Title:           CanterU: 26+ Friday
Author:          Kiyo3
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wf6mFBVd
First Edit:      Sunday 13th of October 2013 02:21:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 13th of October 2013 02:21:05 PM CDT

Welcome to CanterU: The 3rd Birthday+ Edition!
 
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13984903
 
>Warmth next to you.
>You snuggle against it.
>So does your dick.
>Hurray for morning wood.
"Quit pokin' me, Anon..."
>You're just doing it in the wrong place.
>Otherwise she'd enjoy it.
>You kiss Applejack and roll out of her bed.
>So nice to sleep with other people.
"Want some breakfast in a few minutes?"
>Sure.
>You wouldn't miss her cooking for the world.
>A few minutes later, you're dressed and walking with AJ to the lounge.
>Something feels really nice about today.
>Like nothing can mess it up.
>Once you get inside, your greeted with purple streamers in the face.
>Now you know how Applejack feels every night...
>Minus the purple part...
"Oh, i'm so sorry Anon. I was just setting this up..."
>It's okay Rarity.
>The lounge is looking good.
>Twilight's party is going to be a smash.
>Applejack heads to the only part of the kitchen not covered in glitter.
"Applejack, are you still baking for tonight."
"'Course Ah am. Anythin' for a friend."
>That's your girl.
>You brush some purple glitter off the couch and sit down.
>This should be a fun day.
 
A. Applejack
B. Rarity
 
>Rarity's attaching some streamers to the ceiling.
>That step-ladder looks a little-
"Whoa!"
>You grab a hold of Rarity's step-ladder.
>That was close...
"Oh, thank you Anon. That could have been-"
>Close?
>You already said that.
>Does she need help?
"Yes, of course."
>She hands you a box of purple glitter.
"Could you spread this around? I don't think there's enough of it..."
>You look around the purple wonderland that was once the lounge.
>Purple mountains majesty...
>But hey, it's Rarity's party plan.
>You take a few handfuls and scatter them around.
>The lounge does look pretty awesome.
>Purple and rose colors dance across your field of vision.
>Streamers fill the air, and some presents are already stacked in the corner.
>Great job Rarity.
>She smiles at you and looks around.
"I'll admit, I never really had any experience planning a party, and I think I could have done better, but it's a pretty good first try."
>You concur.
>Seems easier than dressmaking.
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Applejack
 
"Anon, come over here for a sec?"
>Sure thing, Applejack.
>She's hard at work making your food.
>Good girl right here.
"Ah'm tryin' to find some cinnamon. Can ya find me some?"
>You'll try.
>Not in the cupboard... not in the pantry...
>How hard is it to find cinnamon?
>Maybe Rarity knows where it is?
"Cinnamon? Oh yes, I have it right here."
>She pulls some out of her bag.
>And she just carries Cinnamon with her wherever she goes?
"No, I was using it for a cooking class. It's always fun to try new things."
>Yfw Applejack never needed a class.
>You hand it off to Applejack.
"Thanks Anon."
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Relax and wait
 
>Anything else AJ needs?
"Naw, Ah'm good fer now."
>Great.
>You look over at the recipe book.
>What's Applejack gonna make for tonight anyway?
"Ah don't know. Probably fritters, Apple pie..."
>You've tasted her apple pie.
>It's delicious.
>Applejack kisses you and laughs.
"I can't really taste that good..."
>Don't knock it till she tries it.
>Anyway, no cake?
"'Course there's gonna be cake. Ah just have'ta decide what kind..."
>Maybe you can take care of that part.
"You? Really?"
>Sure.
>You've baked cakes before.
>You can definitely do it without burning the place down again.
"Again?"
>Your mind goes back to a time when you and Femmy tried to cook in Home Ec...
>Yeah...
>Nevermind.
>You'll take care of it.
"Thanks Anon. Ah didn't know if Ah had time to really do it..."
>No problem.
>You go back to the couch.
>You never noticed it before, but you've definitely seen it in a few videos online...
>Weird.
>You check through your phone.
Derpy: Hang out tonight?
>Actually...
Derpy (Birthday party. Want to come?): Sure :)
>That's better.
>You're sure Rainbow will remind her.
"Soup's on, ya'll."
>Awesome.
>After a great breakfast and some witty banter, you're on your way.
>It's 9:00.
>Do you know where your kids are?
>Definitely not in class, shaming famiry.
 
A. Class
B. Dorm
C. Outside
 
>English.
>Do you want to?
>No.
>But you're paying for school anyway.
>You head to class.
>Rainbow is there waiting for you.
"'Sup bro?"
>Nothing much.
>Just getting ready for Twilight's party, pushing away Rarity's advances, sexing Applejack.
>The usual.
>Rainbow laughs and opens her books.
"Sounds like fun."
>You open your books too.
>Gotta pretend like you actually do work in this class.
"Y'know, I still gotta get her a present."
>Likewise.
>Hey, can she remind Derpy later?
"Derpy's coming?"
>She's supposed too.
"Awesome."
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Class
 
>You actually feel the need to focus today.
>English might actually be interesting.
>It isn't.
>Class goes by pretty fast though.
>That's a plus.
"Hey, want to go shop for Twilight's present together?"
>Sure.
>When's Rainbow free?
"I have a few classes. I'll text you when i'm done."
>Cool.
>You fist her and head out to Art History.
>Rarity's there, but no Spike.
>How... interchangeable depressing...
>Those two need to work shit out.
"Yoo-hoo, Anon!"
>She pats your chair as you walk over to her.
>It's not like you would've sat anywhere else.
>Did she finish the room?
"Yes. All that I need to do now is take care of the invitations, and make sure that Twilight doesn't find out."
>Sounds like a lot.
"It is, but Twilight is such a good friend. She deserves this."
>How generous of her.
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Class
 
>Class goes by fast.
>Rarity doesn't say much.
>Except when you ask her to translate the art house gibberish the teacher says.
>This class...
>Soon, you're free.
>Finally free...
>... at page 15
"Make sure you're at the party by 8 Anon."
>Perfect.
>That gives you plenty of time to goof off.
 
A. Girls hall
B. Dorm
C. Food
 
>You gotta check on your bitches.
>Bitches love bitches.
>Speaking of bitches loving bitches...
>How's Fluttershy doing?
>Lyra opens the girls hall for you.
>Smooth sailing from here.
>Fluttershy's door is open.
>Perfect.
>Heelllooo nur-
>Oh, it's Rainbow Dash.
>Naked.
>Don't these girls now how to use their closet or bathrooms?
"Anon, what're you doing here? Knock much?"
>Lock the door when changing much?
>Rainbow doesn't seem all that mad though.
>More like, laughing.
"Whatever. You looking for something?"
 
A. The Dog
B. Rainbow (Bizness)
C. Leave before the spaget starts
 
>You just came in to-
*bark-bark*
>Oh, right.
>The dog.
>How does Rainbow deal with it everyday?
"Fluttershy's dog? I'm okay with it. As long as it doesn't bite me or lick me when I sleep."
>That's the only issue?
>What about the barking?
"She only barks when Fluttershy isn't here."
>Strange...
>How is the old dog doing anyway?
>You open the closet door.
>The dog comes out and barks happily, wagging its tail.
>She seems really happy.
>Why is it that when Fluttershy's here, it all changes?
"I don't know bro. Fluttershy seems like she actually cares for her..."
>Weird.
>You'd need to see her caretaking in action.
>In the meantime...
>You just realized that you've been talking to a naked girl this whole time.
>One who doesn't mind...
>This is just like that time at band camp-
>No, this is like when Rarity did the same thing...
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Leave
 
>Well, this isn't awkward at all...
>And the fact that it isn't sort of bothers you.
>Rainbow is too much of a bro to really try anything with, even if she said she'd be down for that.
>And plus, Applejack is always there for you, sexually and non-sexually.
>And it's not like you have problems in the relationship.
>You might even l-
>lo-
>like her alot.
>So... yeah.
>Later Rainbow.
"Later bro."
>She fists you as you head on out.
"And don't forget, shopping later."
>Totally.
>Well, you're in the girls hall.
>Might as well find someone interesting-
>...Something interesting to do.
 
A. Applejack
B. Twi & Rarara
C. Derpy's new room
 
>What's Applejack up to?
>You open her door.
>Maybe she's naked too...
>Behind door number 2 is...
>A fully clothed Applejack, reading a book.
>Damn shame...
>Clothes...
"Hey there Anon. What's going on?"
>Not much.
>Just visiting a few friends and stuff.
>Always good to do that.
>Especially if their naked...
"Naked? Now what would ya want that fer?"
>Wait, you don't-
>Applejack's already undoing her buttons.
>No problem detected.
"Ah can always take care of them urges, you know..."
>It's not like you've been tempted by the other girls here.
>Definitely not Derpy.
>Or Rarity.
>Or Fluttershy, who's clearly asking for it.
>Or even... Pinkie.
>But still, Applejack always remains top of your list.
>She kisses you and starts undoing your zipper.
"Ah'm glad that Ah am..."
>Minutes later, the two of you are collapsed on the bed.
>Sex and dating.
>This could work.
>Applejack looks over at the clock, and suddenly jumps out of bed.
"Ah gotta go make that cake now!"
>She kisses you and runs out of the room.
>Sweet Apple Pie.
>You stay in her bed, checking your phone.
Rainbow: Ready to go?
>Yep.
>You throw your clothes on and head over to Rainbow's room.
>Knock first.
>She opens the door.
>Is her entire wardrobe running jackets and sports bras?
>You can't complain.
"Let's go!"
>You soon find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.
>The town isn't that crowded now, so that's good.
"So what're we getting her?"
 
A. Book store
B. Record shop
C. Clothes store
 
>Maybe you can get her a book?
"A book? What're you, an egghead?"
>No.
>But she is.
"True. But that's why she needs something more exciting... Like a-"
>Owl?
"No. Why'd you say that?"
>It just came to mind.
"Whatever bro. I'm going in there. I'll meet you back here in 10."
>Sure.
>This couldn't possibly take long.
>You head into the book store.
>Mostly college kids checking out textbooks.
>No surprises there.
>You look through the aisles.
>Political History... Fictional Math... Frictional Math... Duck Anatomy...
>This is getting you no where.
>You turn to check another aisle.
>Oh, hey.
>It's Luna.
 
A. Luna
B. Hoof it alone
C. Leave for another store
 
>You never thought of Luna as the quiet bookstore type.
>Ok, you did.
>But still, how convenient that the sister of Twilight's lesbian crush is here.
>Sup Luna?
"Oh, hello Anon. What're you doing here?"
>Just looking for a gift for Twilight.
"It's Twilight's birthday?"
>Was.
>On Tuesday.
>And the surprise party is tonight.
"Oh, right. I think my sister might've mentioned something about it."
>Is she going?
"Maybe. I have a lot of work to do at the lab..."
>Come on.
>It's one party.
>That cant kill her.
>Grads need to let loose sometimes.
"I... Alright, sure."
>Great.
>Now, can she help you?
"Find a present for Twilight? I'm sure we can find something..."
>She leads you to the physics section.
"No... No... Right, here it is."
>Luna pulls out a blue book, with tons of strings on the cover picture.
"I was going to recommend this to her, but I think it'd make a better gift from you to her."
>Oh, really?
>Thanks Luna.
"It's no problem."
>You'll see her at 8.
>You pay at the register.
>They even wrap it up for you.
>Great service right here.
>Rainbow is waiting for you back on the street.
"Sup bro. What took you so long?"
>Buying books is serious business.
>A few minutes later, you and Rainbow are back inside.
>That was a journey.
"I'll see you at 8, Anon. Later!"
>Later, Rainbow."
 
A. Dorm
B. Outside
C. Go to the party early
 
>You gotta get ready for the party yourself.
>Shower, new clothes.
>You gotta pop some tags.
>Too bad you spent your $20 on a book...
>You open your dorm room.
>Spike is inside, playing LoL again.
"Hey Anon. Haven't seen you here for a while."
>Applejack's bed is just more comfortable.
>He'll understand that when he gets a girlfriend.
>Which could happen if he decided to visit Gainsborough with you.
"Yeah, yeah. We'll do that sometime soon, ok?"
>You'll hold him to that.
>You go to the closet and start picking out some clothes.
>Is Spike going to the party tonight?
"Twilight's party?"
>Yep.
"Oh yeah. I knew about it before."
>He did?
>Who told him?
"Er... Rarity did..."
>They're talking again?
"Not exactly..."
>Dammit Spike.
>He's gotta lock that shit down.
>Then she can stop bothering you about sex all the time.
"It's complicated, Anon..."
>Sure it is.
>Those two just need to work it out.
>And tonight is the perfect opportunity to do so.
"I'll... I'll try."
>Good boy.
 
A. Shower
B. Vidya till party time
C. Leave early
 
>You can't go to Twilight's party smelling like...
>nothing, really.
>But still.
>You strip off and head into the shower.
>Shining isn't there...
>Yfw no shower buddy.
>But that gives you more time to yourself.
>You Axe your head and give your body some of that Old Spice your grandfather uses.
>Fucking.
>Sexy,
>You run back into the room and quickly get changed.
>Spike ain't gonna shower?
"Nah. I'll be fine like this."
>Sure...
>The two of you grab your presents and head on out.
>This could be fun.
>You'll try to stay OPtimistic about it
 
"SURPRISE!"
>Twilight drops her bags.
"You guys..."
>Group hug time.
"You know, I thought you all forgot..."
"Nonsense, Twilight, darling. We always kept this in mind."
>And now that she's here, the party can start.
>Cue the music!
>Vinyl starts playing some fresh tunes.
>Good thing she was available.
>She waves at you as you make your way through the party.
>Everyone made it... Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Spike...
>The grads, Discord (for some reason)...
>And Derpy made it too.
>This isn't so bad.
>Applejack hands you a drink.
"For mah special guy..."
>Oo, grazie mille.
"What are you drinking soda for? The real drinks are right here!"
>Discord brings out a cooler.
>Beer, really?
"Professor Discord... you can't be serious."
"Why not, Celestia? It's for us, not them."
>He winks at you.
"They can have a little bit."
>Awesome.
 
A. Vinyl
B. Twilight
C. Applejack
D. Rarity
E. Grads
 
>You reach out and grab Twilight, putting her in a tight hug.
"Anon, let go of me..."
>She playfully pushes against you, but eventually hugs you back.
>Oh, you almost forgot.
>This is for her.
>You pull out the book you bought.
"Oh wow! A new book!
>She wraps her arms around you again.
"Thank you so much Anon! I'll start reading it right away."
>Oh, no she doesn't.
>This is a party.
>Can't she wait 'til it's over?
"I... um... yeah, of course! Le's have fun!"
>She seems to be having fun.
>Not the forced fun, like at the Freshman party a while back.
>But actual fun.
>CU is changing people.
>For the better, you hope.
 
A. Derpy
B. Applejack
C. Rarity
D. Fluttershy
E. Grads
 
>Where's Derpy?
>She was just here a second ago...
>Oh, she's talking to Rainbow now.
>Rainbow smiles and fists you.
"Great party, right?"
>Totally.
>Small gathering of good friends.
>This is what a true party is.
>Derpy hugs you and kisses your cheek.
"C'mon Anon. Let's dance!"
>Uh, sure.
>Vinyl's music is pumping, pushing everyone to sway with the music.
>Those base lines drop like Applejack's panties...
>You could think of a better analogy, but hey.
>Apple pie is always sweet.
>Derpy starts grinding on you.
>Boner, stay kill.
>Those jean-shorts aren't helping...
>They're like the shorts from that girl in pokemon.
>Hilda or something...
>Yfw Hilda is a name.
>The music gets a little faster, and so does Derpy's gyrations.
>Is she drunk?
>No.
>She'd be slurring her speech and be coming on to you.
>She's just... happier now.
>And that's good.
>You grab Derpy by the waste and follow her lead.
>Hopefully Applejack isn't watching...
>Inconveniently, Vinyl switches to a slow song.
>Great.
>Derpy turns around and wraps her arms about your shoulders.
"Looks like we finally get to dance together..."
>Er.. yeah.
>You're pretty sure that Applejack wants to dance right now...
"Aw, c'mon. It's a party. Let's have some fun."
>Derpy kisses your cheek again, this time a little closer to your lips.
>Not again...
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Switch partners
 
>You look past Derpy.
>Applejack is looking at you weirdly, as if she expects something to happen.
>Hopefully it's not anything with Derpy.
>Rainbow notices her gaze and laughs.
>AJ turns and gives her a stern look, receiving a shrug.
>Well, only one way out of this.
>You spin Derpy and get out of her grasp.
>Sorry Derps, but this can't happen...
>Not right now, at least.
>You make your way over to Applejack and extend your hand.
>May you have this-
"Anon, here, quickly, take this."
>A beer bottle appears in your hand, still cold.
>Discord?
"Just take it, before Celestia sees."
>What a bro.
>Now, where were we?
>Right.
>Applejack comes into your arms and starts to dance with you.
>Was she worried?
"About what?"
>About Derpy?
"Naw. It's just that... Ah know ya care about her, and Ah'm not the jealous type, but it's just weird seeing ya try to push her away..."
>What does she mean by that?
"Ah mean, without hurtin' her feelin', y'know? She still likes ya, Anon..."
>You sorta came to that conclusion yourself.
>But Derpy...
>Derpy's always been a weird case.
>Sure, you thought that it was cute.
>And that it was naturally well-placed.
>But she had so little self-esteem.
>She needed a friend more than anything.
>And even if you weren't with Applejack, you'd still only see Derpy as a friend.
>You wouldn't want to lead her on or hurt her more...
>Applejack kisses you and leans her head against your chest.
"Ah never worried about ya for a second. Yer always so compassionate."
>You've been told.
>But really matters right now is Applejack.
>As you hold her, you slowly realize that, no matter what, she'll always love you.
>That she's found someone who she can care about and share her feelings with.
>Someone who she can enjoy her new life with.
>Starting something new, especially college, is hard.
>But with someone there beside you...
>It makes it a little better.
 
End Day 26+
 
End Day 26+
 
>The party is finally winding down.
>Mostly everyone has left the lounge.
>A few stragglers are still here though.
>Discord packs up his cooler and walks up to you.
"So, how'd everything go tonight?"
>It was... nice.
>Your feelings are slowly coming in order.
>And your friends are getting happier.
>The relationships you've made here at CU remain a part of who you are forever.
>And that's the greatest thing you'll ever learn here.
>Discord nods and takes out another beer.
"Cheers to you."
>Thanks Discord.
>Now, if you can be excused...
>Your beer is getting warm
 
 
Applejack rapport up!
Rainbow rapport up!
Derpy rapport up!
Rarity rapport up!
 
Held a party for Twilight
Rainbow is a true bro
You're starting to love Applejack
 
Entering Harem Hardmode...