Title:           Sex Ed
Author:          LaPsbin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FyrKZHyy
First Edit:      Saturday 22nd of August 2015 11:50:00 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 22nd of August 2015 11:50:00 AM CDT

BE TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>At the moment you are about fifteen years years old
>You are also at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns
>Because you are the smartest little smart ass and do can do magic betterer than anypony else!
>Like most days you are in class with your notebook open and your books at the ready as your fellow classmates are shouting and carrying on while you all waited on Headmistress Celestia to start the days lesson
>The bucking savages
>Doing your best to ignore all of the rolled up paper being tossed your way you make sure to read up on what you assume is today's lesson
>Being a teacher's pet is hard work yo!
>Bitches might be givin' you swirlies right now but in a couple years you'd be able to blow them up
>With your motherbuckin MIND!
>Yeah, you were going to be a dark lord when you grew up, what about it?!
>You are brought out of your sudden plans for world domination by the door flying open, revealing Headmistress Celestia, all decked out in her teaching glasses and her teaching robes, with a pile of books under a wing
>"Alright, settle down, settle down now," she said, slamming the door behind her
>Quickly, the class scurried to their seats and open their books and notebooks
>Not you tho, since you had been ready for the last ten minutes for the Headmistress to arrive
>Teacher'spet4life!
>Holdin'thefrontseatdownFILLY!
>Headmistress Celestia put her books and notes down onto her desk before looking up at all of you
>Thelearningbegins.pgn
>"Alright, before I begin the lesson will those of you who are playing in the hoofball match this afternoon move your robes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch before you write your letter home if you're not getting your mane cut unless you have a younger sister who's going out this weekend as the guest of another filly, in which case collect her note before lunch, put it into your letter after you've had your mane cut and make sure she moves your robes down onto the lower peg for you. Now--"
>"Ma'am?" Minuette says, raising her hoof
>The Headmistress looks over at her, her nose scrunching up in irritation at being interrupted
>"Yes, Minuette?"
>"My sister is going out with Candy Floss this weekend, Ma'am, but I'm not having my mane cut today, Ma'am, so--"
>Minuette stops when the entire class snorts and giggles at her
>Heh, is this filly slow or is she slow?
>Didn't she just hear what the Headmistress said?
>Mrs. Celestia, for her part, only looks mildly annoyed
>"Minuette, will you listen?" The Headmistress said with a roll of her eyes. "It's perfectly simple! If you're not getting you mane cut then you DON'T have to move your sister's robes to the lower peg. You simply collect her notes before lunch after you've done your magic studies prep when you've written your letter home before rest move your OWN robes down to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mrs. Bindy that you've had your horn sharpened."
>Nodding, Minuette, looked back down at her notes while the Headmistress took a deep breath and looked up over you all to collect her thoughts
>"Now... SEX."
>She looked thoughtfully down at her notes before looking back up at all of you
>"Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex..."
>You're eyes widened
>Holy shit!
>You had been studying the wrong lesson!
>And you hadn't been in class the other day before you had bee sick so you didn't have any notes from the day before!
>And you haven't read everything on sex yet!
>So you weren't BUCKING ready for this!
>YOUWEREN'TREADY!!!
>You had no idea what the hay was going to happen in class!
>wakemeup.png
>CAN'TWAKEUP.pgn
>Not paying any attention to your nervous breakdown, Mrs. Celestia left her desk and started to pace the room
>"Now... where were we?"
>All around you you see you classmates looking around, their faces scrunched up in thought
>It looked like they knew just as much as you what the buck was going on
>...Idiots
>The second that you became a Dark Lord you'd make sure to blow them up first...
>Or turn them all into candy
>Yeah... that'd be neat...
>After a minute of nopony giving her an answer, Mrs. Celestia looked back at the class
>"Well, have I gone as far as the stallionhood entering the marehood?"
>The class hummed and hawed a bit before a few of them shook their heads
>"I don't think so, Ma'am."
>"Definitely not, Mrs, Definitely not."
>Nodding, your teacher walked over to the big window in the classroom and looked out of it
>"Well, have I done foreplay?"
>This time a few of the mares nod their heads
>"Yep."
>"I think you did, Ma'am."
>"I do believe that I remember that, Mrs.!"
>Nodding, the Headmistress started pacing the room again
>"Aw, as well all well know about foreplay no doubt you can tell me the purpose of a foreplay is.... Trixie."
>Trixie looked up from her book, her eyes wide
>Oh... dis filly right here wasn't even listening
>Youhaveshamedyouancestors.jag
>Trixie looked around the room, and, after getting no help from her classmates, said,"I, um... Don't know Ma'am... Sorry Ma'am..."
>Not to be deterred, the Headmistress looked around the class
>"Moon Dancer?"
>Moon Dancer, a little more prepared than Trixie had been, said,"Eh... was it takin' your robes off, ma'am?"
>Mrs. Celestia looked at her expectantly
>"And after that?"
>Moon Dancer looked down thoughtfully
>Surprisingly, Sugar Belle raised a hoof
>"Oh! Oh! You put it on a lower peg, Ma'am?"
>With a growl your teacher magicked up a board eraser and tossed it at the mare, who bucked with a yelp
>...What a bucking moron...
>Glaring at the mare for a moment, Mrs. Celestia continued to pace the room
>"The purpose of foreplay is to get the stallion's cock hard and lubricated so that it can penetrate the marehood more easily!" she said slowly, as if you were a bunch of morons
>You made sure to write down whatever the Headmistress said as quickly as you could
>This might be on the test after all!
>Upper Crust raised her hoof
>"Could we have a window open please, Ma'am?"
>Mrs. Celestia nodded
>"Yes, yes, of course. Jet Set will you?"
>Clearing her throat, your teacher continued on with her lesson
>"And of course to cause the mares marehood to lubricate and being wink-ing!"
>She once again looked out through the window, taking a moment to collect her thoughts
>"Now! Did I do stallionhood juices last week--oh do pay attention Apple Stars! I know that it's Friday afternoon, oh, are you watching the hoofball game are you now?"
>She pointed at the offending mare
>"Move over to the desk here! I'm warning you! I may set aside a certain exam during this term..."
>Eying the whole class now to see if she had your undivided attention, your teacher angrily stomped back and forth around the front of the classroom while everypony groan and complained
>"Aw, come on, Ma'am--"
>"So just listen," Mrs. Celestia interrupted, standing in the middle of class and looking all over you
>That shut you all up, all of you looking down at her notes
>"...Now did I or did I DO stallionhood juices?"
>The classroom, as a whole, nodded
>"Yes, yes, Ma'am."
>"Good! Name two ways of getting them flowing. Trixie."
>Trixie looked back up from her notes
>"Deep throating the cock, Ma'am?" she offered
>Mrs. Celestia looked at her incredulously
>"What's wrong with a kiss, girl," she asked, bemused. "Hmm? Why not start him off with a nice KISS? You don't have to go shoving his cock down your throat like a bull out of the gate! Give him a KISS girl!"
>"Kiss the cheek, Ma'am?" somepony in class said with a raised hoof
>Mrs. Celestia nodded. "Good, good, well done Fleur."
>"Pulling the mane, Ma'am?" another student called
>Once again your teacher nodded
>"Yes, yes, I suppose so!"
>"Playing with the ballsack?" a student from the back called
>"Yes, yes, good! Pulling the mane, kissing the cheek, teasing the balls, sticking your horn up his butt, and so on and so forth! So! We have all of these possibilities before diving into the deep-throating, Trixie"
>Trixie looked down, her cheeks burning slightly from your teacher's jab
>"...Yes, Ma'am... Sorry, Ma'am..."
>Nodding her head, Mrs. Celestia started walking to the certain part of the front of the classroom
>"Now! All of these forms of stimulation can now take place!"
>Kicking a part of the wall, Mrs. Celestia took a step away as that part of the wall fell and a bed slammed into the floor
>"And of course licking will give you the best idea of how the juices are coming along!"
>Mrs. Celestia looked at the other door that lead out of the class while she started pawing at her robes
>"Anon!"
>Looking away from the door, Mrs. Celestia walked in front of the bed and started unrobing, first taking off her glasses and tossing them onto the desk before untying her mane and letting it flow freely
>"Now, penetration, that is to say intercourse adding up to the whole exper--"
>The door that you teacher had been looking at was thrown open, revealing Mrs. Celestia's husband, Mr. Anonymous, who walked over to his wife
>Respectfully, you all stand up for the married man
>"Aw, hello dear," Mrs. Celestia said, giving Mr. Anon a peck on the cheek
>Mr. Anon smiled, also pawing at his clothes like his wife
>"Lovely to see you Hon."
>With a frown, Mrs. Celestia looked toward the back of the class
>"Do stand up when my husband enters the room, Lemon Hearts!"
>Looking up from her notes in panic, Lemon Hearts quickly stood up
>"Oh! Sorry, Ma'am! Sorry!"
>"Hon, I hope you don't mind but we're going to go to the Saddle Arabian king and queen castle for dinner tonight," Mr. Anon said, pulling off his shirt
>Pulling her her robes, Mrs. Celestia rolled her eyes and huffed in irritation
>"Yes, yes... I suppose we must..."
>"They said to be there by eight."
>"Well at least that gives me a reason to end the staff letting this afternoon. I'll teleport us there by Seven thirty so we can get the niceties out of the way and all of that nonsense..."
>Mr. Anon rolled his eyes as he pulled off his pants
>"Well I know that you don't like them but they keep insisting on having dinner with us and I couldn't make ANOTHER excuse!"
>"Well, it's just--"
>As naked as the day as she was born, Mrs. Celestia suddenly looked up
>"Charm!This is for your benefit, will you kindly wake up? I have no intention of going through this all with you again thank you very much!"
>Sitting down on the bed, Anon pulled off his underwear, revealing his slowly stiffening stallionhood as he laid down on the bed
>Licking her lips, your teacher hopped up on the bed with him, and, licking her lips, leaned down and popped Mr. Anon's member into her mouth
>You all scribbled away as your teacher bopped her head up and down her stallion's cock, her tongue swirling around his head
>Mr. Anon groaned, his hips bucking into your teacher's mouth as she let out her own hungry growl, his hand going to the back of her head to help her along
>With a few more bops and a bit more suckling, Mrs. Celestia let go of Mr. Anon's cock with a pop and climbed on top of him
>"We'll take the proper amount of foreplay as read," your teacher said, grinding her winking marehood against her husband's throbbing cock. "I-If you don't mind d-dear?"
>Grabbing her hips to steady her, Mr. Anon shook his head
>"No, of course, no dear, it's fine. Continue."
>Nodding, Head Mistress Celestia looked up at all of you
>"So! The mare starts b-by sitting down on the stallionhood--"
>Lifting her hips, Mrs. Celestia slowly sank down on the human's cock, biting her lip hard
>Her wings unfurled as she slowly took inch after inch of her, the sounds of her winking getting louder and louder until she bottomed out
>Both your teacher and Mr. Anon groaned, Mr.s Anon's grip tightening on Headmistress Celestia as she started to grind her hips
>--L-Like this! The m-marehood, as you can o-observe, is now winking and l-lubricating... Hmmm~"
>Mr. Anon grinned, giving his wife's ass a hard squeeze
>"Is someone excited, Hon?"
>Your teacher giggled, leaning down and kissing her husband
>"Will you be quiet and let me teach--"
>Mrs. Celestia trailed off as a moan escaped her as Mr. Anon lifted her up off of him and slammed her right down
>"A-Ah~! M-My BIG, BIG stallion..."
>A meaty, wet smack filled the air, followed by another, Mrs. Celestia leaning down and giving Mr. Anon a kiss as she quickly raised herself up before slamming herself back down
>"O-oh yes! Oh you dirty little c-colt you!" AH~!"
>tfw today was an "we all need to take notes because this is probably going to be on the test" day
