Title:           Kiyo in CU: Day 4
Author:          Kiyo3
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First Edit:      Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:43:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:43:47 AM CDT

>You finally wake up and check your clock
>10 AM?
>You give yourself a round of applause on account of actually getting up before 1:00
>The room is still devoid of the sweet presence of a roommate
>You feeling lonely?
>n-no. You always can go to Swirly to rectify that
>Speaking of swirls...
>You head off to the dining hall
>You know what you have in mind
>Cinammon Swirled Rolls
>You pause to genuflect on their holiness, the priests of Sweet goodness following you in action
>You pray on the Altar-of-the-dining-hall-line and continue on your way
>As you go, You spot Helios outside, once again in a pirate hat and swinging his member at students
[spoiler]I don't even want to talk about where that idea came from[/spoiler]
>You head back to the dorm, carrying your cinnamon-delicious hoard in your arms
>You see other namefags cruising the hall; Heartfag is checking his phone, Mellow is reading a book; Vinyl is listening to some music
>You open your door, only to find another person in the room this time
>Your cinnamon rolls drop in slow motion
>Your roommate is... is
>DEADPOOL?!?!
 
A. Deadpool
B. Class
C. Vidya
D. Goof off
 
 
>D-d-Deadpool?
>W-what?
>c'mon...
>You've been at CU for what, like, 44 days?
>You think you would've noticed having Deadpool as your roommate
"Well, I've been out. Grad students ain't gonna fuck themselves"
>Well, You know Luna has this "friend" that she uses...
>You mean, wow, Grad students? For real?
"No"
>Now he just looks sad
>Hard to tell with the mask on
>So, what's the real story
"Well, between classes, assassinations, and dating, I haven't really been able to hang here"
>He might as well have not existed at all
>Well, at least he's here now
>You hand him back his pillow
>It was comfy, but you got to be nice
"Hey, so, I kinda played your wii"
>And...
"I deleted your Miis"
>This. Fucker.
>What the hell man?
"One was looking at me funny"
>Whatever man
>You check the clock
>It's around 9:45 now
>Probably should get to class, like a good student
 
A. class (this one)
B. Hang with Deadpool
C. Fix Miis
 
 
>Well, you've gotta go to class at some point, right?
>You check your schedule again
 
10:00 - Biology
12:00 - Lunch
1:00 - ???
2:00 - Profit
 
>You read that over again
>Well, the schedule is never wrong
>And you're sure the profit will be good
>You head on over to Bio and enter a Brave New World
>You recognize absolutely no one in the room
>Even the teacher is just a shadow
"...and that's why we take a hands on approach in this class. Let's go everyone!"
>Wait, what?
>You follow the unidentifiable class outside and behind the main building
>They lead you to a field that connects to the Agricultural Studies building
>You always thought that they had classes outside, like hippies or something
>Well, the more you know
>The prof divides up the class into groups
"You all know what you're looking for. So good luck"
>You watch as your faceless classmates fade out into the background
>onyourownnowboy.jpg
>You start looking for... whatever it is you're supposed to search for
>bugs? Plants?
>It's definitely not okay to just take the veggies out of the ground, right?
>Well, time to ask for help
>You notice some of the AS students planting crops
>They could help you out, right?
>You go to the nearest one
>Hey! Hey you!
>She turns around and looks at you oddly, like you've got two heads or something
>You've seen/fucked girls with all kinds of hair color, but never a girl with orange hair
>no, carrot orange
>Ironically, she's holding one now
(1/X)
"How can I help you?"
>She has a sorta, southern belle accent
>what is it with girls and accents these days?
"You like it? It's home-bred. I'm Golden Harvest"
>She flutters her eyelashes at you, covering her brilliant green eyes
>It's more like an eye twitch, but at least she's trying
>If you weren't so busy searching for [REDACTED], you'd totally turn on the swag right now
"What is it you're are searching for, sugar?"
>Sugar? Sweet.
>You're looking for some [REDACTED] for Bio
>Maybe you can help me out [spoiler]sugar[/spoiler]?
>She smiles and puts her carrot cache down in a basket
"Sure! I'm pretty done here anyway. Carry these, will ya?"
>She laughs as You struggle with the orange load [spoiler]haha[/spoiler]
"I think there are some [REDACTED] over there"
>She points over to an unused patch of farmland some distance away
>walking?
>totally not your thing
>You're sure you can pass the time somehow...
 
A. Small talk
B. Seduce
C. Awkward silence the whole way
 
 
>She's pretty cute
>But you have a job to do
>[REDACTED] isn't going to find itself
>Small talk always helps things along
>She likes CU?
"You bet! It's an amazing school. I came her for the AS program"
>[Adult Swim]?
"No! Agricultural Studies!"
>Right. You knew that
>She wants to be a farmer then?
"Well... not exactly"
>Then...
"I don't know... I just enjoy it. I've always enjoyed gardening back home, back when my mom was still around..."
>She gets a little sad for a bit, but then perks back up
"Being outside, fresh air, hard work... It's all just so... fufilling, you know?"
>You know that feel
>Not necessarily the work part
>Or the missing mom part
>but you get what she's saying
"Well, what about you?"
>You?
>You don't even know what you're doing
>school comes pretty naturally to you
>And you have friends
>Some of them even have legitimate names
"Uh-huh..."
>It's hard to explain
"Do you... have a girlfriend?"
>The inevitable question
>You have plenty of female friends
>You've got Crescent, Sea Swirl...
>You guess Minuette counts
>Oh, and Luna
>Can't forget them
"but do you LIKE any of them"
>Of course
>they're your friends
>it's a requirement
>she sighs
"You're hopeless"
>What does she mean by that?
"n-nothing. [spoiler]b-baka[/spoiler]"
>She starts blushing
"No I am not!"
>Sure, sugar
>She punches you slightly, causing some of the carrots to fall out of the basket
 
(1/X)
 
>What about her?
"I've been talking to a boy... Written Script... he's a lit major"
>If this bitch is taken. why is she making advances?
"It's not like we're together, sugar. He's into poetry..."
>And...
"Where ahm from, poetry and men just doesn't sit right"
[spoiler]inb4 He took a Streetcar named Desire to get to CU[/spoiler]
>?
>oh
>OH...
>Really? Is that what's bothering her?
>These truly are strange days
"I just don't want to hurt him if he is... you know..."
>You know that feel
>Not that you do personally, but you understand her
>That's pretty honorable of her
"Thanks sugar"
>Her smile could light up the dining hall
>You both finally reach the spot, and you give your arms a break from those carrots
"Hey, I found some [REDACTED]"
>So much for your break
>You start the long trek back to the main group
>Maybe Miss Harvest could help you carry some carrots...?
"And I thought you were a gentleman"
>Darn. She got you there
"I'm kidding sugar. Here, let me get some of these"
>She makes the load a little lighter, in more way than one
>You suddenly find yourself back with the group
>The rest of them have various insects
>Only You can prevent forest fires have a [REDACTED]
>Aren't you forgetting something?
>Thanks Golde-
"No need to thank me Sugar. I needed a break anyway"
>Aw shucks. She's too sweet
"Hey, may I see your phone"
>You hand it over, her manners winning the day
>She gives it back, and waves to you as she goes back to picking crops
 
(2/X)
 
>Well, that was fun, but now you have to get back to class
>Your phone vibrates as you head back
>Sea Swirl: We have Chem finals in a few minutes!
>You check your watch
>Fuck! You've got, what, maybe 5 minutes to book it to the other side of campus
>You throw your [REDACTED] at the Professor, startling her as it lands in her hands
>You Marty-McFly your way to the Science building
>must've hit 88 mph on your way there
>You make it just in time
>The Professor doesn't even bat an eye at you
>But Sea Swirl does
>Too bad alphabetical order comes into effect today
>And your last name is REDACTED
>You take your seat and start the test
>Time drags...
>Your pen and pencil grow weary
>You wear your calculator buttons down to a nub
>And you're pretty sure you forgot to turn off your phone
>Getting vibes down there really doesn't help you right now
>Too bad Swirly can't help you out like before
 
...
 
"Is... Is it finally over"
>You turn your weary head over to Swirly
>Yeah. We're done
>At least till tomorrow
>Marine Biology is gonna kill you tomorrow
"That's right! Darn. I was gonna hang out tonight"
>She looks at You slyly
"At least we can study together tonight, right?"
>Thinkingbonerfirst.gif
>Sure. You ain't busy tonight
>Hopefully you'll be getting busy though
>You crack yourself up
>You say goodbye to Swirly and head back to the dorm
>Maybe you can hang out with Deadpo-
>He's gone
>Well, at least you can now...
>Fuck!
>You forgot about Luna!
 
A. Luna
B. Swirl
 
>Well, Luna's been kinda weird lately
>Not that that wasn't your fault
>Cuz it wasn't, right?
>No, you're too cool for it to have been your fault
>You shouldn't have to deal with that
>and besides, sex
Luna (Can't make it today. Sorry. Finals tomorrow): No response
>Well, if she wants to play this game...
Sea Swirl (I'll be right over): Sweet!
>A few minutes later, you're in the girls hall
>Luckily Crescent was there to get you in
>A true hero, that one is
>You manage to find Swirly's dorm
>She opens the door right before you knock
"Hey! You made it"
>Of course you did. Sex.
>You walk in and observe your surroundings
>It's kind of girly, but you don't mind
>Swirly sits down on the desk near her bed and opens up her books
>You would do likewise, but you're to engrossed in keeping your boner down for a second
"Listen, we have to get this done. This test is seriously important"
>Yeahyeah.jpg
>Marine biology
>mostly just fish and water quality
>'s no problem
"well, Mr. Biology, help me out then!
>Fine, fine
>You notice her work on the page
>There's hardly a mistake on it
>Sea Swirl lives up to her name
>But then why did she-
>A second later, you're on the bed, pinned down by Swirly
>Ok, you're LETTING her pin you down
>She leans in and kisses you passionately, breaking the kiss after a few seconds
>So, the perfectly done work...?
"I needed to get you in here somehow!"
>Smart girl
>You return her kiss
>As soon as your hands reach her pants, you hear the door open
 
(1/X)
 
>You and Swirly turn to see Minuette standing at the door, definitely not blushing
>Christ...
"Mon dieu! What is going on here?"
>Minuette glares at Sea Swirl, who quickly gets off of you.
"We were... taking a break from studying..."
>Yep. She's a keeper
"Anyways, Minuette, I thought you had dance classes until 9?"
"The teacher was sick today..."
>Minuette turns to you and smiles slightly
"Sorry monsieur Kiyo, but you have to leave"
>You nod, and start heading to twards the door.
"I'll see you tomorrow, ok?"
>Yeah, sure.,
>You close the door behind you, pretty surr you don't want to be there when they start talking about it
>You can already hear the beginnings of a rant in French.
>You slowly head back to the dorm, ready to get to sleep
>You shower down a days worth of sweat and tears and head off to bed
>You think about the day, and the girls, then the day again
>it's been pretty fun here for a while, right?
>You think you'll enjoy the rest of your time at CU
>You've met some nice chicks, made a few friends
>but now you've got to sleep
>You turn towards your rommate's empty bed
>g'night Deadpool
"G'Night Kiyo"
>?!
 
End day 4