Title:           Equestrian invasion: Day 6, part 2
Author:          JasseSwefag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/X78bjp05
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of March 2015 09:01:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of March 2015 09:01:58 AM CDT

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09:00
TS: "So, anon didn't tell any of you when he was going to come back?"
>FS: "it doesn't seem like it.."
>Twilight gives of a disapointed sigh.
>AJ: "Look, Anon said he'd just search half a floor ah' day. I'm sure he'll be here soon enough"
>TS: "I know, i know. It's just, i can't get rid of the feeling of being.. well, uselessness. I mean he's out there looking for the portal, and we're just sitting here!"
>AJ: "ah' know twi, but Anon said that he would tell us if there was anything we could do to help, and judging from these last couple of days.."
>Twilight looks her in the eye.
>AJ: "I think we would do Anon a favour if we didn't "get in the way" fer a while."
>Twilight sighs again.
>AJ: "Speakin' of trouble, have any of you seen RD today?"
>Rarity suddenly coughs
>R: "Uh yes! She was uh.. Just- going to check the Hotel! Said something about all the fabolous furnishings i believe!"
>TS: "Fabolous furnishings? Did rainbow say that? That doesn't sound like her at all!"
>AJ's honesty senses tingeled at Raritys insecure voice. She thinks for herself "What the-?"
>TS: "When did you even talk to her? No one has even left the room today!"
>R: "Oh i-eh.. "
>Everyone looks at Rarity, who's tring to forge a legit explenation as quick as possible.
>R: "i- talked to her when i eh.. was going to take dump-I MEAN GO TO THE LEADIES ROOM! aha-ha!" She laughts nervously.
>TS: "..ookay! well, ahem, we better go find her. or she's going to miss breakfast."
>AJ: "they even serve breakfast?"
>TS: "i think so, there was a sign in the lobby"
>AJ: "Should have expected as much from a fancy-schmancy place like this, i'll have to give Anon free cider for a year to make up for everything!"
>Twilight gives of a little chuckle, but she's interupted by her groaning stomach.
>TS: "We should get going. I don't know about you girls, but i'm starving"
>Suddenly, spike makes his precense noticed.
>S: "hey! What about us?"
>TS: "huh? oh, right. The no animals policy.. we'll make sure to bring something back for you and lyra, is that okay?"
>S: "But-!"
>R: "Of course it is! A gentleman like spike wouldn't mind! isn't that right, spikey-wikey?"
>She scratches his jaw.
>S: "I-mmh.. no.. of course not, Rarity.."
>Fucking pushover
>As soon as the girls enter the hallway, they are greeted by the endless corridors of the exclusive Hotel. Every path looks just like last one, and the only thing that seems to differ are the numbers on the doors.
>the girls wander the hotel for almost half an hour, and the clock is closing in on 09:30
>R: "We'll never be able to find RD under these conditions! i can't even tell if we've been here before!"
>AJ: "I gotta' agree with Rarity on this one. Besides, maybe she's already there. And If we don't head down soon, we're going to walk hungry fer a while."
>TS: "Well, I guess you're right. Let's head down then before they close"
>If it weren't for the signs, one could easily get lost in the gigantic house complex for a decent amount of time. Quite a bit like the maze with Discord.
>The only one is the gang of 5 that doesn't seem to be rectulant to the infinite corridors is Pinkie, who's running like a stung goose in the endless alleys.
>PP: "WWIIII!" She yells in exitement.
>a fat head pops out from one of the rooms which Pinkie has passed 4-5 times already, which is followed by an angry voice that fills the somewhat murky Hotel air.
>???: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>She stops and turns around
>PP: "Aw, but i'm just having fun!"
>???: "I don't give a fuck! Some of us are trying to sle-whoah- hello!"
>He spots pinkie and the rest of the girls.
>He clearly misstook Pinkies high pitched voice for a ten year old girls, and at that realisation, his attitude and voice were polarized.
>???: "Soo, where are you fine ladies headed?"
>They are a bit surprised over the sudden change of tone.
>TS: "I-eh, we were just about to head down for breakfast, sir"
>???: "Sir? ha, thats funny! But please, call me Charlie"
>TS: "Pleasure to meet you, uh Charlie."
>A quick silence follows
>TS: "ahem, well..  we better get going!"
>the girls were just about to turn around and leave in a haste, but he adressed them once again.
>Charlie: "Wait! I demand [spoiler] the privilegie [/spoiler] to accompany m'ladies!"
>TS: "Uh i don't know-"
>Charlie: "Be right back!"
>he shuts the door, and it dounds like he's turning the place upside down in there.
>TS: "Am i the only one that isn't sure about this?"
>AJ: "He seemed a bit too friendly if yer askin' me"
>Rarity gives of a silent chuckle.
>TS: "Rarity?"
>R: "Oh, don't tell me you couldn't see he was, ahem, "admiring" us"
>Twilight is visually at unease.
>TS: "As eh, flattering that is, i think it would be good if we attract as little attention as possible"
>Rarity was just about to open her mouth, when the door flew open, and a stunning smell of unwashed clothes, sheetos and Vaseline hit them like a hammer in the face.
>A short and fat man in shorts, trenchcoat, a Family Guy T-shirt, van Helsing hat and a Yu-Gi-oh duel disk is standing at the doorstep.
>His eyes are hidden behind the tipped hat, but as he raises his thumb and pointer to tip the hat back, he meets the girls eyes and says;
"M'ladies"
>Rarity looks like she's about to drop her shit at the sight of the fashion abomination
>The girls are stunned, to the spergs liking.
>Charlie: "Ladies please, Swag is for boys, class is for men"
>he aproaches them and without any respect for consent, he starts to touch Twilights hair, skin and clothes
>TS: "What are you doing?!"
>Charlie: "Your cosplay is so bucking awesome! You can't even tell it's a wig!"
>There is no paragraph in Twilights book on how to react to the freakily intrusive autist.
>TS: "Wh-what are you-!"
>Charlie: "You even sound like her! Thee maidens MUST accompany us to Bronycon!"
>TS: "I- what?"
>Charlie: "Bronycon! You're heading there later, right?"
>TS: "uuhh-"
>Charlie: "Of course you are! Why else would you be cosplaying?"
>he makes a laugh that would put an astma patient to shame.
>Neither of the girls know what to say or how to react
>Charlie: "C'mon!"
>without a second thought, he grabs Twilight and AJ with his fat and very smelly hands and starts marching off towards the breakfast buffé.
>Without saying anything, they all just silently agree to go with it.
>As said; a scene is the last thing they need
>Within a few minutes they reach the dining room.
>???: "you again?! You have already emtied two tables!"
>Charlie: "Silence! I'm a paying guest!"
>???: "But-"
>The sperg shuffles the waiter aside and makes a gesture towards the girls.
>Charlie: "Ladies~"
>The 5 of them awkwardly walk past him, and quickly notices the neatly arranged breakfast table.
>They forget about the sorry excuse for a human being that draged them there for a minute and just admire everything that's put on the long table.
>Everything from Mellon and sausages to molded cheese with [spoiler] biscuits [/spoiler]
>PP: "ooh! They have cupcakes!"
>in an instance, the girls are all over the table, and not exactly acting like the royalty they actually are.
>Just like that, they forget about Rainbow Dash and the related issues for a minute.
>AJ: "Everything sure looks good! But what are all these? i've never seen food like this at home" She picks up a band of sausages.
>Charlie: "Still in-character? Can it be that thee maiden is trying to impress on a certain supreme gentleman?"
>AJ: "What in Equestria are you blaberin' about?"
>Another creepy laugh leaves his tounge. It's like he's choking on a potato.
>Charlie: "haha! You're great! I can play this game too, "Applejack"!" He tries to wink at her seductively, but ends up moving all of the contentinal plates that makes up his face.
>AJ: "..riiight. ahem, let's find somewhere to sit"
>The girls, plus the sperg moves over to a round table with their plates filled to the edge.
>The saying "the eyes eat more than your belly" does not quite seem to cover it, since the girls all weigh about 100 pounds and the food on their plates probably could fill the tummy of a horse.
>Without saying much, the girls just eat away.
>But something is disturbing the otherwise quiet dining room.
>The girls look up from their plates, and see the spergs fat face covered in different sauces.
>His 300 Extremely heavy pounds are tearing on the antique wood furniture, which squeakes at the shock of his weight.
>He's also got a painfully obvious need to eate Everything with his hands
>The girls have not been in this world for long, but thanks to Anon, they atleast know some form of table etiquette.
>the greased chunk of meat doesn't notice the girls staring at him, and continues his consuming of earthly resources.
>Ever heard what macaroni and cheese sounds like?
>Rarity looks like a ticking bomb. The sleazy sounds from across the table rings like church bells in her head.
>At the unpleasant wake from the otherwise peacefull dining room, Twilight remembers that Rainbow is still missing.
>She hightens her head as far as she can, trying to spot her cyan friend.
>AJ: "Twilight?"
>TS: "Does any of you see Raibow?"
>the rest of the girls looks around, but can only see the still remaining guests. And the waiters who are careully observing the cheeto-demon at the tale.
>AJ: "Can't say that i do. Where in the hay is that pony!"
>They all see the worry grow in Twilights eyes.
>R: "Twilight, i can see you're worried, but you know Rainbow Dash, i'm sure she's fine"
>She just sighs
>A moment passes before Applejack makes another sudgestion
>AJ: "Why don't we check her room once more? Maybe we just passed her, or perhaps she was just sleeping. After all you know what she's like. Could probably sleep through a tornado"
>TS: " Alright.. but if she's not there, i'm caling Anon"
>The girs are finished, but the lingering Autist is still stuffing his face.
>Finally, they just might get rid of him.
>He's not exactly been downright been mean to any of them, but something about his aura is pretty damn repulsive.
>TS: "Ahem, well we better get going! we've got this thing we gotta do soo.. we better get going!"
>the girls rose up and were just abuot to leave
>Charlie: "Wait! We were going to go to Bronycon together!"
>TS: "Bronyc-? nevermind. Uhm we've got to find our friend, and we're kinda busy so.."
>Charlie: "b-but what if i've seen your friend! Maybe i can help m'ladies! What does she look like? What's her name?"
>Annoyed, Twilight simply answers without considering the risks of ruining their true identities.
>TS: "She's about this tall, Has a rainbow mane, and is called Rainbow Dash."
>Charlie: "RAINBOW DASH?! THERE'S A RAINBOW DASH?!" He runs up to twilight and shakes her shoulders.
>Charlie: "I DEMAND TO MEET MY WAIFU!"
>Suddenly, he freezes and gives Twilight a suspicious look.
>Charlie: "wait.. What- what is her real name?"
>TS: "What do you mean?"
>Charlie: "What. is. her. real. name"
>he silently stares at her with still eyes.
>The girls, expecially Twilight, are feeling extremely uncomfortable and want to get away as fast as possible.
>TS: "It's Rainbow Da- " She realizes her misstakes all too late
>TS: "I mean.. it's.. Soda uuhh Splits! yeah! that's it! ahaha" She tries
>He just looks at her for a moment
>Out of nowhere, he shouts loud enough to whithdraw the attention of the whole resturant
>charlie: "YOU WILL LEAD ME TO MY WAIFU!! I KNOW IT'S YOU!"
>TS: "Let go of me!"
>His grip tightens, then he spots Fluttershy who looks like she could soil herslef at any moment.
>Like a hippo on 2 legs, he wades towards her at [spoiler] relatively [/spoiler] high speed.
>Charlie: "DONT'T WORRY! I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU MY TENDER FLOWER"
>FS: "WHAAAA!"
>He starts grabbing her, while Fluttershy is resisting for all her life is worth.
>Charlie: "IM GOING TO LOVE YOU FLUTTERSHY, YOU GET IT?! I WILL-"
>WHACK
>Applejack struck him over the back of his head with the Duel Disk he un-equiped at the table.
>Yu-Gi-Oh cards fly everywhere, and when the fog of printed Autism has subsided, the beast lies unconcious on the floor, with Fluttershy under him.
>FS: "GIRLS!!!"
>It takes both Appejacks and Twilights combined strength to push him off from her.
>Fluttershy throws her arms around Applejack, who helps her on her feet
>By now, she's crying her eyes out. In between the sobs she manages to squeeze out a few words.
>FS: "IT WAS HORRIBLE! h-he touched m-me everywhere!"
>AJ puts her hands over her back, comforting her
>AJ: "I know, i know. It's over now"
>It takes this long for them to realize that they've once again become the center of unwanted attenion.
>Every set of eye in the room are glued on the dramatic scene in their corner of the resturant.
>TS: "Girls, we've gotta' go! now!"
>Without questioning, they start walking hastily towards the lobby
>their hearts are beating with the intensity of a V8.
>As they are about to exit the dining room, a waiter steps in their way.
>???: "I was everything! If you need a witness-"
>At the shock of being held back, Twilight reacts without thinking
>PUMF
>Twilight knees him in the royal jewels.
>It looks like he could puke his guts out.
>Twilight realizes what she just did
>TS: "Imsosorryimsorry!"
>Without having a though of stopping, the girls continue to make their way back to their rooms.
>When entering the lobby, they pass the reception, with the same girl who served them at the check in is sitting there.
>???: "Girls! I must ask you to slow down! No running in the hotel!"
>"Sorry!" Twilight yells yet again, and the girls slow down somewhat.
>the girls reach the elevator, and AJ pushes the button that leads to their level.
>but bfore the doors close, the receptionist adresses them once again.
>???: "you look concerned, is there anything i can help you with?"
>Just before the elevator doors closes, Twilight has a realization.
>She makes a run for it, and gets stuck between the elevator doors, but quickly frees herself and runs back to the reception
>TS: "Have you seen a girls with rainbow hair this morning?!"
>the receptionist is chocked at Twilights sudden outbreak, but modestly answers
>???: "Y-yes, i believe i have. She left some minutes past 7."
>TS: "WHAT?!"
>The receptionist makes an annoyed face at Twilight and puts a finger over her lips, geturing her to speak lower.
>???: "yes, and from the looks of it, she seemed to be quite upset. I could hear the sobing from here"
>Twilighs eyes open wide
>Without saying anything, She rund back to the Elevator where the girls still wait.
>She presses the button and the elevator starts moving upwards.
>AJ: "What's the matter Twilight? What did you ask'er?"
>TS: "Rainbow is not in the Hotel! The receprionist saw her leave this morning!"
>AJ: "What?! Did she leave with Anon?"
>TS: "No, she was on her own!"
>AJ grabs her hat and twists it between her palms
>AJ: "When i find that pony.."
>DING
>The elevator stops at their level, and they rush to their room, and makes sure to lock it.
>The girls are in shock.
>Fluttershy's tears are still rolling, AJ yells something about how stupid it was to leave the hotel like that, Rarity's ranting about how much of a ruffian the autist was, Pinkie is saying shit that could as well interpreted as an alien language, but she's obviously angry as well.
>TS: "Girls!"
>they don't hear her
>TS: "GRILLS!!"
>Everyone stops in their tracks, and turns their attention towards Twilight
>TS: "Quiet, please!"
>She grabs the phone and dials up Anons phone.
>it rings.
"yes"
>TS: "Anon!? A-are you there?!"
"wha- yes! what is it?"
>TS: "We can't find Rainbow Dash!"
"WHAT?! What do you mean you can't find her?!"
>TS: "She did not open the door this morning, and when we asked the receptionist and she said she had left the hotell!"
"Stay where you are, im on my way!"
>he hangs up
>AJ: "What did he say?"
>TS: "he's.. on his way.."
 
>Meanwhile in the dining room..
Charlie: "I saw them, i saw them! I swear! Bring the boys, they're not going to escape this time!"
 
>Once you get inside the gas station, you hang your jacket over rainbows shoulders.
>RD: "T-thanks."She smiles modestly at you, as she covers her freezing body with it
>You meet her eyes, and after a second she throws her arms around you and burries her head in your chest
>Without a word you return the tight hug
>She presses her body aginst you, and you can tell she's giving your "male part" some extra attention by slowly rubing her self against your crotch.
>m-muh dick. It is swelling
>And she's noticing. She starts to progressibly rub harder against your swelling meat.
>Miguel: "*cough*, There is a toilet in the back"
>You remember that you are in a Gas Station
>So does dashie, who releases you, in slight embarrassment.
"Ahem uh, won't be nescessary"
>He laughs at your expense.
>Miguel: "I thought i told you to bring me one of those fine women, last time!"
"heh, next time, you crazy mexican"
>Once again he lets out an amused laughter.
>Miguel: "So! what, other than my fine company, brings my favourite gringo and his lady here?"
"kind of a long story.."
>Dashie looks away, with guilt on her face.
>Miguel: "I've got time, man"
>He makes a gesture with his hand to imply that the shop is empty, other than the three of you.
"Ahem, well uh.."
>You spot the hot dogs on the grill
>the clock is fairly close to lunch, so you mind as well get something in your bellies.
"Hot dogs. Gimme' 5 of 'em"
>Miguel: "5 grilled one's comin' up"
>he starts to prepare them, but just then, you spot a neatly stacked pile of red plastic cans in the corner of the shop.
>"GAS"
>it does not take long before a really bad idea grows into your mind.
>If everything turn to shit, you're sure as hell going to jail.
>You walk over, grab one, and puts it on the counter.
>Miguel: "Did your car run out of soup?"
"i- What?"
>He nods towards the gas can.
"oh right. yeah.. you could say that".
>He looks out the window, and sees that it's still bucketing down.
>Miguel: "Why don't you take one of these as well. on the house".
>He puts an umbrella on the counter
"Thanks man, apreciate it"
>You sudenly remember that you've got a ton of money
"Hey, you know what; You don't happen to know of a car that is for sale?"
>Miguel: "New car eh? yeah i think i can scrape some decent deal together, but.."
"But?"
>Miguel: "Look man, i know you ain't got the deepest pockets around, if you know what i'm sayin'. No offense, but-"
"-But i can assure you; i can afford it. Just get me somethin'"
>He looks a bit insecure, but gives in
>Miguel: "Alright, but you best not try some shit on me, man."
>You grab his shoulders and look at him wit approval;
"no worries, man. You're a lifesaver!"
>Miguel: "Yeah yeah, i know, and you better not forget it! I'll just make a few calls, and somethin should pop up. Why don't you eat year hotdogs while they're woarm, and the ride might be here after you're done."
>he picks up his cellphone and opens speed dial.
>You grab dashies hand and walks over to the tand where the hot dogs are steaming.
>3 for you, 2 for dashie. Judging from how small she is, you'll be surprised if she fits even that
>You sit down at the small table, but dashie does not touch the food.
>She just stares down, and a look of sadness combined with anger is smearing on her face.
"Dashie?"
>She looks at you. She clenches her fists, and you can see that she's still shaking, but it's not from the cold. her eyes are slowly tearing up.
>RD: "When i find Rarity.. im going to.. to.."
"No dahie, i'll talk to her first."
>RD; "But-!"
"I'll make sure i get through that thick head of hers, and tell her to back off. I know you're mad at her..
>you take her ahnds in yours and meet her wine-red eyes.
"but as long as we're stuck in this world, fighting is the last thing we need"
>Dashie squeezes your hands hard.
>Miguel: "Shit!"
>he accidentally knocks down the pot with spaghetti from the stove. He gets on the floor and starts to clean it up.
>In miguels visions absence, Rainbow gets up, takes your hand and drags you off.
"Dash? Where are we-"
>into the toilet
>She pushes you inside, locks the door, and violently throws herself over you
>It takes a second before you come to your senses. Even for her, this was unexpected, but either way; welcome.
>demandingly, you lay both your hands over her hips and drags her close to you, tightly pressing your bodies against each other.
>her tounge digs into your mouth and dances with yours. She lets out faint moans inbetween the quick breaths she take.
>in a haste, she unbuckles your belt and lets your pants hit the bathroom floor, without breaking the agressive kiss.
>She pushes you up against the wall, and drags your white T-shirt over your head and throws it aside.
>You return the favour by gently, yet with an agressive passion, rip her jacket and shirt off, leaving her with nothing but skirt, bra and socks on.
>once again she charges at your lips
>the adrenaline is rushing, and your meat is swelling at exponential speed.
>Suddenly she starts moving downwards, breathing and sniffing the scent of your body all the way down to your shaft.
>Finally, she drags your boxers off, and your violently erected shaft jumps out and boops her nose.
>She puts her hands on your thighs, and looks up at you with anticpation in her eyes she bites her lip.
>you are a bit nervous, though mostly not because "it's my first time", but because it's rainbows. you're not sure Rainbow knows how to do it.
>After a build up this intense, the last thing you want are bitemarks.
"A-are you sure you know how to?"
>She giggles and soakes her lips
>RD: "I think i can manage~"
>She starts licking the tip and the underside of your head, which twitches at the mere touch of the gentle strokes from her soft tounge.
>A string of thick saliva streches between your tip and her mouth
>She giggles
>before throwing a last glance at your face, she opens her mouth and slowly lets your shaft slide inside.
>Your entire body stiffens at the mere embrace of her woarm and moisturised mouth, and a wave of pleasure widens itself all over your body.
>She can't get that much into her mouth, it is her first time after all. Though you could not care less; since the "best" part of your male part is getting the attention it wants, and it is kind of cute to see her trugling with getting as much as possible inside her mouth.
>She's being extremely sloppy, and several drips of saliva hits the bathroom floor.
"mmh.. D-Dashie.."
>She looks up at you without abandoning your dick, which has seeked it's way to the enterance of her throat.
>She keeps the eyecontact for a good 5 seconds before she back out and gasps for air.
>but just as fast as she stopped, she's back at it again.
>She giggles again, and gently folds her right hands fingers around your shaft, and slowly starts stroking it.
>RD: "How am i doing?"
"mmh.. uh-huh.."
>She smiles, and licks your entire shaft down to the root before slowly gracing it with her mouth again.
>She slowly moves back and forth, and not for a second forgetting to fondle your head with her toughe. which twirls like a tornado around it. Your pre-cum is slowly sipping into her mouth.
>Out of reflex, you put a hand behind her head
>She looks up at you and your eyes connect. But soon she aprooves of your hand behind her head, closes her eyes, and lets you control the motions.
>If you were a pensioner, you'd be having an heart attack right now.
"D-dashie.. i-im going to.."
>The edge is near, but just as you're about to reach climax, she pushes away.
>RD: "Hey! You're not allowed to finnish just yet"
>She Stands up, yet she is about a head lower than you.
>She turns around and with slow motions starts to pull down her skirt, then panties, teasing you mad.
>without saying anything, she stands up, and looks over her shoulder and makes eye contact. her smile woarms you up like a summers eve sun.
>She bends over the sink and spreads her legs, giving you full exposure of her goodies
>RD: "c'mon, don't leave me hangin'~" She says in that typical RD-tone, and seductively winks at you.
>You step out of your momentarly paralysis and place yourself behind her, and slowly caresses her back and hips with your hands. She moans at your gentle touch.
>You can feel her pushing her end against you, eager for the finale.
>With one hand, you guide your gear towards her rose, but just as you let it go and was about to push inside of her, she stops you
>RD: "A-anon, Wait!"
"What is it?"
>RD: "i-i want you to do something for me.."
>you bend closer to her, and patiently wait for her to finnish her sentence.
>RD: "Please.. call me your little pony"
>..Que?
>She looks back at you. You've become very used to her blushing, but now it is insane.
>RD: "Please.."
>Come to think of it, this kinf of is [spoiler] your fetish, [/spoiler] so why the fuck wouldn' you do it? After a second you lean in close to her, and whisper in her ear
"You're my little pony"
>And then, without mercy, you push yourself deep inside her, and her reaction was immediate
>RD: "mmMAAHH!"
>Seems like not only her mouth had moisturised.
>her walls are tightly gripping your shaft, and the friction is intensing for every time you thrust yourself inside her, and finally hitting the cervix; which forces another load moan from rainbow.
>She tries to muffle her groans as much as she possibly can. The echoing bathroom walls witness about the waves of pleasure that are pulsing through her.
>After a few good minutes, you are once again closing in on you climax, and judging by Rainbows tightening walls, she is too.
>Progressivly, you thrust harder and harder, faster and faster
>She doesn't even try to hold back her cries of pleasure any more.
>RD: "-A-ANON!-"
>then you snap.
>String after string of cum pulse into her, filling her womanhood untill it starts to drip down on the floor.
>her body is shaking heavily out of the ecstacy. She can't even seem to keep her own balance.
>Just as she was about to fall over, you grab her arms to keep her in place, and continue thrusting yourself inside her flinching honeypot, and lets her milk you of every last drop of hot seed you can summon.
>her body's all limp. She would fall instantly if you were not behind holding her.
>A moment passes where the two of you just stand there and rides out the final pulses of ecstacy.
>you slowly let your dick slide out of her. Several big drips of cum drip down on the floor beneath her.
>You place your hands over her belly, and pulls her up so she's standing up in the front of you.
>You sniff her neck untill she turns her head to meet yours in a long, passionate kiss.
>her eyes are slowly tearing up again, as another wide smile conquers her face.
>RD: "I-i love you"
"I love you too"
>You're not that old, but there had already been times when you've thought about hiring prostitutes, just to drench your lonliness.
>But now you know; No amount of money, and certainly no prostitute in the world could make you feels as complete as you do now, with rainbow.
>you know how they say that make-up sex is the best sex? Simply put; it's a true statement
>She's still slmost completely limp, and most of her body is still shaking.
>Instead of getting dressed, you just walk over to one of the walls, and slides down, with Dashie still in your foam. She'll need a few minutes before she'll be able to walk properly.
>She looks at you, and her smile is more contagious than one could have though
>She burries her head in your chest.
>Luckily the floor is heated. You're just about butt ass naked, and she's only wearing her cyan bra, rainbow leg-socks and sneakers.
>A few minutes passes without anything being said. The two of you continue to bask in each others woarm embrace.
>the only thing you hear is the rain against the small window at the other side of the room.
>You notice a small clock on the wall
>10:30 AM
>You remember that the girls are still waiting for you. They've not had lunch yet, come to think of it; neither have you or Dashie. Something interrupted that..
>Again, not complaining
>You give Dashie a peck on the back of her head
"Dash, how about we get out of here?
>RD: "mmh, 'kay"
>You help her up, and the two of you swiftly get dressed.
>Just as you're about to unlcok the bathroom door, you remember where you are.
>God damit. Did the mexican hear everything?
>You slowly unlocks the door, and carefully looks out into the shop.
>The shit-eating grin behind the counter confirms your previous question.
>Miguel: "Hola, brother!"
>the ironic tone in his voice is snapping your mind like a 7,9 meter leather whip.
>get fucked, you chico mother fucker
>miguel: "The ride's here, i would have told you earlier, but.. ahem"
>He gives you a wink that without a doubt could compete with the tipping of fedoras.
"yeah yeah, just gimme' the keys and we'll be out of here"
>He throws you a black key with a VOLVO keychain on it.
>V70
>breddy nice
>Just as you were about to leave the store, he holds you
>Miguel: "hey!"
"yeah?"
>MigueL: "That car wasn't free, gringo"
>shit. the cash is at the hotel.
"Awh shit, right. Uh, I kind of forgott the cash back in my room"
>Miguel: "Here we go.."
"Look, have i ever given you a reason to doubt me?"
>He just looks at you with a sceptical face.
"trust me, i have more than enough to pay for the car. I'll be back in the morning and pay up, how about that?"
>Miguel: "uuh i-"
"great, knew i could count on you! see you then!"
>feeling like the peice of shit kid in school who borows money all the time but never repays. You had to get out of there, plus you will pay up. as said; You're as rich as a stock-bending jew.
>You take the can of gas, and leave the shop with Rainbow.
>In the corner of your eye you can see Miguel entering the bathroom you just plowed Dashie in.
>From the small window, you can hear him
>Miguel: "I ain't cleanin' this up"
>*groans*
>You point the Volvo key towards the small parkinglot, and test your luck.
>You press the Unlock button and one of the cars flashes it's orange turnlights.
>As the two of you get closer, you start looking over the car.
>Seems like Miguel didn't fuck you over, it appears to be in pretty nice condition.
>Actually, it's way nicer than your old piece of junk.
>The only thing with it that you miss is the CD collection you had in it.
>Many hours of torrenting and burning went into it..
>it kind of becomes a part of you.
>Either way; fuck it. When you leave this shithole, you will most likely bring very few things, if anything at all. And CDs arn't exactly on the top of the list.
>the heavy rain drags you from your thoughts, and if you don't get inside, you'll be as soaked as you were before you got inside the Gas Station.
>As you head for the passanger seat, and Rainbow goes for the front seat, as usual.
>Whe you get in, the first thing that hits you is how "nice" it smells, or rather how "not shitty" it smells.
>Looks like Miguel did not even try to fuck you over, it seems like you've actually made a bargain.
>But again; not that it will matter in what hopefully will just be a few days.
>You turn the key in it's lock, and without a flinch, the car starts, and slowly you start making your way out of the parkinglot.
>You let the radio stay off. Neither you or Dashie say anything. The only thing you can hear is the heavy rain on the windshield.
>it's really quite relaxing.
>She's leaning her head against the window, looking at the small driplets that make thir way across the window.
>You can distinguish a breifely concerned face on her otherwise expressionless face.
>And Asking why is not exactly necessary. It's this marshmallow buissness that's bothering her. Or more accurately; It's bothering both of you.
>You've promised Dashie to talk to Rarity first, but what the heck are you going to say? "yo, it would be cool if you could stop being a crazy bitch and all"
>It would probably work, but you don't want her to hate you.
>Within a few minutes, you're back at the hotell.
>As you pull up at the enterance, and a faggot-servant comes up.
>???: "May i park your car, sir?"
"yeah, whatever man"
>You hand him the keys, but just as you're about to walk up the stone stairs to the main enterance, you see something that strikes fear into your heart.
>Prius
>There's gotta be 10 of them
>And more are entering the small sideway parking.
>Without a blink, you throw yourself back towards your car before the servant has driven away.
>you tear the door open and yell unintentionally high:
"Get the fuck out! now!"
>He's in shock, so you better give him a hand
>You grab his red tuxedo and trow him out of the car. he just barely manages to keep himself off the soaked ground.
>Rainbow's shocked at your sudden reaction, but just as you signal to her to get back in, she does so, without question. Finally.
>RD: "Anon?! What is it?"
"Spergs. There has got to be atleast a dozen of 'em"
>She just keep looking at you
"..Fuck!"
>It does not take an especially high IQ to figure out that you have to find somewhere else to sleep. Again.
>But you've got to get the girls out first.
>And how are you and Dashie going to get in without being recognized?
>Maybe..
>there just may be somethingg in the trunk that you can use.
"Sit tight"
>You start working yourway into the backseat of the car, and look into the trunk.
>Fuck. nothing.
>Though, something stands out.
>A small handle in the bottom. It's a small space at the underside, probably for a spare tire or something, nevertheless it's worth checking.
>Bingo
>A fire blanket
>Awh fuck, this better work.
>RD: "Anon what the heck are you doing back there?"
"One sec"
>You manage you snake your way back to the drivers seat, and hand the thick wool-blanket to her.
>She looks at it, and then back at you, obviously without having a clue what to do with it.
"I.. I need you to put that over your body.. and face"
>RD: "why would i do that?! "
"Just trust me on this one, i know what i'm doing"
>Not really, but it's your best chance at the moment.
>She gives you a "What the fuck?"-kind of look, but does as you say
>RD: "I feel ridiculous.."
"Just bare with it, it will soon be over"
>You ad one more important detail.
>You pull her T-shit over her nose.
>RD: "Anon.. what-"
"Just trust me, okay?"
>She just sighs.
>You find a small peiece of cloth in the small holder in your door. You put it on your head, and with a peice of string, you tie it around your head.
>You can hear Rainbow starting to snicker
>RD: "hehe~ Anon, you look ridiculous!"
>her giggling is contagious, and soon you relaze how stupid you actually look. But it's your only shot.
"ha-ha, yeah i know. You don't look too euphoric, yourself"
>RD: "Euph-wha?"
>You smile for yourself at her lack of enlightenment.
>Finally, you grab a few empty beer cans from the floor, put them under your shirt, and stuff it inside your jeans, before zipping up your jacket.
>"Okay, i need you to be totally quiet when we go in there. ok?"
>RD: "What? Why?"
"because of reasons i don't have time to explain. Just do not say a word, and do not uncover your body or face, no matter whay. okay?"
>RD: "..Alright, i guess"
"Good, let's go then."
>No servant approaches you (wonder why), so the car will stay put.
>As you get inside the hotel, a very, i repeat; very unpleasant sight is exposed to you.
>About 15-20 spergs stand at the reception, yelling at the cashier, who looks like she could break into tears from all the hectic yelling.
>???: "I DEMAND to meet my waifu! Do you not know who i am?! I demand that you respect my authority as Dungeon Master!"
>???: "MUH WAIFU!!".
>man, is full moon tonight or what?
>they do not notice you, and for a second you think that you just might make it to the elevator without attracting unwanted attention.
>You're only a few meters away from it's doors, when a fat piece of meat grabs your shoulder.
>instinctively, you turn around and brush the fat, warty hand off you.
>Fuck
>???: "IN THIS MOMENT I AM ENILIGHTENED BY MY OWN INTELLIGENCE, AND A FREE THINKER, THEREFORE I DO NOT BELIEVE IN SILLY, ARCHAIC DOCTRINES OR FOLLOW ESTABLISHED RELIGION LIKE THE MINDLESS SHEEP YOU ARE. FOR IN THIS MOMENT, I AM EUPHORIC"
>the autism is staggering
>You've done this before, and you can do it again."
"????? ??? ????!"
>the reaction comes immediately
>???: "IF YOU PLAY CHESS WITH A PIDGEON IT WILL OVERTHROW THE PIECES AND STRUT LIKE IT WON"
>Fuck, Looks like you'll have to put your money on plab B.
>You open your jacket and expose the cylinders under your shirt, and scream from the top of your lungs:
"ALLAHU AKBAH!!"
>Again, the reaction does not delay.
>the sperg in front of you instantly soils's himself, judging from the smell, and the piss pudle on the floor.
>Chaos breakes out in the Lobby, as both autists and normal folk run for the exit.
>Rainbow has no fucking idea what just happend
>You grab her hand, run for the elevator and smash the button that says "Level 4".
>RD: "What in all of Equestria was that all about?! Why did they run when you said.. whatever that was you said?!"
>You breathe out in relief
"Because in tight situations, Allah truly is Akbar"
>RD: "I- what?"
>You can't help but to grin. When you woke up this morning; you had no intentions of dressing up as a terrorist with RD and threaten to suicide bomb a hotel.
>Again; life has it's own special way of fucking with you.
"Long story, i'll tell you some other time"
>She glances at you with a "What the fuck?"-kind of look.
>the two of you proceed to take off your disguises.
>The commotion in the lobby can still be heard faintly through the elevator shack. That little stunt is going to have consequences. It's just a matter of time before police arrives.
>Terrorist threats tends to [spoiler] /puts on shades/ [/spoiler] [spoiler] blow up [/spoiler] .
>DING
>The door opens
>With zero warning, Dash takes off at mach 3
>it takes a second before you realize what this was about.
>You should have been prepared for this.
>You are pretty agile, but there was no way that you could keep up with her.
>She hurrys to grab her key-card and swipes it over the electric lock.
>You reach her just as she throws the door open.
>RD: "RARITY!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
>You fold your hands around her to keep her from rushing in and murdering Rarity.
>TS: "What?! What's going on!?"
>RD: "IM GOING TO KILL YOU FAGGOT!"
>...You're gonna have to stop swearing around them
>All the girls see is a Rainbow whos flapping like a whipped eel
"Sorry! Be right back!"
>You lift her up and shut the door with your foot
>She tries to free herself from your grip, but you stand your ground and start to carry her to your room.
>RD: "PUT ME DOWN! IM GOING TO-"
"No! you're not doing anything untill you chill the fuck down!"
>What was it you said about stopping swearing?
>With the card in one hand, you swipe it without leting go of Rainbow, who's still fighting back.
>You carry her inside
>RD: "LET ME GO! YOU CAN'T-"
>You throw her on the newly made bed. [spoiler] hope the staff know how to get rid of cum stains.[/spoiler]
>She immediately tries to get up, but you get on top of her, holding her down.
>RD: "I-IM GONNA-"
>You shut her up with a forced kiss
>She didn't expect that, and is stunned for a moment. Though soon her body starts to losen up under you.
>You slowly finish it, and that distinctive sound of a kiss breaking echoes in between the two of you. A small string of saliva streches between your mouths.
>She bites her lip
>If she hadn't milked you dry less than half an hour ago, you'd probably pound her right now.
>There's a knock on the door, and you hear Twilight outside. both you and Dashie turn your faces to the door
>TS: "Anon? Rainbow, are you in there?"
>You look back at each before you answer
"yeah, we're here"
>TS: "What are you doing in there? Is rainbow ok?"
"She's fine! I'll be right there!"
>She's about to get up as well, but you raise your index finger in front of her face, and she stops
"I'll talk to her first, ok?"
>RD: "But-!"
>You make eye contact, and silently she agrees to stay put.
>You get off her, and Rainbow follows you with her eyes as you make your way over to he source of Twilights voice.
>Quickly, you get out and shuts the door.
>TS: "Where have Rainbow Dash been?! Did you find the portal?! How-!"
"Calm down, will you?! Yes, rainbow is fine. And no, i didn't find the portal, though i have an idea of where it might be"
>TS: "That's great, Anon! Celestia must be worried out of her mind by now."
"Tell me about it, purple smart"
>TS: "I certainly wou- wait; did you call me purple smart?"
>Fuck you /mlp/
"Uh i eh.. no?"
>She looks skeptically at you, but doesn't make a thing of it.
>TS: "riight, ahem, either way; did you find out why Rainbow left the hotell this morning?"
"It's.. kind of complicated"
>She looks at you with a questioning look.
"look, i need to speak with Rarity. Is she in?"
>Speaking of the devil; The door opens, and out she comes like nothing happend.
>R: "Anon! I missed you!"
>She proceed to throw herself over you
>The face Twilight makes indicates her confusion
>TS: "have.. i missed something?"
>R: "Oh, silly Twilight! You know Anon is my boyfriend! isn't that right, beloved one?" She stands on her toes and gives you an eskimo kiss before letting her head sink into our chest.
>TS: "..Come again?"
>Without Raritty noticing, you signal as pic related to Twilight.
>TS: "Ahem, i see.."
>Yet again; life demonstrated how things cpuld become even more complicated.
"Ah, Rarity? Would you be so kind to let me have a word with Twilight?"
>R: "Sure! go ahead!"
>She doesn't move
>This bitch
"In, private?"
>She looks up at you
"..Please?"
>R: "ugh, fine. But you're going to make up for every second we're apart, won't you darling?"
>She gives you a look that could outmatch a Medusa.
"y-yeah, right.."
>She presses her hip against your crotch.
>R: "I'll make it worthwhile~"
>l-lewd
>Even though she has proven herself to be a crazy bitch more than once, you can't deny that you'd wreck the shit out of that pussy if your didn't have a thing with RD.
>She walk back into the room with the other girls, and she seductively swings her hips as she walks, and gives you a lusty glance before she disappears.
>Like an angry mother, Twilight starts;
>TS: "Anon, you have some explaining to do"
"I-i don't know what's her fucking problem! She's been like this since last night"
>She sights
>TS: "Anon, Rainbow loves you. I've never seen her act like she does around you before. I-if she finds out-"
"She already has. it's why  she ran off this morning. Rarity went into our room and god knows what she told her"
>TS: "What?!"
"Element of generosity eh?"
>TS: "I can't believe she did that! I'm going to-!"
"No, i'll talk to her. I think she's gotta hear it from me"
>TS: "I.. i supose you're right"
>She makes a short pause.
>TS: "Just.. Just make sure you get through to her."
"I will, one way or another"
>TS: "Should i send her out?"
"yeah, do that"
>After a second she turns around and enters the girls room
>Ok, how are you going to do this? "please Rarara, stop being a crazy sow"
>You can't go easy on her like you did last night. You've been enough on Efukt to know how to properly tell a girl to fuck off.
>R: "Yo-hoo~ Anooon!"
>She does that leg-thing from behind the door.
>l-lewd 2.0
>no-No! You're going to tell her to fuck off! No distractions!
>She runs up to you and gives you another hug, pressing her breasts against your chest.
>She bites her lip
>R: "Did'ya miss me, darling?"
>Now or never
"Rarity, what the heck is wrong with you? Im pretty sure i politely told you to fuck off last night."
>It happend again. She blocks your voice out.
>R: "ahaha, silly Anon! Of course we're going to have children!"
>That's it. Time for drastic measures.
"Y-yeah.. children.."
>R: "We've got to think of baby names! I always liked-"
"Hey, why don't you wait here for a second? I've just got to make a phone call"
>R: "T-to who?"
"Just some uh.. colleagues! yeah! from the office! Have to quit my job if im going to move in with you!"
>She shines up like a sun
>R: "But of course, Anon! I'll be right here!"
>You distance yourself from her and take out your phone.
>You press speed dial
>Combo
>It's ringing..
>C: "Yo Yo Yo! Anon, muh man! Waddap?"
"I'll cut to the chase; Can you still get your hands on some.. ahem, "exotic prescriptions"?"
C: "yeah, i think i could work some maic. What did ya have in mind?"
"Do you have something that could black out the last couple of days?"
>C: "Shit, son. I remember the first time i came out of the closet, had the same feeling, man"
"I- what?"
>C: "Oh eh.. i mean, im just screwing with you! aha-ha!"
"..I don't even want to know. the stuff is for someone else. Do you have anything for me or not?"
>C: "Let's see.. Uhm no not that.. I've got rhino tranquilisers"
"..perfect"
>C: "Sweet, yo! When are ye gonna pick 'em up?"
"Actually, i'll need you to drop 'em off here"
>C: "uh, okay, sure. Where?"
>Fuck, you almost forgot that the house is on a terrorist lockdown.
>He'll have to sneak 'em in somehow..
>The hotel is surounded by a long alley that's usually off limits. Maybe he could get in there and throw you the stuff uop to you.
"Im at that fancy hotel, which name i can't pronounce, you know, the one in town."
>C: "What?! Yo havn't you heard? Some guy threatened to blow the entire place up!"
"Y-yeah.. someone.."
"Just get inside the alleys and throw me the product. it's important"
>C: "the shit i do for you.. Alright, i'm on my way."
"Thanks! Knew i could count on you!"
>you hang up
>You look over your shoulder and see Rarity waving at you
>okay, just gotta keep the bitch away from the girls untill he arrives.
>You walk back to her again
>R: "You know, i've thought about a marvelous name for our child!"
"Can't wait to hear it"
>R: "You ready? "Anon Junior"!"
>Once again; This bitch..
"yeah, sounds good"
>R: "I knew you'd like it!"
"Yeah, you know me.. hey, how about we take a walk around the hotell, and you know, talk?"
>R: "That would be delighful!"
>And in an instance; She starts going off about fashion, ideas for new furnishings in her boutique, yada yada. That kind of shit.
>Hurry the fuck up Combo
>After a good 15 minutes of walking; you've ended up on the 2nd floor. the corridors are entierly empty, guess that's what bomb threats do to people.
>You reach a wall with a window facing the alley, and if combo makes it there, you'll see him.
>R: "blablabla dresses"
>Come on..
>R: "blablabla Canterlot"
>Suddenly
>C: "Ay, Anon! you there?!"
>okay, now you've just got to get rid of Rarity for a few seconds..
"Hey Rarity, what is that on your cheek?"
>R: "Celestia simply must-.. pardon?"
"you've got a little something on your.."
>you point on your cheek
>She instantly covers her cheek with her hand.
>R: "I- i've got to use the ladies room! I'll just be a minute!"
>She runs off
>You open the window, and shout at combo
"Ay, up here!"
>C: "Waddap!"
"I don't have much time, throw me the stuff!"
>He takes out a small bottle and puts it in a small rag.
>C: "You ready?
"throw it!"
>he throws it. Too low
>it bounces on the concrete wall, and you can hear the glass echo.
"God damnit, combo!"
>C: "Sorry! I'll make it this time!"
>Agan, he throws it, and it come just high enough so you can catch it.
>The bottle has a few cracks in it, but at least it's not leaking.
"Thanks man! I'll pay you off as soon as i can!"
>C: "no worries, brother!"
>He starts walking off.
>You take the rag and pour a few drops in it and put it in your pocket.
>R: "Anon! I'm back!"
"Wonderful! Why don't we start heading back to our room, and initiate in some ahem, bedroom activities?"
>her face turns red
>"M-my, Anon-!"
>You take her hand, and at first you're the one pulling her, but soon, she's the one who's dragging you.
>A few meters before your door, you pull out the rag from your pocket.
>Now, go to sleep..
"Rarity, i've got something for you"
>R: "huh?"
>you step up behind her and pull the rag over her mouth
>R: "Anon! Wha-!"
"ssshhh-sshh-shh, only dreams now.."
>She inhales in surprise, and the rhino tranquiliser works it's magic.
>Her body goes numb, and would have fallen to the ground if you had not caught her.
>You never were into anything especially freaky shit, but you can't deny that her soft, numb body in your arms almost triggered a boner.
>Now, to the final step of your paster plan.
>You pull her over your shoulder and lift her up.
>With your key, you open the room to the girls room.
>TS: "Anon! What are you doing!?"
"I don't know what happend! One minute she's talking her guts out, the next she faints!"
>the girls are getting stirred up
>AJ: "Put her on the bed!"
 
>You do as she says
>Twilight sits down besides her and starts examine her head. in an attempt to make contact, she lightly slaps her.
>TS: "Rarity?! Can you hear me?"
>She's way gone. She should remain asleep for at least a few hours. If she has not fogotten the last couple of days when she wakes up, you're in trouble.
>In fact.. what if she will remember everything? Oh fuck, what if she will remember that you druged her?
>All you can do for now is put your trust in Combo. And the african shaman that probably brewed the juice from mushrooms that probably arn't even are known to science.
>The girls are rounded up in a cirkel around Rarity now.
>AJ: "Anon! tell me again exactly what happend!"
>You know that she's good with liars, so you don't make eyecontact and do everythng you can to seem frustrated and shocked
"I-i don't know! she just went out!"
>AJ: "Just like that? No heads up?"
"Exactly! Oh fuck, what if she doesn't wake up! What the fuck are we go-!"
>Aj puts a hand over your mouth
>AJ: "Calm down Anon! She seems to be alright, just passed out"
"S-so she's not.. you know.."
>AJ: "That's right. She's going to be fine. I've seen ponys in worse condition on Cider night back home"
>You psychologically twirl your mustashe and swing your cape while making a criminal mastermind laugh.
>But you can't drop you act just yet.
"W-when is she going to wake up?"
>AJ: "Pobably within a few hours, if i have to guess"
>R: "Jet fuel can't mehlt~ strr~ bms~.."
>The fuck?
>Appeljack once again takes a closer look
>AJ: "Yup, just like on Cider night alright"
>Exactly how strong was that tranquilizer?
>After all, you didn't inject her with it, she simply inhaled a mere breath.
>As long as she's not dying, fuck it.
>Heck, maybe you should take some. The green isn't cheap, plus the effect has become weaker ever since you started smoking it.
"Are you sure she's going to be fine? Is there anything i can do?"
>AJ: "She's going to be fine, the best we can do for her is just to let her rest."
>You exhale in ease
"Ok. I'll be in the other room if you need me. Tell me when she wakes up, will you?"
>AJ: "Sure, Anon"
>Just as you were about to exit the room, she starts again
>AJ: "Though i just can't get my head around it. Did she really just pass out? Seems a bit thin, don't you think?"
>You turn around. You've got to pass on the ball, and point the suspicion to something else.
"Im just as surprised as you. Did she eat anything strange during breakfast? or did something happen? stressful perhaps?"
>She takes off her hat and looks down for a second
>AJ: "Well.. uh.. there was guy who followed us to breakfast and uh.. i sorta hit him over the head.."
"WHAT?! Why have no one told me this?! Why did you hit him?!"
>AJ: "Look, he found out who we are! And he attacked fluttershy! I had to do something!"
"Wait, that's why there was a hoard of spegs in lobby? I just thought they had migrated to street levels for Brony-con!"
>Then you realize it
"Do.. do these people know we live here?"
>Appul_scrunch_face.jpg
>shit shit shit
"get your things. We're leaving"
>FS: "B-but Rarity.."
>Fuck, why did that bitch had to pass out now?!
>Oh, right
"Fucking god damnit!"
>the girls are frightened by your outrage
"just.. Don't leave this room. you can't be seen. alright?"
>they nod in silence
"I'll check in on Rainbow before i try to find the car. Be ready to leave when i get back"
>Once again, they nod