Title: Kiyo in CU: Day 1 Author: Kiyo3 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qE5RJWRu First Edit: Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:38:59 AM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:38:59 AM CDT >Walk into class >see Crescent, LF, Octiguy, Heartman, etc. >mfw bros have best classes >Ask Crescent where Deadpool is? "I dunno man... In our hearts, I guess" >whatever. You're sure he'll be back >door to class opens >watch as that faggot Anon struts in   A. Kill that guy B. ask to borrow some of his swag C. Text Luna (yeah. Kiyo's got her number) D. Listen to Dr. D     text Lyra (Hey): no response text Luna (Hang out later): maybe after I finish this proj >That's cool. Bitches be on me like [spoiler]Anon in Canter U[/spoiler] >Turn to your usual gang of idiots >Itstime.jpg >Walk to to Anon >Punch him in the stomach >Helios and Rarifag break through the window, elbows him in the chin >we all spit on him as we moonwalk out of Dr. D's class   Later...   >Go back to class to check the grades >mfw I got an A >awesome >familiar buzzing from your pocket >This time not from your girlfriends second drawer Luna: Hey, come to the lab, get food after? >sure babe. all the time in the world   A. meet Luna B. Check on Anon in the infirmary >inb4 getting "treatment" from Redheart C. Text others     >more vibrations from down there >you check yer phone AGAIN Luna: you wouldn't mind if my sister came, would you? >only if I can bring a few friends >friends confirmed Mellow: Where have you been? >Umm, enjoying my first day at CU... >this is why we don't talk to him anyways [spoiler]we love you mellow[/spoiler] >You look outside into the other dorm building >A, B... Who the fuck cares >You see... Anon[spoiler]?![/spoiler] chatting with two chicks >That lucky bastard >has fast healing abilitie- wait >where's Deadpool been... >Another vibe shakes you out of your thoughts Luna (you coming soon?): Yeah. just give a sec. see ya   A. Get Crescent first B. Get Helios first C. Visit Anon in non-canon land     >You pack up yer shit and get moving >Meet up with Helios >So... hanging out with Luna... MAYBE Sunbutt will be there "Really? Can I come with?" >Sure. why not >sharing is caring >I learned that through [spoiler]AIDS[/spoiler] >Both of you walk out of the dorms >Helios spots Crescent chilling in the common room [spoiler]Whatever the fuck it's called. I'm a senior in high school. forgive me[/spoiler] >Crescent spots you, jumps from his spot, and runs straight to you "I hear you're hanging with Luna" >y-yes? "Can I come" >Eager beaver over here >Sure. Wynaut [spoiler]is my least favorite pokemon[/spoiler] >We all go skipping merrily >I turn back to see men with coconuts following us >'s cool >vibes again >No black people in sight, so must be the phone Luna (What're we getting to eat?)   A. Italian B. Dining Hall C. Going out to some club or something >inb4 THE BOX D. invade Anon's dorm     >Sorry Luna. Something came up. gonna be late >You text this as Helios and Crescent drag your sorry ass up the stairs to the A/b/c Dorm building >Why did you invite them again? >The three of you walk to a familiar room "Hey Kiyo, it's Anon's room" >Yeah, so? "Let's get him!" >Why bother? He's an ok guy. Def can take a punch to the gut >For some reason, you hear voices in your head >they chant "D" over and over >You know what you must do >Navy seal callsigns at the ready, you have Helios kick the door down >Hail to the king, baby >see Anon arguing with Twilight >They turn to you in utter astonishment >Shining Armor runs towards you, but Crescent punches him in the facem knocking him down >so much for that armor >You stare at Anon >You grab him by the shirt >You whisper in his ear >Go get Femmy back >Wait, who's Femmy? >nvm, you and your friends walk out and head towards the science labs >You have Helios grab his car and wait for us out front >You see Luna standing outside with Tia >seems a tad upset >Sorry we're late, had to console a friend >console >PC master Race "It's ok Kiyo. Glad to see you made it at least" >no problem >We all climb into the car and head on out   A. Italian B. Greek C. Club D. Applejacks farm for a home cooked meal     >Somewhere in your head, you hear Anon apologizing >tears well up in your eyes >neverthoughtyoudseetheday.gif "Let's go clubbing!" says another background character >wynaut.jpg >Helios gets the car up to 88 >Walk up in the club >What up, we got some big cocks >Nah, we done with that ref "Oh, Kiyo, I forgot my wallet. Spot me?" >Celestia, pay for your own damn food >I ain't paying no alimony >mfw i'm black/native [spoiler]yet handsome[/spoiler] "I gotcha, Sunny" >Helios with the save "My, what a gentleman" >We get a booth-table-phonebooth conglomeration >You watch as Helios tries dancing >TOP ten reasons to laugh just got a new addition >Tia laugh, then joins him >Crescent disappeared somewhere >Probably could find him if McCarthy decided to explore background characters "What?" >Nothing Luna   A. Make a move B. Dance like it's Saturday Night C. Ask about FTL proj (requires triforce of power, dubs, or Helios/lapple [spoiler]forgot who was writing it[/spoiler] not being lazy       >I decide to to take it to the next level "what's that Kiyo?" >TO THE MOOOOOOON [spoiler]Skaijo is my hero[/spoiler] >You nod to the Dj >Vinyl, is that you? >nah, not important >She changes the song with a flash >beegees playing >feelsgoodman >You look at Luna, and wink >everyone moves around the floor >decide to walk the dinosaur >You remember everything your mentor taught you on the streets of East Village >You summon the fluidity of Michael Jackson, the classical training of Gene Kelly, the obviously choreographed moves of John Travolta >feelsepic.gif >you finish off with a split >people gasp in awe >you're surprised that a hole didn't appear between yer legs >a slow song starts >Luna's looking lonely over there, with her cheese fries and... cheese fries   A. Dance with Luna B. Dance with Tia C. Dance with background chick for jelly D. Wank in the bathroom     >You walk towards Luna >you get closer >she looks at you with expectant eyes, eyes so startlingly blue and deep >and you grab another chick from the side "oh! um, hey!", she says, brushing her blue hair back >So, who are you again? "I'm Sea Swirl. We have Bio together...? >yeah, sure >you should really try to keep background ponies in mind >You hold her in her arms >she's kinda cute >You look back at Luna, hoping your plan is working >It's not. Crescent got to her >At least you can have fun with Whirl Pool for a while >You laugh a bit at Helios and Tia >TOP ten funniest things just got another addition   A. Drop Sea Swirl B. Have her MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOOOOOOUUUU C. Go to Luna. she's the one D. Run out of the club for no apparent reason (dubs confirms)     >To bad you ain't a virgin no more >you were looking foward to singing the song mid-coitus >The song picks up >Vinyl's got your back >Swirly starts grinding on you >You can tell she's had a few >mfw not complaining >You decide to go the extra mile >You start lock in on your internal West Side Story skills >when you're a jet you're a jet >You can feel something going on >You turned yer phone off, so yer getting some good vibrations [spoiler]are any of these refs good?[/spoiler] >Pretty sure she's feeling it too >You look at her, and she nods half-consciously >thisgonbegud.gif >She takes your hand and walks out of the club with you >Last thing you see is Luna getting up to dance with Crescent >Doesn't even faze ya >right?   A. Have sex in the car B. enjoy coitus in a nearby forest-area-thingy C. Go back to Luna D. wank by yourself     >She takes you out behind the club >a forest appears out of nowhere >Find a nice secluded spot >the last six gave ya splinters >Swirly goes in for the kill first >tongue, saliva, she's got everything >she breaks away for a minute to catch her breath "Y'know, I always thought you were kinda cute" >Mfw feelings always come into play >She's pretty cute too >she giggles, which for some reason turns you on more >she kisses you again "want more?" >ohyes.jpg >She takes off her shirt >sports bra's for the win >You try to grab them, but Swirly pulls away "I think you're gonna want to feel the girls all out, Kiy" >the girls. back at 60% >She starts wearing less and less as she moves down on you >Up to 100% >She starts sucking on your rod, the head, the nuts, everything in between >110% >You turn her around for a taste of her >she shivers as your tongue enters her "Ohh yeah. Just like that baby" >You start exploring with her tongue >must be doing something right. Swirly starts sucking even faster >You feel close, so you tell her >she stops sucking you for a minute, and instead switchs to your mouth "I want you inside" >You couldn't think of anywhere else you'd rather be >She starts rubbing your dick on her pussy, getting it ready to enter   A. Finger her ass B. change positions (request)     >She finally slides it in, whimpering a little as her pussy adjusts to it's new lodger >She's tight and warm, just the way you like it >She takes it slow, trying to adjust to your size >You bring her closer as she straddles your cock, kissing her and playing with her boobs in an effort to make her go faster >It works >she starts moaning louder as she moves her hips faster >You turn Sea Swirl around and start working as a missionary >She gets a little tighter, sending waves of pleasure along your cock >You lift her up slightly, getting her back on top so you can rest for a bit "Ohhh yes! I've wanted this for so long!" >Well, someone has a crush >you'll consider it >in the meantime, you grab her ass and start fingering her other hole >Sea Swirl stops for a minute, then starts going even faster on your cock "Yes! Finger my ass!" >She's practically screaming right now "Baby, faster! I'm-I'm gonna cum soon!" >You feel your member starting to swell as she gets even tighter >You kiss her passionately as you both cum simultaneously, your cum filling her up with warmth >Sea Swirl slowly gathers her breath and climbs off you, cum dripping off her pussy >She cuddles into your sweaty body, getting closer and kissing your cheek "Thanks. I needed that." >You concur   (1/2)     >You both put your clothes back on and start the walk of fame together >You turn and notice a page attached to a nearby tree >wtf.jpg >It says can't run >well, whatever. not my problem >must have spooked Swirly a little bit, since she cuddles into you a little more >feelsgoodman.win >You get back to the club, and Sea Swirl sees her friends waiting outside for her "Thanks again Kiyo" >She hands you a slip of paper >When'd she have time to get paper? "Here. Just in case you wanna hang out sometime" >She kisses your check again as she runs off to meet her friends >alone again >You look up into the sky >You start thinking about stuff a little more intensely now >especially after looking at the moon >for some reason, it reminds you of Luna >what to do, eh?   (2/2)   End Day 1