Title: CanterU: 42+ Sunday Author: Kiyo3 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/eLJFvH1s First Edit: Monday 11th of November 2013 09:09:37 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 11th of November 2013 09:09:37 PM CDT Welcome to CanterU: The Final 8+   The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3 Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14411950   "Anon, wake up!" >Wha-what? "Anon, help me!" >You get up. >For some reason, you're lying on grass. >And Rainbow Dash is being carried away by a rather large man. >Is that Blueblood? >God dammit... "Anon, help!" >Rainbow doesn't usually ask for help. >Something's off. >Other than the fact that Blueblood's back. "Anon!"   A. Explore B. Help Rainbow   >You slowly get up and start running after Rainbow. >Rainbow and her captor disappear over a hill. >O...K... >You run up, and see an endless world of grass. >Uh, what? >Oh, right. >You're still asleep. >Makes as much sense as Rainbow asking for help. >You look around for Rainbow, but she's gone. >Dream Rainbow can probably handle herself. >You start to look around. >As you walk, the ground gets slightly... awkward. >Like, dimensionally awkward. >Things start shifting and turning pink. >Wait, pink? >The ground starts moving up, taking you with it. >It forms a head... >Pinkie's head. "Hiya Nonny!" >Oh, hey Pink- "A... Anon...?" >Pinkie changes into her most recent appearance... >Damn your subconscious. >Pinkamena grabs you with her fingers and starts lifting you up. >To her mouth. >Wait, don'- >Well, now you know why they call it a cold sweat. >You roll out of bed and gather your things. >Spike's already out and about. >Probably. >What time is it anyway? >Almost 12:00 >You've never really been a light sleeper.   A. Sleep more B. Food C. Shower   >You need to relax. >Dreams are so... odd >You could ask a girl what it means, but they'd probably tell you about your horoscope. >You grab your shower stuff and go off. >Shining Armor's inside. >Weird how you almost never see him outside the shower room. "Hey Anon. What's good?" >You fist him hard and pick a shower head. "That was a nice party Thursday, am I right?" >He's right. >You thought it was really fun. >Manhunt was definitely the highlight of the evening. "Where did you hide anyway?" >In the trees, man. >Their in the trees... "That's smart. I told the guys to look up, but I guess, like, human nature or something." >Cadance would probably know about that. "Cadance? You know Cadance?" >Yeah. >She's really cool. >Knowledgeable. >Heart of gold. >.The works. "Dude, I've been dating her for, like, a week now." >Seriously? >Good for him. >Twilight's nice, but the clingyness would kill you. "Yeah... Twilight's been watching me." >Stalking the better word? "Yeah..." >He should talk to her. "I asked Cadance. She said Twilight would get over it eventually, or find someone else." >You'd help him, but you're occupied with your own relationship troubles. "Trouble in Appledise?" >Sorta. >You have an open relationship now. >Or you're not together anymore. >It's something. >But Applejack seems reluctant to let you go. >He nods and washes out his hair. "Well, if you need help, just shoot me a text. Or, better yet, Cadance. She's always good with this stuff." >You'll keep it in mind. >Shining leaves just as you start rinsing your hair. >Maybe you should talk to Applejack. >Because, like, Anon handles his problems on his own. >But you're friends are always willing to help. >... >You'll keep it in mind. >You gather your stuff together and head back to the room. >Quick change! >Now you're ready to go. >As you walk into the lobby, you spot Octavia and Lyra talking. >And you're phone starts vibrating. Twilight: Final on Tuesday. Physics. >She's totally nervous.   A. Study B. Octi/Lyra C. Gym   >You wave to Octavia and Lyra as you head off. >You can talk to them later. >But right now, you really should study for physics. >You walk up to the girls hall, but... >Wait, Lyra was just with Octavia... >Are you locked out? Twilight (Open Girls door?): Give me a minute >You wait outside for five. >At that point, Lyra's already appeared. >Ready for her to do her job? "Hey Anon. Weren't you just in the lobby?" >Wasn't she? "True." >She opens it for you. >Twilight's door isn't even cracked. >You open it slowly. >Purple Smart is reading a book at the desk, flipping through the pages so fast Sanic would be jealous. >Uh, hey? >She turns around. >Dem dark circles... "Oh, hi Anon. I was... I was just about to get you the door... I mean open the door for you." >Uh, right... >You look at the bed. >The sheets look so neat and clean. >In other words, untouched. >Has she been sleeping? "Of course I have. The body needs sleep." >You push a paper off her bed. >Could she pick that up for you? >Twilight reaches over for it, causing her chair to tip over. >You grab it before she falls. >Twilight... "W-what? I need to study, Anon. I'm worried..." >About? "Finals. What if I don't do good?" >She's Twilight Sparkle. >When has she ever done terribly? "I... I could do better..." >You're sorry that a 4.0 GPA isn't good enough for her. "But Anon, what if I fail?" >She won't. >If she did, you'd be the queen of hearts. >She's read Through the Looking Glass, right? >Probably... >You take her in her arms and carry her over to her bed. "A-Anon, I really need to study..." >Nope. >Health comes first. >You know a certain intern who could back you up on that. >You roll the sheets back and tuck her in. "Anon, I-" >Shh... >No tears. >Only dreams now. >Quite literally a few seconds later, Twilight's asleep. >Either Rarity's been giving her acting lessons, or she really was that tired. >Imagine if you hadn't gone back out to study... >Freshman: Death by studying. >Classic headlines. >You quietly close the door behind you. "Oh, Anonymous!" >Rarity? >Hey girl, what's up. >She notices your cat-like stance. "Why are you sneaking off? What were you doing in there?" >Nothing at all... >Just helping Twilight with something. "Oh, okay then." >Rarity goes to open the door. >Oh, and one more thing... >She's really tired. "You must've been extremely busy in there..." >She gives a wink and heads inside. >Weird...   A. Pinkamena B. Rain and Shyne C. Dorm D. Gym   >You head over to Rainbow's. >Is she in? "Anon? That you, dude?" >Yep, she's here. >You hear footsteps and a few barks. "Alright, I heard you the first time..." >Rainbow opens the door. >Just a long shirt. >Late night? "Yeah. There was a party last night for the soccer team." >Wait, and you weren't invited? "It was strictly the soccer team. One of the players was in a sorority, one thing led to another..." >Oh, you get it. >Just make sure that you get invited next time, okay Rainbow? "Sure thing, dude." >You lets you inside. >She just got up. "Yeah. The dog barking about something. Probably food." >Yeah, dogs are pretty annoying. "You don't have to live with one..." >Right... >Fluttershy still doesn't want to give her away, does she? "Not at all. She starts tearing up even thinking about that sorta thing." >Dammit Fluttershy. >She's only gonna get herself in more trouble...   A. Bizness B. Business C. Dog D. Leave   >You take a seat on her bed. >Rainbow heads into the bathroom. >She comes out a few minutes later, reeking of strawberries and minty freshness. >Morning breath: resolved. "So, you talk to Applejack yet?" >Not at all. >She probably isn't even coming to CU today. >Spending her weekends working the farm... >That's admirable. Yet she's called worst pone "I wish I could help her, y'know? But the money..." >Hey, she's making it. >You're just glad she can stay for the rest of the quarter. "Yeah." >Rainbow shuffles her feet a little. "So, who's helping you out?" >With... Applejack? "No, dude. I mean, with, like..." >She points down. >Is your fly open? >No. >Oh, wait... >Helping you with THAT? >Rainbow laughs. "What else, dude? It's not like you're getting any from Applejack anymore." >True... "How are you getting your relief, nowadays?" >You... had an experience on Friday... "Wait, what? Really?" >Yeah. "Who was it?" >It was Femmy. "Who?" >She's an old friend who visited for the game on Friday. "I think Applejack mentioned something about her." >Seriously? >Apparently Femmy's hints about Applejack weren't in vain. "You should really be careful with who you do stuff with, Anon. Applejack might be... y'know..." >What? "Nothing..." >She looks down, but then gives you that infamously sly smile. "So, who else you bang?" >No one else, really. >Sure, some people have been on your mind- "Oh really? Like who?" >Like that's her bizness. "C'mon dude. Tell me." >Your mind flashes back to some time ago. >Back when you fingered Rainbow... "W-what?" >Why not Rainbow? >She did say she was into the idea of Friends-With-Benefits. >You get up slowly. "Well, yeah. I'm not against it, but still..." >You walk towards her. >You and Rainbow could always do stuff, right? >Rainbow blushes, and punches your arm. "Anon... really... I don't thin-" >She doesn't say another word. >Or rather, she can't. >Because it's hard talking when someone's kissing you. >You run your fingers through her hair as you take in that strawberry scent. >Jesus, Fem- Rainbow... >Rainbow wraps one arm around you, but the other arm presses against your chest. >*pushes. >She... doesn't want it? >You stop for a moment. "Anon, I... look, we should talk about this..."   A. Listen B. Keep going C. Leave   >What's wrong, gurl? "Dude, I'm not against us... you know..." >She blushes again. >Who knew she'd be like Fluttershy when it comes to this stuff? "Shut up. I'm not like her at all..." >She forgot to say baka. >But, really, continue. "Look, before we do anything like this, I think you should really clear things up with Applejack." >Wait, what? >Why? "Because she still loves you, dude. Even though it's open or whatever you two are now, she still wants to wait for you." >But you told her that it wouldn't work for that long. >Waiting a whole quarter... >That's what she wants? "I don't know, dude. Maybe. All I know is that she still wants you." >AJ's not willing to move on, is she? >Rainbow shakes her head. "It looks that way..." >Applejack... >You gather your stuff and head towards the door. "Wait, Anon." >Yeah, Rainbow? "Just try not to be such a dick about it, okay?" >Okay, mom. >Rainbow fists you and sends you on your way. >Well, it wasn't a complete waste...   A. Another room B. Food C. Outside D. Other GH   >You head out to the dining hall. >Hunger is always the enemy. >You join the line of your fellow students. >Bananas: check >Milk: check >Cereal: wynaut? >You take a seat at an empty table. >Edgy and alone. >Since when did CU become high school? "Hey, you! You're eating alone?" >Who's that? "Derpy, silly. Who else?" >You feel familiar arms smother you in a hug. >She takes a seat next to you. "Did you see the game on Friday?" >Yeah. >Derpy did really well, no lie. >She blushes a little bit. "Thanks, Anon." >She takes a sip of her lemonade. >Yfw lemonade in Fall. "I didn't see you at the after party, though..." >You were... preoccupied. "Oh yeah? With what?" >You were helping a friend get some relief. >That's your story, and you're sticking to it. "Well, I've missed you. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever." >Well, yeah. >Anon cannot please all his wenches. "Er, right."   A. Business B. Gym C. Dorm   >Derpy takes one of your bananas and peels it open. >Hey, that's your foo- >Well, you can't complain with her sucking on it. >That's a weird way to eat a banana, but hey... >Dinner and a show. >#collegelife >Derpy laughs and bites down on the fruit. >You cringe slightly. "So, you have any plans for the day?" >You pick up your fork. >Or, you try to... >HNNNGH! >You can't... You can't do it... >You should visit the gym. "Oh, really? I was headed there too." >Shocker. >You throw out the rest of your food. >Those children in Africa can go through your garbage if they're starving so much. >Derpy runs along beside you as you head to the gym. "Ready to go?" >Ready as you'll ever be.   "One more, Anon! Let's go!" >You manage not to pop a muscle or two and put the weight back. >Man, you needed this. "Good job, Anon!" >She slaps your sweat covered back. >Derpy did pretty good, too. "Showers?" >Yep. >The two of you head downstairs. >She puts a towel up to cover herself as she strips down. >You thought she'd WANT you to see her naked... >But beggars can't be choosers, right? >Or something like that. "See you in a bit, Anon..." >She heads into the girls shower. >You do likewise, but for the opposite gender. >Still colder than the 9th circle of hell.   A. Girls shower B. Listen through the wall C. Shower alone   >You turn the shower to it's hottest setting. >The icicles on your body haven't started melting though... >Only one thing can make this shower worthwhile... >You press your ear against the wall dividing the shower rooms. >It's amazing how you haven't picked up an ear infection yet. >So, what's Derpy doing...? "...should just tell him how I feel, but..." >Static. >Really, wall static? >Besides the fact Derpy's talking to herself.. wtf? >You tune back in. "...sure, he's with her, but still..." >She sounds conflicted. "...and the look, and you've changed so much. Why can't you tell..." >Hmm... >It doesn't take detective mode to figure out who she's talking about. >But she knows Applejack and you are... >No longer "together"...   A. Shower B. Go over there C. Leave   >This frozen water is too much to bare. >You turn it off and head out. >Surely Derpy won't mind a shower partner. >You knock on the girls' door. "Anon, you want in?" >Sure. "They still didn't fix the A.C.?" >Uh... no. >No they did not. >Derpy opens the door, keeping her eyes shut. >As if she didn't want this package anyway... "Why can't you ever use your own shower room?" >Because you miss Derpy too much. "S-Shut up..." >You can't miss that blush. >You take a bar of soap and get to scrubbing. >Gotta get clean. >Derpy's glances make it harder to keep everything... private. >Can't she just admit that she likes you or something? >Nah, that'd be no fun. >Teasing her about it is the Anon way. >Or at least letting her emotions get the best of her. >How... cruel.   A. business B. bizness C. leave   >You move a little closer to Derpy. >Those nicely placed soap bubbles are pretty helpful. "Anon, what are you doing?" >Moving closer. >Obviously. "D-Do you mind? I'm trying to shower here..." >Nope. >And that wasn't a real complaint. >Her eyes were... eyeing your soap covered dick the whole time. >Probably since she can't stare at your ass anymore. "S-Shut up. I wasn't s-staring..." >Yes she was. >You move a little closer to Derpy. "Y'know, I might just have to take that thing, if you keep messin' with me." >Take your thing? >That sounds... semi-pleasurable... "That's not what I meant... I... uh... dammit, I'm no good at flirting." >You laugh and rinse off. >She doesn't need to try flirting. >She could always just, like, be honest with herself. "About... you?" >Uh... sure. >Just do whatever she feels is right. >Maybe the answer will come from that... "I... uh..." >She moves in close. "Anon... I... um..." >The words never come out. >Putting her lips on yours is good enough. >It's... pretty passionate. >You can feel her longing... >And if this is how she wants to express it, then so be it, >You pull her in closer and continue the kiss. >Surprisingly, she breaks first. "Anon, I... I'm sorry! I know you're with AJ, and... and..." >She grabs her stuff and runs. >Christ...   A. After Derpy B. Dorm C. Food D. Jerk it   >You grab a towel and dry off. >You can't let Derpy get to far. >You throw it into tour bag and out on some shorts. >Screw the shirt. >Upstairs and to the lobby... >Anyone see a girl, about yea tall, blonde hair, weird eyes...? "I think she was heading to the girls dorms." >Thank you, random citizen. >You run on over. >Lyra's there. >Totally unexpected... >Didn't you just see... screw it. >Open, now, please! "Okay, okay!" >Did Derpy run by here? "Uh, I think so..." >Thanks. >You head on over to Derpy's room. >The door's slightly open. >You can see her on the bed, face buried in pillows. >Derpy...   A. go inside B. another room C. dorm   >Screw knocking. >Derpy, you'r- >You dodge a pillow. >That was close. "A-Anon, just... just go away!" >You can't just leave her like this. >It's sorta your fault for instigating it... "No, Anon. This is... it's my fault." >Why would she say that? "I... You told me that Applejack was the one you wanted, that I could find someone else..." >She could. >They wouldn't be as amazing as you, granted... >Derpy wipes a tear. "That's exactly it, Anon... There isn't anybody else." >C'mon, Derpy, there's gotta be at least on- "It's not even about my eyes anymore, Anon. Guys just don't like me... And you're always there, and all that stuff from before..." >You hand her a tissue. "Anon, I-I really tried. I tried to stop liking you, really. But you're just so... There's really no one else I ever liked so much." >She puts on a smile, shining through the tears. "I mean, I really thought changing my attitude and working out would get you to like me, but... I-I guess I was wrong..." >You hand her another tissue. >She needs it.   A. comfort her B. bizness c. leave   >You move in close to Derpy and kiss her. >Derpy... needs a release. >Eapecially from her feelings for you. >Maybe you can... help her along... >You put your arms around her and keep going. >She doesn't stop you this time. >Maybe because of her feelings, maybe because she's so mixed up inside she can't. >Hell, maybe even both. >But you'll do your best to make her forgetfor a minute. >You break the kiss and look at Derpy. >She's a little shocked. >Definitely surprised. >And the blushing is super cute. >Kawaii-boner induced. Oni-chan! "A-Anon... what're doing? What about Applejack?" >You're not with her anymore? >Derpy's eyes glow, and for a split second, you see her smile. "R-really?" >Yeah. >Things are a little complicated now... "I'm... I'm sorry to hear that..." >It's okay. >It's not like it's Derpy's fault or anything. mfw Derpy's family owns the bank >You go in for another kiss, but Derpy stops you this time. "A-Anon, do you... do you really want me? Do you like me an' everything?" >You... uh...   A. Yes B. No C. Maybe   >S-Sorta... >Derpy's really cute and fun to hang out with. >But you're not so sure she's the kind of girl you'd date. >i.e. your type. "Oh..." >Derpy looks down to the floor. >Hey, don't be like that. >You'd still love to do this with her. "Do... what?" >You give her another kiss. >It's just you and Derpy. >That's what she wanted, right? >She blushes and looks at her feet. "So... um... what now, Anon?" >Well, that sports bra could come off... >Derpy smiles and blushes a little more. >You help her take it off. >She sorta covers herself as you do it. >You've seen her boobs before. >Like, 10 minutes ago. "I know, b-but... still... I..." >You kiss her again and grab her tits. >She gives a little squeal as you do it. >Boner 30% >Derpy lets your hands move a little lower. >Lower... >Lower... "A-Anon..." >You keep the kiss going. >Derpy's getting into it. "A-Anon, can I... um..." >Yeah? "Can I s-suck..." >She can't even get the words out. >Either inexperienced, or just really cute. >You get on the bed while Derpy gets into position. >She's done this before, right? "I... um... sure..." >This should be fun. >Derpy licks the head a few times before taking the whole thing in her mouth. >It's actually decent. >Considering it's her first time st all. >Hopefully she doesn't start deep-throating... >A few minutes later, she starts taking off her shorts >Is she ready? "I think so." >She sounds determined. >Boner 70% >She holds your dick up so she can slide down. >Easy there, girl. "Ah..." >This isn't her first time too, is it? >Derpy winces as she slides your dick in, nodding slightly. >Oh wow... >She takes it slow at first, breathing heavily as she gets used to new sensations. >Hopefully you're not hurting her. >Because you care about your partner's body, apparently. >Derpy shakes her head. >You're doing something right. >Soon she starts moving faster, her body starting to match your movements. >Not much work for you to do, but still... >Derpy leans against your chest with her hands, letting her hips do the work. >She's gotten... surprisingly good at this... "I... ohh... I have... a great part...partner..." >You can feel her getting tighter. >Or maybe that's just you. >You're getting close... "A-Anon, I... I..." >You bring Derpy in for a kiss as you pull out. >Don't want any cross-eyed babies. >You break the kiss, only to see tears coming from her face. >Not again... "Sorry Anon. I... I just..." >She hugs you and gives you another kiss. "Thank you, Anon."   End Day 42+   End Day 42+   >Derpy's sure you can stay the night? "Yeah. Cloud Kicker is out at a party... I think." >"I think" >Probably better for you to go back to your own dorm. "Are you sure?" >Positively positive. >Derpy gives you a kiss as you head out the door. "I'll... I'll see you tomorrow, alright?" >Nothing clingy detected. >You'll text her later.   Derpy rapport up! Rainbow rapport up! Twilight rapport up!   Twilight's stressed Rainbow is slightly interested... You sexed Derpy