Title:           Horse dick Anon (NSFW)
Author:          LaPsbin
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First Edit:      Tuesday 17th of May 2016 11:55:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 21st of July 2016 02:13:17 PM CDT

>It was that time again
>Through an unspoken agreement, one that was made when the stars were still young, the great glowing moon that had so steadfastly guarded the sky dipped under the horizon so that it could rest
>In it's place rose it's sibling, the incandescent sun
>The moment that this heavenly body's rays bathed the valleys and plains and mountains the world changed
>The darkness, which the moon had been fighing tooth and nail to keep at bay, vanished
>Warmth and light filled the land, and with those two things the landscape became alive once more
>The birds began their dawn chorus as they climbed out of their nests to conjugate and feed and fly
>The animals of the forests opened their eyes, yawning and stretching and preparing themselves for another hard-fought day of survival
>In the towns and villages and cities of the world, the more civilized (or as they thought themselves) creatures of the world also began to stir
>Some rose to get ready for another day of work and labor, others rose from their warm, comfortable beds to wake their children or their loved ones so that they may start their days, others simply woke up because the sun's radience was not a thing to be ignored
>You were not any of those people
>You had no loved ones that you needed to wake up, you didn't have work today or for the rest of the weekend for that matter and you had some pretty bitchin' blinds covering your windows, so even with the sun's light insistently trying to force itself in your bedroom was relatively dark
>You were Anonymous
>And, after working like a dog for the past four days, maybe getting two or three hours of sleep in between, you were having yourself a well deserved rest
>Fuck the sun, fuck the morning, fuck having to do any of that shit
>Also, fuck the code because of... reasons...
>You were going to sleep until noon--at the VERY least-- and after that you were going to go out and get yourself something to eat
 
>You then were going go raid some random horses house to steal their liquor and get so plastered that you'd streak through town and get arrested
>You know, just like you did every Friday
>And once or twice a month on Tuesdays
>You mumbled nonsensically, your mind telling your body to get up but your body saying FUCK THAT, rolling onto your side so that you could get a little more comfortable
>As you did that though your blanket, your only friend in these dark and troubling times, had decided to leave half of you exposed to the elements
>Oh no, no, no
>This simply won't do
>Half of you can't be warm and comfortable while the other half is cold
>That was shitty
>You frown and your mumbling became a little upset
>Not opening your eyes, you began to blindly reach for your blank--
SLAP!
>Your eyes snapped open as you let out a surprised yelp
>Rolling onto your back, you looked down, trying to figure out what the FUCK you had just slapped
>There shouldn't have been a single slappable thing on your bed
>Unless...
"I swear to god, Junebug, if you crawled into my bed again I'm really going to call the fucking cops this time," you murmured, your voice heavy with sleep
>Your eyes narrow as you looked down between your legs
>Sure enough, something was making your blanket tent about a foot and a half into the air
>With an irritated grunt, you grabbed your blanket, ready to yank the sucker off of your body
>If you had been a little more awake, you would have noticed that whatever was pitching a tent underneath your blanket wasn't very pony-shaped at all
>You would have also noticed that there was a gigantic wet spot on your blanket that covered nearly half of the fucking thing and that your whole lower body was wet, as were your bed sheets underneath you
>But you weren't even half awake; your eyes were crusty and a little blurry from sleep and you were disorientated
 
>In your mind you were convinced that Junebug had somehow, once a-fucking-gain had managed to pick the lock on your front door and had snuck into your bedroom like the silly/stalkerish little pone that she was
>So, imagine your surprise when, as you ripped off your blanket, what you saw in between your legs wasn't your weird little earth pony neighbor who's garden you may or may not pee in on occasion
>...
>You blinked slowly, in an almost owlish fashion, trying to understand what you were looking at
>You failed
>You failed harder than you've ever failed ever
>What you were looking at was your dick but... it wasn't
>For one, while you considered yourself a little bigger than the average fella, your dick most certainly wasn't this big
>The shape and color also seemed wrong; instead of the pinkish, torpedo-like phallus that you knew and loved this was an altogether different beast
>And by beast you meant fucking BEAST
>The cock was oddly rectangular, with a flair at the tip
>There was a medial ring around it at about it's halfway point, wherein the cock became reasonably thicker
>Instead of the a pinkish color this cock was green and white spots peppered up and down it
>...
>Did you also mention that it looked like it was about two fucking feet long and about as thick as your FUCKING ARM?!
>Because you think that that is kind of important to paint the picture of what this thing looked like
>Seriously
>You blinked a few more times, confused and more than a little concerned, tentatively reaching up to poke the thing
>You sucked in a mouthful of air as it twitched at your touch, a glob of precum erupting from the tip and landed on your stomach
>YOU FELT THAT!
>YOU FUCKING FELT THAT!
>THIS ISN'T SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK!
>THIS WASN'T SOME PRANK OR JOKE TO FUCK WITH YOU!
>You slowly wrapped your hand around the--your dick, just above the medial ring
>You couldn't even wrap your hand around the monster that just... APPEARED between your legs
 
>The--YOUR cock throbbed again, and your eyes couldn't help but widen as a glob of precum, impossibly thick and a LOT more than you've ever produced in your entire life, spurted from your new tip
>You let go of your wang, watching as the pre began to slowly drip down the side of it, your mind racing
>...
>A few thoughts raced through your mind as you let your head fall back onto your pillow with a thoughtful hum
>The first was that you were going to have to wash your sheets
>Like REALLY wash your sheets
>If it was a pain in the ass to clean just a bit of cum out of sheets you had a feeling that with this much it was going to be a MOTHERFUCKER
>The second thought was about Gary-Motherfucking-Oak and that sick ass car that he drove around with all of those cheerleading bitches
>... For some reason
>Idly, you wondered why you hadn't passed out from all of the blood that the monster between your legs MUST have been using to stay as hard as it was
>... Did horse wangs use blood to get erect?
>If they didn't use blood then what the heck did they use?
>Magic? Some sort of of pulley system?
>You then thought about how much of a pain it was going to be getting new pants refitted to contain this thing
>Sure, Rarara would give you a pretty good deal on the pants since she was your little marshmallow nigga, and you were sure that this thing got smaller when you weren't erect, but it was going to be a little awkward having to explain...
>Wait...
>YOU HAVE A FUCKING HORSE COCK NOW?!
>WHY DO YOU HAVE A LITERAL, REAL HORSE COCK?!
>WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HORSE COCK?!
>YOU SURE AS SHIT DIDN'T HAVE ONE WHEN YOU WENT TO BED!
>Grabbing your brand spanking new horse dick you sat up and wiggled yourself over to the edge of your bed
>Sleep forgotten, you climbed out of said
>As you did that you accidentally let go of your member as it mightily throbbed, twitching so hard that it reared up and slapped you in the fucking chest
"Motherfucker!"
 
>You stumbled, almost losing your footing, and with a look of distaste you wiped the glob of pre that was now just under your sternum
>...
>...
>...
>Twilight
>Twilight would know what to do about this
>She was a smart little horse; she could figure out what the FUCK happened to you
>You were going to go to Twilight's house RIGHT NOW and get this shit settled before you had a heart attack or you exploded or something
>...
>But first, you were gonna get these sheets tossed in the wash and then you were gonna take a bath and find a pair of pants that would hopefully, probably fit you
>...Maybe you should get something to eat as well; you didn't know how long you were going to be with Twilight...
>Then, THEN you'd go to Twiggle's house
>...
>Why the hell does stuff like this always happen on your days off?
 
>You hum a little tune to yourself as you grabbed the coffee pot, along with your sugar and creme
>Though your mom always told you that only frilly stallions drank anything other than black, bitter coffee you preferred something a little less bitter and a little more sweeter and milker in the mornings
>Through years of experience you quickly poured yourself the perfect cup of coffee
>Three-fourths full of coffee, one-fourths full of creme, three big tablespoons of sugar, all stirred together for twenty seconds so that it would mix properly
>You took a deep breath, savoring the smell of coffee in the air, and carried your cup over to your table, where your breakfast and a good book was waiting
>Spike had gone to Canterlot for the weekend, and Starlight had went on a trip to Dodge City with Applejack for apple-related shenanigans
>You were alone for the weekend
>No paperwork, nopony to watch or teach, just you, some coffee and some reading
>You let out a happy sigh as you sit down at your table and take a sip of your coffee
>Hmmm...
>Perfect like always...
 
>You smacked your lips together as you looked back down at your plate
>Rubbing your hooves manically, you eyed the stack of pancakes and the mountain of hay bacon on your plate meaningfully, brandishing a fork and knife
>Oh filly, you were going to TEAR into--
>"TWILIGHT? TWILIGHT!"
>You jumped in surprise as you heard somepony frantically knocking on your door
>...Anon? Was that Anon?
>What the hay could he want this early in the morning?
>"TWILIGHT! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! OPEN UP! SOMETHING'S WRONG! SOMETHING'S VERY, VERY WRONG!"
>You perk up slightly at this, your eyes widening
>You look down at the feast that you had spent all morning making for yourself
>A part of you wanted to just ignore the yelling and pounding at your door
>It was too early to deal with stallion hysterics and you WERE pretty hungery
>But almost as soon as that thought came to mind you beat it down HARD
>You knew that Anon wasn't the kind of stallion that would run to a mare over the littlest of things, but he WAS the kind of stallion that would kick your front door down if you tried to ignore him
>And besides, you were taught better than to ignore a stallion that was obviously in need
>You quickly stood up, grabbing a hooful of hay bacon and stuffing it into your mouth so that your hunger would be staved off for a while longer, and made your way out of your kitchen
>Alright Twilight
>One of your only stallion friends sounded like he was in trouble
>He was probably going to come into your house a little hysterical, so you were going to have to be ready for that...
>You brushed your teeth and you combed your mane this morning...
>You hadn't groomed your wings yet but Anon wasn't the kind of stallion that was a stickler for that kind of thing so you were pretty presentable...
>Alrighty then...
>Quickly chewing and swallowing your hay bacon, and wiping the grease from your chin, you quickly trotted over to the door, unlocking it
 
>Anon must have heard the bolt clicking, because just as you were about to open the door it was thrown open, revealing a wild-eyed Anon
>"TWIGGLES! WHAT TOOK YOU SO FUCKING LONG?" he demanded, brushing past you. "FUCK IT, NEVER MIND THAT! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"
>Just let him talk himself out, Twilight
>After that you'll ask him what's wro--
>"I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW THAT MY FUCKING DICK WASN'T MY FUCKING DICK ANYMORE!"
>...
>Oh
>That was easier than you thought it was going to be
>...
>Also, what?
"What?" you asked, looking down at Anonymous's lower body
>...For totally scientific purposes of course...
>To your surprise, Anon wasn't wearing the usual dress pants that he liked to wear
>Instead, he was wearing a pair of really loose, grey sweat pants that really showed off his bu--
>NobadTwilightyou'retryingtohelpfilly!
>You turned your head to look away but there was no need
>Anon, with a look of both embarrassment and resolution, grabbed you by the chin and forced you to look up at him
>"There's. Something. Wrong. With. My. Dick." he said, his eyes burrowing into yours
>His stare was intense; too intense for this early in the morning
>You found yourself squirming in place, a blush pinkening your cheeks
"W-Well, if something's wrong I'd be more than happy to take you to the d-doc--"
>With a quiet growl, Anon released your chin
>Walking over to your still open door he poked his head out and looked around before closing and locking it
>His brow furrowed, as if he was debating something
>"...Come on. Instead of trying to explain it I'll just show you what's wrong," he said, more to himself than you, before he started to make his way down the hall
>You, still blushing, watched him go, trying not to think about how THIS was like how so many of those Neighponese comics that you may or may not read started
>...
 
>You're trying to help
>Something's bothering Anon and out of all of the other ponies that he knew he decided to come to you first
>And because of that you were going to do your very best to help him!
>Though you weren't a doctor by any means you had studied more than enough anatomy to at least know whether you should take him to the hospital or not
>AND you had been the one that examined him when he first came here, so it only made sense that you were the one to examine him first...
>....Y-Yeah...
>Those were good r-reasons...
>Your feathers ruffled as you trotted after Anonymous
>Since, once upon a time, Anon had lived with you he knew these halls just as well as Spike so, while your castle was a labyrinth to some, he traversed it with ease
>His destination was, it seemed, the very room that you had taken him during his first examination and every other examination that he had to undergo thereafter
>Your experimental/ storage room
>While it was one of the smaller rooms in your castle it had an examination table, it had one of those x-ray picture lighter-upers, you even had equipment to get blood work done if there was a need for it
>"Alright. Say, is Spike or anyone else here? 'Cause I DO NOT want them barging in here while you're helping me."
>Stepping into the room with Anon you quickly closed the door, not bothering to lock it
"We're the only two in this entire castle, Anon," you assured, walking over to a little table where you had a clipboard and stethoscope lying. "Now, why don't you show me what's the problem?"
>Anon looked down at his pants, his nose scrunching up
>"... Now, I need you to promise that you're not going to freak out."
"I'm not going to freak out. I promise."
>Anon's nose scrunched up even more
>"Are you sure? If you freak out I'm going to boop you. I'm going to boop you so fucking hard that you're not going to know what to do with yourself."
 
>You couldn't help but roll your eyes, grabbing a quill and tapping it against your clipboard
"Anon, please, I can be a professional if I want to be. Now will you please pull your pants down so I can see what seems to be the... the..."
>You find yourself trailing off as Anon pulled his pants down, exposing himself to you completely
>Your eyes widened and you just stared
>STARED
>Now, you've been a proud subscriber to Hung Males Monthly since you were thirteen years old
>Thanks mom
>You'd like to think that you've seen a lot of big dicks; pony, diamond dog, gryphon, even minotaur
>But THIS...
>THIS was something else entirely
>As far as you were concerned, Anon's reproductive organs weren't all that special
>His penis wasn't sheathed and a little smaller than a stallions, with a pair of testicles to match
>Though you wouldn't have minded a closer inspection if you know what I mean but you had almost been disappointed that he didn't have some crazy alien wang like you had been expecting
>But this wasn't the penis that you had examined once upon a time
>This penis was hidden in a sheath
>A very big sheath
>A sheath that was so big that it bordered on ridiculous
>At least twice as big as the biggest stallion that you've ever seen
>He was also now sporting a pair of balls the size of his fist
>All-in-all it now looked like the cock of a stallion but... bigger...
>...
>BIGGER...
>Slack-jawed, you couldn't help but stare a little longer than you should have
>And then stare a little longer than that
>Was it getting hot in here?
>Why did you feel so sweaty?
>What was with that marinara smell?
>Anon, with his pants around his ankles, crossed his arms as he stared down at you with narrowed eyes
>You jumped as he loudly cleared his throat
 
>"Now you can see why I'm freaking out," he said, gesturing to his new package. "Last night everything was find but the second that I wake up I see that I have this fucking thing now."
>You wiped a bit of drool from your mouth
>Professional, Twilight
>You're a professional, remember that
"C-Can you get hard?" you shimmered, your mouth watering slightly
>PROFESSIONAL!
>Anon flinched, reddening slightly
>"Yeah... I can get hard," he said, looking away from you as he shifted his weight from left to right. "I have no idea how, I SHOULD pass out the second that I get a bit of a chub with this thing, but yeah..."
>You found yourself automatically sketching out Anon's stallionhood, your inquisitive side quickly taking over
>You had never seen or heard anything like this before
>As far as you could remember, there weren't any spells that could change a stallion's penis into the penis of another species, at least not without changing the rest of their body drastically
>But, as far as you could tell, Anon looked pretty much the same as he did the last time that you saw him, sans the new... equipment
>This was a magical anomaly; you could FEEL it in your bones
>Someone or something had done this to Anon without him knowing
>And you were going to find out HOW they did it and, hopefully, fix it!
>With science!
>Your horn glowed, and with a pop about a dozen books appeared behind you, along with some other equipment that you had lying around that you felt might help
"Interesting... Now, I'm going to ask you a few questions, Anon. They might make you a little uncomfortable but I promise you that I'm only asking them to help you."
>You stared up at Anon with your best smile, doing your very best to ignore the blush on your face that REFUSED to go away
>This is for science, Twilight
>No dirty thoughts
>No dirty thoughts
>And certainly no dirty science
>That wouldn't be good for anypony
>...
>NO
 
>Though he still looked more than a little frazzled and he was blushing just as hard as you, Anon nodded
>"Alright, lay 'em on me."
>Oh I'll la--
>NO!
>NO DIRTY THOUGHTS FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE!
>THIS WAS A NO DIRTY THOUGHT ZONE!
>The next twenty minutes or so were filled with questions
>What did you eat yesterday? Where did you go? Did you meet somepony that you haven't met before? Did they offer you anything? Did you step on something or touch something that you've never seen before? When was the last time that you've used the bathroom or masturbated?
>Though you tried your best to be professional, the questions that you were asking were a little... awkward, and it didn't help any that Anon was still pants-less, so you were shimmering a little and had to pause once or twice, but other than that the questioning went on without a hitch
>As you did that you were finishing sketching Anon's new sheath as you looked over a dozen spell and anatomy books
>Even once in a while you'd sneak a peek over your clipboard to eye his new equipment with a little more... intensity than was needed, but for the most part you liked to think you did pretty well
>...Though it really didn't give you any clue to what had happened to Anon
>From what he told you he hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary, he didn't meet any new ponies and he didn't go anywhere other than work and home
>And looking into your spell books didn't give you any solid leads...
>...
>...
>...
>You were going to have to examine it...
>You were going to have to get up close and personal with the biggest ding-a-ling that you had ever laid eyes on
>...Celestia help you...
>You found yourself blushing hard at the thought, quickly summoning up a few more spell books so that you could REALLY explore all of your avenues
>...But there was nothing
>Maybe there might have been a book up at Canterlot or in the Crystal Empire that would shed a little light on Anon's condition but your library wasn't expansive enough
 
>...
>...
>...
>Now
>How the hay were you going to tell him that you needed to poke at his junk without getting slapped?
>...
>Should you throw out a joke to lighten the mood?
>Did doctors do that?
"...Anon?"
>You peeked over your clipboard to look at the stallion, who was sitting on the edge of the examination table twiddling his thumbs
>He looked up at you, his head cocked to the side
>"Yeah, Twilight? Did you figure out what was wrong with me?"
>Your mouth felt dry as you slowly shook your head
"No. I couldn't find anything in my books and you didn't tell me anything all that useful," you say, ruffling your feathers nervously
>Just come out and say it
>Beating around the bush is only going to make this worse
>SAY IT FILLY!
"Sooooo... I was wondering if you'd be comfortable letting me examine your stallionhood a little more closely..."
>Your eyes darted down to Anon's junk before you looked back up at him
>...Then your eyes drifted back down at dat long, strong, green schlong
>For a long, long moment Anon said nothing, his expression unreadable
>You braced yourself, expecting him to start throwing things and calling you a pig and a mule and a--
>"Alright."
>Wat
"W-What?"
>Blushing as hard as you've ever seen him, Anon stood up
>You couldn't help but notice his sheath jiggling as he did so
>U-Unf~
>"I know you're just trying to help, Twi, and there's no way I'm running halfway across town with this thing to go to the hospital."
>Making a face, to beckoned you forward with a hand
>"Just... just go easy on me will ya? I still don't have any idea how to work this thing."
>You gulped, licking your lips as you took a small step forward; then another, then another, then another
>Keep looking at Anon's face
>Keep looking at his face
>You're a gentlemare
>You're here to help
>Don'tdoanythingstupid!
>When you got within arm's length you gave Anon a nervous smile
 
>He smiled nervously back at you as he shifted his weight to the balls of his feet and then to his heels
>"...Do ...do you want me to sit back on the table or--"
"No, no, standings fine!" you assured a LITTLE too loudly before you coughed. "No, It'll be easier for me if you stand. Thank you for asking. About what would be easier for me. The exam... touching..."
>You coughed again, trying to collect yourself as you looked back down at the notes that you had managed to get
>Which was pretty much buck all
"Okie dokie. Now, I'm going to start off by touching you around your stallionhood and then I'll start prodding the sheath--"
>Prodding was the worst thing that you could have said!
>You should have used a softer word!
>Prodding is too harsh of a word!
"--And after that I'm going to need to take a look at your testicles--"
>Why did you say prodding?!
>He's going to get freaked out now!
>He's going to freak out and he'll make you freak out and then the two of you will start screamingateachotherandthenAnonwillstartthrowingthingsandyou'llstartthrowingthingsandsomethingsgoingtocatchonfireandyourcastleisgoingtoburndownandyou'llbehomelessandYOUCANDOTHISFILLYSUCKITUP!
"--And then I'm going to have to take a look at your penis. But don't worry about that right now; we'll just take this one step at a time and go as slow as you want. And if you're uncomfortable with anything that I do we can stop and try something else."
>Though you're freaking THE BUCK OUT on the inside you still smile up at Anon as you floated your clipboard away from you
"Does that sound alright?"
>A mixture of both relief and terror filled you as Anon slowly nodded
>"Yep. That sounds fine."
>OhmygoshthisisgoingtogosowrongandAnon'sgoingtohateyouandyou'regoingtohateyouandwhenSpikefindsouthe'sgoingtohateyoubutthatodesn'tmatterbecausenoponycaresaboutSpikebutstillthat'sgoingtobeAWFUL!
"G-Great. Now I'm going to start touching you now, a-alright?"
 
>Seeing Anon's silent nod of conformation, you slowly begin to reach up toward Anon's stallionhood
>It looked even bigger up close...
>You could see dozens of thick, thick veins running up and down his green and white sheath along with his testicles
>His great big furry testicles that must be FILLED to the brim with cu--
>Anon twitched as your hooves connect with his leg
>You twitched in turn, your eyes darting up to his face
"I'm not hurting you am I?" you quickly asked, pulling your hooves away
>Anon shook his head
>"Nah. It's just that your hooves are a little cold."
"Oh my gosh! I'm sorry, I should have--"
>"Twilight."
>You flinched at the firmness in Anon's tone
"Y-Yes?"
>"I need you to take it easy. I know this is a little... weird but you're not going to help me if you start freaking out."
>...
>He's right
>You do need to calm down...
>Getting antsy over every little thing isn't going to help Anon
>You opened your mouth to apologize but Anon just shook his head and gestured toward his stallionhood
>...
>Alright
>You can do this
>You. Can. Do. This.
>Your horn glowed as you cast a simple yet very effective spell on your clipboard and your quill
>Your clipboard flipped the page over so that the quill had a blank page to write on
>The quill, in turn, tapped against the edge of the clipboard, ready to write
>You could now focus all of your efforts on examing Anon as they recorded everything that you said
>You once again reached up and placed your hooves on each of Anon's legs, about five inches above the knee
"Upon close inspection Anon Y. Mous's penis seems to have taken on the features of a stallion's reproductive organ."
>Your ears perked up as you heard your quill going to work, but you otherwise kept your eyes on the prize as it were
>"His member is hidden within a sheath, complete with a prepuce."
>You gently touched the skin of Anon's new sheath, trying to ignore the fact that his balls slapped together as you did this
 
"The skin seems to be thicker than the skin on his stomach and legs, and there seems to be a thin layer of fur covering both the sheath and the balls."
>You could feel the weight of Anon's new cock as you moved his sheath to and fro, poking and prodding and exploring
>Though Anon did his best to stand still so that you could do your work you could feel him beginning to squirm under your touch, his breathing a touch quicker than it had been just a moment ago
"Though it seems to be very much similar to the stallionhood of a common equine upon first inspection, Anonymous's phallus is overly large. So large in fact that it should be impossible for his body to support such an organ."
>You ran your hoof along the length of his sheath, trying to feel any inconsistencies or spot anything out of the ordinary
"From what he has told me and what I have observed for myself, Anonymous's kind achieves an erection through blood flowing to the organ which is caused by arousal or by sensual touch, but, even though there are numerous veins on the sheath and the testicles, there should be no possible way that he should be able to achieve an erection."
>Your nostrils flared slightly, taking in Anon's musk
>You were SO CLOSE to it...
"B-But Anonymous has insisted that he is able to achieve a full and lasting e-erection. This, along with his transformation, has led me to believe that magic of an unknown means has been cast on him without his k-knowledge."
>Anon twitched hard as you reached down and grabbed one of his balls, lifting it up slightly to feel it's weight
>Anon gasped again, and though you didn't notice it, as focused on his balls as you were, his cock twitched in its sheath
"His testicles, likewise, seem to be just as overly large. The fur is thinner on his sack, though it seems to be similar to the fur on his sheath."
>Though you didn't see it, Anon bit his lip as you gave his ball a gentle squeeze
>His cock twitched again, its tip poking out for the world to see
 
"While it is yet unknown they appear to be--epp!"
>You reeled back as something poked your nose
>OhsweetCelestiathescrunchisreal!
>Your wings flared out, desperately trying to reach out to grab something so that you wouldn't fall over
>As "luck" would have it one of your wings DID manage to grab a hold of something so that you wouldn't fall over
>That thing was also the thing that had booped your nose
>Something hard and something veiny that was wet at the tip
>Anon let out a soft moan as the thing THROBBED at your touch, spurting something thick and gooey into your fea--
>...
>You blinked as you regained your balance, letting your wing snap back to your side
>There, not three inches from your face, was Anon's penis, mouth-wateringly huge even though you couldn't see the medial ring
>Your eyes crossed to look at the thing
>...
>Oh...
>Your eyes snapped down toward your wing
>Sure enough, your feathers were COATED in a white, sticky substance
>Your nostrils flared once more as your eyes darted back toward Anon's cock
>...
>You found yourself speechless as you looked at it
>Wow...
>"Shit! Twilight, I swear to god I didn't mean it!" Anon shimmered, trying to take a step back. "I-I tried to ignore it but all of the touching and--FUCK!"
>Leaning forward, you gently blew on the tip of his cock
>Anon's breathing hitched as his member throbbed and a few more inches of it slipped out of its sheath
>You were statue-still as the flared, pre-soaked tip brushed against your cheek
>You could feel its heat against your face, you could smell the overpowering musk that was threatening to turn your brain into mush
"A-Anon's stallionhood appears to be l-larger than o-originally anticipated."
>Sweet Celestia it was SO WARM...
>Another glob of pre cum, pearly white and the consistency of honey, spurted from the tip, coating your cheek
"L-Likewise, he seems t-to produce sperm a-at an alarming r-rate..."
>Automatically, you stuck out your tongue to lap the cum up
 
>Anon's cock jumped again, but this time you quickly reached out and grabbed it with a hoof
>...
>It was so big...
"A-And, I... I-I mean... s-science and..."
>Your hoof couldn't even wrap around it...
>And it was still GROWING
>Your nostrils flared again as you pressed your cheek against Anon's length, an eager little whimper escaping your throat
>Oh sweet Celestia...
>The smell was driving you CRAZY...
>And the TASTE...
>Anon gritted his teeth as you ran your tongue along the side of his cockhead
>"T-Twilight! What the FUCK do you--"
>He tried to take a step back but a quick spell binded his feet to the floor
>Twilight.exe has crashed
>HornyTwilight.jpag is now online
>You began peppering the underside of his cock with kisses
>Anon gasped, his hips bucking in surprise as you gave his stallionhood a squeeze with your hoof
>A few more inches slipped out of his sheath, giving you more to kiss
>With a hungry groan you found yourself gently (and somewhat awkwardly) jerking him off as you began to lick the pre that was dripping down his cockhead and onto his length in broad, greedy strokes
>"T-Twilight... S-Stop..."
>You took a step back so that his tip was once again booping your nose
>With an almost drunken giggle you kissed it, your heart pounding in your chest as you watched his cock jump at your touch
>You were doing this...
>You shivered as another spurt of cum fired from Anon's tip, coating the tip of you nose and your mouth
>Oh sweet Celestia you were going to EXPLODE...
>With some quick, on-the-fly math you realized that your mouth was JUST big enough to accommodate the monster in front of you, but there was no way that you'd be able to get more than a few inches of that thing onto your mouth
>Though you had heard Rainbow boasting about her deepthroating skills you hadn't even KISSED a stallion before today, much less put his penis into your mouth...
>But that didn't mean you weren't going to try
 
>By now Anon's member had slipped fully out of its sheath, hanging proudly before you, defying gravity with its bigness
>You could see it throb with his heartbeat, you could see his cockhead twitch and you could nearly HEAR his balls churning with all of that yummy cum of his
>This thing belonged on a MANTICORE, yet here it was in between of this cute little stallion in front of you
>In the back of your mind there was a part of you that was SCREAMING for you to stop
>You were taking advantage of your friend, you were forcing a stallion to do something that he obviously didn't want to do, you were going to get in trouble, you needed to stop and apologize before it was too late
>This was rape, you were going to let everypony that you loved and respected down, you were better than this, you had more self control than this
>But you could feel the cum that had collected on your feathers, you could feel Anon's cock throb as you nuzzled and kissed it, you could hear Anon moan as his cock flared under your touch...
>Though you didn't notice, you tail began to slowly raise as your mind became more and more hazy
>Fantasy after fantasy flashed through your head as you lapped at Anon's delicious and seemingly endless pre cum
>And why not enjoy yourself for a little while?
>You could help Anon out after you were done
>And you were sure that the slut would enjoy it whatever you did to him anyway
>...Yeah
>You bet that he came in here on purpose just to try to rile you up...
>Well it worked
>You were nice and riled
>But not as riled up as HE was going to be in a few minutes...
>Licking up another burst of pre, you unfurled your wings
>Anon's breathing hitched as your ran your wingtips along his medial ring
>"S-Stop... T-Twi..."
>You giggled as you opened your mouth as wide as you could, wrapping your lips around his cockhead and starting to gently suck
>You groaned as you felt him throb in your mouth, quickly swallowing the spurting of pre that launched out of his tip
 
>OH. SWEET. LUNA. YES.
>Anon reached out and placed his hands on your head
>"S-Stop..."
>He weakly tried to push you away, but you just giggled through your mouthful
>Anon tensed, his eyes snapping shut as he sucked in a mouthful of air through his teeth
>His hips bucked a little more firmly as your wing tips slowly dragged across either side of his length
>You were rewarded with another spurt of cum, this one forcing you to swallow multiple times so that you wouldn't choke on it
>Alright Twilight; no teeth, don't gag, and remember to look up at him the whole time
>Stallions LOVE when you make eye contact
>With about a dozen articles on how to orally please a stallion coming to mind, you began to bob your head up and down, taking as much of his cock as you dared
>At first it was only about two or three inches-- even though you could fit him into your mouth it was a TIGHT fit-- but soon you found your throat relaxing, which allowed you to take more and more of him with each bob of the head
>Your other hoof reached up and joined its sister, gently stroking Anon's member along with your wings
>"S-Sto... St..."
>You let out a moan as you felt him twitch in your mouth
>Closing your eyes, you forced his tip up against the back of your throat
>Ears pinning back against your head, you then began to swallow
"gluf.. gudflf... gulkem~"
>Anon's fingers tugged at your mane, weakly trying to push you away once more, but with another hard suckle you felt his grip go slack
>"T-Tw... ai..."
>You held the position for a few moments
>With tears forming in the corners of your eyes you looked up at Anon
>His face was flushed, his eyes were hazy
>He let out a whine as your wing dipped down to tickle his balls
>Not five minutes ago he had been running around in here like he had the biggest teats on the block but now you had him a shaking, whimpering mess...
>You hummed at the thought, reaching down with a hoof to help ease the heat building up in between your legs
>Yeeessssss~
 
>Releasing him from your mouth with a pop, you looked up at him and smiled even as you continued to let your wings tease his length
>The flexible appendages wrapped around him just behind the medial ring and gently squeezed
>"A-Aha~"
>Your smile widened as a burst of cum spurted onto your face
>Hmm~
>You opened your mouth nice and wide, placing his flared tip against the tip of your tongue
>His tip was starting to expand
>He was going to cum
>You were going to make a stallion cum
>And not only were you going to make a stallion cum, you were going to make the BIGGEST stallion that you've ever SEEN cum
>And you were going to have it ALL
>With that single thought in mind you renewed your assault
>Your wings went into overdrive, stroking and touching and teasing as you kissed and licked and suckled to your hearts contefndkfjbvdkfjbd!
>You shivered, groaning as your orgasm seemed to come out of nowhere
>You darted forward, sinking yourself onto Anon's engorged organ once more as your whole body tensed
>You shut your eyes as tightly as you could, sucking hard and tickling the tip of Anon's urethra with the tip of your tongue
>"Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck..."
>You could feel Anon straining against his magical binds with all of his might
>Your eyes snapped open as his cockhead flared in your mouth so much that your jaw felt like it was going to break
>Ohbuckfillyhereitcomes!!
>Realizing what was about to happen you closed your eyes again, moaning as loud as you could with all of that delicious, delicious cock in your mouth
>And just like that Anon was cumming
>The first load hit the back of your throat like a punch, filling your already full mouth entirely and even forcing a bit of it to come out of your nose
>Continuing to firmly rub your overly sensative clit you desperately swallowed, managing to move your head back so that just his tip was in your mouth
>Another load, this one just as big as the first one, fired into your mouth
>And then another
 
>And then another
>And then another; thick and gooey and AMAZING
>Your eyes half opened as you drank your fill, cum dripping out of the sides of your mouth and out of your nose
>You couldn't breath
>Your chest was burning from the lack of oxygen
>You were going to drown in this impossible amount of cum...
>You groaned again, your eye lids fluttering closed as your second orgasm of the day washed over you
>Just as your vision started to darken you pulled yourself again
"Huuuuuuuuuh!"
>You tried to suck in as much oxygen as you could
>Your horn, which had been glowing the whole time so that you could hold Anon in place, sputtered out
>This gave Anon ample opportunity to thrust his hips freely
>You leaned away with a half-yelp, enveloping his length with both of your wings
>"GoddammitfuckingshitFUCKFUCKFUCK!"
>Two more MASSIVE spurts cloaked your wings before Anon stumbled away from you
>You fell to your side with a groan, breathing hard and absolutely COVERED in cum
>...
>...
>...
>You just raped a colt, Twilight Spacejam Sparkle
>Your afterglow was cut short as the sudden and HORRIBLE realization hit you like a freight train
>You held down a stallion and forced him against his will
>Anon was going to run out of this room and he was going to get somepony
>The entire town was going to find out what you did!
>You'd be lucky if you were just banished from Equestria
>You were, you were--
>You yelped as someone grabbed you by the withers and hoisted you bodily up into the air
>You yelped again as that person then dropped you onto your back on onto your examination table
>What?!
>Did Anon already find somepony?!
>How did he manage to round up an angry mob this fast?!
>Look up, you saw that it wasn't, in fact, a mob or Princess Celestia or anypony like that
>It was Anon, red-faced and sweaty and with a wild look in his eyes
>Startled, you tried to get up but a pair of hands forced you to the edge of the table
 
>Anon thrusted his hips and his stallionhood, which was still rock hard, slid up your sodden slit until the tip was resting in the middle of your tummy
>Your legs twitched in arousal as Anon's length throbbed
>"You better hold onto your fucking butt, Sparkle," he growled, leaning down to nip hard at your neck. "Cause we're not fucking DONE yet~"
>You found yourself shivering as he bucked his hips again
>There was no way that you'd be able to take all of him, you realized, if you tried he'd split you in half
>...But, you knew a few spells that might help with that...
>You found yourself grinning like a madmare as you licked the bit of cum that was hanging from your lips
>This WAS just like in your Doujins!
 
~_~_~~_~_~_~
 
>Be Celestia
>Almost known as Her Majesty, Your Highness, De Most Dope and, on occasion, the Bestia
>Today had been a pretty good day
>Court had been relatively tame today, your paperwork had been light and as far as you knew no possibly world-ending events had occurred while you weren't looking
>You were sitting on the royal bean bag chair enjoying a cuppa as you stared at the fire that was crackling merrily in your fireplace
>Hmm...
>There was just... SOMETHING about a fire...
>Something that REALLY satisfied the mare in you...
>Buck yeah...
>You were about to take another sip of your tea when a scroll popped into existence right above your head
>Holyhaythisisnotadrillfillygrabthatthang!
>Before the scroll could drop an inch you snatched it out of the air with your magic
"Oh? A letter from Twilight?" you mused, looked at the seal. "I wonder what it's about..."
>Friendship
 
>It was always, in some form, about friendship; always with the friendship with that filly...
>You smiled at the thought, quickly setting down your tea and popping the seal
>To your surprise, it wasn't Spike or even Twilight's hoofwriting:
 
Dear Princess Celestia,
 
A couple of weeks ago I found myself with a new attachment that had, at first, freaked me the fuck out, but after I showed it to Twilight and we ran a few... tests I realized that what I got wasn't all that bad. In fact, the longer that I had it the more I realized how AWESOME it was. Today Twilight, who has been studying my new equipment RIGOROUSLY for the past couple of weeks, has finally traced my "gift" back to its source.
 
>You found yourself gulping, your wings ruffling against your side, but still you read on
 
I want to come up to Canterlot to thank you personally if you don't mind. I really do appreciate what you gave me. Twilight wanted to come up so the two of us could show you just how much we appreciate it but I'm making sure that she keeps off her hooves. From what the doctor that we visited the other day said she's going to be a mommy soon, and you know how that is I'm sure.
 
>A mommy?
>Twilight's pregnant?
>But how?
>The spell you casted shouldn't have...
 
If I were you I'd take a few days off, Princess. I have a lot of thanking to do when I get up there. Also, I hope you're queen-sized.
 
Your's,
 
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