Title:           Normal Norman - The Pet
Author:          Kurobisu
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First Edit:      Thursday 4th of July 2013 12:37:45 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 4th of July 2013 12:37:45 AM CDT

>another quiet day at school
>who am I kidding; I haven't had a quiet day in all this year
>On my way to school I found some kind of hare or rabbit. As rabbits are not common inside cities I could guess it was someone's pet
>I found it near the school so I stood at the entrance while trying to find it's owner
>Is thit rabbit yours -I yelled to the crowd, but no one answered
>So, I spent the whole day taking care of the creature while looking for its owner
>for some reason, the teachers had no problem with me taking the rabbit to class, as they thought I was reddeming myself by doing a good action for a change
>What the hell? when did I do a bad thing at school? whatever
>The bunny seemed to take a liking to me; or at least it seems to hate everyone else as it puts a "ready to attack" attitude when any person comes near it
>that reminds me that Purple hasn't even looked at me today. Well, I don't mind some peace and quiet for a change
>Didn't they have pets for guys in the store you got that thing? -Lightblue said as she aproached me
>It's not mine, I'm looking for its owner -I replied
>It seems the bunny doesn't hate this bitch as it started to try to call her attention. Is she its owner?
>what a cute little thing. Even the great Trixie canīt resist the urge to pet it -she said as she moved her hand in order to caress the furry rodent
>when her hand was at its reach, the buny used Lightblues arm as a ladder to climb onto her shoulder
>It seems that even the lowest creatures can admire Trixie's greatness.
>as she finished saying that, the bunny began kicking her face
>Damn it Norman, this isn't the last you and your pet will see of the great and talented Trixie -she says as she goes away in shame
>it seems she isn't the owner. afterall
>I'm really liking this bunny. I'm keeping it if I don't find its owner
>then, I noticed Yellow; it seems she had been around me for quite a while. I wonder if she likes bunnies.
>hey Yellow! -I say
 
>Yellow cowers as if she was discovered doing some crime when I call her
>Would you like to help me in finding the owner of this bunny? -I ask her
>uhm, ehh, Norman -she stutters
>at least stay with me for a bit please, I'm starting to feel lonely -I said as I was used to hang with either Purple, Pink or, when lucky, The Aryan Beauty. But today none of my friends had said a word to me so I was alone with this bunny
>seeing the syncerity of my plea, she stayed with me without uttering a word
>with new found energy as I was no longer alone I continue with my campaign; at the very least the bunny is not agressive to Yellow so I can be assured that she won't be driven away by its antics
>Have you seen the owner of this bunny? -I keep yelling with all my strength
>the crowd of students only replies with snarks such as: ha ha so funneh! Stop being a Faggot! and, Get a life!
>I simply don't Understand what's wrong with these people
>If Purple was here we could have tried using magic; but she was nowhere to be seen
>So I keep the charade until the sun goes down. Yellow has been trying to tell me something but she always gets silent when I look at her; maybe I have too much SWAG
>Once the sun sets, Purple comes to where I am
>Hi Norman, -she says- Have you seen Fluttershy?
>you mean Yellow? there she is -I say as I point at her
>So you finally found your bunny? -Purple said without noticing my dumbfounded look- where was it?
>Norman found my Angel Bunny and Kept doing his best to find me during the whole day -she said with a huge smile on her face
>what? why didn't you say so In all the time you were here with me? -I ask her, obviously annoyed
>it just that ... -she can't say anything to my face; I guess her cuteness can be somewhat annoying
>she then makes Purple talk for her
>Fluttershy says that she tried to tell you but you were so into finding the owner that she couldn't stop you.
>goddamnit Yellow you could have saved me a great deal of time -I thought
 
>Instead of nagging Yellow who, it seems, had suffered enough today. I simply spoke to Purple
>Why didn't you ask me for help instead?
>It's just that I've been imposing on you so much lately that I thought you would get angry if I asked you for help again
>Of all the times you could have simply not talked to me, you decide to do it when talikng to me would have saved me the whole trouble? -I said, visibly annoyed
>I moved my hand to my eyes, then I took a deep breath and said -well, at least the problem is solved now; sorry for being such a drama queen
>And so ended that day
>before going back home Yellow spoke to me again
>Norman -she meekly says- I thank you from the bottom of my heart
>My heart fluttered for a second. Calm down Norman, you are already in love with The Aryan Beauty, two timing is a big no no.
>not that she's my girlfirend but still
 
>the next day A poster was pasted in the announcement board. In it there was a picture of me and the bunny, with the caption "beware petnapper"
>I damn this school
 
the pet END