Title: CanterU: The Amazing Possibly-Canon Christmas Story Author: Kiyo3 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/78CdhjNX First Edit: Wednesday 1st of January 2014 07:35:43 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 1st of January 2014 07:35:43 PM CDT Welcome to CanterU: Christmas Time is Here+ Edition   The Legacy: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3 Last Thread with Posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/15220325   So, I tried doing spin-off's last time... But there's never a wrong time for a Christmas special, right   "Tonight at 7, alright guys?" >The rest of the table nods. >Pinkie jumps and runs off, probably to get some party supplies. "A Christmas party? But we leave for winter break tomorrow." >Which is why Pinkie wants to party now, Rarity. >It only makes sense. >Considering how short the winter break is for CU, this is probably the best way for the gang to stay together for the holidays. "I suppose so." >Rarity takes another sip of her tea. >You look at your watch. >Synchronization activated.   A. Gym B. Dorm C. Outside D. Girls Hall   >In the meantime... >You grab your stuff and say goodbye to the gang. >Wait, if everyone's in the lounge, why are you going to the girls hall? >Maybe you can find something to do in the B building. >You cross the campus and enter the B building. >You spot Lyra coming down the hall towards you. "Oh, hey Anon. You coming in?" >It looks that way. "You're in luck. I was just about to leave." >What's she up too? "I was thinking that I could buy presents for my friends over here, before we leave and all." >That's sweet of her.   A. Lyra B. Vinyl C. Nurses   >You head on inside and knock on Vinyl's door. >She's totally not busy, being CU's primary source of original music. >Maybe she's playing at Pinkie's party? >... >Of course she is. >You knock on her door again. >No answer... again. >What's going on? >Usually she would've answered by now. >Without Octavia rooming with her, it's sort of hard to tell if Vinyl's in. >The arguments really made these visits exciting. >But still, Vinyl's not answering...   A. Barge in B. Nurses C. Lyra D. Gym   >You start tapping the door with your knuckles. >Gotta find those weak points. >You finally find your target. >Take the stance... >HI-YAAAAH! >Hopefully the school doesn't bill you for the door. >Those weak hinges... >You scan the room in detective mode. >Vinyl! >She's... She's... >Listening to music. >She hasn't even noticed that her door's been kicked down... >Er... let's not make this awkward. >You quickly backtrack into the hallway, picking up the door to make it look like it's connected again. >Well, that was a bust. >... >Literally. >The puns never stop.   A. Redheart & Colgate B. Gym C. Dorm   >You walk backwards until you hit another door. >Oh, it's Redheart's room. >You could say Colgate's room, but you know who really leads that relationship. >They're probably munching the carpet in there. >Not that you wouldn't mind joining in. >You knock on the door and wait patiently for your favorite [not] lesbian friends. >Redheart answers the door. "Oh, hi Anon. What's up?" >Er... what's up with her? >She looks like a zombie. >And not the good kind, like in Warm Bodies. >Like, classic Night of the Living Dead type. "You know just how to make a woman feel pretty, don't you?" >Sorry, it's just facts. >What's going on? >Redheart sighs and lets you inside. "It's the holiday season, Anon. A lot of drunk driving and accidents. That means overtime for everyone, and I'm not even paid!" >She slumps down into her chair. "I even have to work tonight! Can you believe that?" >Well, it's not like it's Christmas yet. "Yeah, but still..."   A. Offer to help B. Invite her to the party C. Bizness   >It might not be Christmas yet, but you still have the spirit. >Redheart looks like she could use some help. "You... You'd actually go to the hospital with me?" >Yeah, sure. >You can go to the party late. "That's... really sweet of you." >She looks away and blushes. "Thanks." >No problem.   >An hour later, you and Redheart step off the bus and start the walk to the hospital. >She knows that you could've asked Dr. Discord for a ride here, right? "I... I thought he'd be too busy." >Fair enough. >The hospital looms ominously over you and you walk in. >This should be fun. "Redheart! There you are!" >A man in scrubs runs up to your friend. "We need you upstairs, now!" >Redheart nods and starts to follow the man. >Is she doing real medical stuff now? "There's a huge load of paperwork that needs to get filed!" >Oh. >That makes more sense.   A. Redheart B. Explore C. Leave   >You follow Redheart. >She looks totally beat, and it's only been five minutes. >She could use some help with the paperwork. >Redheart takes a seat at the lobby desk. >You look over at the stack of papers next to her. >Yeah, she can use the help. >You pull up a chair next to Redheart. >Ready to get started? "I... uh... yeah..." >What're we doing, anyway? "You just take those papers, stamp them, and put them in that container over there." >She points towards a box next to you. >That seems simple enough. >You take the first paper and stamp it. >Only 12,304 papers to go!   >You take your tired hand and force it to stamp another paper. >Dat lactic acid. >You look at Redheart. >She's not faring any better. >Dang, this is hard work.   A. Break time B. Keep working C. Explore D. Quit   >You fight back your laziness and keep working. >You're almost done anyway. >Only about 50 papers to do. >C'mon Redheart, wake up! "Uh... right... work..." >She takes her pen and resumes signing documents. >What are these for, anyway? "Mostly just-" *yawn* "medical reports and receipts." >That's... interesting. >And this is what she does all day? "More or less." >This is the path to becoming a nurse? "I... I don't have the time to question it. I just work. As long as I get my credits, I'm happy." >Redheart gives you a weak smile. "Tired, but happy." >Of course.   >One more stamp... and... >Done! "Woo-hoo!" >Redheart practically jumps for joy. "Finally!" "Shh" >The nurse-in-waiting blushes and sits back down. "Finally, we can get out of here!" "Not so fast, Miss Redheart." >Oh, hey. >It's that doctor from last quarter. >The one who saved Pinkie. >The selfless hero shakes your hand. "Good to see you again, Anon. How's Pinkie Pie?" >She's doing pretty well. >So, there's more work to be done. "Just a few boxes that need to be moved, nothing so bad." >Redheart nods and takes your hand. "Let's get this done, fast."   A. Work B. Break C. Explore   >You let Redheart lead you down the hall way. >You see quite a few occupied gurneys along the way. >The holiday's really are dangerous. "Alright, here, take this." >Oof! >She could at least give you some more warning next time. "You remember where we're going, right?" >Downstairs to the basement? >Redheart nods and leads you to the elevator. >She could help with the boxes... "Really, Anon?" >Reverse-Chivalry really is dead. >The elevator stops and lets the two of you off. >Redheart takes a key out of her pocket and opens a nearby door. "Just put them next to the other boxes." >Er... which other box? "Oh... wrong room..." >She must really be tired. >Inside, there's a spare bed. >Must be faulty or something. "Sorry. Put it in this room." >Sure thing. >You drop the boxes and leave the other room.   A. Business B. Bizness C. Leave   >Redheart's leaning against the wall, looking totally beat. >She looks like she could use some excitement. >Or just a relief. >Speaking of relief, how are things with her and Colgate going. "W-what do you mean by that?" >She know exactly what you're talking about. "I... um..." >Yes? "We haven't really... done that in a while. I've been so busy with work, I hardly get to see her anymore." >The intern gives you a look. "It's not like I actually like her, you know. I'm straight." >Yeah, you know. >It's always nice to have a little reminder from time to time. "I... um... what?" >Redheart has always been the cuter one of the two. "A-Anon..." >You move in and kiss her softly, the surprise keeping her from giving back... >For a second, at least. >Her outfit is thing, giving you easy access to her body. >A quick grab at her tits, another hand down her pants. >Now you're getting somewhere. "A-Anon, not in the hallway..." >Smart girl. >You lift Redheart and bring her back to the room with the bed. >She's tired enough as it is. >And since you're a gentleman, you decide to do all the work this time. "What do you mean by that?" >Your actions do the talking. >You pull down Redheart's skirt and panties, sliding your hands upwards. "Oh..." >Contact. >You move in and start eating her out. >Salty milk and coins? >Nah, it's more fleshy. >You start moving your tongue around her cli- "Oh... Anon!" >Er... what? >Redheart blushes and looks away from you. "Sorry, Anon. It's just that... um.. Colgate used to do that." >The nostalgia is turning her on? "Yeah... I mean, no! Shut up!" >She pushes your head back down into her crotch. >Thank God for soft mattresses.   >That's enough of that... >You move up and kiss Redheart again. "Anon... put it inside, now..." >Sure thing, master. >You take it slow at first, building up speed as you go. "Unf... yeah... it's been so long..." >Since what? mfw writing dialogue during sex "Since I had... ah... a real dick inside... ooh... me..." >Make sense, since lesbians aren't a real fan of dicks. >And men. >Haha. "Anon... I'm close..." >And so are you. >One last thrust... >And... you're spent. >You roll off of Redheart, letting the girl catch her breath. "Oh... Anon... I really needed that..." >She takes your hand in hers. >Uh... yeah, no problem. >So, how about- *snore* >Is... Is she sleeping? >Wow, she really was tired. >You'd think the afterglow would keep her going.   A. Leave her B. Stay C. Explore   >You check the time. >It's almost 6. >When did Pinkie say her party starts? >Probably 7. >You could get there early, but fashionably late is the Anon way. >And leaving Redheart alone here might be the dick move of the century. >At least by CU standards. >You look around for a blanket. >A storage room with a bed, and no blanket? >Weird. >You pick your jacket up off the floor and cover yourself with it. >Nice and wa- >You didn't know this bed vibrated. >You turn over and see Redheart shivering. >It was so hot a few minutes ago, you didn't even notice how cold it was. >You look at your jacket. >The spirit of giving commands you... >You cover Redheart with your jacket and move in. >The spooning should keep you warm for a bit >*Snore*   >You roll over... >Ouch! >Apparently you rolled too far. >You get up and check the time. >Good, it's only- >8:00?! >Fashionably late? >More like literally late... *Yawn* "Leaving already?" >You turn and see Redheart getting dressed. "I was thinking we could go get something to eat, seeing as how the dining hall is almost ready to close." >She looks at you expectantly. >Um...   A. Party B. Dinner with Redheart C. Just go back home   >You'd love to go... >Some other time. >But right now you have to go to a Christmas party. "Oh. I see..." >Redheart looks down at her feet. "Maybe some other time?" >You already said that. >Definitely. >But hey, she should go with you to the party. "I... I'll have to check with the doctor, but sure." >She smiles. >Good thinking, Anon.   >A few minutes later, you're on the bus with Redheart back to CU. "Anon, I just... um... want to say thanks." >She's blushing again. >Must be the air or something. "Seriously, Anon. I wouldn't have gotten all that work done if it wasn't for you." >She looks down at your crotch. "Or have gotten done..." >Oo, word play. >Redheart quickly looks around. "No one can see us, right?" >Um... yeah. >The backseat has never been known as a vantage point. "Good." >Redheart undoes your zipper and takes out your dick. >Uh, what's she doing? "Just rewarding you." >The sex wasn't enough? "This is just a bonus, then." >Good call.   >You finish just as the bus pulls up at your stop. >Redheart wipes her mouth off and smiles. "Ready to go?" >As ready as your dick ten minutes ago   "Nonny! You made it!" >Pinkie tackles you as you enter the room. >Luckily the fake snow cushions your fall. >There's at least a foot of it everywhere. >The lounge has never looked so good in white. "Where were you? I've been looking for you." >You were helping a friend out. >Redheart appears from behind, quietly walking into the room. >Pinkie watches her. "Ooh, I get it." >She nudges you in the ribs. "I never knew you had a thing for nurses, Nonny." >Er, what? "Just kidding!" >Pinkie runs off, leaving a trail of kicked-up faux snow behind her.   A. Dance B. Music C. Socialize (dubs)   >You make your way over to the dance floor. >Vinyl's bass has dropped at least 5 times before you got there. >It's new music too. >She must've been really busy when you broke her door. >Hopefully she didn't notice the door. "Howdy, Anon." >A familiar hand takes yours. >How's it going, Applejack? "Ah've been good. Ah fell like Ah haven't seen ya in a while." >True. >Considering the two of you don't have any classes together and AJ doesn't dorm anymore... "Hey, Ah'm just glad that Ah can still take a few classes here. Granny Smith spared me that much." >Still, the amount of work needed to pay off the farm's debt and pay for CU... >Hey, live in the moment, right? >You're just happy that she could come tonight. "Ah... yeah, 'course!" >Applejack gives you a smile. "Now hows about we git back ta dancin'?" >You have no issue with that. >Applejack turns around and starts the nightly grind. >You run your hands up and down the side of her body, moving closer to her ti- "Anon... not in front'a everyone..." >Darn. >Public sex is your fetish. >Along with showers, soccer, and nurses. >Applejack rolls her eyes. "Yer not int'a farm girls anymore?" >No one said that. >You move one hand to her ass. >Is that proof enough? "Ah'd say you could prove it a little more."   A. Give her the evidence B. Music C. Socialize   >Who are you to deny the evidence? >Definitely not Bernie Madoff. >Are those jokes still funny? >... >Totally. >You slide one hand in front and back into Applejack's jeans. >Down until you find something wet. >Applejack shudders a little as you make contact, grabbing onto your wrist. "A-Anon..." >She wants you to stop? "Keep... Keep going." >Anything for an Apple. >Your hands a little faster. >Not unlike tuning a radio. >Ok, it's totally unlike tuning a radio. >As you finger her, Applejack moves her hands closer to your dick. >Too bad a few layers of clothing are separating her hands from your manhood. "That... ooh... C'n be changed..." >Applejack takes your hand out of her pants and leads you off the dance floor... >Out of the lounge... >Into the girls hall... >And into her old room. >AJ still has access to this place? "The school never took back mah card, Ah guess." >Makes sense. "Now, back ta business..." >Applejack grabs your collar and kisses you hard. >Like, Casablanca hard. >She breaks the kiss and pushes you on the bed, unbuttoning her shirt. >You follow suit. >Er... follow [un]suit.   >A few minutes later, she's riding you like a mechanical bull. >She probably has experience with those, living on a farm and all. >Lol implying AJ's into bestiality. "A-Anon... Ah'm..." >You kiss her as she cums, bringing you to the brink as well. "N-not inside..." >You pull out quickly, allowing Applejack's tongue access to your dick. >A few seconds later, she's swallowing your seed. >Probably a good idea, since you're doing this in Pinkie's bed. >Applejack's so poor, she took the school's mattress with her back home. >Okay, that's not true. >You're so harsh. >Applejack gets her clothes off the floor and starts putting them back on. "We should git back ta the party, before people start git'n suspicious." >Of what? >Most people know that you and Applejack were together. >And broke up... >Oh, right. >Rumors are pretty powerful. "Exactly." >Applejack smiles and kisses you again. "Not that Ah mind, of course..." >Good to know. >You open the door to the dorm and step o- "Hiya Nonny!" >Fuck.   "H-Howdy, Pinkie Pie..." >Yeah, howdy. "Hiya Applejack! What are you guys doing here? The party's in the lounge!" >Oh, right. >Good thing Pinkie is pretty innocent. >After all that happened last quarter, that's pretty surprising. >We were headed right ther- "Wait a second... I saw both of you at the party before, which means..." >[insert gasp] "You two were..." >Applejack takes Pinkie's hand. "Look, Pinkie. Anon an' Ah were just git'n caught up. We haven't seen each other for a while..." >Pinkie's shocked look fades into one of understanding. "I totally understand. You two are getting back together!"   A. Go with that B. Make up something C. Come clean   >You... what? >Uh... no. >That's not it at all. >You and Applejack were having sex. >It's that simple. "Oooooh! That makes way more sense." >Applejack gives you a look. >Hey, it was better than just lying to Pinkie. "Ah guess..." >Pinkie squeezes between you and AJ and opens her door. "I totally get it. The sexual tension between you two is always crazy." >Er... sure? >Pinkie smiles. "I'll see you guys at the party!" >Of course. >You and Applejack walk back to the party in silence. >For a little while, anyway. "Ya didn't have ta tell her that, ya know." >Again, you don't like lying to Pinkie. >If anything, she deserves honesty. >Applejack sighs, but nods. "Ah guess yer right." >She squeezes your hand. "Yer way too nice, ya know that?" >Sugar, spice, and everything nice. >That makes sense. >You enter the party for a second time, and Applejack leaves for parts unknown. >You notice Lyra, Colgate, Redheart, and some other girl on the sofa, exchanging presents. >And Rarity and Spike are dancing together, with Twilight being the ever present third wheel. >Or is it the other way around?   A. Socialize B. Dance C. Music   >You move over to the sofa, just as the new girl gives Lyra a present. >Her hair... >It's, like, split down the middle in two colors. >Sort of like boysenberry ice cream. >And you never even had that flavor in your life. "Thank you so much, Bon Bon!" >Lyra hugs Bon Bon and takes a seat next to Colgate. >Um... what about your present? "Anon! I've been looking for you!" >Oh, she has? >You sit down next to Lyra, after getting hugged by Colgate. >Redheart looks at you and blushes, waving weakly at you. >She doesn't... like you, does she? >Maybe she- "Hey, Anon! This is Bon Bon." >The girl gives you a harsh look, but it softens into a smile. "Nice to meet you." >The tsundere never stops. Gotta replace Octavia somehow   A. Lyra B. Colgate C. Redheart D. Bon Bon E. Dance   >You look towards the dance floor. >Spike seems to be having fun, sandwiched between Rarity and Twilight. >Wait, that should be you in that position! >Later, girls. "Hey, wait!" >Lyra grabs your wrist. "Come back when your finished, okay? I have something for you." >For... you? >That's so sweet. >You go over to the dance floor. >Mind if you cut in? "Anon!" >Twilight wraps her arms around you. "I was wondering where you were!" >Of course she was. >Her clingy is showing. >You fist Spike and hug Rarity before resuming your normal, MJ style dance moves. >Because, like, you're black   A. Rarity B. Spike C. Twilight D. Music   >Rarity looks over you as you finish your corkscrew. >Dat dance terminology. "I must say, Anonymous, you are certainly an amazing dancer." >She hasn't seen anything yet. >Coincidentally, Vinyl changes the song to something slow. >You heard musicians had perfect timing. >Rarity bats her eyelashes at you. >You bow, the eternal gentleman. >May you have this dance? >Rarity giggles and takes your hand. "You may, darling." >Good. >You spin Rarity and bring her in close, swaying with the music. "Oh, Anonymous!" >Yeah, you're good like that. >Out of the corner of your eye, you spot Twilight looking at you. >She seems worried about something. >It's probably nothing. >You give Rarity the old razzle-dazzle. >A simply turn, and a dip.   A. Kiss her B. Twilight C. Music D. Socialize   >The perfect setup. >You close your eyes and lean in. "A-Anon..." >Yes, Rarity? "I... um... would you put me upright?" >Oh, right. >Way to ruin the moment. >Leave it to a woman... >Rarity stands up and gives you a half-smile. "Anon, I... I appreciate all you've done for me, but I don't think you should do that..." >She means kiss her? "Y-Yes." >Rarity takes your hand. "It was a nice gesture, but I..." >She looks over at Twilight. >Purple Smart averts her eyes. >Yeah, she noticed. "I don't we should do that right now. That's all." >She waves to Spike. "Spike, come! I'm parched." "Oh, I'll get us drinks." >Spike and Rarity go off somewhere. >You might as well get back to dancin- "What was that all about, Anon?" >Oh, Twilight. >Whatever is she talking about? "You tried to kiss Rarity!" >Oh, right. "Did you stop to consider her feelings at all?" >Well, the moment was right, an- "And what about us?" >"us?" >Twilight looks at you with wide-eyes. "I... I thought that... you and I..." >Oh. >Right...   A. Business B. Bizness C. Socialize D. Music   >You... and Twilight? >It's not like it couldn't happen. >But you're not really looking for a girlfriend right now. >You've been really satisfied with the bachelor lifestyle so far. "But then what about all the times we..." >You were... um... >C'mon, think of something good >You were horny. >Yeah, great excuse. >That won't work. >You look over at Applejack. >Idea! >You turn back to Twilight. >You thought that maybe you and Twilight could have a thing, but... um... Applejack have been talking again. >Twilight looks down, the realization coursing through her like electricity. "You're... getting back together with her?" >You might. >You don't want to hurt Twilight, but this is the best excuse that you could come up with in 20 seconds. "I... I understand, Anon. I didn't think someone like you could really like me anyway..." >She tries her best to smile, but you can see she's hurting inside. >What a nice present before you leave. >A broken heart. >You hug Twilight and wipe away a forming tear. >Still friends? "Y-Yeah. Of course."   A. Music B. Dorm C. Social   >Twilight runs off somewhere. >She's... definitely not about to cry. >You need to take your mind off it... >You go to the DJ booth. >Sup Vinyl? "Hey Anon! What's up!" >She fists you while changing the song. >You've been better. >Breaking hearts and getting caught having sex isn't your ideal Christmas party. "Oh, seriously? I didn't know you were such a heartbreaker, dude." >She nudges you in the ribs. >So, what's up with her. "Not much. Just writing music." >Nothing... interesting happen today? "Now that you mention it, something strange did happen today." >Penny for her thoughts. "I opened my door after writing some cool bars, and all of a sudden, the door came off its hinge. The whole thing is broken!" >Well, how about that? >Any idea who did it? "No clue. Maybe the security tapes will catch the guy, but, like, it's only a door." >True. "I guess i'll just have to find somewhere else to do my business is private." >lol wut? "Just messin' with ya, dude." >Right, right. >You fist Vinyl before heading back to the dance floor. >It's going to be a long night.   >After what seems like hours, people finally start filing out of the lounge. >Pinkie's crashed on the sofa, and Fluttershy's putting a blanket on her. >Wait, Fluttershy came to the party? >Wow. >Didn't even notice the doormat. >You might as well get going too. >As you head back, you notice Lyra waiting by your hall entrance. >Is she going to open this door for you, too? "There you are! I've been waiting for you." >Well, here you are. >What's she hiding behind her back? "You mean this?" >Lyra smiles and shows you her present. "It's not really from me, actually. It's from... Actually, you can see for yourself." >You take it from her. >It's wrapped in black, with white music notes spread around it. >In white ink, it says 'To Anon.' >Who's it from? "There should be a card in there..." >You unwrap the gift. >It's a CD... >From Octavia... >... "Well, I won't keep you. I'll see you later, Anon." >Yeah, laters. >You go into your dorm with your present. >Spike's already asleep, not even changed into his Pj's. >Poor kid is totally tuckered out. >You put on some headphones and pop in Octavia's CD. >The first track starts to play after a few seconds of silence. >But instead of classical music, you hear her voice instead. "Hello, Anonymous. I hope you haven't forgotten me already. I made you this just in case. Maybe I'll see you soon..." >You can imagine her giving you that cold smile of hers. >You start to drift off as the sweet sounds of a cello reach your ears.   >Merry Christmas.