Title:           Equestrian Invasion: Day 5, part 3
Author:          JasseSwefag
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First Edit:      Monday 4th of August 2014 09:01:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of August 2014 09:01:06 PM CDT

>You get your keys and wallet
>The 9 of you leave the apartment and everyone takes their normal places in your car.
>You turn the key in the ignition lock, and you're off.
>before you go to your secret porno lagune, you have to swing by the mall and pick up some swiming suits for the girls.
>There's a nice vibe in the air. The girls are chit-chatting in the back, and you can feel rainbows eyes discretely watching you.
>TS: "Hey Anon. I don't want to be a buzz killer or something, but isn't beaches usually pretty crowded?"
"Not this place. You see my parents showed it to me when i was young. Before they passed away, that is."
>TS: "Anon, i-im sorry.. i shouldn't have-"
"No, it's fine twilight. It was a long time ago. I am ok with walking about them."
>RD: "..Anon?"
"yeah?"
>RD: "How did your parents.. you know.."
TS: "Rainbow!"
"No Twilight, i said it's fine."
>The chatting in the back has stopped now, and you can feel the attention is being pinned on you.
"I was quite young at the time, but i can still remember it like it was just yesterday. "
>you take a deep breath and start:
"You see, i was very afraid of the dark when i was young, hell ididn't stop pissing myself out of fear untill i was 7. Anyway, one night i was particulary scared. I think it was the shadows i saw dancing in my room. I didn't want to be alone in there, so i rised up and headed of towards my parents bedroom. But when i opened my door, i could hear them arguing with each other. I can't remember what it was about though. I didn't know wether i should interupt them or not, but i was too afraid to turn back, so i pressed on. I was just about to lay my hand on the doorknob when i heard a dull blow, followed by a loud thud from inside their bedroom. The arguing stopped and i backed away from the door. Then after a few seconds the dull blows begain thundering down again. The sound is almost impossible to describe in a way that makes sense. I can still hear the echoes sometimes when i sleep.. Now i was really scared, but still i walked up to the door, and i was just about to lay my hand on the dorrknob, when the door  flew open in fron of me. And inside i saw-"
>You find yourself parked at the mall parkinglot.
"wow, how did we get here so fast! i'll be back in a minute!"
>You exit the car, and shut the door with unintendedly much power. The girls jump in their seats.
"oh eh.. sorry"
>It all happend a long time ago, but it seems like your mind hasn't recovered from that night. Im starting to think it ever will.
>You head of towards the mall, feeling the girls eyes stabbing your back all the way to the entrance.
>Change subject, why are you here again?
>right, bikinis it was.
>You start scanning for a store which can provide you with as skimpy womans clothes as possible.
>Victorias Secret
>lewd
>You walk into the womans shop and start checking out the shelves filled with clothes you're pretty sure you've seen in a dozen different pornos.
>Girls all over the store are eyeballing you. They're just jealous of your Alpha-ness.
>You spot bikinis of all the girls respective colors, so you pick 4 pairs. Twilight and Rainbow already have a set each.
>You head over to the pay desk and throw the outfits on the counter.
>You have got to be fucking joking..
>???: "Back for more ahem, "clothes" i see."
"I've told you, they're for a few friends of mine"
>???: "Yeah, of course they are"
>Eat a dick.
>???: "That'll be $480, sir"
>Fucking designer clothes
>You swype your card in the card reader
>PIPIP
>TRANSACTION FAILED
>Oh god. Don't make me hang back womens clothes [spoiler] what would the guys think? [/spoiler]
>???: "Low on cash, eh?"
"it eh.. It seems like it."
>The cashier looks around and leans over the counter, and with a dark, growly voice, she says:
>???: "It's on the house"
"Oh come on! how theck am i-!.. what?"
>???: "Anything for a fellow tranny" she gives you a seductive wink
>She stands up and lifts her skirt up
>She
>her
>The biggest fucking groin you've ever witnessed is exposed to you behind the desk. Seriously, "she" could drive Al-Qaeda out of the middle east with that thing.
"i-eh.. thank you"
>You turn around and is just about to sprint like a fucking gazelle out of there, when "she" continues..
>???: "Now you.."
>no
>nonono
"uh im actually in a hurry, soo.."
>???: "Do it, or i'll call security on you for shoplifting"
>"she's" got you by the balls there [spoiler] no pun intended [/spoiler]
>IM IN HEED OF AN ADULT
>You turn around to see if there's anyone around, then you just fucking do it.
>You whip your schlong out, exposing every inch of it.
>the cashier is looking real smug.
>???: "mm-muhm, finally a real man! You're welcome in my barn any time, no girl could ride THAT without getting internal wounds, i'll tell you that, hon'."
>You don't know wether you should puke or say thank you.
>c'mon, having your dong complimented is nice, even if it comes from a sly tranny.
>You put your gear back in it's place and zip your pants.
>Again, you turn your heels around and walk out of there like a high pinguin.
>???: "You're Welcome back anytime!"
>Don't say a thing.
"You too"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM
>You can hear the cashier laughting.
>This never happend.
>You reach the parkinglot and you can see the girls in your car.
>looks like they're having a lively discussion.
>When they spot you they stop.
>feeling like the outcast kid in middle school.
>You open the cardoor and sits down.
"Hey girls, i got these for you"
You hand the bag with bikins to Rarity.
>They pick the bikini with their respective color.
>Everything is going according to plan.
>Le happy merchant
>AJ: "Oh Anon, you didn't have to.."
"Nonsense! i Wanted to."
>R: "Well i expect to pay you back somehow! And i won't take no for an answer!"
>How about you ride my dick.
>she hugs you tight from behind.
>You look over at Rainbow Dash and she's not looking too happy.
"so eheh, should we get going?"
>TS: "okay!"
>The ride towards your secret spot is pleasant. The girls are again chitt-chatting in the back about everything and nothing.
>Spike is sleeping in Twilights lap. Well, atleast he's trying to.
>You can feel rainbow is discretely watching you at every moment.
>Lyra takes the opportunity to ask you about human stuff.
>L: "Sooo, Anon. You're a human, eh?"
"uh yeah, i suppose i am"
>L: "How can you guys live with out magic? I mean i know you've got those hands and all, but.."
>She licks her lips when she says "hands"
>L: "Some of the things in this world are just too big too build by had, right?"
>She starts making cirkles with her hoof on your arm.
>Rainbow is not even trying to hide the eyeballing anymore. She's not looking too happy either.
>CAPTAIN, WE'VE ENTERED A MINEFEILD.
"uh well you see, we build diffrent kinds of machines that can do those things for us. Excavators and cranes for example."
>L: "That is like so much cooler than magic! i wish i was a human.."
>She starts levatating a napkin in the fron seat
>Wait, is she levitating?
"Lyra?"
>L: "Yes, Anon?" she smiles bright
"I thought your magic didn't work in this world."
>her eyes open wide, realizing her misstake.
>L: "wow! how did that happen? eheh, i-eh.."
>Rainbow is now clutching her fists in anger.
>WE'VE HIT ONE, CAPTAIN! SHE'S SINKING!
>Luckily, you just arrived.
You stop the car on the side of the dirtroad.
"We're here, girls."
>the girls looks around, seeing nothing but woods
>TS: "Am i missing something here?"
"The place is just a few houdeed feet in there" you point into the woods.
>They look in the direction you're pointing.
>AJ: "I hope you're sure 'bout that."
>Fluttershy's looking really uncomfortable with the idea of going in there.
>It is a beautiful day, but the vegitation is so thick in there it could mind as well be night.
>TS: "Well, you lead the way, Anon."
>All of you exit the car and they're keeping real close to you through the dark woods.
>Rainbow is in the back.
>If it wasn't obvious yet, she's pretty mad at you.
>within a minute or so you can see a bright shine in the front of you.
>When you and the girls reach it you can see the girls jaws drop.
>A medium sized beach with nice tanning/diving cliffs.
>It could be a fragment of heaven for all you know.
>TS: "Anon, it's.. beautiful"
>R: "I've never seen such a place before!"
>AJ: "It is somethin', i'll tell you that."
>Fluttershy spots a family of otters, and immediately shines up like a sun.
>FS: "Oh would you look at the little critters! They're simply adorable!"
"Im glad you like it! Hey, why don't you get down there and change? I just want to have a word with Rainbow."
>TS: "Sure!"
>All of a sudden, Pinkie comes out of nowhere. naked. butt ass naked.
>Her butt jiggles when she sprints, and even though she's [spoiler] worst human [/spoiler] you would not say no to a peice of that ass.
>You start to blush a little, and Rainbow, once again, notices.
>PP: "CANNONBALL!" SPLASH
>The rest of the gilrs gladly strut down towards the beach.
>Rainbow just stares at you. She has that face a master has when he's about to teach a dog a lession.
"yeah, i know. I should not have trusted lyra when she said she couldn't use magic, and bathed her."
>She stares at you, looking even angrier now. I guess she remembered what it really looked like.
"And i love you?"
>She looks you straight in the eye and crosses her arms
"i really really really love you?"
>RD: "Why don't you prove it.."
>Time to Alpha the fuck up.
>You're about to lay your hands on her waists, but her body language is pretty damn repellent.
>RD: "Im waiting.." She looks away.
>If you can't do this, you're the pettiest excuse of a man there is.
>in a haste you lay one hand behind her back and one behind her head, and pull her into a passionate kiss.
>She slowly lowers her crossed arms and embraces your body.
>You keep at it for a good 20 seconds,
>RD: "mmh, that's better." she smiles.
>RD: "How about we join the others?" She grabs your hand and pulls you with her down towards the beach where girls are.
>Looks like they have already changed, it seems like they even got Pinkie to put something on. Rarity is tanning, Twilight is looking out over the landscape, Fluttershy is trying to attract some animal from a hole, spike and lyra are talking, Applejack and PinkiePie are playing in the water. What a pleasant sight.
>For all you know, you could be at a beach with 6 supermodels. And one is your gf.
>feels good
"hey rainbow? how about we get cha-"
>As you turn around, you see Dashie. Turning over. just about to Pull up her bikini, giving you a first class VIP view of her slit.
>She slightly turns around and looks at you.
>RD: "What? It's like it's the first time you see a mare without clothes"
>It kind of is
>Well, there was that one time when you accidentally went in on your mom.. but that's irrelevant.
>Your body stidffens, all of your body.
>She giggles
>RD: "you're so weird sometimes, you know that?"
>You just make an uncomfortable laugh.
>RD: "Now get changed, I want to bath!"
>she starts "helping" you get undressed by unbuckeling your belt. just as she get the buckle open you grab her hands and try to hide your fully erected boner
>RD: "What is it?"
"It's eh.. nothing."
>RD: "What?"
>she looks down and first now she sees the huge curve in your pants.
>She looks back at you right in the eyes, and starts licking her lips.
>RD: "T-take them off!"
>Then, even more violently, she starts pulling down your jeans.
>FS: "AAHHH!"
>Everyone turns around and looks oer at Fluttershy.
>Seems like whatever she was trying to befriend bit her.
>TS: "Fluttershy! Are you ok?!"
>The girls run over to her to check how she's doing.
>If you don't do it while they're not watching, your porn lagune will turn into a spaghetti lagune.
>While the girls are distracted you pull down your pants and briefs, exposing your midgard serpent. Then, faster than a french capitulation you jump into your bathing shorts.
>It only takes a few seconds for Rainbow to realize her misstake. She turns around to see that you've already changed.
>She gives you a shrewed kind of look.
>She wants the D. badly.
>After a few seconds the girls come back, including fluttershy who's sobbing lightly.
>FS: I don't understand.. i just wanted to be friends with them.."
>AJ: "Ah' know Fluttershy. Why don't you leave 'em alone for a minute and join us?"
>FS: "o-ok.."
>Rainbow runs over to you and grabs your arm, and takes of towards the water.
>RD: "C'mon!"
>The both of you throw yourselves into the water, giving you a well deserved cool off.
>When you rise to the surface again, Rainbow is right in front of you.
>She is so fucking hot with a wet [spoiler] mane [/spoiler] hair.
>You make eyecontact before she pulls you close to and kisses you.
>This time it felt a bit different though.
>Usually she's pretty gentle, but now she's hugging you with all the force she can summon, and exploring every part of your mouth wth her tounge. you start batteling her tounge with yours and she starts moaning into your mouth.
>Her tits are tightly pressed up against your chest. you can feel her nipples through her bikini against your skin.
>If you thought your dick could not erect more, you were wrong.
>She has taked notice of your erection once more, and is now grinding her babymaker against it. You could pop a woody at any moment.
>The girls on the beach are watching the two of you, and you think you can hear Rarity:
>R: "aawwh.. don't they look so happy together? i wish i could find someone like Anon.."
>Rainbow probably didn't hear, but damn, you "felt" it.
>You really are happy with Rainbow, and there is nothing in this world, or any other for the record, that could destroy what the two of you had.
>She evntually breakes the kiss, and just hugs you tight. You return it and close your eyes for a few seconds.
>/mlp/ can keep their porn, this is the real stuff, literally.
>When you open your eyes you gaze out over the water.
>On the other side of the beach you see a few large horns sneaking out from the trees. It's a large deer.
"Dashie? look."
>RD: "wha-?"
>She turns around and sees the magnifique animal.
>Then, behind the deer, another one appears. A female this time.
>The two of them start to sniff/caress each other.
>Rainbow places herself in front of you, with her back against your chest. You fold your hands over her stomach from behind. She lays her hands over yours.
>You smell her rainbow hair, and the scent is so tranquilizing that you could just drown right there and now.
>Suddenly the female walks up to a few bushes, and starts to poke about in it.
>Then, an almost newborn calf sneakes out from the bush. it's mother caresses and comforts it.
>Rainbows grip around your hands tightens. Alot.
>The girls on the beech have noticed the animals too, and are completely silent.
>Pinkie wants to get a better look, and stands up.
>She steps on a small branch, which cracks.
>The father raises his head and straightens his ears, before he starts hoarding his family back into the woods.
>The girls glares at pinkie, and she whispers:
>PP: "Sorry!~"
>Rainbow turns around and faces you again. Looking at her straight in the eye is like looking at fire. They're so full of life, of lust..
>She hugs you tighly and says:
>RD: "Anon?"
"yeah?"
>RD: "Promise me we'll always be together.."
"i promise, Dashie. Always"
>Pinkie yells from the beach.
>PP: "Hey Noony! Your thingy is buzzing!"
>She holds up the cyan colored cellphone which you took from that sperg the other day.
>Great
>Just when you actually got some private time with Dashie and the girls..
>But it could be important, so you take your hands of from Rainbow and starts swiming back to the girls. Rainbow follows.
>You take the cellphone from Pinkie, and sees the display.
>"The Dungeon Master" Even for these kinds of dirtbags, that was fucking autistic.
>decission time
>It's not a text this time, but a phonecall. It's been a good 40 seconds now, but it keeps ringing
>TS: "..Arn't you going to answer it?"
"i-eh.."
>Then it stopps
>The buzzing in your hand dies out
>"One missed call from TheDungeonMaster"
"It's nothing, im sure. If it was, they would probably send an SMS too."
>PIPIP
>Fuck
>One again, you swype the phone open
>"Answer the phone, or you'll never see those girls again"
>Those arogant little shits
>BBUZZZ
>Another call, same contact
>The girls are watching you with anticipation.
>Slowly you press the green button, and bring the phone to your ear.
"Spit it out"
>TDM: "You have no right in keeping those girls for yourself. And you will surrender them to us. to me."
"Not going to happen, shit-for-brains"
>TDM: "As we speek, our anonymous hackers are locking your position. We are Legion. Expect u-"
>You break the phone open, takes out the SIM-card, the battery and throws it all into the lake.
>Nothing good was coming out of that conversation, and if that guy was telling the truth, there is a prius squad heading your way right now.
>Can't the gods grace you with one, just one fucking peacefull day.
>The girls are staring at you
>RD: "..Well?"
"Get dressed we're out of here"
>RD: "What's the matter? we were having such a great time!"
"Just do it, i don't know how safe we'll be here for much longer"
>TS: "What did they say?" >AJ: "Mind telling us what in tarnation that was about?" >R: "Anon, is there something we can do for you?"
>The girls  start talking all at the same time, and it's getting to you.
>Their voices are like a dozen hammers thundering down on your skull. You normally don't shout, but they were getting on your nerves, and you really need them to just do what you tell them too without any fucking questions asked, for once.
"Girls.."
>TS: "Are they onto us?~" >AJ: "How 'bout some answers, Anon?~" >R: "Those rascals don't have the slightest hint of class! If i~"
"FOR FUCK SAKE JUST SHUT UP"
>They are shocked by your sudden outburst, and are looking kind of scared
"Im sorry, but we've got to get moving! Please, just do what i say withour any questions, just this once!"
>And just like that they start to get their shit together.
>They don't even bother to change back to their underwear.
>Neither do you. You just dry your swiming trunks of with your towel quickly and put your pants over 'em, then you're all of back to the car.
"Stay behind me"
>You all creep through the thick vegetation, untill you see your car.
>And a prius
>This is just getting better and better..
>There are two sperg-lardos inspecting your car.
>Without the element of surprise, you don't think you can take em out, at least not at the same time.
>CRACK
>The pink devil stepped on a branch. Again.
>PP: "oops, sorry!~"
>You felt like punching her in the fucking face now. But that ain't going to help shit.
>They obviously heard it. They're sticking their fedora covered, hiar lossed heads into the air like meercats. Then they start moving towards the grove you're hiding in.
>Think. They'll see you any second.
>There is a 3-4 foot long tree stump laying on the ground hext to you.
>You could go straight for them..
>No, they have to much time to react..
>Then it hits you.
>You don't like it, but it's the best you've got.
"Rarity?"
>R: "y-yes, Anon?"
"I need you to allure them here"
>R: "What?!" she says with a "low, loud" voice, so to speak
"you know, with your female charm"
>R: "Im not going to-"
"You have to!"
>???: "I think i heard something in there"
>You look at each other and she looks disgusted, but it looks like she's going to do it.
>You signal to the girls to go deeper into the grove. You hide behind a thick tree covered in clingy vegetation.
>Showtime
>R: "Yohoo, boys! Im in need of two BIG and STRONG stallions to help me! I SIMPLY don't know what to do!" She makes gestures with both her body and hands.
>The spergs just stop and look at the model-tier human pony they've been looking for. They throw a glance at each other before sprinting towards her with the face of a baby when it's about to put a snail in it's mouth.
>???: "M'LADY!!"
>You know they'll pass the tree you're hiding behind at any moment, so you just swing the provisional bat, and hit. Right in the fucking face. The sperg falls to the ground, with the refurbished face you've given him. You should become a god damned dentist.
>But sperg #2 is still at it. It seems he didn't even notice that you demolished his partner.
>R: "ANON!!!"
>He throws himself over her, and pins her to the ground.
>The peice of filth starts dryhumping her tender body and puts his cheeto encrysted hands on her tits.
>???: "DON'T WORRY, MY WAIFU! I FOLLOW A STRICT BUSHIDO CODE THAT-"
>with all the force you can summon you hit the sperg that could mind as well be the product of a B-grade horror movie. The stump hits him right over the temple.
>He falls off Rarity and faceplants at her right side. You can see her clothes and face is covered in blood splatter. And that she looks absolutely terrified.
>You run over to her and lift her head up.
"Rarity! Are you ok?"
>You can see tears are emerging
>Before you know it, she throws her arms around your neck.
>R: "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU" she cries our into your neck.
>uncomfortably you put your right hand around her back. You know Rainbow is watching
"It's ok, it's over now"
Once again, you can feel Dashies piercing eyes torment you from where they're standing.
"We've got to get moving, c'mon"
>You help her up on her feet.
>You wipe some of the bloodstains off her chin with your hand.
>She looks you straight in the eyes, and she bites her lip.
>She's holding you rather ahem.. "inappropriately" close.
>R: "I-if it wasn't for you, he would have.. Rainbow sure is one lucky mare.."
>Rarity, i..
>You're not sure how you should response to that. You say whatever comes to mind.
"Im the one who's lucky"
>Rarity all of a sudden frowns, though she's trying to hide it. She squeezes out a low "yeah.."
"Girls, you can come out now! We've got to get moving!"
>They sprint out from their hiding spot and sees the bloody neckbeards on the ground. They're obviously shocked by the gory scene in front of them.
>TS: "A-are they going to be alright, Anon?"
"They'll be fine. But they'll soon wake up, and we don't want to be here when they do."
>Twilight nods.
>They head of towards the car, but you've got some unfinished buisness with them.
>You bow down at each one of them and steal their shoes.
>God bless elastics and neckbeard impotency at tying shoes.
>You also take their cellphones. Maybe there's some info you can extract from them.
>But now you just need to get the fuck out of there.
>Before you get in the car with the girls, you slice the tires on the sperg-mobile.
>Then in a haste you get in the car, and floor it.
>The girls don't say much on the ride back to the apartment.
>Obviously they're shocked.
>You can't let there be any more delays in the search for the portal. This world is not meant for them, it gets more and more clear. I mean what would have happend to them if someone else found them before you?
>The thought gives you the shivers.
>When you pull over at your apartment you can feel your hear skip a beat.
>4 prius cars are carelessly parked outside the gate.
>And the lights are turned on inside your apartment.
>All the shades of rage are emerging in your body.
>The thought of them looting/searching your apartment makes you want to end them in the most painfull way possible.
>But you've got to think about what's best for the girls. And yourself for the record.
Twilight opens with a shy tone. guess she's afraid that you'll have an outbreak again.
>TS: "w-why aren't you parking, Anon?"
"Im sorry girls, but i think we'll have to find somewhere else to stay from now on."
 
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