Title:           CanterU: 47+ Friday
Author:          Kiyo3
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Lv4WMHrg
First Edit:      Sunday 1st of December 2013 04:55:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 1st of December 2013 04:55:33 PM CDT

Welcome to CanterU: Le 36+ Edition
 
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14711884
 
>Last day of classes.
>That's the only thing going through your mind right now.
>Last day of classes.
>...
>HELL YEAH!
>You jump out of bed and into the showers.
"You're in a good mood."
>Damn right, Shining Armor.
>No more school for at least [REDACTED] days.
>And hell, who said you even have to go to class again anyway.
>It's only English and Art History.
>You head back to the room.
>Your phone has been awfully quiet this quarter.
>So much for popularity.
>Spike's up and out.
>Good for him.
>As for you, you've got a whole day of stuff to do.
>Wonderful.
 
A. Food
B. Lounge
C. Girls Hall
D. Class
 
>You're off to see the wizard.
>The wonderful wizard of bananas, pancakes, and other generic breakfast foods.
>The dining hall is...
>... nearly empty.
>People must be leaving early.
>Shame.
>You sort of wish there was some kind of party for the freshman before you left.
>But the only person who could really pull that off is... incapacitated...
>Dammit, Pinkie...
>You find yourself a table and start eating.
>Between bites, you notice Vinyl on line.
>A few people behind her is Redheart and Colgate.
>You haven't seen these guys in a while.
 
A. Music
B. Medics
C. Eat alone
D. Class
 
>You wave at Redheart and Colgate.
>Hopefully they'll come ov-
>They're already at the table...
>Sup, girls?
"Hey Anon! Long time, no see!"
"Yeah, you never come to the hospital anymore."
>These lines are so exchangeable.
>Redgate gives you a hug and sits down next to you.
"So, you see Pinkie yet?"
>Well, yeah.
>Kind of hard to miss that sullen demeanor of hers.
>You really do miss the old Pinkie.
"Well, Pinkamena should be making a full return in personality soon."
>Yeah, right.
>You were only able to make contact with her yesterday.
>If that wasn't trauma, you clearly haven't watched enough SVU.
>As if you had time to watch T.V.. this quarter.
>Colgate giggles.
>Or was it Redheart?
>You're confused.
>So, what's new with them?
"It's been pretty busy. We have to stay in town for the break for the internship."
>That's pretty intense.
>You had a job once.
>You only did it, like, three times, but still, you got paid.
"Aren't you lucky?"
>Colgate twirls some pasta with her fork.
>Pasta for breakfast?
>Yikes.
>They must not have time to relax, do they?
"No way! The hospital has more patients than ever now."
>And you guess that people must be breaking teeth more than usual too?
>Colgate nods.
>Anon knows, he knows.
>How do they relax, if at all?
>Redheart looks at Colgate, causing them both to blush.
>Uh... so...?
"It's nothing. Don't worry about it."
>Interesting.
 
A. Press them
B. Class
C. Gym
D. Girls hall
 
>What's their secret?
>They never seem so pent up from all their work.
>So what is it that keeps them so relaxed?
inb4 spa sisters
>Colgate blushes and looks down.
"Anon, really. It's not..."
"We might as well tell him."
>Redheart gives Colgate the stare.
"Colgate! That's our business!"
"It's not like he'd tell anyone anyway..."
>Redheart gets slightly flustered.
>You have no idea of what's going on.
"Fine. But can we at least go somewhere else? I don't want other people to hear..."
 
>And you somehow wind up in their room.
>It's... nice.
>Plain... but nice.
>The Puritans would've loved this place.
>Now, what did they want to tell you?
>The girls argue between themselves for a second.
>Girls just never can get things done, can they?
"I'll go first, then."
>Redheart takes a breath and looks at Colgate.
"Look, Anon, sometimes people need to have some kind of..."
>Outlet?
"Right. For their needs. It's totally supported by medical data."
>Uh, sure.
>Continue, please.
"Well, since we were so busy, and we lived in the room."
>Redheart looks uncomfortable...
>Good thing Colgate can finish for her.
"We've been screwing each other, Anon."
>...
>Lol wut
>They're serious?
>Redheart blushes, nodding to confirm what Colgate said.
>Wow.
>That's... surprising.
>You never thought those two would be-
"It's not like that, Anon! We're not lesbians."
"Yeah! It was just... um... necessity."
>That's what they're calling it.
 
A. Ask them to prove it
B. Ask for a show
C. Leave
 
>Anon don't judge.
>Chef Boyardee taught you well.
>But just to be sure, maybe they can prove it.
"Prove... what?"
>That they don't swing that way.
"Wait, how?"
>You have an idea...
>You study the two of them for a moment.
>Definitely Redheart.
>You go up to her and pull her in for a kiss.
>inb4 no no Anon rapey no
>Redheart pushes away from you after a few seconds.
"Wait, Anon. Aren't you with Applejack."
>Was no one informed of your single status?
>Apparently no one checked your Facebook.
>As if you've used Facebook in the last month.
>For her information, no, you're not.
"Oh... um... are you sure you want to-"
"C'mere, you..."
>Colgate takes your hand and kisses you.
>Oh, two for the price of nothing.
>CU is best brothel.
>Tom Cruise is totally jealous.
>But all this switching between girls is risky business.
>Why not both?
>You kiss Redheart again as you use your other hand to play with Colgate's boobs.
>Sorta remind of... Twilight's?
>You switch it up.
>Everyone wants some of the Anon fire.
>Redheart sends you to the bed.
>You start undressing as you watch Redheart and Colgate get closer.
>And closer.
>And closer.
>And...
>Contact.
>Apparently it's dinner and a show.
>Better than the dining hall.
>Are they sure they're not lesbians?
"We've just... gotten really good at it."
>Double nice.
>Redheart breaks from Colgate's grasp and goes over to you.
"We did forget about you, Anon."
>You hoped so.
>Redheart kisses you as she positions your cock.
>Well, what about-
>Colgate has the answer.
>The dentist-in-training positions herself over your face.
>No... one your face.
>You've never been one for cunnilingus.
>Is this bad for your teeth?
"Anon, do something!"
>Your tongue obliges while your dick gets pounded on.
>Redheart's going pretty fast.
"Ohh... Anon..."
>She's pretty close.
"Wait, what about... unnh... my turn?"
>Right, right.
>You feel your dick exposed to air...
>And... what feels like a mouth on your dick.
>Colgate's prepping for procedure.
>Redheart kisses you and takes over Colgate's position.
>Colgate slides onto you, "eep"ing a little as you enter.
>You don't know why, but you knew she'd be the looser of the two.
>inb4 naughty nurses
"Agh... Anon! I'm getting close!"
>You feel Redheart give an exasperated yelp before collapsing on your chest.
>Maybe if you lick hard enough, she'll get off your face.
"Annh.... Me too!"
>Colgate tightens up around you.
>As tight as loose can get, that is.
>What about you?
>Blue balls can't keep happening...
>Redheart smiles.
>So does Colgate.
>One guess to which one has the better teeth.
>The girls double-team your dick, one for balls, one for shaft.
>Hopefully their evasiveness doesn't go up as-
>Too late.
>They look good in white.
>Colgate giggles as Redheart goes in for another kiss.
"So... did we prove it?"
>Eh, more or less.
>You might have to go again, just to be sure.
>Redheart rolls her eyes as Colgate pulls up next to you.
"Finally, a real man. Redheart's fingers never worked."
"Hey!"
>You talk the long walk back to the dorms.
>That was... productive.
>Dinner and a show never disappoints.
>You catch up to Rainbow Dash, who's most likely coming from the gym.
>With Derpy.
>inb4 glo-
*glomp* "Hey Anon! What's up?"
>Nothing much.
>You just lost feeling in your ribcage, but that's okay.
>Derpy giggles while Rainbow drinks some more protein.
"No class today, dude?"
>You're too cool for school.
"Yeah, right."
>Derpy giggles again.
>How utterly childish.
>It's not like she likes you or any-
>Wait, never mind.
 
A. Walk with them
B. Dorm
C. Lounge
D. Outside
 
>You might as well join them.
>Where are they headed anyway?
"Back to the girls hall. I need to get a few things."
>Makes sense.
>Derpy orbits close to you as you walk.
>So, what's she been up to?
"Not much. Just finishing the classes and going to the gym."
>Good for her.
>It's probably for the best to avoid the topic she wants to talk about.
>That might be a very unpleasant ride for both of you.
"It wasn't so bad last time though."
>Yeah, but she was a virgin...
>Lol like Twilight.
"What?"
>Nothing, nothing.
>Rainbow gives you the stare as she opens the hall.
>What?
"Nothing, dude."
>Rainbow goes into her room, giving you a glimpse of Winona as the door closes.
>Fluttershy must be planning to keep the dog.
>Or put her in the pound.
>Or eat her.
>Did you mention Fluttershy is Chinese?
She isn't
>You walk Derpy to her door.
"So... um... do you want to come in?"
>She twirls her hair in a popular-girl kind of way.
>It just hits her in the face.
>Ponytails: the attempt to be sexy.
 
A. Go in
B. Rainbow
C. Rarity
D. Pinkie
 
>You might as well.
>Classes are done, and there's not much else to do.
>You take a seat on Derpy's bed as she goes into the bathroom.
"So, have you talked to Applejack?"
>About...?
"Seeing other people?"
>Uh, yeah.
>Not that Derpy would be interested in that at all.
"And what'd she say?"
>Just that it's okay.
>She was a little hurt, but she understood.
>Derpy nods, clearly trying to hide a smile.
>You know, Derpy could just be honest with you.
"But... um... I already was. I told you that I... um..."
>She blushes again.
>That she liked you?
>She nods.
>How... obnoxiously cute.
>Derpy moves a little closer to you.
"So... now that you're here..."
>Oh god, she's gonna eat you!
 
A. Bizness
B. Business
C. Leave
 
>Nah.
>You mean, she will.
>It's more like swallowing, in her case.
>You lean in and kiss her.
>It was supposed to be a soft kiss, until she pulled you in for me.
>Derpy...
"S-sorry! I just... really... um..."
>You kiss her again to calm her down.
>Or at least keep her quiet for a little longer.
>You play with her boobs a little bit.
>Not as aerodynamic as Dashie, but it'll do.
>What about her roommate?
"Cloud Kicker? I... I'm not sure, actually."
>You gotta make this quick then.
 
>So quick, you didn't even get to finish.
"I-I could take care of that for you..."
>She's gotten much better at giving head.
>Who's she been seeing?
"I... um... I've been practicing on my flute."
>She plays the flute?
"No... it was a joke from..."
>You've seen American Pie before.
>Nice attempt at pop culture though.
>She'll get it eventually.
>Derpy goes at it for a while.
>What's taking so long?
"S-sorry, Anon..."
>You're just here for the ride.
>And it's gettin-
*slam*
>You turn and see Cloud Kicker locking the door behind her.
>Maybe she hasn't notice-
*pop* "Hey Derpy. Hi..."
>A-Anon.
"Anon. Right."
>Cloud Kicker goes over to her bed and takes out her phone.
"Don't mind me. I'm only here for a few minutes."
 
A. Ask her to join
B. Leave
C. Keep at it
 
>Would Cloud Kicker...
>Like to join?
*pop*
>Derpy looks at you, shocked.
>Or hurt.
>Probably both.
>Cloud Kicker keeps chewing her gum, looking at her phone.
"Are you serious?"
>Uh, sorta...
>You're close, but fingering is still an option, right?
"I dunno. What would my boyfriend think?"
>Oh, damn.
>The boyfriend card.
>Well, this was fun, Derpy.
>But the awkward level in the room is at lethal levels.
>You give Derpy a kiss before heading for the door.
"Wait, Anon! Can I see you again?"
>Like, before the quarter ends?
"Yeah?"
>Probably.
>You kiss her again before leaving.
 
A. Rarity
B. Pinkie
C. Rainbow
D. Dorm
 
>You should check on Rarity.
>Because art students have it hard.
>Being poor and everything.
No offense SB
>You knock on her door.
"Who is it?"
>Oh, Twilight's here.
>Sup, girl.
"Anon! Hi!"
>She hugs you and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek, blushing the whole time.
>You thought you left Derpy in the other room?
"Who's Derpy?"
>Nevermind.
>You sit on Twilight's bed, with her following suit.
>What's she doing?
"I was just playing some League."
>She leagues?
>Of course she does.
>You vaguely recall Spike mentioning that before.
"You play too, right?"
>A little.
>You've been to busy gaining to be working on that neckbeard status.
"Do you... want to play a little bit?"
>Hmm...
>The best cure for blue balls is league.
>Redheart would back you up on that medically.
>Why not?
>You take the laptop that you were totally carrying around in your bag the whole day and log in.
>Twilight smiles as you join.
>What?
"It's... It's nothing."
>Just play the game, girl.
>Play the game....
>Of love.
 
End Day 47+
 
End Day 47+
 
Medical rapport up!
Derpy rapport up!
Twilight rapport up!
 
Colgate and Redheart are totally not lesbians [anymore]
You sexed Derpy; Got blueballed by Cloud Kicker
Rainbow is suspicious