've done some pretty horrible things
>But you don't really recall feeling horror yourself
>But now...
>Now you understood the bucking term
>Not even when the elements of harmony were about to turn you into a statue had you felt what you were feeling right now
>A low, high-pitched panicked sound escaped your throat as you and Anon stared at each other
>Faster than the human could see you flipped the covers over yourself
>Ohbuckbuckbuck!
>Youreallyscrewedupnow!
>Anonwasgonnagetmadandhewasgoingtokickyououtofhishouseandhewasnevergoingtobeyourhusbandoand--
>"Eris."
>Justhideunderthecovers!
>Everythingwouldbefineifyoujuststayedunderthecovers!
>FinefinefineFINEFINEFINE!
>"Fucking get out from under there ya big fucking baby."
>You yelped as Anonymous yanked the covers off of you
>Before you could say anything he grabbed you by the shoulders and yanked you up
>This was it
>He was going to carry you out of his house and-- why did he just sit you onto the corner of the bed?
>Why didn't he look angry?
>Why did you have a feeling that you weren't in any kind of trouble?
>...
>You don't know what to do with your naked self as Anon sits next to you staring straight at the wall
>"...Ya should have at least fucking locked the door if ya were going to do something like this." he said, rather awkwardly
>...
 
>You were still naked weren't you?
>...
>Yep, you were naked
>Naked and covered in your own cum...
"S-Sorry..."
>...You just said that you were sorry
>The great and powerful Eris, one of the most powerful creatures in existence, had just apologized to somepony...
>If you were in a better state of mind you would have chuckled
>But at that moment your stomach was doing flips as Anonymous continued to look away from you in thought
>Covering yourself up with your tail you tried to scooch away from Anonymous
>But to your surprise he pulled you back next to him
>His hand found yours (which thankfully wasn't ALL that icky) and gave it a gentle squeeze
>...
>Alright
>Something was going on...
"Anon? Is everything okay?..." you asked hesitantly, fidgeting in place. "You're acting a little weird... And that's coming from me."
>Anon sighed, nodding
>"Me an' Princess Celestia had a little talk this morning," he said. "She said some things that got me thinkin'."
>He finally looked at you
>His eyes roamed over your body for a few moments before he smiled
>"I've been beatin' myself up all this week over seeing yer scaley ass naked."
>He looked down at his hands, making a face
>"Ya were my fucking mate before ya went and turned into fuckin Eris, ya know," he grumbled, almost as if he was talking to himself. "A fucker that came to me house every once an' a while and shot the fucking shit with me. Now look at ya; instead of the bloke that I fucking met I've got a bombshell sitting next to me."
>...Was he coming on to you?
>Did you have to hit him with a stick and drag him to a cave so you could be his wife or something?
>Did you need to go and get a stick or club or some sort right now so you could be draconequus married?
>You felt like you needed to do something here...
 
>...Other than just sitting there trying to stare at his butt...
>Before you could say or do anything however Anonymous continued with his... whatever he was doing
>A rant? A speech? A reveal?
>Whatever it was you were going to make sure that you held onto your butt while he did it
>"I don't know if I've finally lost me marbles or ya whittled me down or whatever but ya won. If yer serious about this then I'm willin' to give it a try."
>You blink a owlishly as your mind processes what the human just said
>Was he...
>Did he...
>Were you...
"R-Really?" you asked, your claw giving his hand a squeeze
>Anonymous nodded slowly, as if he had to run his own decision by himself, his smile widening his a hair
"Aye, I think so. Just give me a little--OMHP!"
>With a happy cry you tackled Nonny (YOUR Nonny now you supposed) and started kissing that wonderful mug of his
>"GET THE FUCK OFF ME YA GIT!"
"NO!"
>"THIS BED IS COVERED IN YOUR FUCKING CUM! AND SO ARE YOU FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
>Both you and Anonymous rolled around on the dirty, dirty bed as you kissed every bit of his face, your tail coiling around his body
>You had done it!
>Your plan worked!
>You had turned your friend into something so much more!
>"ERIS, I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I'M GONNA TOSS YA OUT THE WINDOW IF YA--WILL YA STOP FUCKING KISSING ME?!"
>Not only wasn't Anon mad about you buttering your muffin on his bed he ask you out?!
>This was a dream come true!!
>Now you'd never be alone again!
>Now you had somepony to wake up to in the morning and smile at!
>And soon you'd be doing a LOT more than smiling at each other in the morning!!!
>As you and Anonymous continued to roll around on that bed something very strange started to happen to you
>As you were laughing and giggling, your heart soaring in happiness, you...
>Well...
>You started to... LEAK
>Out of your eyes
>And for the life of you you couldn't understand why
>Was there something wrong with you?
 
>Was your new body defective?
>Did you need to go to the horse doctor to get your eyes checked out for some incurable disease?
>...
>You'd have to ask somepony about it later...
>For now you needed to spend some quality time with your brand spanking new coltfriend!
>Your new life partner
>Your... Anonymous...
 
 
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