Title:           Kiyo in CU: CrescentLuna's story
Author:          Kiyo3
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DKCCm8Hy
First Edit:      Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:40:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 11th of September 2013 01:40:02 AM CDT

>Bourbon, on the rocks
>You tensely await the inevitable question....
>...and end up staring stupidly as the bartender turns away with a grunt
>They don't even ID you here?
>Goddamn
>....and 'goddamn' is exactly what you'd use to describe that midnight haired beauty standing by tha dance floor
>She be lookin lonely. Why?
>You catch Kiyo exiting stage left
>That nigg.
>Well, maybe you can just cozy on up to her in his absence
>You. Me. Dance floor.
>A surprised Luna looks up, as though snapping out of a daze.
"You...want to dance?"
>Hail yuh bby
"Oh..."
>A reluctant smile, glance at the door
"Sure."
>You take her hand, give it a kiss
>(bitches love hand kisses)
>And lead her out on the dance floor
>Seconds in, you feelin da fever
>Risin up, back in the club
>Took your time, now your dancin
>You're goin the distance and you're not gonna stop
>Just a man, and your will to JIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE
>You're lost in it, lookin in dem eyes
>Got this feelin deep down inside
>Give a powerful thrust, suggestive yet quirky, so she laughs instead of slaps the shit outta your stupid ass
>Never gonn give you up baby
>Never gonn let you down- fuck, Luna, you okay?
>Not my fault you tripped... On my feet
>Baby we ain't nothin but mammals
>Lets do it like- oh.
>I think she's done
>Goddammit that's the best moon you've seen in years
>GEDDIT
>Giggity
>Luna just returns to her spot, looking back at the door, smiling at you
>b-baka
>But not because she has much interest in you
>It's cuz you're stupid.
>You down that Bourbon like nobody's business.
>Goddammit, Kiyo, you woman charmer, you.
>Normal girls-- Iiiiiiii mean guys -- like you don't stand a [spoiler]apple's[/spoiler] chance in the [spoiler]apple farm[/spoiler]