Title:           Dungeons and Damsels III
Author:          LaPsbin
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First Edit:      Tuesday 26th of January 2016 03:53:58 PM CDT
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>Be Sunset Shimmer
>Ex-human and super villain
>Also known as bacon hoers
>It had been two days since Trixie had been taken by your husband
>While you liked to think that you a far better per--er pony than you were at Canterlot High it had been something else to watch your herd mate getting bathed like that
>While all of those other ponies watched and laughed
>It was actually pretty funny to see the high and mighty Trixie get manhandled like she had
>Not that you didn't love the unicorn to bits but if anyone needed to be brought down a peg every once and a while it was her, and what Shining and Anon had done to her sure as shit did the trick
>That being said you REALLY didn't want what happened to Trixie happen to you
>Sure, you could have been a little nicer but Anon was blowing this way out of proportion
>You MIGHT have deserved a talking to, maybe a few nights of sleeping on the couch, but forcing you to bathe in front of a crowd?
>That's the biggest load of bullshit that you've ever heard
>And you used a pony princess crown to turn into a fucking demon!
>He didn't need to go and humiliate you in front of all of these ponies
>Unlike most of your other herd you knew how human males acted
>They didn't get emotional
>They rarely weren't spiteful
>And they didn't do shit like this, especially to women
>So what if you were a little marshmallow horse right now? That shouldn't matter in the SLIGHTEST!
>Anon should have just sucked it up and let you use the shower but NOOOOOO!
>The jack-off had to go and get the water turned off in the castle so you all just couldn't use the shower, thus robbing him of his brand of crazy justice!
>You didn't even know HOW he managed to get the water to the castle turned off but he did it
>Fucking Anon...
 
>He's lucky that you got spoiled with men back in humanland otherwise you'd beat the shit out of him and be done with it
>...That and you kind of love him and all of that shit...
>So there you and the other girls were, trapped in the castle with no water other than the million bottles of water that Twilight had stored in the basement for some reason, walking around the castle with Starlight to make sure that neither of your crazy fucking husbands had managed to break into your house
>...Fuck your life
>Fuck your life and all of your life decisions
>AND your crazy husband
>"I can't believe that we got night patrol," Starlight muttered as the two of you turned the corner
>You snorted
"Will you just be quiet and keep that light spell going? We want to be able to see Anon if he somehow managed to get in the castle."
>Not that you expected Anon to get into this place after all that you and the girls did to it
>But if Anon was anything he was a resourceful SOB
>And then there was Twilight's brother...
>Your eyes warily scanned the room before they rested on the aluminum bat that was floating at your side
>Starlight followed your gaze and her nose scrunched up slightly
>"Are you really going to whack your husband with that?" she asked
"Yep," you said, giving your bat a practice swing. "I'm gonna smack him right in the knees."
>Starlight regarded you for a moment longer before shrugging
>"Alright, I was just checking."
>You know, the first time you met Starlight you didn't like her all that much
>You thought her whole... "thing" was pretty dumb
>She turned into a villain because some colt got his cutie mark before her?
>Puff
>Grow some ovaries filly
>Even now after you became sister-in-laws there were a lot more ponies whose company you preferred over her
>But the one thing that this filly had going for her was the whole equality thing
>Equality for the different races
>Equality for ponies with cutie marks and ponies without them
 
>And equality for mares and stallion
>Which meant when you had mentioned to the mare that you may or may not be bringing a bat with you to smack your husband around if he tried to jump either of you she didn't flinch
>And that was nice
>If you'd have been paired with anyone else you'd have gotten torn a new asshole if you'd have even suggested something like that
>You'd have to walk around this castle in the middle of the night with nothing to defend yourself agains--
>"Did you hear that?"
>Your head snapped over to Starlight, who was frozen in place frantically looking around
>You readied your bat
"What? What did you hear?" you whisper-shouted at the mare
>Starlight's horn glowed a little bit brighter, bathing the entire hall with light
>Both of you tensed, expecting to see Anon or Shining, but there was nothing
>The hallway was empty
>...Thank the stars...
>You glared at Starlight as the mare sighed
"What the hell are you trying to do?" you demanded. "You nearly gave me a fucking heart attack!"
>"I could have sworn that I heard something..." she muttered, ignoring you, looking around one more time before giving her head a shake. "It must have just been my imagination..."
"Of course it was your imagination! We have this castle locked down tight. There's no way in Tartarus that anypony could get in here without us knowing."
>As you said this you continued to look around the hall
>Yeah...
>There was no way that Anon could get into this house
>...No way
>The two of you didn't move a muscle or make a sound for a good minute
>You both just stood there and listened
>But it was silent
>The castle was dead
>Sighing yourself you tapped your bat against your shoulder before nudging Starlight
"Come on, let's hurry up with this walk. I wanna get some shut eye."
>Though Starlight looks like she doesn't want to continue you poke her with your bat until she started walking
>It was real fun jumping at shadows and all but it was getting late
>You wanted to get some--
 
Snap!
 
>Though it was faint, so faint that you could have just been imagining things, you heard something just beyond the light
"...Twilight? Celestia? Cadence?" you called. "Is anypony there?"
>Starlight opened her mouth to say something but you shushed her, straining your ears
"...Anon? If that's you I swear to Celestia I'm going to beat you black and blue!"
>Silence was your answer
>Cursing, you casted a will-o'-wisp spell
>A small ball of soft blue light formed next to your head
>With a flick of your horn the little ball started to lazily float down the hall
"Keep an eye out behind us, Starlight. I'll take the lead."
>You were going to hit Anon with this fucking bat if you saw him
>You swear to any god listening that you were going to smack him right in the knees until he cried like a little bitch
>You didn't care if the other girls chewed you out over it
>There was no way in Tartarus that you were getting tossed into a tub like some stupid dog!
>You could feel unseen eyes watching you as you slowly make your way through the castle
>Your will-o'-wisp lights the way as you search high and low for your husband
>For any sign of him
>A trace
>A HINT
>SOMETHING
>But you couldn't find a thing
>You checked the kitchen
>You checked the library
>You searched every bathroom and closet
>But you came up empty
>And still there was that lingering feeling that something, or someone, was watching the two of you
>Waiting for you lower your guard and...
"Arugh! Celestia dammit!"
>Facehoofing, you turned to a rather frazzled Starlight
>Just like you had been doing she was staring at every shadow like Anon was just going to appear and jump you
>But he wasn't going to
>Anon wasn't in the castle
>He probably wasn't anywhere near the place
>You'd bet a bag of bits that he was in a hotel or something sleeping the night away!
>You and Starlight were just letting your imaginations run wild
 
>You were a smart pony
>You knew better than to let your imagination get the better of you like that!
>You were hearing sounds and seeing moving shadows because you WANTED to see them, nothing more
"There's nothing here and we're running around like a bunch of scared fillies," you said with a groan
>Starlight nervously giggled
>"Yeah, we're really jumpy tonight huh?"
>The two of you look at each other before breaking out into a giggle fit
>You both had searched every nook and cranny of this castle and you hadn't found Anon
>Which meant that he wasn't stalking you or running around or--
 
>"Shimmy Sham."
 
>As one both your and Starlight's head snapped to the right
>There, standing not five feet away from you with his arms crossed, was your husband
>Though you could barely make it out with your will-o'-wisp spell you could see that the human was smiling
>That smile, partially covered by shadows, gave him a far more sinister appearance than you would have thought
>So, letting pony instinct take over, you let out a shrill yell and swung your bat as hard as you could
>Time seemed to slow down as the aluminum bat went speeding toward your grinning husband
>You could hear Starlight letting out a yell of her own, you could see Anon shift from left to right, not at all trying to dodge your swing, you could even see the pale blue light shining off your bat
 
CRASH!
 
>You jumped as your bat slammed into what you thought was Anon,only for the human to shatter into a million pieces
>What?!
>Glass?
>Did that mean you hit a mirror?!
>FUCK!
>THAT MEANS--
>You twisted around to see that Anon was standing right behind you
>DOUBLE FUCK!
>You were about to hop away from the human but he was too fast, quickly launching himself forward and picking your up
"LET ME FUCKING GO ANON!" you roared, kicking and wiggling as hard as you could kick and wiggle
>Your horn glowed brightly, and with just a thought your bat began to speed back toward you
 
"Oh, you're gonna get it so fucking--OW!"
>You reeled back in pain as Anon reached up and flicked your horn
>The magic flowing through it sputtered out
>Oh no!
>Without your magic to control it your bat went flying past you and Anon and down the hall, hitting the floor with a loud clang before it disappeared into parts unknown
>Gritting your teeth you tried to fire up your horn again, but once again Anon flicked it
>"OW! Starlight! Quit standing there and fucking--"
 
POP!
 
>You stiffened as, with a flash of light, you and Anon found yourselves outside in front of the castle
>You could see that the full moon was shining bright, bathing everything in its pale light
>You could also see the millions of stars shining brightly in the sky
>If you weren't so floored with what just happened you'd have said that it was a lovely night out
>But all you could think about was the fact that you weren't in the castle anymore
>Did...
>Did she really?...
"STARLIGHT! YOU FUCKER!"
>Growling, you thrashed against Anon's grip with all of your might
>Did that filly just TELEPORT you and Anon outside of the fucking castle?!
>What were you chopped oats?
>She didn't even bother to TRY and help you!
>When you got back in that fucking castle you were going to shove your hoof so far up her--
>"Oh come on, Sunny, it's not the end of the world," Anon said, holding you at arm's length and carrying you toward the tub
"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING TEATS OFF AND TIE YOUR TAIL INTO KNOTS YOU COWARD!
>"Come on, quit the yelling, you're gonna wake up the neighbors."
"WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK--upmhmpihmuhpm!"
>As your "loving" husband dropped you into that tub of water you wondered where everything had gone wrong
>Did you piss off some high power?
>Was it karma from you turning into a she-demon?
 
>That was probably it...
>After spending a few moments gargling soapy water and thinking over your life choices it occurred to you that you were still a unicorn
>A very powerful unicorn that had expansive magical knowledge
>...
>...
>...
>You were gonna turn your hubby into a TOAD for this!
>You erupt from the water with murder in your eyes and your horn glowing
>You were about to start firing off spells when you noticed that your husband was shirtless and was starting to take his pants off
>...Alright
>You'll bite
"And what the fuck do you think you're doing?" you demanded, trying your best to sound angry even while Anon undressed in front of you
>Sweet Celestia above did you love that flank of his...
>Anon notices your staring and grins, wiggling his hips teasingly
>"Like what you see, Sunset?" he purred
>Frowning, you looked away from him with a huff
"Fuck off," you grumble. "And hurry up so I can get this--"
>You went silent as Anon completely stripped and hopped into the tub with you
>You now noticed that the water was unusually warm
>Almost hot enough to come from a shower or an actual bath
>"I got Shining to heat up the water while I was in the castle watching you and Starlight running around," Anon said, as if reading your mind
>You looked up at him and noticed that he had shampoo and soap in either hand
>"Now get your furry little butt over here so the two of us can get cleaned off
>...
>You stared up at Anon with narrowed eyes
>The fucker...
>He knew that you couldn't stay mad at him when the two of you were bathing together...
>Though a part of you still wants to tell him to fuck off and teleport back into the castle you sighed and did as Anon asked, discarding your sweatshirt and socks and paddling toward him
>Curse your husband and his ability to get to do whatever he wanted...
>"Come on, we don't got all night."
 
"I'm coming, I'm coming. Just give me a minute you pain in the ass."
>"Pain in the flank."
"Hush up."
>Anon sat down as you made your way over to him, lathering his hands with your special soap
>The second that you were within arm's length those hands of his grabbed you and started working their magic
>Ho momma...
>You let out a pleased groan as Anon's fingers dug into your coat, cleaning and massaging you at the same time
>You leaned into his touch, taking a mini step forward, then another one, then another one, until you found yourself nose-to-nose with your husband
>Anon smiled, kissing you on the cheek
>"There's a toothbrush and toothpaste on that stool over there, Sunny," he said, thoroughly lathering your coat
>Groaning again you plopped down
"You know we all brushed our teeth right?"
>You closed your eyes as Anon started rubbing the bar of soap on your lower back
>"I'm just covering all the basics, hon. Now start brushing while I keep scrubbing."
>If this stallion wasn't careful you were gonna jump his bones and take him right in the middle of the street
>Hah
>Knowing him he'd be into that...
>The next few minutes are spent in relative silence, the only sounds being the chirping of crickets and your pleased moans
>Though your husband was a giant compared to you he was surprisingly gentle with his washing
>You were sure if he had a mind he could leave bruises with those big hands of his, but you knew that he wouldn't do that
>He'd just smile that smile of his while he washed you, humming an odd little tune to himself
>Sometime in the cleaning you found yourself sitting in his lap with your back pressed against his chest
"You know, if you're not careful you're going to make me fall asleep," you murmur
>You sank a little further into Anon's lap as he gave your rump a gentle squeeze
 
"Oh, you fucker~"
>Managing to crack an eye open you looked down at Anon's hands
>...
>Lifting up a hoof you imagined your old digits back when you were Sunset, the girl from Canterlot High School
>Your fingers had been slender, your nails perfectly manicured and painted
>You worked hard to keep your hands pristine, presentable, and perfect
>Not because you liked them all that much more than your hooves but because you needed to keep up appearances
>In Canterlot High you were the Queen Bee
>Teacher and student alike feared and admired you and your rise to power
>It had been easy to climb to the top
>In that world a girl wasn't expected to have drive
>She wasn't expected to tough or self sufficient or ANYTHING
>Sure, if you looked at it on the surface, listened to some of the women that managed to claw their way to power and the girly songs and all of that girls wanted to be seen as equal as men; just as resourceful and strong and driven
>But it had only taken a week and you had known better
>Women, even though they shouted their independence and strength to the heavens, were just like the stallions here
>They were emotional, they wanted everything handed to them, they wanted the easy way out
>Many didn't want to work hard to get the things that they really, truly wanted
>It wasn't all of their fault you supposed, their society made them into that and handicapped them from the start
>But just because you were handicapped didn't mean you couldn't TRY!
>Look at what you had done!
>With nothing but the clothes off your back you had had hundreds of people doing whatever you wanted!
>...
>Your eye snapped back shut and you sighed again, though this one didn't sound all that content
>You might have gained a shitload of power but it had twisted you into an even worse person
>You might have been a little... cocky and arrogant when you had been Celestia's student but there you had turned into a full-fledged bitch
 
>You had gone out of your way to torment your fellow students
>You had gathered dirt on the teachers and used it to blackmail them into doing everything that you wanted
>And... some other things that you weren't too proud of looking back on them...
>You had forgotten everything that Celestia had taught you and became the worst version of yourself; angry and spiteful at the world for no better reason than to be angry and spiteful
>...But then Twilight arrived
>Though you did everything in your power to make her life miserable she not only foiled your plans to take over Equestria she also went out of her way to saved you
>Showed you the power of friendship
>Brought you and Rarity and Pinkie and Fluttershy and Rainbow and Applejack together
>Your best friends, people who, even though you were a dimension away, cared for just as much as you cared for your herd mates
>The six of you had been through so much together
>The long, arduous road of showing Canterlot High that you weren't just some monster
>The whole siren debacle
>The Equestria games when that world's Twilight had turned into a she-demon
>Now THAT was some shit...
>They had even helped you come to terms with your old self
>They were the reason that you had worked up the courage to make the trip back to Equestria
>It was because of them you had made the trip to Canterlot and had your heart-to-heart with your old teacher
>They even had a hand in pushing this big green lug into your life
>Them and Twilight...
>A small, nostalgic smile worked its way onto your face
"Hey Anon? Do you remember when Rarity and the other girls met the human elements?"
>Anon chuckled in your ear
>"Yeah, I remember. Both Pinkies had a cupcake eating contest and got so sick they had to get their stomachs pumped. Now turn around so I can get your stomach."
>You did as he asked, your smile getting just a little bit bigger
"Remember when we found the two Fluttershy's in that closet?"
 
>"It doesn't matter what fucking dimension she's in, that little yellow horse is fucked up in all of them."
>Leaning up you kissed his nose
"Hey, that little yellow horse was the flower mare for our wedding, mister."
"It's not my fault that you and the other girls have shit taste in your flower horses."
>Snorting, you shoved your husband
>Oh stars above had your wedding been something
>All of you girls were losing your minds as you got ready for the thing
>You had to make more than one trip to the bathroom to throw up
>Cadence found Moony hiding in a cabinet shaking like a leaf
>Even the mighty Celestia, your alpha, had had to be physically dragged to the podium because she was all frozen up in terror
>You had all been scared that Anon was going to say no when you asked him to marry you all
>Or not show up
>Or try to marry one of you and leave the others in the dust
>It, admittedly, wasn't very rational thinking but it was your wedding day
>A day that you honestly didn't think would ever happen
>Not to a mare like you...
>So you had every right to feel nervous and freak out over nothing
>You are brought out of your thoughts as Anon dumped some water on your head
>"Alright," he said, looking you over. "I think I got you all nice and clean. Time for the two of us to hit the hay."
>Getting the idea you kissed Anon's cheek and hopped off his lap, allowing him to stand up
>Still soaking wet the two of you got out of the tub
>Your horn sparked to life, and with a spell you evaporated the water off the two of you
>Hmm
>It really does feel nice being clean again...
>Not that you were going to tell Anon that
>Reaching down to pick up his clothes your husband looked over at you
>"Alright, come on, let's get going."
>You looked his naked form up and down
"You feeling a little frisky, hon? You usually don't go streaking in the middle of the night."
>Anon shrugged
 
>"I forgot to bring a change of clothes and it's not like anyone's gonna see me, and even if they did I doubt they'd care."
>Giving your ear a flick, Anon started making his way down the street
>Now come on, I wanna get some sleep. Leave your clothes in the tub me and Shining will get them tomorrow."
>Your walk was filled with comfortable silence, the two of you just enjoying the night and each other's company
>Eventually you came upon a hotel
>Anon, still in his birthday suit (unf~) took you up a flight of stairs and opened one of the hotel doors
>"My lady's room awaits."
>You snorted again, making sure to smack his butt with your tail as you walked past him
"So where's Trixie? Did you lock her in a closet or something?"
>"She's probably sleeping, since, you know, it's like two in the morning or something like that."
>Walking into the room proper you see a king-sized bed with baby blue sheets
>It didn't look like the most comfortable bed in the world but it looked a heck of a lot better than most hotel beds that you've seen
>...This was an expensive room wasn't it?
>...
>...
>...
>Thank Celestia your alpha was fucking rich...
>And sleeping in this bed, curled up into a ball and sleepily nomming on her hat, was Trixie
>...Aw
>Brushing past you Anon tossed his bundle of dirty clothes into the corner of the room and sat down on the other end of the bed so he didn't disturb Trixie
>His back was turned to you, and seeing that gave you an idea
>A horrible, terrible, wonderful idea
>A far less innocent grin comes to your face as your horn once again lit up
>Slowly but surely you started to get bigger
>Your hooves became smaller and started to split at the ends
>Your rear legs started to bend and become more shapely
>Your barrel started to change, your coat disappearing and changing to skin
>Even your face started to become flatter and your horn disappeared
>Your teats disappeared from your lower belly
 
>Two nipples appeared on your chest, which started to balloon
>Your hair grew longer, cascading around your shoulders
>Almost...
>Almost...
>There we go...
>In less than a minute you had changed from Sunset Shimmer the pony into Sunset Shimmer the human
>The shapely, smoking hot women that could and had gotten any man that she wanted when she wanted
>Looking down at your now womanly body you grinned
>Oh just you wait Nonny
>The Sham is a'comin'
>You strutted toward your man with the confidence of a woman that knew what she wanted
>And what you wanted was to twist the love of your life's balls just a little bit
>Just a little bit
>A teeny bit
>Purring, you quickly walked over and sat in Anon's lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling his face into your chest
"You know it's a real shame that you went through all that trouble of getting me clean, Nonny," you said, wiggling in his lap. "Because I feel like getting REAL dirty with you, honey bunny~"
>You giggled at Anon's jerk in surprise at your transformation, making sure to keep a good hold on his head
"Just think about all of the dirty fun the two of us could have in this bedroom~"
>Your husband tried to reach for your hands to release the death grip you have on his head but you just press your body against him, burying his head in your chest
>From within your cleavage you could hear him grunting, straining to keep himself sitting upright
"Maybe I should wake up Trixie so that she can join the fun," you continued, ignoring your hubby's struggle. "I bet I could even get her to use this spell so that you'd have to women to have fun with."
>You let out a girlish squeal as Anon blindly pawed at your back and butt
>Grinning like a fiend you leaned forward even more, trying to force him to lay flat on the bed
>But you weren't the heaviest girl in the world and your loving husband was a good deal stronger than he looked
>He didn't budge an inch but you weren't worried
>None can withstand the Sham
>NONE
 
>The two of you playfully duke it out on the bed, doing your best to be quiet so that you wouldn't wake Trixie, until Anon managed to turn the tide
>His hands found their way to your elbows
>Now that he knew where your arms he did his best to break your grip
>You tried to stall him for as long as you could, frantically moving your arms, hopping up and down in his lap, even biting his ear, but eventually Anon managed to get a hold of your forearms
"Anon!" you whined as your husband broke your grip
>Pushing you away just enough so that you weren't threatening to knock him over, Anon looked up at your grinning face
>He then said those eight little words that had made you fall in love with him time and again
>These words calmed your fears that he was only with you because you could turn into... this
>That he loved you for being Sunset the slightly dorky mare not Sunset the human
>" Get that nohooves shit out of my face."
>A warmth filled your chest as you looked down at your husband
>The giant, crazy green putz that had slight anger issues and this weird fascination with varnishes and bubbly wrap
"Don't tell me what to do," you say, leaning down and pressing your mouth against his
>Anon doesn't resist as you gently push him into the bed, inhaling as you breath into his mouth
>Holding it in for a few moments he exhales, allowing you to share his breath
>Your heart nearly aches as the two of you lay there doing one of the most intimate things two ponies could do
>It felt right
>It felt good
>And by the time you broke away to look at your love you were grinning like a crazy mare
>Or, in this case, a crazy women
>Your grin widened just a hair at the thought, and with another sigh you wrapped your arms around Anon's neck and got comfortable on top of him
>Reaching down as intertwined his fingers with your own and gave his hand a squeeze
>Though he was still frowning, Anon gave your hand a squeeze back
 
>With a snap of your fingers the blanket lifted over the two of you, tucking you both in
>...Now
>Now was the time for the ballbusting to begin
>"Are you going to change back now?" Anon asked as you buried your face in his neck
"Nope. I think I'll sleep like this if you don't mind."
>"...I do mind. You fucking normy."
>Giggling, you kissed his neck
"I love you too, hon."
