Title:           Equestrian invasion: Day 6, part 3
Author:          JasseSwefag
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First Edit:      Saturday 25th of April 2015 05:13:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 25th of April 2015 05:13:57 PM CDT

>As you're leaving the room you can hear the girls are speaking up.
>You'd like to be filled in on the details on what went down earlier, but you can't exactly have the time right now.
>Right now the #1 priority is to find your car and get you and the girls the heck out of there.
>The easiest thing would be to just ask one of the servants to get the car for you, but you can't risk being recognized.
>The Autists most certainly know what you look like, i mean they found your appartment.
>You can't afford to underestemate them again
>Instead of taking the levevator, you take the good ol' stairs. Just in case.
>As you get closer to the bottom level, you start hearing voices of a crowd. Though it's from the outside. The house is under police lockdown. Already?!
>Fuck, it's probably only a matter of time before they storm the building
>Fuck, what if they find the girls?
>They don't exactly have any IDs. though that would pe the least of your problems if they do get caught.
>Conclusion; if they catch you, you'll all be in a world of shit.
>No, in fact; you ARE in a world. Of shit.
>Okay, keep it together, there's no room for fuck ups now.
>As you reach the bottom level, you only peek out to get a look at the lobby. And as said; it's totally empty and you can see those white blue and red lights flash outside.
>You'll take your chances and try to find a dirrect link between the Hotel and the garage.
>You silently sneak down the small corridor and read the label on each door.
>Cleaning, No.
>Kitchen, No
>Office, No
>Female changing room, yes-i mean No.
>You pass a small bench on wheels with a bunch of deoderant cans and other supplies for the hotel rooms. No specific thought is given to it.
>Soon you bump into a big metall door without a label. Maybe this is you ticket..
>Bingo, a big and cool parking lot is revealed.
>Though.. It's gotta have as many levels as the Hotel itself!
>A small sign to your right informs you that the parking lot has 4 levels.
>Fuck. well, at least the key has an automatic unlocker. Shouldn't take too long to find your car if you hurry.
>you peroceed to jog through the first level, no luck.
>You try the second, same deal.
>But then on the 3rd floor, hallelujah, there it is!
>You unlock it with your remote key to confirm, and the blinkers flashes in the darkness.
>this is going smoother than normal. Maybe you'll all get out in one peice from this one as well.
>???: "YOU HAVE 6 MINUTES TO SURRENDER, THEN WE WILL ENTER THE STRUCTURE"
>t-thats'a police gramophone..
>Fucking shit! You've got to get the girls out, pronto!
>Like a nigger who just stole a TV, you run like the wind towards the door you came from.
>FuckFuckFuck
>you ain't got a second to waste.
>Those fucking ponies better be ready to get the fuck out of here when you reach them.
>You reach your rooms, and without any discression, you throw the girls door open and scream;
"CODE BLACK! GO GO GO!"
>TS: "Wha?! Anon, What are-!"
"We need to get the fuck out of here!"
>TS: "But-"
"NOW!"
>In panic, they pull themselves together. Everyone but Rarity.
"RARITY, GET YOUR BITCH ASS-"
>TS: "Anon! She's still passed out!"
"FUCK!"
>Looks like you'll have to carry her.
>This will not look suspicios at all. just another guy with a passed out girl on his back.
>you pull her up and land her over your shoulder.
"okay, wait outside! I've just gotta get Dashie!"
>They do as you say without questioning, thank god.
>You jog over to your and RDs room and throws the door open.
"Rainbow! Get up, we've got to get the fuck out of here! Now!"
>RD: "WHA-! W-WAIT"
>she's.. watching porn on the Hotel TV.
>And she's got one hand inside her panties.
>If you were not the target of a SWAT team, you would probably like to bust a nut inside her again.
>RD: "Stop! D-don't look! [spoiler] b-baka! [/spoiler] "
She quickly shuts the TV off and pulls her hand out.
"I-im sorry, but we've got to go! right now!"
>You grab the bag of cash.
"Come on! there's no time to Explain!"
>Confued, she does as you say.
>Now it's time to get the fuck out. they're going to enter the building any second.
"Follow me!"
>you take the previous route down stairs, and enter the same hallway.
>???: "WE'RE ENTERING IN THIRTY SECONDS. GIVE UP WHILE YOU CAN"
>Fuckfuckfuck, it won't be enough time!
>You see the tray from before, and the most McGyver-y idea you've ever had pops up in your head.
"Girls, go through that metal door down the hall, i will be there in a moment!"
>TS: "But what are you-"
"Just do it!"
>They hesitate, but do as you say.
>You put Rarity down for a second and start to put your devilish idea to work.
>On the small tray, there is both deoderant, toilet paper and a few lighters
>You take all rolls but one and twirl them around the deoderant cans. Finally, you take the last one and rolls it out down the hallway, creating a fusee.
>This shit better work..
>You grab Raritys still numb body and a lighter and run down to the end of the toilet paper roll.
>Okay, here goes nothing.
>You light the end of the toilet paper roll before entering the garage where the girls are waiting.
>AJ: "What in the hay is going on?!"
"No time to explain, Follow me!"
>you run as fast as you can, with the girls behind you.
>Even though Rarity probably weights about 90 pounds, running around with her on your shoulder is fucking hard.
>you reach your vehicle on the 3rd level, and command everyone to get in.
>Fuck Rarity, she goes in the trunk.
>Thank god for shaded windows.
>Rainbow takes her standard place besides you in the front.
>You turn the key in the ignition, and the car starts.
>It's got to be less than a minute untill the deoderant explodes, time to hurry the fuck up.
>They must have begun entering the lobby by now..
>You drive down the spiral that takes you to ground level.
>You spot the gate out, you can almost taste the freedom
>You floor it. If someone saw you, they'd probably wonder if you have a flux capacitor in the back.
>So close..
>As you reach the gate, it slowly opens
>Did you make it? are you out of the woods yet?
>???: "Halt!"
>..Fucking cop. Of course they had blocked the way out.
>Okay, they ain't got shit on you. You've snaked your way out of tighter situations.
>???: "I must ask you and the others to slowly leave the vehicle"
>RD: "Anon..?" She sais worried
>Okay, you got this
"What? why?! i haven'd done anything! By my right as a citizen of the United States of America, i demand that you let me go!"
>???: "I can't do that, sir. Everyone who leaves the house has to be interrogated due to a terror threat has been made"
"Do i look like a rag head to you? fredom ain't free. The tree of libery and freedom has to be litterd with the blood of patriots. Barack HUSSEIN Obama a.k.a "B.O" is not my pressident. he is islamic gommunist and probably Kenyan as well [spoiler] :DD [/spoiler]. ADAM and Even, not Adam and STEVE ok. Praise Jesus."
>???: "Look, that's real nice and all but-BOOM"
>The officers radio goes on; "There's been an explosion! We need reinforcements!"
>???: "Fuck, "okay i'll be there!". get out of my sight!" he runs towards the blockade at the Hotel enterance.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM&feature=player_detailpage#t=94
>YEAH BITCH
>You drive off in a hurry, but slow enough not to withdraw attention.
>Soon enough, you hit the highway.
>YRW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEAf5zOrxsE
>AJ suddenly pops a comment
>AJ: "Is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"
>Rainbow freezes
>kek. Out of all the stupid shit they could have said right now.
>Normally, you'd be trying to hold back a 14 megaton spaghetti bomb right now.
>I mean; You've been at scruffys office and stared him in the eye and survived, you've skulled the school secritarry, you got laid on a gas station, you drugged Rarity, you dressed as a terrorist and bombthreatened a 5 star city hotel, and you got away with all of it. All before lunch.
>Maybe you should consider a career in pizza delivery.
>Ok, what do you do now?
>You have got find a new place to stay.
>And you're going to need to get lunch soon, Though that is the least of your worries at the moment.
>You have to find a new place to stay for starters. On the country side would be best.
>Actually, why the fuck didn't you think of that in the first place?
>It's fucking ideal; Spegs can't survive without a 100 mgb/s reddit connection, not to mention that they despise everything relating to outdoor activities.
>Maybe you should write a book on the subject.
>"Speglords and Autists, how they are connected" By Anon Y. Mous
>RD: "Anon, What the heck went on back there?! And why is Rarity passed out?!"
"She was sleepy"
>She doesn't respond, but her silent, burning eyes hammering down on your soul lets you know that she's not up for bullshit.
>TS: "The officer said something about a threat that had been made towards the hotel, you don't happen to know anything about that, Anon?"
"I did what i had to, The spergs were on to us, and i had to shake 'em!"
>RD: "Anon, does that have anything to do with that thing you screamed at them in the lobby?"
>TS: "Wait, What did he scream in the lobby?"
>RD: "I dunno! something like "Aloo Snackbar" "
>You hold back a chuckle best you can.
>TS: "Anon, this is not funny.."
"Sorry"
>TS: "I'll ask again; What did you scream at them?"
" 'Allahu Akbar' "
>AJ: "What in the hay does that even mean? Sounds like that sand mule language they have in Saddle Arabia"
>PP: "Dunno! But i know it rhymes with 'sandbar'!"
>At least pinkies spirit hasn't declined an inch.
>TS: "but what does it mean?"
>So here you are, Anon of the Shire, about to explain Islamic buzzwords to the mane 6.
"Basically "Allah is the greatest", or something like that. Religion stuff"
>TS: "Wait, is this 'Allah' a person?"
"Well, kind of.."
>TS: "But what is he-"
"Look, he is sort of like Celestia, or Luna. The difference be that he does not really exist, as least not in the material world"
>TS: "..Im afraid im confused."
"okay, in simple terms; people think he is divine, and if they do as he say, they will get to go to a nice place when they die"
>TS: "wait, first of all; if he isn't real, how can people know what he said?! it doesn't-!"
"I'm going to stop you right there. Let's just drop the subject. In fact; the less you know, the better probably."
>TS: "May i ask why?"
>By this time, all the attention is on the argument between you and Twilight
"people do bad things to each other because of it"
>TS: "But-"
>Fuck you Purple. If you told her that people are probably being decapitated because or religion as we speak, she would either not believe you, or throw up.
"Just drop it Twilight."
>She sighs
>Without thinking, you've just driven along with the high way. You just left the city, and small farms are starting to pop up along the way.
>AJ: "hey Anon, exactly where are we going?"
"I think it will be for the best if we keep out of the city as much as possible. We should be safe out on the country side"
>Suddenly, she shines up a bit
>AJ: "Country side? You have my support on that one! Gotta say that it's nice to get out of that fancy schmancy big city"
>TS: "But Anon, where are we going to stay?"
>You honestly have no idea, bu as long as it's not unbearable you don't really care.
"Some Motel is bound to come up sooner or later, trust me"
>"An eternity later"
>Why the heck are there no motels around these parts?! Not even a gas station?!
>Several hours has passed, and for each one you seem to see fewer and fewer houses along the way.
>the red gas sign on the dash board has been glowing for a while now. if you don't find a gas station soon, you're toast.
>14:00
>AJ: "Anon, are you sure you know where we're going?"
"Yeah yeah, i got it"
>Pinkies tummy growls.
>PP: "ooh, y-you don't happen to have some cupcakes Noony?"
>Man, what the fuck does she think?
"Sorry, pinkie. We'll stop for some food as soon as we find a diner or something."
>Disappointed, she leans back into her seat and looks out the window.
>You feel the silent preasure is increasing.
>All of a sudden, you start to hear moans from the trunk.
>R: "mmhh~.. Fancy Pants.. y-your pants are so.. fancy~.."
>Oh shit, you almost forgot about her
>The girls notices it as well.
>TS: "Anon! Stop the err.. 'car'! Rarity is still in the back!"
>You start to slow down and stops at the road side.
>the girls all rush out and gather at the back and try to open the trunk up
>Not knowing how to open it up, they stand and try to force it up by simply pushing it upwards
>TS: "Anon! She's locked inside!"
>Time to take advantage of the situation and impress the ladies.
>You just glance at her with a calm expression on your face.
"ladies, stand back."
>In confusion they look at each other, but do as you say.
"open Sesame"
>You swype your hand through the air, as you press the 'unlock' button on the key in your pocket
>The blinkers neatly flashes and the trunk door smoothly opens.
>TS: "H-how did you do that?! I thought this world didn't have any magic!"
"You still have much to learn, young padawan"
>TS: "What in all of-"
>She's interrupted by Raritys who's waking up from the daylight that struck her face as the door opened.
>R: "uuuhh, my head.."
>TS: "Rarity! Are you ok?!"
>R: "Huh, Twilight? Where am i?"
>TS: "i.. don't really know"
>She looks at you, who pretend not to notice her glance.
>R: "mmh, what happend?"
>AJ: "We actually hoped you would know, since anon said you just passed out"
>R: "i- i passed out? For how long?"
>TS: "A couple of hours. Don't you have any memory of what happend?"
>R: "uh.. no, i don't. The last thing i remember is that we left the mall.. i think"
>TS: "Rarity, that was yesterday.."
>Shit, wasn't she suposed to have at least a few more days wiped out?
>You'll have to trust that it's enough. There's nothing you can do about it at the moment.
>R: "What?! What happend to me?!"
>TS: "Anon said you just passed out when he was going to tell you to-!"
>Twilight. I swear to god.
>R: "..Tell me what, twilight?"
>TS: "You know..?"
>She just looks at her with a qustion mark on her face.
>TS: "eheh, Anon, can i have a word with you?"
>Damnit.
>the two of you walk a few meters down the road. Meanwhile, the girls help Rarity out of the trunk.
>TS: "Anon, didn't you tell Rarity to.. you know."
"-i was going to! But she fucking passed out on me!"
>TS: "But the two of you were out for quite a while! How long does it take to tell her to.. 'back off'?!"
"Shit, i'm sorry! Gimme a break, it isn't that easy!"
>TS: "ok ok, just.. just promise me to have the 'talk' with her as soon as possible."
"I will, i will."
>But if she doesn't remember a thing, you won't really need to. Thank god.
>She sighs.
>TS: "Anon, you know im doing this for the sake of everybody, right? And that includes you. We can't afford to make things more complicated than they already are."
"I know, i know. As soon as i get the chance again, i'll speak to her. ok?"
>Twilight nods affirmatively.
>RD: "hey! What are you two up to?"
>TS: "N-noting! We'll be right there!"
>She looks at you once more before she turns around and joins the girls.
>Okay, first things first. 1: Find somewhere to eat. And to get gas.
"get in the car, everybody. it's time we get out of here"
>they do as you say.
>But you you turn the key in the lock, nothing happens..
>You try again.
>"WhirWhirWhirWhir"
>Fucking shit stained hell..
>AJ: "Anon?"
>You sigh
>great
"Sorry girls, but we'll have to walk untill we find a gas station.."
>PP: "You mean one like the one on that sign?"
"Huh?"
>She points to a road sign a few houndred meter up the road
>"ANONSVILLE; GAs, INN, DINER. 5 KILOMETERS"
>No fucking way.
>Well alright then. Not bad.
"Seems like we're walking there. Let's get going"
>soon, the walk felt longer than it seemed.
>the girls just won't shut the fuck up.
>Even though you've been close as shit to fucking up all of your lives permanently several times, the last one just a few hours ago, they still can't fucking gap it. Why can't they be just a teeny
 
weeny bit emotionally scarred?
>Even RD whos usually at your side is with the other girls a few meters behind.
>Much of their conversation is about what Rarity has forgotten, and for being a sensetive diva, she takes most of it pretty well.
>Though you can't deny that the country air is rather pleasant. Coolng breezes fondle your nose as you strive along the rode, with the blazing summer sun in your neck.
>And it looks like Spike and Lyra are getting along better and better by each passing minute.
>They better keep their hormones in check back there though. The last thing you need is a prego in the group.
>you weren't exactly the star student in biology, but hopefully you don't have to worry about a dog knocking up a horse.
>Still though.
>The road is straight, and it looks like it's reaching several more kilometers without a single curve.
>but soon, a small complex of structures are starting to emerge in the distant.
>Finally
>"ANONSVILLE"
S: "Hey Anon, is this it?"
"Yeah, i think so. I'll just get some gas, and we'll head back to the car"
>Spikes tummy growls
>P: "B-but i havn't even had breakfast yet!"
>L: "Yeah, me neither!"
>Right, food'sa factor.
>You've completely forgotten that neither you, or the girls have even had lunch yet.
>At least the girls had the privilege to eat breakfast.
>Either way you have to get something to eat.
"Right, let's find that diner."
>Before you know it, you're in the small village, and people are going about their buisness.
>AJ: "I gotta say, i like the vibe of this place. Feels a bit like home"
>TS: "I agree, there's a bit of a resemblance."
>FS: "M-maybe there are critters about!"
"Well, glad you like it. It seems we're staying here for now."
>You and the girls head towards city hall in hunt for a diner, which you soon spot.
>Big LED lights spell "Diner" and there's waitresses attending the customers inside, just like in some old movie.
>The town probably have a few years on it's neck. And it seems like it doesn't quite catch up with the progress outside, even though the neighbouring cities arn't that far away.
>As you pass down the street towards the Diner, you notice that you drag some suspicious looks from the locals.
>They probably arn't that used to outsiders. You know how these places can be.
>As you enter the small Diner, the small bell rings and the Waitresses take notice of your arrival.
>Again, you drag suspicious looks towards yourselves from truckers and other guests.
>Ignoring it, you and the others take a seat at an empty table.
>A few menus are placed on the table, and the girls immediately starts digging for something they find appealing.
>Twilights face looks more and more disgusted as she reads.
>TS: "Does everything have meat in it?"
"If you don't want pankaces, i'm sure they could cough up a salad or something if you ask."
>PP: "oooh! Can i get syrup on my pankaces?!"
"I'd be surprised if you couldn't"
>her body is swaying in exitement.
>By human standards, she's gotta have one diagnose for every letter in the alphabet.
>A fairly young waitress rolls up to your table.
>???: "Wha'dya' want?"
>Naturally, Twilight starts. She clears her throat and begins;
>TS: "Ahem, i'd like a salad, without any meat if that would be possible?"
>???: "Sure"
>PP: "Pankaces! With lots of syrup!"
>The waitress just shrugs
>R: "I'll have a salad, like hers" She nods towards twilight
>The maid keeps writing on her small notepad.
>AJ: "I'll go with the pancakes as well, ma'm"
>FS: "uuhm.. I'll have waffles, without sugar, please."
>As Fluttershy finished her order, everyone turned to Rainbow, waiting for her to make hers.
>RD: "Ehehe, uhm i havn't quite decided yet."
>She moves closer to you
>RD: "Why don't you order first, Anon?"
>the waitress just rolls her eyes, like she's seen it a thousand times before.
"Uh, sure. I think i'll have Eggs and bacon"
>Jut as you finished your sentence, Rainbow opens her mouth,
>RD: "I'll have-!"
>???: "you'll have the same. Big surprise"
>She writes a few lines on her notepad as she makes her way over to the kitchen, where you can hear her scream your orders at the cook.
>TS: "So, exactly what is the plan from now on?"
>The girls turn their attention to you.
"Well, the sign said that there would be an Inn or something here, so i supose we're staying there tonight"
>TS: "But Anon, We're several hours away from the school now.. Do you mean to drive there, and back every day?"
>...fuck
>Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go here after all.
>Shit, you'll have to get up like what, 04:00 AM in the morning to be at the school at 7?
>Make that 03:00 if you want to have some sort of breakfast.
>Fucking bullshit.
>You could pick something up and eat in the car..
>You could use some Interstellar shit right now.
"I'll have to live with it for the time being. I'll figure something out eventually"
>RD: "That's right! Anon always comes up with something!"
>FS: "T-thank you for being so kind to us.."
>AJ: "I'm glad we can count on you, Anon"
>Gulp
"Y-yeah, no biggie"
>Nothing has practiacally changed, but hearing them say how much they depend on you adds a humonguos weight on your chest.
>Soon a pretty chubby male waiter comes to your table ands serves your meals.
>He smiles and says "Enjoy", like he actually meant it. Nice guy.
>Just as he was about to leave, Fluttershy starts mumbling.
>the waiter turns around
>???: "Huh?"
>FS: "E-excuse me, but.. uh"
>Everyone looks at her, and she's visibly pressured.
>FS: "T-this has sugar on it and uhm.. i ordered it without sugar"
>No one says anything, so she feels pressured to continue.
>TS: "I-i really can't have too much sugar"
>the waiter smiles at her, and says with a fair voice
>???: "Oh, look at that. I'll tell you what; i'll take this one back and bring back another peice. Alright?"
>She modestly smiles at him
>???: "Are everybody else good?"
>The girls silently nod.
>the waiter brings Fluttershys plate back to the kitchen.
>TS: "Ahem soo.. What should we spend the day on? I don't suppose there's much more we can do to find the portal for the time being, soo.."
"Well first of all, im going to go back and get Lyra, Spike and the car. I would appreciate it if you would you know, not get in trouble untill i get back"
>They smile.
"Then, i guess we could go for a walk in the woods to relax, if you'd like to"
>FS: "Oh Yes please!"
>Seems like fluttershy's been longing to get out of the civilisation. but you don't blame her. A walk in the woods would be nice.
>AJ: "Count me in. I'd like to see one of those human farms if there are any around."
>The rest of the girls seem to agree as well.
>The waiter comes back with a can of coffe.
>TS: "Oh, i don't normally drink coffe.."
>He stops for a second and looks at Twilight
>TS: "..But uh, i guess i could try a small cup"
>He smiles and fills her cup up, as well as the other girls.
>he makes eye contact with fluttershy
>???: "your waffles will be ready in just a minute"
>FS: "O-okay"
>He walks back towards the kitchen. Of some reason he seems to walk somewhat like a crab now. What's up with that?
>As said; he comes back after about a minute with fluttershys waffles.
>???: "Waffles, no sugar. Sorry about that earlier"
>FS: "Oh no, it's alright. Thank you"
>He smiles yet again before he leaves.
TS: "What a pleasan human. Don't you think?"
>Fluttershy takes a small bite and smiles.
>FS: "it's good"
>[spoiler] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ZXRlcoEW8 [/spoiler]
>Shit, you should have ordered something for Spike and Lyra as well.
>You might as well get going. The sooner you get the car and find an Inn, the better.
"Girls, i should go get the car and pick up Lyra and Spike. Don't go anywhere and don't talk to anyone, ok?"
>TS: "But wouldn't it be more time efficient if we looked for that Inn while you fetch Lyra and Spike?"
>They look at you
"And what if you get in trouble? i won't be able to help you if im several kilometers away"
>TS: "But-"
"Twilight, you and the girls will stay put. is that clear?"
>She sighs
>TS: "Yes"
"Good. I'll be back in 60-90 minutes"
>Twilight probably isn't too used to geting orders like that. Probably since she's normally the leader of the group.
>Just as you left the diner, something dawns to you.
>..you bought extra gas just this morning. That you put in the trunk of the car.
>Briliant. Fantastic.
>You smile like a maniac to yourself.
>Okay, let's just get it over with.
>And so you start making your way back to the car.
 
----
>AJ: "So what are we suposed to do untill anon comes back?"
>TS: "He told us to stay here, but i can't shake the feeling that we'd do more good if we at least found that Inn."
>RD: "I agree, We can't just sit here and let Anon do everything!"
>FS: "I don't know.. He was very confident in that we should stay here"
>PP: "ooh, but he's going to take like, forever!"
>RD: "Well, i don't know about you guys, but i'm going to help anon by looking for some place for us to sleep tonight"
>R: "Ugh, well i can't let you go alone no"can i. I'll come too"
>PP: "ooh, me three!"
>AJ looks at Twilight
>TS: "*Sigh*, Anon's not going to be happy.."
>All the girls get up and exit the small diner.
>Several roades lead in different dirrection, and none seem more promising than the other.
>AJ: "Soo, which way are we takin'?"
>RD: "I don't really think it matters. Let's just start walking and we'll find something eventually."
 
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>Ok, this is where you left Spike and Lyra. But where the heck are they?
>Bad scenarios start to cloud your mind.
>"Sorry Twilight, they were kidnaped by Russian Road pirates."
>You know how Twilight is when she's upset. Hell, if she could use magic, she's probably go Voldemort on you if you lost Spike.
>But suddenly you faintly hear something from inside the woods at your left.
>It sounds like.. giggling?
>You enter the woods. It immediately gets darker, the trees are swallowing all the light. The ground consists mainly of soft moss.
>you continue a few meters in.
"Ayo! Spike Lyr-!"
>There, behind a rock you see them.
>Well, you mostly see Spike, since he's fucking on top of Lyra
>They turn their faces to you in shock.
>you make eye contact with them. No one says anything.
>...
"Ahem uuh. I was going to get the car and uuh.. i could stop by if you want a few more minutes.. or something.."
>Spike looks like he's about to soil his pants.
>If he does, whatever he's got going on with Lyra will literally turn to shit. You know, since she's still under him and all.
>S: "I-i-!"
>Lyra rolls over and takes the top position, with spike under her.
>L: "You do that! We need a few more minutes, right, spikey?"
>d-dem bedroom eyes
>you know for a fact that rainbow's got 'em as well.
>yeah, life in Equestria is going to rock.
>Spike tries to force some sentence, but is once again interrupteb by the mare in heat on top of him
>S: "I-i-"
>L: "Go. Now. Come back later!"
>And just like that she attacks his face. At first, he looks a bit horrified, but soon his grimace turns calm, and they continue making out just like before, as if you weren't even there.
>..Alrighty then.
>At least in dog years Spike should be 'legal'. i think.
>Anyway, these birdies arn't going anywhere. Time to get the car.
>After a couple of minutes you reach the car.
>It's going to be a god damn sauna in there, considering it's probably 25+ in the shadow.
>As you open the trunk, you're hit with that steaming hot odor of leather and oil.
>You get the can of gas and fills your car up.
>That ought to do it.
>Now, back to town and find somewhere to get some well deserved rest.
>But first you've got to pick up Joanie and Chachi
>You stop at same the wood glade as earlier, and an exited Lyra comes galloping, folowed by Spike, whom look just like a troubled teenager.
>Lyra takes the backseat, and Spike was just about to get in the front, when lyra ojected;
>L: "Spike, arn't you going to sit with me?"
>You just look at him, and he back at you.
>S: "Uh, y-yeah, Of course!"
>Once he's in the back, you can see Lyra starting to fool around with him in the rearview mirror.
>If only the nigga had the same effect on Rarity a day ago.
>Would have been a win-Win for everybody.
>Anyway, the ride back is fairly quiet.
>Wonder what kind of shit the girls will surprise you with this time.
>You enter the town again, and eventually find the diner again.
>You pull over besides the sidewalk, lock the door and enters the diner.
>Lyra and Spike hides in the trunk.
>The girls should be right over.. there.
>Fuck!
>When you find them, you're going to go fucknig Joseph Fritzl on their asses.
>You walk over to the cashier
"Did you see a bunch of girls at that table leaving?"
>She looks at you over her glasses
>???: "Yeah, they left about 50 minutes ago"
"Fuck! You don't happn to have any ide where they might have gone?"
>???: "No, Sorry sweetheart. Though it looked like they had a lively discussion"
"Shit, alright thanks"
>You exit the diner and try to spot the pastel pastel colored devils outside.
>Nothing in sight.
>They better not have been kidnapped by some fat trucker
>This is defenetly the last time you let them alone. Obviously they can't handle it.
>I mean even Twilight? She's suposed to be responsible and shit.
>You sigh before you start walking down the street.
>Were could they be heading?
>You were going to find a place to stay when you got back, so maybe they decided to 'help' you find a place to stay?
>Could be. It's the best you've got for the moment. plus, you have to find a place to sleep either way.
>You stop a ranodom guy on the street.
"Ay, you don't happen to know if there are any motels around town?"
>???: "Uh yeah, just follow the street down 2 blocks, then there's one at your left, just besides the Burlesque club."
>A burlesq-? No, nevermind
"Okay, thanks"
>The clock is closing in on 17:00
>You continue down the street, and as the stranger said; there lies a motel, not exactly as fancy as the last place you stayed at, but it looks bearable.
>Shit, speaking of the last place; You never paid for anythiing. Even though you actually had a ton of cash.
>Well it'll have to wait. You've got bigger problems on your hands right now.
>Still no familiar girls in sight. You're staring to get worried. What if they've actually been abducted?
>They're all so god damn gullible.
>You can feel a big knot emerging in your stomach just thinkking of it.
>So, where is the hell are they?
>Maybe they went inside the motel? It's worth checking out.
>As you open the door, a bell rings and the cashier puts down a newspaper and looks your way.
>you clear your throat.
"uuh, i'm looking for a group of 6 girls"
>She just keeps staring at you
"...And you don't happen to have seen them?"
>???: "No"
>Shoot
"Alright, thanks anyway"
>???: "but if i were you, i'd check next door"
"huh?"
>She nods towards a poster on the wall.
>"BURLESQUE; GIRLS NIGHT"
>Of course. It's probably the worst place for them to be in right now, and of judging by experience; that's probably where they are then.
>???: "Half the women in town will be there, and the rest wish they were."
>"including me" she whispers for herself.
"Okay, thanks"
>Alright, just get it over with.
>You exit the motel and you can see there's a crowd starting to form outside the Burlesque club. Females only. Cougars to be exact.
>You sigh and start walking for the enterance, where guards stand.
>You were about to casually enter, but a guard stops you
>???: "Sorry pal, women only, and no; it doesn't matter if you swing that way."
"Come on, man! I'm looking for some lost girls!"
>He chuckles
>???: "Ha! Arn't we all. Now get lost"
>As you turn around and start walking, you hear some whistling and someone crack a comment behind your back.
>???: "mmm-uuhm! You can come inside my cottage anytime!"
"T-thanks"
>You've got to find another way in.
 
---
AJ: "I'mah' tellin' you Rainbow! There's gotta be a Motel down THIS road!"
>RD: "pfft, yeah right! And how can you tell, Applejack?"
>AJ: "'Cause.. 'cause i have a good feeling about this way!"
>RD: "Oh yeah? well-!"
>TS: "Girls, stop! why don't we just ask someone?"
>Silently, they agree
>Applejack stops the first best person she sees.
>AJ: "'Scuse me M'am, but you don't happen to know about if there's any hotels around town?"
>???: "There sure are! I'm heading there now!"
>TS: "You are?! You wouldn't mind us following? We've been searching for it for a while now!"
>The lady chuckles.
>AJ: "Uhh, is somethin' funny?"
>???: "Oh please, i know it's not the motel you're after"
>The girls just tsrae at her in confusion
>???: "You're going to the Burlesque, right?"
>the girls still have confusion painted on their faces.
>TS: "uuh, what's a 'Burleske'?"
>A smile widens on the womans face
>???: "Girls, prepare for the night of your life"
>TS: "I'm sorry, but i'm afraid i'm confused"
>???: "Come, i'll show you"
>And so the girls joined the woman, who lead them to the Burlesque club, which just had opened for the night, though the crowd was still pretty small.
>R: "Twilight, you don't happen to know where this woman is taking us?"
>TS: "No, but this place is just beside the Motel according to her"
>After a few minutes they reach the club.
>???: "Here we are! You have money for tickets, right?"
>TS: "Uuh, we were really just looking for the motel, so i think we should be on our way"
>???: "Nonsense! I can't let you girls miss a night like this!"
>TS: "But-"
>???: "I won't take no for an answer! Here, my treat!"
>She pulls out a VIP pass (Which allows her to bring some friends as well).
>TS: "I don't know.."
>???: "Don't worry, you're going to have the time of your lives!"
>Twilights sighs
>AJ: "Well, if it's that amazin', we could at least check it out ah' guess?"
>???: "That's the spirit! Come on!"
>The woman waves her pass at the guard, who let's them all through.
 
---
>Maybe there's an back door?
>You walk around the block, and find a small alley that seem to lead to the clubs backside.
>You can see the dusk is closing in, judging by the red horizon.
>There's a big metal door, it could be your ticket to getting inside.
>You pull in the handle, but no luck.
>Okay, what now?
>Suddenly, the door fles open, and you throw yourself behind it.
>???: "Who's there?" a thick male voice says.
>A few moments pass.
>You can hear him whisper "Damn kids.." to himself, before closing the door again.
>Then something catches your eye above you.
>An air conditioner.
>Hope it's sturdy.
>You jump up and grabs a hold on it. The edges are perfect grips.
>Without too much effort you manage to climb up on it, and then up on the roof top.
>Alright, now how do you get inside?`
>You scan the roof for any windows, or similar.
>Bingo, there's a heat and smoke vent.
>squatted down, you sneak over to it and look through it.
>It seems it leads to some kind of walkway. There's also a bunch of spotlights there, so it's probably just behind the scene.
>It looks clear, so you assemble some courage and slowly open the vent, and like a ninja you jump down.
>...
>The coast is clear. Now, act like you're suposed to be there. Hitman style.
>this whole thing better be worth it.
>You can hear there's crowd growing down in front of the scene. Exclusively females.
>Okay, now you need to find a good view of the crowd. The big red curtains cover your view from up here.
>At the end, you can see a ladder down to ground level.
>Fuck, someone's climbing it!
>You start acting like you're just hanging.
>???: "hey, who are you?"
"huh? I'm Karl"
>???: "Ha-ha, you know what i meant. What are you doing up here?"
"I was told by the manager to take a break before the show."
>???: "But.. all the other dancers are down there.. and i'm the lead dancer"
>Shit. play it off.
"uuh You are? great! because uuh..."
>A silence rises, and then he gets it.
>???: "GUA-!"
>SMACK
>the man whore falls numb.
>Fuck, If you just for once did not have to use extreme measures.
>Hopefully he'll at least be out for a while.
>you walk over to the ladder and climb down to the floor.
>oh lord
>You knew it was ladies night, but you never considered what it actually menat.
>Male strippers. lots and lots of male strippers.
>Don't stare at thier dicks Don't stare at thier dicks Don't stare at thier dicks GOD DAMMIT, FOCUS PRIVATE
>At the other side of the room, you can depict a small gap in the red curtains.
>???: "Alright boys! Show time in 3 minutes!"
>Fuck! Time to hurry up. You're basically standing on the scene.
>You sneak your way over to the gap and tries to get a good look of the audience.
>God damnit, it's getting flooded fast. You could not even spot your own mother if she was there.
>not that your mom would go to a male stip show.
>Or would- FOCUS.
>???: "1 minute!"
>Oh shit, it's time you get the fuck out of there.
>Just as you're about to leave the stage, a man in a black suit stops you.
>???: "Hey, where are you going? And why are you fully dressed?!"
"Oh eh sorry, i'm not in the-"
>???: "Ah, you're the main attraction! Get in poition, everyone's waiting for you!"
"What? Listen god dammit i'm not-!"
>before you have time to object any further, you're standing in the middle of the scene with a dozen skimpy clothed men around you, and a screaming crowd of horny fossils howling and cheering.
>???: "WWOOO TAKE IT OFF!!"
>They're like wild animals.
>You've got to get the fuck out of here. NOW.
>You turned to our left, and you see the same guy in black suit, waving for you to continue, before he makes a 'thoat cutting' gesture.
>God, looks like you don't have a choice.
>the music starts, and all the dancers are dacing in a pattern around you, and you do the only thing you can do at the moment; dance. Or you try at least.
>You probably look like some fucking Idol-failure by now.
>???: "C'MON SHAKE IT BABY!!"
>Then, all the dancers gather around and..
>Saving your boxers, They strip you naked. Butt ass naked.
>A huge wave of screams is heard from the crowd, which goes nuts at the sight of your mostly naked body.
>Even though you're not fat, you wouldn't say that your body is a solid 10/10, unlike some of the guys around you.
>I mean you DID do some pushups once in a while, not to brag but-
>???: "YEAH GIMME SOME SUGAR, BABE!!"
>Okay, even though you'd without a doubt carve a new asshole in your forehead with a shotgun if you had one, it's.. kind of thrilling at the same time?
>There's probably a better word for it, but it doesn't matter. You've got to do something, or you'll be ripped to pieces either by that black suit guy, or by the crowd.
>If you have to do this, you mind as well do your best.
>Alright, here goes nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwpXipZUoE [spoiler] i don't know any good Gay Bar music, okay?! [/spoiler]
>The spotlights flash in all the colors of the rainbow.
>A dancer bows down before you and puts his ass in the air, and you know what you must do.
>You start airhumping him with all your might. Your meat's dingling like a dying tuna in your boxers.
>The crowd goes fucking insane.
>???: "SHAKE IT!! COME TO MAMA!!"
>You start doing some 'sexy' posing/moves, and the men around you are trying to imitate you best they can. Im pretty sure they had a specific scheme to begin with.
>Well, you'd say you're sorry for fucking ther faggot-dance routine up, but since you never planned or wanted to be here; you'll pass.
>You bend over and strech your ass towards the audience and starts caressing it with your hand, then smack it with all the might you can assemble in your hand.
>It hurts. but you do it for shrek.
>At least the front lines should have heard the pain you inflicted on your right ass cheek.
>Again; the audience goes nuts.
>Then you see something that drops your balls 10 feet (And considering the fact that you're only wearing boxers, the girls peobably saw that they did as well)
>Mobile phones. Filming mobile phones.
>God. Fucking. dammit.
>Shit, you can't afford to stop for it though, it seems you have to finish this spectacle.
>Well, if you'd ever consider to become a professional stripper some day, this will fit right in on you CV.
>People are fighting their way to the front. Seems like the strongest survive down there.
>For your next move, you do something you've been good at since you were little.
>With a spin move, you stand on your hands, then you slowly split your legs, giving everyone in the audience a first class look at your bulge.
>it seems like the more you give them, the more they want.
>???: "TAKE OFF YOUR BOXERS!!"
>???: "BE A MAN!! TAKE 'EM OFF!!"
>Oh god pls no.
>How long will this shit last? it's already been a few minutes, and you aint got that many more moves in storage.
>???: "Take them on!"
>???: "uuh yeah, yeah! What she said!"
>Phew, at least there's someone with a bit of sense in the- wait a second, you know those voices..
>The crowd is rendered silent in a few seconds, and everyone is staring at a group of girls standing in the back.
>OH NO. NONONO
>THEY ARE FUCKING HERE? HOW MUCH DID THEY SEE?! WHOPPY-DO, APARENTLY EVERYTHING SINCE YOU'RE DOING A SPLIT WHILE STANDING ON YOUR HANDS.
>They look sort of paralyzed, you're not sure wether it's from you ahem, 'Erotic dancing', or from the giant crowd staring at them.
>aaand Pinkie's drooling.
>PP: "Frosting.."
>Let's pretend that that does not answer your question.
>But where is-?
>RD: "ANON!!"
>Rainbow dash is charging at full speed towards the scene. The battalion of Cougars and land Whales braces themselves to protect their spots, not willing to move a centimeter back from the stage.
>Battle_of_the_Black_Gate.LOTR
>just as she was about to hit the wall of meat, she jumps, and like a chimp on roid rage she sprints on the head and shoulders of the audience untill she makes a final leap of faith onto the stage. Ninja style.
"Rainbow! uuh i can-!"
>Without a word she grabs your hand and pulls you backstage.
"Rainbow! I'm so happy to-"
>THUMP!
>She kicked you in the balls with the wrath of a rampaging god.
"M-MOMAH"
>Like a sack of potatoes, you fall to the floor.
>RD: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
>She forces you to look at her, which is pretty hard since you're about to cry like a little baby.
>"You idiot!" she yells before hugging your mostly naked, kneeled down body.
>The girls come storming in from a back door.
>TS: "Anon! are you- What happend?!"
"S-she kicked me i-in the ba~hals"
>TS: "Rainbow!"
>Rainbow ignores her
>RD: "Come on, we're leaving!"
>She starts pulling in your arm.
>Almost puking while saying it, you squeeze out a sentense;
"S-sorry, but i'm not going anywhere for a couple of minutes"
>RD: "then we'll carry you!"
"No NO NO! my balls need some space god damnit!"
>RD: "Come one you big baby! It wasn't that hard!"
>PP: "Not that hard? But we heard you from othe other room!"
>???: "We'll be taking a short break, ladies! but be reeeaaddy for some steaming action when you return!"
>The dude in black suit comes running. I guess it's justified to think he's the manager.
>???: "What the hell was that?! They loved him! And You! If you as much as THINK of runining his performance again, i'll sue you so fucking hard that you'll have to take a loan just to PISS"
>He helps you sit up.
>???: "Everybody Shoo! Give the man some space!"
"aah, watch my balls!"
>???: "What is it?! Did she use some kind of exploding nut sack technique on ya?! If they fall off during performance i swear to god i'll-"
"*GULP* i-i think i'll be fine.. just a few more seconds.."
>???: "That's the spirit! Those bitches out there adored you!"
>AJ: "Sorry to break it to you sir, but i don't think Anon will be doing any more of 'that'. he's coming with us"
>???: "For the love of- Can someone escort these bitches outside?"
"Sorry, but she's right. I'm not even a fucking dancer."
>he looks at you confusedly.
"I was about to leave, you were the one who put me on the stage"
>???: " But.. if you're not the main attraction.. then who the fuck is?!"
>the guy you knocked out earlier comes halting, soothing his head.
>Shit, he can't see you.
"Uh, what about that guy?"
>???: "okay! He's the main attraction now! Now let's get the show moving again people!" he claps his hands.
>A guard hands you a bag of clothes.
"T-thanks"
>the dancers are taking their positions again. the crowd is not getting any quieter.
>???: "PUT THE OTHER GUY ON STAGE AGAIN!!"
>I guess you're "the guy"..
>There's no way in this hell you're going out there again, lady.
>TS: "Anon? Are you ok?"
"I'll be ok"
>you start to put on the clothes the guard handed you.
>AJ: "So, are you planin' on telling us how you ended up on the stage? as 'main attraction'?"
"Why of course dear, it's a logn story. But the short verision is I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!!"
>Immediately, they all sank their heads in guilt.
"Why the hell did you not stay at the diner like we agreed?!"
>TS: "Well uuh.. you see.."
>RD: "it's my fault. don't be mad at them."
>you sigh
"Why then?"
>RD: "I.. just wanted to help! I-i'm sorry Anon!"
>She runs off with tears starting to run down her cheeks.
>R: "Rainbow Dash!"
>It's too late, she exited through the back door.
>Applejack is about to run after, but you stop her.
"Wait, i'll get her."
>As you've put on the last garments on your body, the girls help you up.
>But only now it dawns to you, the crowd is furious.
>???: "BOOO!! BRING THE OTHER GUY BACK!!
>From a guards walie talkie you hear a terrefied voice "We can't hold them! the fence will collapse!"
>A fat woman comes throught the red curtains, when she sees you, she screams "THERE HE IS!! GET HIM!"
>Oh fuck
>Soon numerous of other unpleasant females specimens sees you, and charges right at you.
"Girls?"
>TS: "y-yeah?"
"RUUN!"
>You get up and instantly squeezes you delicate balls between your legs, but you can't stop now. not here.
>You and the girls exit through the same door as rainbow.
>Outside, you find her quietly weeping.
"Rainbow!"
>RD: "I know I know! I screwed up! like i always do.."
"That'll have to wait! Run!"
>You grab her hand, and the 7 of you run as fast as you all possibly can.
>You still see the 'walking dead; old and horny edition' scene chasing you. But after a couple of blocks, you seem to have lost them.
>When you stop, all you do for a minute is breathe.
>Applejack is the first one to crack a comment.
>AJ: "Heh.. your new fans, eh Anon?"
>At first you just chuckle a bit, but then you and the others start laughting your lungs out.
>When you're done, the silence re-enters once again.
"So, how about we get the car and get some sleep at the Motel?"
>R: "Finally! I am simply exhausted!"
"Sounds like you had a rough day.."
>R: "Why yes! I-.. oh, i see what you're getting at.."
>you chuckle a little bit again.
"Come on, let's get out of here. the car's parked at the diner"
>The girls slowly starts walking, but Rainbow lingers.
"Rainbow?"
>You pull her close to you, but she's resisting.
"Rainbow, what's the matter?"
>RD: "I'm such an idiot.."
>She puts her hands over her face
"It.. wasn't so bad?"
>She just glares at you
"you just wanted to help, correct? It just didn't turn out like you though. But the thought still counts, right?"
>She doesn't say anything.
"What did you and the girls try to do anyway?"
>RD: "We.. tried to find the Motel.."
>you chuckle.
"Well, did you find it?"
>RD: "Uh sorta'.."
"oh yeah? how about you show me the way there since i don't know where it is?"
>>RD: "Y-you don't know where it is?"
"Not the slightest clue"
>You lied about that, but you want to make her feel better about herself.
"Would you mind guiding us back there, Rainbow?"
>She shines up like a sun and hugs you tight. You do the same.
"So.. was i any good?"
>Can you multiply colors? because if you can; imagine her face going 10x redder than a tomato.
>RD: "Y-yeah.."
"i'm sorry, what was that?"
>RD: "Yes you were"
>Again, you chuckle, before leaning down and giving her a slow and wet kiss.
>You can feel her stiff body melt like butter in your arms as your lips connect.
>After a good 10 seconds you break it off, and you just embrace each other for a moment.
>RD: "And.. i'm sorry i kicked you in the balls"
>This thime you can't resist to laugh.
"heh, let's just say that you owe me one, alright?"
>She smiles and nods.
>AJ: "Are you two love birds comin'?"
"yeah, we'll be right there!"
>Not much was said on the way back to the car, where Lyra and Spike had already passed out in the trunk.
>The ride back to the motel was even more silent, which you had nothing against. You've always liked to listen to the radio while driving, but with these girls around; you hold every silent moment dearly.
>The only talking was Rainbow who proudly dirrected you back to the motel.
>the checking in at the motel went fast. You got one 4 bedder and one 3 bedder, so there wasn't going to be any fooling around between you and a certain Miss Dash, but right now you could care less.
>Everyone said goodnight, and just went straight to bed, even though the clock was only about 7.
>You and Rainbow shared the three bedder with Applejack. You didn't really care who you shared it with, as long as it wasn't Pinkie. You know you don't have the patience for that one.
>Getting undressed went fast, and it's even starting to feel a bit natural to get undressed even though you've got two smoking hot chicks in the same room, and one being your girl friend.
>Hell, if it wern't for you; these girls would probably prefer not to wear clothes at all.
>Dashie joins you under the silky smooth sheets. She curls up against you and presses her chesticles against your chest, striving for as much friction as possible between the two of you.
>After a minute or two of grinding, she seems to be happy enough.
>You were just about to fall asleep when Dash starts again.
>RD: "hey Anon?"
"mmh?"
>RD: "Did.. Did the kick hurt badly?"
"heh yeah, pretty badly. You're one hell of a kicker"
>You can tell she feels a mixture of shame and pride.
"Let's just hope you didn't beak 'em.."
>RD: "W-what?"
"I don't know if they'll work properly from now on"
>RD: "W-what does that mean?"
"it means that i might not be able to have children"
>RD: "W-what?! Is there anything i can do? Do you want me to massage them? Because i-"
>She sees that you're trying to contain your laughter, and just curls up on your chest again.
>RD: "Don't scare me like that"
"Why?"
>She doens't respond.
>Does that mean she-? nah, she doesn't seem like the motherly type.
>And it's not like she's about to get knocked up, i mean you used a condom and everything when you had sex, so you shouldn't have anything to be worried about.
>Wait a second..
>...
>It dawns to you that you didn't.
>You didn't use a fucking condom.
>You didn't use a fucking condom?!
>Your goosebumps rises like the ressurection of Jesus.
>RD: "Anon? What is it?"
>You just look her in the eye for a second.
"N-nothing, go back to sleep"
>RD: "I love you Anon"
"I,, I love you too"
>Sleep eventually came.
 
End of day 6.