Title:           CanterU: 13+ Saturday
Author:          Kiyo3
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LgQkw0Qc
First Edit:      Monday 30th of September 2013 08:24:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 30th of September 2013 08:24:24 PM CDT

Welcome to CanterU: After School Special+ Edition!
 
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13769145
 
>You wake up slowly...
>Check the clock, almost 11.
>It's not like you get to sleep in that often.
>Applejack is gone.
>But there's a note in her place, all sexy like.
>Why does the note tempt you like this?
>Is it not entertained?
>It says, "If you're up by 12, come to the lounge."
>Well, you're a bit early, but maybe she'll be there now too.
>You get your clothes on and sneak over to your dorm.
>Spike isn't there, probably out with Rarity or something.
>You shower down and change your clothes.
>Off to live another day.
 
A. Outside
B. Lobby
C. Sleep a little more
 
>The lobby is probably empty right now.
>Maybe everyone is outside?
>You go out the back way and take in the sunshine.
>Can you feel it?
>Can you feel the sunshine?
>Because it's beating down pretty hard.
>Does this region usually get this kind of weather?
>You'll have to ask a native that.
>You find a nice shady tree and sit down against it.
>Sweet relief.
>Somewhere out there, you hear the sweet sounds of a cello being played.
>Wait, that's not in your head.
>Under another tree is Octavia.
 
A. Octavia
B. Relax alone
C. Go back inside
 
>Is that...
>Is that Ballad of the Sky Goddess?
>From Skyward Sword?
>You didn't know she was a gamer.
"Oh. Hello Anon."
>A small breeze picks up.
>Is it... colder?
"I didn't notice anything."
>Back to the music inquiry.
"The song? My brother used to play the Zelda games. The only thing I enjoyed about the games was the music. It's so..."
>Beautiful, right?
"Yes."
>Yfw you have the 25th Anniversary CD.
mfw I have it too ^_^
"They... have a CD for it?"
>Yeah.
>Does she want one?
"Only if it's not out of your way..."
>It's no trouble at all.
>You'll bring it to her later.
"I... Thank you, Anon."
>The cold breeze subsides a little.
>Is Octavia... warming up to you?
"If you want, I can play you some more."
>Sure, wynaut.
>She goes into a medley, playing songs from Ocarina of Time and Majora's mask.
>Nothing beats the classics.
>A few minutes after finishing and chatting, Octavia checks her watch.
"I have to go. I'll see you later."
>She hands you a card, which has her name and number on it.
"Use that to call me when you have the CD."
>The breeze is back.
>But not as strong.
>You go back to your tree.
>What time is it...
>11:30.
 
A. Lobby
B. Lounge early
C. Keep relaxing
 
>Applejack probably isn't in the lounge.
>But that doesn't mean you can't wait for her there.
>And besides, sofa cushion > tree bark any day.
>You go back inside and go follow the maze into the lounge.
>It's empty, save for the fish in the fish tank.
>They have fish now?
>Sweet.
>You lie down on the couch and check your phone.
>Not much going on in there.
>Applejack is taking a while.
>Then again, you still have 15 minutes on the clock.
>Maybe it was to early to come here...
>While you're here, you can always...
>Prepare for her arrival...
 
A. Dubs decides what Anon does to Applejack when she comes in
 
>You see some marshmallows on the countertop.
>It's a little early, but...
>After stuffing a few in your mouth, an idea takes over your mind.
>You take two straws, twist ties from some bread loaves...
>And you find a rubber band under the sofa.
>You're in business.
>You MacGyver out of your materials an old fashioned sling shot.
>It's a little flimsy, but it will do the job.
>You hide behind the sofa and wait for your pray.
>Minutes turn to hours...
>Hours into days...
>...
>It's been 20 years since you've last seen another human face. Civilization has collapsed around you, an-
>The door knob is turning.
>Quick! To your position!
>Ready...
>Aim...
>Applejack opens the door, and you pelt her with your cache of marshmallows.
"What in tarnation... Anon! Cut that out!"
>As you wish.
>Is she here for what you think she's for?
>Hopefully.
>You take off your shirt and begin undoing your pants.
"Er... Anon? What're ya doin'?"
>Oh, you're not?
>Those blue balls must be fun to have.
>Applejack laughs and kisses you.
"We'll git to that later. Now, Ah think you could go fer some food."
>She knows you so well.
>She takes out some ingredients and you sit back down on the sofa.
 
A. Relax and wait.
B. Help her out.
C. Distract her
 
>She's been great to you over the last few days.
>Maybe you can... return the favor.
>You go over to the pantry and pick out a few things.
"Ya want'a help me out? That's mighty kind of ya, but Ah got this."
>You insist.
"Well, ok..."
>You listen as Applejack tells you what to do.
>Unfortunately, it's impossible to listen when her words go out your other ear.
>Maybe you can wing it?
>You start cracking some eggs and adding some sugar to the mix.
>That looks... interesting.
>Maybe some... club soda?
>Now it's the primordial soup.
>Good job, Anon.
>Applejack laughs, but doesn't come to your aid.
>Maybe you're doing it right after all.
>Toss in the flour, some cinnamon...
>And you're done.
>You throw your mix into the oven.
"That was some darn good baking there, Anon. You sure you ain't done this before?"
>Never in your life have you touched a oven mitt.
>This feel...
>It's new to you.
"Okayokay, Ah git it."
>So, what do you do till the food is ready?
"Ah can think of one thing..."
>Can you say, perfect girlfriend?
>You lower the temperature of the oven, effectively granting you more time inside Applejack.
>Inside, not with.
I'm so funny
>A few minutes later, Applejack is put on her oven, with nothing underneath.
>You're chilling on the sofa, catching your breath.
>AJ is gonna drive you wild one day...
>She looks hot with only her apron on.
>Like, milftastic housewife.
>Not that you watch that kind of thing...
>Online...
"The food's done."
>BANANA BREAD!!!
>...
>You could spend the rest of your life like this.
>Just you and Applejack, eating at the table naked.
>The good life.
"Like, thinkin' about us, after college?"
>Sure.
>You've thought about it.
>And it isn't sucha bad thought.
>Applejack laughs but turns a little red.
"Aw... Anon, c'mon now. Eat up."
>A few minutes of half-awkward silence.
"What're ya doin' after this?"
>You?
>You sorta let the wind take you.
>No plan can hold you down.
>Does she want to do something later.
"Maybe. Ah'm not sure yet though."
>Well, maybe you can-
>Vibes.
Rainbow Dash: gym time, bro :P
 
A. Gym
B. Apples
C. Lobby
 
>You could always have more gains.
"Are ya sure you have'ta go now?"
>Sorry baby.
>Gains are always needed.
>But you'll definitely see her later.
>You kiss her, being sure to fondle her partially-exposed boobs before leaving.
>Hotness.
>You throw on your clothes and exit through the gift shop.
>That banana bread was delish.
>Mama always told you to find a woman who can cook, and you'll be happy.
>How right that woman was.
>Bless her soul.
Mom: How's school, sweetie.
>Dammit mom, ruining the moment.
>You find Rainbow Dash waiting for you, doing some curls.
"Finally dude. You were taking forever.
>Yfw it's been 2 minutes.
>Hours later, you put down the weight of the bench press.
"Nice job, Anon! That must've been heavy."
>Considering she was holding it down on you a little, yeah.
>She laughs.
"Always gotta push yourself, know what i'm saying?"
>Sure.
>As you walk to the door, Rainbow stops you.
"Here, try some."
>A protein shake?
"Yeah! For the best workout partner I've ever had."
>You raise your "brotein" to your best bro and leave after chugging it.
>You could get used to that.
>Soon, you're back at the dorms.
>Spike isn't there, so you ain't got much to do.
 
A. Study for midterms
B. Vidya
C. Food
 
>You really should study for the midterms.
>They're almost over for you anyway.
>Considering you missed Psych and took English...
>And you're pretty sure Art History doesn't have a midterm...
>You're doing pretty well.
>You crack open a physics book, coughing as the dust settles.
>Ok, so R=V/I, and F=MA.
>That makes perfect sense.
>Now, if you only new what those letters stood for...
>A few minutes later, you're on the floor in a fetal position.
>You can't do this.
>It's too hard.
>You're gonna fail out.
>You're gonna have to go home and work as an assistant to your rival for the rest of your life.
>They'll call you Biff.
>You're gonna be a lo-
>Phone Vibes?
Twilight: Hey! Doing anything? Wanna come over to my room and study?
>The gods have smiled upon you this day.
 
A. Twilight
B. Figure it out yourself
C. Cry
 
>You need Twilight now, more than anything.
>'cept maybe Applesex, but that'll come later.
>You go over to the girls hall and ask some girl to key you in.
>Lyre or something.
>You thank her and go inside.
>Straight to Twilight's room.
>No distractions.
>The door is open, and Twilight is inside on the bed.
"There you are Anon! I was wondering when you'd get here."
>She hugs you and goes back to her books.
"Ready for some physics?"
>Sure you are.
>It's not like those equations made you cry.
"Ok, let's get started!"
>Twilight leads you through the equations, making them seem a little... easier to grasp.
>She's a godsend, you say.
"This is basic stuff Anon. You'll get it."
>Nice.
>After a few hours, you notice that Twilight seems a little nervous.
>Something wrong?
"No way! I just... I was invited to hang out with the grad students tonight."
>That sounds pretty tubular
^tubular
"But, I don't know if I should go. What if I ruin my reputation with Celestia, or what if I'm not good enough fo-"
>Her phone beeps.
"Eep!"
>Apparently it's from Celestia.
>A reminder to come on by at 7.
"I'm so done for..."
 
A. Go with her.
B. Stay behind and study
C. Find someone else to study with
 
>Maybe you can go with her.
>It might be a little easier for her if another freshman went.
"You'd do that for me?"
>Sure.
>She's a good friend.
>And you really owe her for the Physics help.
>Twilight blushes and hides under a book a la Fluttershy.
"I dunno... maybe they won't let you come or-"
>You've got the Anon swag.
>Nothing can stop you.
"Well, it's 6:30, and it starts at 7. You better start getting ready."
>You book it back to your dorm and start looking for outfits.
>First things first...
Applejack (Helping Twilight with Grad anxiety): No problem. See you later sugar cube.
>The perfect girl.
>Knowing the grad students, you're pretty sure this is a casual dress event.
>Can't go wrong with in between.
>Solid polo and khakis.
>You step into the lobby and Twilight's in a pretty modest skirt, looking as Twilight as ever.
>Plain.
>She looks at you with a pretty deadpan look.
"Ready to go, Anon?"
>How are you guys gonna get out to the university town now?
>Jumpcuts, thats how.
>You and Twilight are standing outside some really shoddy "café" called the Fire Escape.
>It's an oddly tall building, standing out from the rest of the town.
>Waiting outside, you see Twilight fidgeting with her skirt.
>Something wrong?
"It's kinda cold... and this place isn't very comforting..."
>Yeah... this place looks like a
"Dive bar! I need to blow off some steam, don't you agree, Celestia?"
>Dr. D, arriving in style.
>He's flanked by a black girl you don't know, Celestia, and a blue haired girl.
"Oh... good evening, Anonymous... I haven't seen you in class for a while. How was the midterm?"
>yfw he knows exactly how it was.
>The black girl clears her throat.
"Let's go get a drink... It's definitely better inside, I think."
>Rhymes.
>Sweet.
>You see Twilight giving Celestia a judging and confused look, and Celestia smiles.
"Well... we grad students need to let loose too. Do us a favor and get a table?"
 
A. Get food instead
B. Go get a table
 
>You look over at Twilight who's obviously too afraid to go by herself.
>This place is kinda rowdy.
>Loud music, faint smell of alcohol. TV's and patrons everywhere.
>You get Twilight's attention and she follows you through the restaurant.
>Mmm... you're kinda hungry though.
>Better safe than sorry. This place doesn't look all too clean, either.
>Twilight follows closely behind as you ascend the stairs of this vertical dive bar... and after finding an open table, you sit down before Twilight wipes it down and sits across from you.
>She's looking kinda irked.
>Something wrong?
"This place isn't really my cup of tea... Maybe we should've stayed back and studied..."
>Can't back down now.
>Before she can indulge in her melodrama, the blue-haired girl and the black girl take a seat with you two.
 
A. Twilight
B. Black
C. Blue
D. Go order something.
 
>Twilight's already started talking to the black girl.
>So exotic...
>You turn to the blue-haired girl.
>Now that have a good view of her, she looks a lot like Celestia.
>Only younger, and with blue instead of pinkish hair.
>What's her name?
"Me? Oh, I'm Luna. Nice to meet you."
>Likewise.
>She's a grad too.
"Yeah. I know I look young, but I'm really of age."
>Your pedo sense is ruined.
>Does she... know Celestia somehow?
"Tia? She's my sister."
>That explains it.
>What's she do in CU?
"Oh... well, I'm working in a physics lab. I believe your professor is in charge of my lab. We're... um... looking to discover FTL travel."
>FTL?
>That game was radical.
>She laughs a little.
"True."
>So physics was always her goal?
"I always wanted to study humanities in high school, but... one night... I was looking at the stars... and the moon."
>The really feely story about how she wanted to learn more about the unknown ensues.
>You're about to die of boredom when-
"Drinks are here!"
>Discord and Celestia appear at the table with a couple mugs of beer in hand.
>Celestia looks over at the two little freshmen at the table.
"I'll be a responsible adult and not give you any. But you can have some of my food when it gets here."
>Sweet. Sustenance. You're running on banana bread and a protein shake.
>The four of them drink up, while Twilight watches on nervously.
 
A. Twilight
B. Black
C. Celestia
D. Discord
E. Attempt to beer. (dubs succeeds)
 
>You inch your fingers toward the piss colored liquid, all the while nodding to whatever the fuck Discord's going on about.
>Some story about chaos and turning shit upside down.
>But you get closer to the pitcher.
>Free hand on an empty glass to which you bring closer.
>And you're spotted by Celestia.
>You're caught like a deer in the headlights.
"Go ahead."
>She smiles warmly at you before taking a sip of her own cup.
>Sweet success.
>You pour yourself a glass and Discord and Celestia put up their glasses to meet you in the middle.
>A refreshing clink followed by an ice cold drink.
>Epic rhyming not from the black girl.
"Do you want some, Twilight?"
>She shakes her head nervously before watching you down yours.
"Wooo! Food's here!"
>Buffalo wings, onion rings, cheese sticks and nachos.
>Bar food.
>Barf ood.
>Whatever, it's still glorious.... and you're hungry as fuck.
>Getting a bit of everything, you chow down.
 
A. Celestia
B. Discord
C. Black
D. Luna
E. Twilight
F. Pig out.
 
>You turn your attention on Dr. Discord, who's downing another beer.
>His animal skin suit is looking very... patchworky today.
"Thanks for noticing Anon. I've got some very nice animals here."
>You can see that.
>Phase One of reschedule your midterms complete: Butter him up.
>So... why is he hanging out with the grads tonight?
"I find these girls to be very... interesting, to say the least. You can't find many people my age like them."
>How old is he anyway?
"Over 1000 years old."
>Those drinks must be getting to him.
>Lightweight teachers.
>Who knew?
>So, about the midterm-
"Anon, I'm not one to say stuff like this, but you're on of my favorite students."
>He takes another drink.
"Or least favorite. I forget which. But nevertheless, I've decided to give you a retake of the midterm."
>Does not compute...
>Is he for real?
"Absolutely. We'll just need to reformat the entire test. Maybe add a few new things in."
>Still worth it.
>Maybe you won't fail out after all.
>You go back to the wings and beer.
>Twilight looks uncomfortable among the revelry.
>Maybe she should've stayed behind and studied.
>Instead of, like, having fun right now.
"Cheers to us!"
>Clink. Drink.
>Luna reaches over the table to poke Discord's chest.
"And buddy boy over here's paying for all this with his professor grade salary! Cheers!"
>Clink. Drink.
>Soon enough, all the food and drink are gone and Celestia draws the straw to pick up another round.
 
A. Go with her
B. Hang back with (dubs)
 
>You turn to Twilight who's slowly munching on a cheese stick.
>Does she like those cheese sticks?
"Yeah... they're alright."
>Well she must be a gay cheese.
>You're a genius.
>She's looking at you with a blank stare.
>You're a lot funnier sober, you swear.
>Isn't she having fun?
"Well... yeah, I am... and I can't say no to free food..."
>What's wrong then?
"Not that I would know or anything... but it's not fun being the only sober one."
>Betting money that Twilight's been in that situation once in her entire life so far.
>And that's right now.
>Well... why can't she just have a drink?
"Because it's illegal Anon! You could get in trouble."
 
A. Peer Pressure!
B. Leave her be
 
>Come on, Twilight.
>Everybody's doing it.
"That's still no reason too-"
>What about Celestia?
>She's drunk as a skunk, and then some.
"No way Anon. Rules aren't meant to be broken. And Celestia is... her own person..."
>She seems a little disappointed in Celestia.
>Maybe in you too.
>You hadn't expected that...
>You turn your attention to your food, which is all but finished.
>Still delicious though.
>Twilifght's looking super uncomfortable right now.
>She's a buzzkill, but she is right.
>You hate it when women are right.
>Celestia comes back with anither round, but you let the older crowd drink the rest.
>When they finish, they sit back down and relax.
"I think we're just about ready to go, don't you think?"
"I *urp* concur."
"Sure thing, sis."
"I've had too much to drink... I can barely think."
>Obviously she can't.
>Her rhymes aren't as good.
>Dr. D covers the bill as Twilight helps you and the girls out of the restaurant.
"I'll see you tomorrow, Twilight. And good seeing you, Anon!"
"I'll see you later sis!"
"Stay safe!"
>Twilight.
>Always playing it safe.
>You watch Luna and the black girl disappear into the dark.
"Fine night to walk back home, isn't it?"
>Dr. D doesn't drive.
>The alliteration in that...
"Of course I do. But does it look like I'm ok to drive?"
>True.
 
A. Drive
B. Walk
C. Bus
 
>It's a nice night for a walk, isn't it Prof?
"I agree! Let's go!"
>Dr. D engages you in a conversation on chaos and the power of the mind while Twilight straggles behind.
>Is she okay?
"I... Yeah. I'm fine."
"What ever is wrong, dear Sparkles?"
>Top lel, Dr. D.
"I... I guess I never really expected to see Celestia like that... All... inebriated..."
"A classic case of disillusionment!"
>You concur.
"All people need to let loose every now and then. If you took Psych you'd know that."
>Discord goes on about Freudian principles and sex, effectively turning Twilight into a tomato.
>She looks redder than a steamed lobster, or something else red.
>After walking the green mile, you and your composite posse reach CU.
"Well, enjoy the rest of the night, you two. Anon, we'll discuss the midterm later."
>Whatta guy.
>You and Twilight leave him behind and walk into the lobby, which is practically empty.
"It's getting late, Anon. I don't know if i'll be able to study with you later..."
 
A. Study with Twilight
B. Go to your dorm
 
>You don't want to fail Physics.
>It's really important to your Humanities major, y'know?
>Because helping people is all about gravity and escape velocities.
"Er... sure."
>The two of you head on over to Twilight's dorm.
>The door is open...
"Rarity?"
"Yes, Twilight?"
>Rarity joins the party!
"Oh, Anon's here too. How are you, darling?"
>You're doing pretty well.
>Missing midterms, sexing Applejack, gym time...
>CU is worth it.
"I'm... sure..."
>Twilight takes out her books and starts going over some problems.
>Physics.
>Why?
 
A. Twilight
B. Rarity
C. Leave
 
>Rarity looks pretty busy.
>She's making a dress or something.
>Maybe it's the same one Fluttershy wore when you hid under her dress...
>Hot times at CanterU.
>But you really should study.
>You must not shame famiry.
>Or fail out and leave Applejack alone.
>Poor girl.
"Anon! Focus!"
>Sorry Twilight.
>So, Energy of a photon...
"Equals the frequency times Planck's constant."
>And Planck's constant?
"6.63 times 10 to the -34 power."
>Lol wut?
"Come one Anon! You have to get this!"
 
A. business
B. Bizness
C. Rarity
D. Leave
 
>You try to focus.
>And you're failing.
>But somehow Twilight makes you keep going.
>Physics made easy by Purple Smart.
>Maybe you won't fail out after all.
>After an hour of studying, your head is filled with equations and reference sheets.
>Or maybe that's just the Physics notebook you finally used.
"So, you sure you got it now?"
>Actually, you are.
>Thanks to Purple Smart.
"No problem Anon. I owed you one..."
>Flash problems...
>Right.
"Don't you worry about Flash, darling. Anon took care of him, right?"
>Of course.
>He won't be showing his face around for a while.
>Give it two days
"I just... Thank you so much Anon! I didn't realize how bad he was until you stepped in."
"Isn't Anon just grand?"
>Er... thanks Rarity.
>Hey, what's the time?"
>11:30.
 
A. Twilight
B. Rarity
C. Leave
 
>You should be going now.
>It's getting late, and you're a busy guy.
"Are you sure, Anon? You could always stay here for the night..."
>Is Rarity for real?
"Of course not! I'm merely making a joke... The nerve of some people."
>You pretend to not notice her blushing.
>You hug Twilight and thank her for her help before leaving.
>The door closes behind you, and you swear you hear Twilight say, "Really, Rarity?"
>Interesting...
>Your phone vibrates.
Applejack: Are you done? Come on over.
>Perfect.
>Her door is already open, right across the hall.
"Hey there, sugar cube."
>You heard there was apple pie here.
>Were the rumors true?
"Yer just gonna have ta wait 'n see..."
>She's already half naked, so the waiting period shouldn't take too long.
>Applejack pushes you onto the bed and starts passionately making out with you.
>You help get the rest of her clothes off before skipping the foreplay.
[Spoiler]That band sucks, by the way[/spoiler]
>Once inside her, you sync your thrusts with hers, her body shaking from the pleasure.
>Minutes later, she's cuddling with in her bed.
>You finished inside...
>Hopefully nothing happens...
"How was that Grad party?"
>It was nice.
>Twilight was a little overwhelmed, but you had a good time.
>At least you didn't have noodle dick because of the beer.
>You turn over and realize that Pinkie isn't there.
>Not that that wouldn't have been awkward anyway.
>Did she ever come back?
"Ah haven't seen her... Ah'm a little worried about her now."
>You kiss AJ and tell her not to worry about it.
>You're sure Pinkie is fine.
>Wherever she is...
 
End Day 13+
 
End Day 13+
 
Octavia rapport up!
Applejack rapport up!
Rainbow rapport up!
Twilight rapport up!
Discord rapport up!
 
Met Luna!
Pinkie is missing!
Partied with Grads!
Rescheduled your Psych Midterm
 
Phone updated! (1 #)
Octavia;