Title:           CanterU: 18+ Thursday
Author:          Kiyo3
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CFbPe18L
First Edit:      Saturday 5th of October 2013 08:08:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 5th of October 2013 08:08:28 PM CDT

Welcome to CanterU: College Circus+ Edition!
 
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13851743
 
>Damn.
>The sun.
>Why's it got to be in your eyes?
>It's not like you just had sex with Celestia...
>Or did you?
>Yesterday seemed really... short...
>What did happen yesterday?
>You had Psych, talked to a few people...
>You'll figure it out later.
>Spike is gone, probably to class.
>Hopefully.
 
A. Food
B. Vidya
C. Lobby
 
>Is Applejack busy?
Applejack: Sorry honey. Got class early. See you later ^_^
>Well, that leaves you one choice.
>The dining hall.
>You haven't been there in days.
>Applejack's cooking is superior to the amazing food in the hall anyway.
>Maybe you should cook for her one day...
>The hall is pretty packed today.
>Only a few empty tables.
>Anyone you...
>Oh, look.
>It's Derpy...
>Sitting with Rainbow Dash?
>At least she's being outgoing.
 
A. Derpy
B. Sit alone
C. Eat outside
 
>You're edgy.
>But so edgy that you eat alone.
"Hey bro! What's up?"
>Derpy looks at you and quickly turns back to her book.
"I... hi Anon."
>Hey Derpy.
"So bro, gym later?"
>Probably.
>You need to work on your gains.
>Some bitches might need hurting later.
>The party saturday might be the greatest deep cover mission of your life.
>And you gotta look the part too.
>GTL.
>That's how you get by.
 
A. Derpy
B. Rainbow
 
>How's Derpy been?
>You haven't really hung out with her for some time.
>Not saying the last time wasn't reason enough...
>Dat kiss.
"I... Yeah. It's been a while."
>The last time you saw her was in her underwear.
>In the underwear run, you mean.
>She blushes.
"Yeah... That was fun."
>Sure, sure.
>So, what's she been up too?
"Oh, just, you know... getting around and stuff. I've been trying to be more outgoing..."
>Oh, really?
>That sounds pretty good.
>How's that working for her?
"Well, I... not so good. Rainbow Dash is really helping me out though."
"You better believe it, buddy!"
>Yfw Rainbow Dash.
>At least Derpy has someone to help her out.
>She looks at you and blushes again, but she also looks sort of... sad?
"Yeah."
>The time is, what, 8:45?
>You got class soon.
"I gotta go. I'll see you later, bro."
>Sure thing, Rainbro.
"I should get going too..."
 
A. Derpy
B. Class
C. Dorm
 
>You should walk Derpy to class.
>Rainbow is already gone, and Physics will take a while to set up.
"Are you sure?"
>It's no trouble at all.
"Um, thanks."
>You walk with her outside.
>Apparently she has class in the fine arts building.
>Wait, what's her major again?
"Government services... maybe postal..."
>Is that even a thing?
"I... I like it."
>Sorry.
>You didn't mean anything by it.
"No, it's not you. It is a little weird I guess."
>She laughs a little, sort of nervously.
>Is she okay?
"I'm... I'm okay. Why would you ask that?"
>Because she seems a little distant.
>Actually, she was like that during the underwear run too.
>She's not upset with you, right?
"No! It's not you Anon... It's..."
>Yeah?
"It's... nothing. I swear. It's nothing."
 
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Leave
 
>You stop her by the forest.
>The unforgiving campus forest, where Pinkie got corrupted.
>Or worse...
"Anon, I have to get to class."
>What's wrong?
"I already told you, there's nothing wrong."
>She can't even look at you while she talks.
>Something is wrong.
>What's her deal?
>She acted like this during the underwear run too...
"I... I...."
>She looks like she'll burst into treats at any second.
>You tell her to calm down and relax.
>Wait...
>Is this about that last time?
>When she got drunk and kissed you?
>Derpy just looks at you with big, pleading eyes filled with tears.
"Anon... please... I don't want to talk about that night."
>What Derpy did wasn't her fault.
>It was the alcohol.
>She seems a little more upset over that.
>Why is she so bothered by it?
>She wipes away a few tears and looks at you intensely.
"Anon, don't you understand by now? I... I like you... a lot..."
>Does not compute...
>What?
"You were there for me when no one else was, and you really cared about me over these last few days. I thought, I don't know, that maybe I had a chance with you... That maybe, you liked me too. But... you're with Applejack now... And I'm clearly not good enough..."
>The tears are back again.
>Derpy...
 
A. Kiss her
B. Console her
C. Ignore her
 
>You go in for a hug, but she pushes you away.
"No, Anon, it-it's not fair..."
>Wait, what?
"It's not fair that you... I shouldn't... I'm sorry, okay?"
>She has nothing to apologize for.
>Why should she say that anyway?
"Because you've always been there for me, always there to help me through all my stupidity. And... now... I don't know, alright?"
>What doesn't she know?
>She likes you.
>And there's nothing wrong with feelings.
>She shouldn't feel bad about that.
>Derpy wipes away a few tears, only for fresh ones to replace them.
"It's not that I'm ashamed of how I feel, Anon. You're... You're really amazing. You're one of the few people that ever really cared about me. That's why I started to like you."
>Then what is it?
"It-It's that you saw me all messed up. Not even one time, but twice! How could you ever even care about a person like that?"
>Derpy...
"No! I'm terrible! No wonder you went after Applejack."
>More tears.
"Although... I guess you do deserve better than me anyway..."
>That's not...
>No, Derpy, please...
>You go in to hug her again, and she tries to push you away, but you only hold her tightly.
"Anon, just... please, leave me alone... I don't want you to see me like this..."
>By this point, you've seen everything.
>At least pertaining to Derpy.
>But still, Derpy isn't that bad.
>Despite the lack of confidence, she is an amazing girl.
>She's smart, funny [at times], and a great friend.
>Hanging out with her was really fun.
>Even with the drunkenness.
>And sure, you can't be with her now.
>But who's to say she wouldn't make someone else happy.
>She'd make an amazing girlfriend for any guy lucky enough to have her.
>You wipe away a few of her tears.
"You... You really think so?"
>She better believe it.
>You kiss her cheek.
>And hey, maybe one day, she'll be with you.
"That'd be nice."
>Definitely.
>You walk her the rest of the way.
>You should be heading off too, but, after what just happened...
>You need to take care of Derpy.
>She's a little weak willed, but if you're there for her, she'll be okay.
>Hey, what's the time?
>9:50.
>Class starts soon.
"Wait, Anon!"
>Yeah?
>Derpy runs up to you, wraps you in her arms, and kisses you .
>Not again...
"Sorry Anon. I know you're with Applejack but... You deserve that much, without the drunk part..."
>She blushes and looks at her feet.
"Just... um... Thank you. Thank you for being there for me."
>You hug her and head off.
>She's going to be okay.
>After all, you'll be there for her.
 
>Now you've got 3 hours of class.
>Yikes...
>You run back to your dorm.
>You might need your books.
 
A. Skip class
B. Class
C. Lobby
 
>What do you have now...
>Physics?
>It's going to be a long day.
>You pick up your books and head on out.
>Twilight is coming from the girls hall.
"Hi Anon. Ready for class."
>Obviously not.
>Physics isn't your thing really.
>Isn't today the day you get the midterm results?
>Twilight pales a little and starts walking a little slower.
"I... uh... no... I'm pretty sure that's tomorrow."
>She sure?
"Yes!"
>No need to yell...
"I mean, yes."
>That's better.
>The two of you take your seats and start the wait for Professor Neigh.
>Is she coming tomorrow?
"To what?"
>Oh, that's right.
>You never got to tell anyone about the C.U.M. party tomorrow.
 
A. Tell her the plan
B. Bizness
C. Lie
 
>You reach your arm around Twilight.
>Maybe you can get to know her a little better.
>Even if it is in class...
>You move your hand downward.
"A-Anon... What are you..."
>Shhh...
>No wondering.
>Only dreams now.
>Your hands start going down to her skirt.
"A-Anon..."
>You move down her skirt and...
>Got it.
>Damn spiders.
"Oh.. I-I was a little..."
>Interested?
>She blushes.
"No! B-baka.
>More on Twilight later.
>Now you better skip.
>Time skip that is.
>Finally it's 10:00.
"I'll see you during lab, Anon."
>Later, Purple Smart.
"Wait, Anon, before you go."
>Yeah?
"Um, maybe... maybe we could go a little further sometime?"
>Wait, what?
>It's not like her to be so forward.
>Weird.
>But you'll keep it in mind.
>She is sorta cute.
>In a librarian sort of way.
>You watch her run off.
>You should get going too.
>The lobby is pretty empty right now.
>Free couch.
>Fluttershy is reading a book at the table with Rarity.
>And Rainbow is heading outside.
 
A. Rainbow
B. Flutters and Rarara
C. Dorm
D. Food
 
>What's your favorite Doormat & Fashionista team up too.
"Hello, Anon. How are you today?"
"H-Hi Anon..."
>You turn your attention to Rarity first.
>Fluttershy is a little too quiet for your taste.
>How's she been.
"Well, school has been sort of... drab. I've spent most of my days designing dresses and spending time with the... rougher sex..."
>Did she just... wink at you?
>Again?
>Spike's not gonna like this.
"Spike? Spike and I aren't... What are you implying, darling?"
>Isn't she working things out with him?
"Like I said before... I'm not sure. He's very sweet and caring, but... I don't know..."
>That's what she said last time.
>But maybe next time she'll actually have an answer.
>What about Fluttershy?
"Me? I-I... I haven't been doing much..."
>She looks at her phone.
"I mean, um, going to class spending time outside. I love being outside..."
>Nature 'n shit?
"I... yeah."
>Is she still taking care of the do-
>Before you can finish, Flutters takes her hands and covers your mouth.
"Darling, what're you doing?"
>Fluttershy blushes and goes back to her book.
"I... um... nothing."
>Her phone flashes, but she doesn't look at it this time.
>Rarity checks her watch.
"Oh my! It's almost class time... Fluttershy, you better get going too."
>The girls pack up and start heading out.
 
A. Rarity
B. Fluttershy
C. Hoof it alone
 
You decide to walk with Fluttershy.
>Maybe more alone time with her will force her to talk.
>Forcing Fluttershy...
>mhmmm...
"Um, Anon... What are you thinking about?"
>Nothing!
>Definitely not about Fluttersex.
>Actually, Apple pie might be better.
>It HAS been better...
>You really should get more sex from Applejack.
>Sure, being serious gives more meaning, but...
>Sex.
"Well, um, if you don't mind me saying, why don't you just ask her?"
>You said all that out loud?
>Yikes...
>But that's not a bad idea...
>That's Flutters.
>Where is she going anyway?
"I have Environmental Science right now. You... don't have to go with me, if you want..."
>You want to.
>You never really get to spend time with Fluttershy.
>Even if you really want to.
"W-What do you mean by that?"
>That you never get to have fun with her.
>She's a friend, and you should hang out with her more.
>Not implying much else.
"Sorry. I thought you meant something else."
>Fluttershy implied.
>How... lewd.
>You take a minute to realize you're not on your way to the science part of campus.
"I have to get my books first..."
>You know that feel.
>Fluttershy opens the girls hall for you and you walk with her to her dorm.
>You can hear the dog whimpering in the closet.
>How does Rainbro deal with it?
"How is my little doggie doing today?"
>Fluttershy goes and puts more food in a bowl and goes back to getting her books.
"Okay. I-I think I have everything."
 
A. Head to class.
B. Attempt Bizness
 
>Maybe she should change her sweater.
>The one she's wearing is more forest green, instead of the usual emerald.
"Ohmygosh, you're right!"
>She takes off her top and heads back into the closet.
>Her boobs gainax as she runs over there.
>Nice.
>She turns to you as she gets a new sweater and blushes hard.
"Um... could... could you leave for a minute?"
>Su-
>She already pushed you out.
>A minute later, she's out and ready to go.
>She's got an impressive body.
>Why does she hide it under all that sweater?
"I-I... It's not that great... And I don't want to cause problems..."
>Problems?
"Back home, a lot of girls made fun of me. And boys tried to... to touch me..."
>Really?
>That's actually pretty bad.
>What kind of person would try to take advantage of Fluttershy?
"It-It wasn't so bad. They stopped when I met my boyfriend."
>Flutters has a boyfriend?
>She shakes her head.
"Not anymore.He was... nice."
>Just nice?
"Yes."
>Maybe she'll tell you more later.
>You're at the science building now.
"T-Thanks for walking me, Anon. I'll see you later, maybe."
>Later Flutters.
>You head back to the lobby.
>It's almost time for lab.
>But do you really want to go?
>Applejack is heading off somewhere...
>Apple pie is always a great distraction.
 
A. Class
B. Applejack
C. Dorm
 
>You start heading back to the science building.
>Funny how you just came from there.
>Why didn't you stay?
>Whatever, you got class now.
>You take out your phone.
>Gotta tell people about the plan.
Vinyl (How's le music?): Le? lol. And it's good. You should come and hear some new stuff!
>You'll keep that in mind.
>And you gotta be a good boyfriend.
Applejack (C.U.M. party tomorrow. Pinkie might be there): I'll be there then too.
>Always at your side.
>Whatta gal.
>Twilight and her Asian clones are waiting outside.
>Lab isn't open yet?
"No. We have to wait for the lab assistant. The professor is absent today."
>Well, this could be a while.
>That cute girl in blue... what's her name... Trixie, right... she comes from behind.
"Twilight."
"Trixie."
>The sense of rivalry is strong with these two.
"Sorry I'm late!"
>You turn and see Luna running up the hall.
>She's the assistant?
>Luna opens the lab door and sets everything up.
>Let's get this started.
 
A. Twilight
B. Trixie
C. Luna
D. Give up on science
 
>You need a guaranteed passing lab grade.
>You sit back as Twilight and her science squad do all the work.
>Perfect.
>Trixie looks like she's having a hard time with her lab.
>And Luna seems to be struggling with some paperwork in front.
>Those girls have...
>The blues...
Yeah, I just said that
>After an hour, Twilight and her clones are finished.
"Anon, wake up!"
>You weren't sleeping.
>Just, resting your eyes.
>Yeah, that's believable.
>You and the gang turn in your papers to Luna and head out.
>You've got Psych now.
>Should be fun, now that you and Discord are buddies now.
>Plus, you need to reschedule your midterm.
"Later, Anon."
>Later Violet Intelligent.
 
A. Class
B. Dorm
C. Food
 
>You get into class just as Discord enters.
>That animal skin suit never looked more patchworky.
"Well class, let's get down to business!"
>There's a song that starts playing in your head.
>Weird...
>You've definitely heard it before.
>It's catchy.
>Anyway, Discord starts going on about sex and life and all that Freudian good stuff.
>Soon the time for class ends.
>You walk up to Discord's desk.
>There's a lot of stuff you need to talk to him about.
"Hello there, Anon! Have anything good to drink recently?"
>Not really.
"Well, let's take care of that!"
>He opens one of his drawers, and pulls out some vintage wine.
>Wait, what?
>He takes out two shot glasses and fills them.
>He downs it as he passes the other one to you.
"So, what's the problem?"
>Well, mainly the midterm.
>You gotta fix that.
"Oh, right."
>He takes another shot.
"How about next Tuesday? It'd be easier for me to grade by then."
>Sounds *urp* perfect.
"Now then... *gulp*... anything else you wanted to talk about?"
 
A. Tell him about Pinkie
B. Talk about AJ
C. Nope, you're good
D. Just drink more
 
>Actually, there was one more thing he could help you with.
>He knows Pinkie Pie, right?
"I should say I do. She's one of my best students. She completely understands the concept of randomness and entropy... pure chaos!"
>Um, right.
"Come to think of it, she hasn't been in class as of late. Do you know where she's been?"
>Yes... and no.
>You tell Discord everything, minus her taking the drugs.
>You don't want to implicate Pinkie too much.
>Discord nods and pours you some more wine.
"It sounds like some real trouble."
>Yeah...
>And you're sort of lost on what to do.
>He drinks some more and puts away the bottle.
>Aww....
"Well, from what I can tell, what you should do is confront Pinkie and get her some professional help. I don't doubt your ability to help her, but..."
>Yeah.
>Professionals could do a better job.
>You'll give it a try, but still.
"Addiction is serious, Anon. Drugs really take away from the randomness of all things."
>Drugs?
>You didn't mention drugs...
>Discord winks and sends you on your way.
>What a cool guy.
>You head back to your dorm.
>Spike's still not there.
>His computer is running though.
>You put your stuff down and lie down on your bed.
>So tiring, all this school.
>You check your phone again.
>Not much happening there.
>Pinkie never responded to that text you sent her.
>Oh well.
>You'll help her on Saturday.
>Those sororisisters need to be put in there place.
>In the mean time, you still have a few hours.
>And that computer screen is looking pretty good.
>Maybe you can...
>LoL login?
>No problem.
>Loading...
>Okay, and...
>No, take the lead...
>Cast the...
>God dammit...
 
>You're gonna be here for a while.
 
End Day 18+
 
End Day 18+
 
Derpy Arc: Complete!
~Derpy likes you
~Maybe there's something there for you...
 
Twilight rapport up!
Fluttershy rapport up!
Derpy rapport up!
Discord rapport up!
 
Discord is a bro
Fluttershy has a secret
Applejack is going to the party