Title: Kiyo in CU: Day 3 Author: Kiyo3 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/kp41Ji7s First Edit: Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:41:57 AM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:41:57 AM CDT >You wake up from a particulary interesting dream >You were pretty sure you were gonna be eaten by a grue >But that's not important >You check your clock >You overslept! >eh, it's not like you go to class anyway >You lack a certain sense of direction [spoiler]Right OP?[/spoiler] >You tumble out of bed and get ready for the day >As you walk out of your dorm, you notice a second bed in the room >A roommate? You don't remember if you had one >Eh. Probably will come in later at some point   A. Class B. Food C. Find roommate     >Mystery Arc begins! Case One! >The missing roommate... >You scan the bed and nearby desk with your special eyes >Whoever he is, he has your brand >Totally not to late to make that joke >You see a book on the desk >It has a name on it... Let's see...   A. Pony (character request, dubs confirm) B. One'a you guys (Dubs)     >The voices in your head scream for your attention, taking away from the investigation >Whatever. You'll find out who it is eventually, right? >You head on out to the dining hall >familiar vibes from the nether region cometh Sea Swirl: Behind you! >You turn to see Swirly waving at you amidst a small group of girls >Roll 8 >Swag level up >You roll up at that table like Snoop Dogg and a joint "C'mon, we've got class now" >Bitch, I just got here >"You have to got to classes. You'll fail out otherwise" >I mean, if that mattered, right? "*sigh*" >She starts pushing you to go, and you comply   (1/X) >Marine biology... again >it's like this is the only class you ever take >why're you taking it again? >right, environmental scientist goal, famiry, money, the goodz >The professor drones on about cetaceans or whatever >Sea Swirl isn't making it easier for you to focus either >She's just lucky her hands are hidden under the desk "It's not like you're not enjoying it" >Touche >Finally the bell rings >You and Sea Swirl part ways, but not without her blowing you a kiss >life's confusing   A. Study B. Dorm for Vidya (we've got wii. Dubs confirms invite) C. Roam the campus     >You decide it's time >to du-du-du-du du-du-du-du-du-du-duel! >On your Wii >You grab your phone Colgatefag (Brawl. Now): I'll be right over Crescent (Brawl. Now): Um... sure! >You set up, and you wait for the beat down to commence >finally they arrive "Hey Kiyo. Ready to get beat?" >Bitch, I was born an Alpha >You start with your master character: [spoiler]Marth[/spoiler] >Crescent goes Zelda, Colgate goes Pit "Really Cole. Pit?" "What" "Nothing.[spoiler] shit-tier[/spoiler] "What'd you say!?" >Colgatefag's outburst is quelled by you starting the match, and his immediate death from your epic combos "Hey, you can't do that" >Wombo combo man. >Wombo. Fuckin. Combo. >That leaves you and Zelda >That bitch has got some nice magic >nothing you haven't seen since your old WoW days >Marth dodges fireblasts, crystal shards, and teleportation strips- whatever they are >Out of know where >Fuck   (1/2) >He appeared >Out of the smoke rises >Sheik >Your damage count rises up to 150% fast >needles and chains pierce Marth as he dodges in vain >Then, from the foreground >The savior >Smash ball >Quickly you grab it and absorb it's power >It courses through you with the white hot intensity of [spoiler]six, maybe seven suns[/spoiler] >You line up with Sheik >He tries to dodge, but to no avail "CRITICAL HIT!" "Fuck" >Well, that was fun >You guys play a few more matches before they start heading to class >Well, now you're alone again...   A. Fap B. Roam campus C. Class   Pone available! (1)     >Well, beating them was fun >But college isn't always about fun >It's sometimes about serious stuff >You decide to walk to that creek no one knows about inb4 Dawson's Creek >After 3 minutes of fagging out, you head back to the campus >You walk by Helios... wearing a pirate hat and swinging his dick around >not sure if flashmob, or just happy to see You >You start to head over there when you see blue haired girl hit the ground hard, her papers scattering everywhere >You'd help her, but... >Roll 9 >You help her out! "C'est une mauvaise! I am going to be late again" >Woah, cute accent. You didn't expect that >You walk up to her and start picking up her papers >She smiles at you once you both finally finish picking up the papers "Merci, monsieur..." >Kiyo "Well, merci, Ki-yo. I was headed to class when  zee papers just flew away from me" >She turns a little sad faced for some reason "I hope I have not made you late too..." >Hey, don't sweat it. You don't have anymore classes today >Mystery French chick smiles at you again "Zat's good to hear. I cannot stand making people late" >Her eyes light up suddenly "Oh! J'ai presque oublié ... My name is Minuette"   (1/2)   >Cute name, cute accent, cute everything >/b/ would say solid 9.5/10 >Before you can turn up the charm, Minuette checks her watch "Non! I am late!" >She starts running again, but stops for a second and comes back to kiss you on the cheek "I will see you soon, no?" >You watch her head into the fine arts building >Foreign chicks. >Nice. >You turn to where Helios was flailing his member around before, but he's completely absent >Well whatever he was doing before, you're glad he's done with it now >You start heading back to the dorms. >It's getting kind of cold out now >Eventually you nigger your way back to your dorm >For some reason, you feel compelled to take out your phone... >Holy christ! 8 messages? Seth: --I'm watching you-- Mellow: Where you at ColgateFag: I'll get my revenge bro Helios: You are a pirate! Rarifag: Waiting for Rarity to finish with Anon Crescent: Vidya tomorrow? >Of these, you only respond to two >the important ones >the ones that perpetuate the plot Sea Swirl: Finals in a few days. We NEED to study together. No tricks. Swear on it >Yeah, yeah. Sure. >and then, of course, her Luna: Are you busy tomorrow night? >what should you tell her? >You're a free spirit.. no schedule binds You Luna (I'm not sure. Text back soon): No response >Damn >Well, you'll see what tomorrow brings >You check your roomie's bed >Maybe he'll appear...? >nope. no chance >you do what any honorable person would do >take his pillows >That shit's comfy   (2/2)   End Day 3