Title:           Equestrian Invasion: Day 5, part 2
Author:          JasseSwefag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GA09Ancf
First Edit:      Monday 21st of July 2014 05:06:09 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 21st of July 2014 05:06:09 AM CDT

>And just like that he kick the door open with his little paws and struts out into the kitchen.
>Behind the door is the whole gang, with shame on their faces, staring at you, including Lyra
"soo uh.. breakfast it is."
>RD: "yeah uuh, and i've got to uh.. shower! Right!" And she takes of towards the bathroom, obviously embarrased out of her mind.
>you drastically turn around and head out into the kitchen. What the fuck were you suposed to say? "Hey, don't worry. I didn't fuck Rainbow in the pussy, we just grinded our gear a little"
>They're being awfully quiet out here.. The Force is telling you that you're getting another anglehair spaghetti shower within the next 5 minutes.
>Making the pancakes went pretty quick, and Spike sure made his presence noticed.
>S: "C'mon, Anon! Im starving down here", he says in a failed attempt not to sound rude.
"Yeah yeah, i'll just go get the girls"
>Dude looks like he's going to pee himself
>You look out into the livingroom and says:
"Girls? Breakfast is ready!"
>TS: "Oh eh, great! we'll be right there"
"Hurry, the pankaces will turn cold" you say and head back into the kitchen and takes your nomal place at the table.
>The girls come in and sits down and imediately digs in.
>No one says a word, it's kind of getting to you.
>Last in is Rainbow Dash, And she takes her normal seat next to you.
>It does not take long to notice that the air is pretty damn cold over the table.
"So.. For how long are we going to pretend like there is not a big ass elephant in the room?"
>TS: "Whatever do you mean Anon? eheh i eh-"
>You're giving her a pic related face
>TS: "Look Anon, your and Rainbows buisness is between the two of you. We don't mean to intr-"
>PP: "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO NAME HIM?! OR WHAT IF IT IS A HER?! PLLLEEAASSEE CAN I BE AUNT PINKIE??? PLEEAASSEE?? I PINKIE-PROMISE TO-"
>AJ: "Pinkie!"
>PP: "oh, sorry! i got carried away!" she smiles.
>Fuck she talks fast.
>it looks like Rainbow could explode out of embarrasment now, she's practically trying to hide her blushing by covering her face with her shoulders.
"Look, i know what things looked like earlier, but it really wasn't what it looked like."
>It looks like Rarity's eager to tell you exactly what it looked like. You can see how she's grinding her teeth in what look like exitement.
>You lay a hand over Dashies. She grabs a hold of it. Hard.
"We were just.. you know.. cuddling"
>TS: "Oh, i see.."
"*SIGH* ..Look, what about we change the subject? I was thinking that we could start planing our next mo-"
>An annoying whisteling SMS tone emerges from your pocket. [spoiler] you know which one im talking about. [/spoiler]
>It's the spergs mobile you took last night.
>You pick it up and swype it open.
>"we're going to get those girls, wether you like it or not"
>RD: "What is it Anon?"
>You just stare at the screen for a few seconds, trying to figure out what you're going to make out of it.
"It's.. It's nothing."
>The girls look sceptical
>You close it and put it in your pocket.
"So, as i was saying; i think that we should plan our next move t find the portal"
>TS: "Agreed."
"But we're not returning to the school today. Scruffy is surely there, and he's got his eyes wide open now. After last time, im pretty sure he's even dreaming about cathing us."
>TS: "Yes, i suppose. And once again, i'd like to see that show when we're done eating.."
>You just nod. This is not going to be easy for them.
>You wanted to protect them from the truth, but it seems like it is unavoidable now.
>When everyone's done eating you head out into the livingroom.
>You hook up your computer to the TV and launches Season 1.
>You're with them the whole time. Just in case some of them would turn into a black hole or something.
>They are as good as glued to the spots they're sitting on.
>A few episodes in, Twilight starts shaking her head
>TS: "No..No, th-this can't be real.."
"I never said it would be easy Twilight, only that it would be the truth" [spoiler] You've been living in a deam wold, Twilight.. [/spoiler] [spoiler] i could go on with the Matrix refferences [/spoiler]
>TS: "What am i supposed to make of this?! Are we just a mere creation of this worlds fantasy?!"
"Twilight, calm down.."
>TS: "CALM DOWN?! How am i supposed to calm down?! How would you feel if you found out that everything you are is nothing more than an illusion!" her eyes are starting to tear up
>R: "Darling, i-i know you're upset, but you have no right to take it out on Anon.."
>TS: "Why not?! It could mind as well be HIS fault that we're in this mess! I bet-!"
>R: "TWILIGHT!"
>Everyone jumps a bit over Raritys sudden reaction.
>R: "Anon has been doing nothing but helping us since we got here! How can you say such things to him!"
>TS: "I.. i-" She's about to breake out into tears
>Rarity is about to open her mouth again, but you stop her.
"No, Rarity.. it's ok.."
>The girls pin their eyes on you
"Im sorry that you've all ended up in this god-forsaken world, i truly am. But i've sworn that i'll get all of you back to Equestria in one piece. And that's a promise im intending to keep."
>TS: "Anon, i.. i'm terribly sorry for that, i-i just.."
"No need to apologise. i know that you're all worried, and i get it. But don't think for a second that i regret meeting all of you."
>RD: "Anon.." She's holding your arm close to her body
"This time i've spent with all of you has been the best time of my life, and a part of me wishes that you could stay.."
>You look down at the floor, not finding anything more to say.
>Without a word, the girls are closing up on you and soon you're all collected in a group hug.
>Feels that you thought wasn't possible to archive on this planet are emerging inside of you.
>A single tear of joy is rolling down your cheek.
"T-thank you, all of you.."
>A good 20 seconds pass without a word
>Then you suddenly feel a stench.
"Hey Lyra?"
>L: "yeah?"
"You've not showered after you got out of the dumpster, have you?"
>L: "mmmnope"
>The girls takes a few stepps back
>Mane 6: "eeeww"
"Ok, i'll go tap up the tub"
>before you and Lyra head of into the Bathroom, you unplug the computer and put it back on your desk.
>AJ: "We'll use the TV while you're at it, is that okay?"
"Yeah, knock your self out"
>As you're filling up the tub you can hear they're blipping the TV
>"LET IT REIGN! LET IT BANG! NIGGAS IN MY HOOD SAYIN' FUCK EVERYTHANG!" out of every channel you've got, they stop on MTV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbo7Xj10wU8
>R: "Ugh, No wonder the guards here dislike those of brown skin so much, they do nothing but commit crimes and shout profanities!"
>hue
>TS: "I don't think i'll ever understand this world.. Can't we watch something else?"
>AJ: "Fine by me, i can't understand a single word these monkeys are sayin'!"
>kek
>L: "Anon? are you done yet?"
"Huh? oh yeah, sorry. You're good to go now, enjoy"
>L: "Thanks Anon!"
"No problem"
>You're just about to leave her and join the girls when she grabs your shirt with her hoof.
>L: "Hey Anon, you don't have to go, if you don't want to.."
"i- what?"
>L: "You could help me brush my coat, with your big, and may i add powerful hands.."
"uuuhhh"
>L: "C'mon, i can't reach my back!"
"What about that magic of yours?"
>L: "oh it does not work in this world. So Please, please, please can you help me?"
"really? ugh fine, but im only doing the back.."
>L: "okay!" she says with a huge glowing smile.
>You grab the brush and slowly start to scrub her back.
>L: "mmhh yeah.. there"
>The girls can hear Lyras voice from the bathroom, and they pin their eyes on the door.
>L: "mmh, yeees"
>L: "Right There!"
>L: "Sweet Celestia! Don't stop!"
>AJ look over at RD, and it looks like she's going to explode in a nuclear blast.
>She throws herself out of the couch and throws the door open
>RD: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU-"
>You and lyra just stare at Rainbow who stands frozen on the doporstep
"..what? she told me she needed help with her back"
>RD: "I.."
>She walks up to you and grabs your hand and drags you out into the couch.
>She pushes you down and curles up really right against your body
>"The mighty female Lion is defending her territory from other predators and scavengers"
"Rainbow, what's up?"
>RD: "N-nothing"
>You fold an arm around her shoulders
"really?"
>RD: "Yes.."
"..You're Jealus, arn't you?"
>She makes pic related face
>RD: "N-No! Why would i be!"
"You're so cute when you're mad, you know that?"
>She does not reply, she just digs her head down into your chest.
>AJ is staring at the two of you. She shakes her head and says "Them two love birds.."
>AJ blipps some more channels untill she stop.
>"Next on History channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ"
>Ohboy.gif
>PP: "Boooring! what's on the other channels?"
>TS: "Wait! I'd like to see this".
>You were about to open your mouth, but you mind as well let them make their own conclusions.
>a few minutes in..
>TS: "Who IS that man? He seems like a great leader!"
>R: "And would you just look at all the beautiful uniforms! Oh, and the red, white and black fittings! Fabulous, simply fabulous!"
>AJ: "It ain't no small get together, i'll tell you that"
>TS: "But i've never heard such a language. What is all this, Anon?"
>Once upon a time...
"uuhh, kind of a long story. Just watch"
>Twilight turns back to the TV and busts out a small notebook, a pen and starts writing down notes
>Shit
>If this goes far enough, the mules of Equestria have some hard times ahead of them.
>TS: "Anon?"
"uh yeah?"
>TS: "Would it be to much to ask for, if i requested to bring some human literature back to Equestria?"
>god damit. You should have seen it coming.
"yeah, sure."
>TS: "Thansk Anon!" Her smile glows.
>Everyone are as good as glued to the spot they're sitting on, even Pinkie looks concentrated on the TV.
>Yup, the mules are definetly out of luck.
>Soon you remember that you've still got a portal to find
"Hey girls, we still have a portal to find. How about we try to figure out our next move in finding it?"
>It looks like they're struggling to drag their faces from the screen.
>TS: "uuhh yeah... yeah, we should. Human history will have to wait, girls."
>You turn off the TV
>The girls sigh.
>TS: "So, Anon; what are our options?"
"I think we should change tactics entirely."
>TS: "Care to explain?"
"With pleasure. During the nights Scruffy is monitoring the school, right?"
>TS: "yeah, it seems like he is, where are you going with this?"
"I was getting to it; what if we searched the school during the day instead? When scruffy dwells in the cave he came from"
>The girls look at each other
>AJ: "Gotta' say, he's got a point there"
>The girls lokk over at Twilight
>TS: "I.. don't see why it wouldn't work"
>R: "It seems like a plan then. But how exactly are we going to go about this?"
"Well, we just make sure to be there early when the students havn't arrived yet."
>The girls all nod in agreement
"However, this time we'll only split into two groupes.. just in case."
>TS: "Agreed"
>A silence enters the room, untill Rinbow breakes it
>RD: "Soo, what are we gonna spend the day on?"
>The girls turn their faces to Rainbow
>RD: "I mean, it's not even noon yet.."
>TS: "Rainbow, after yesterday i don't know if we sould-"
"No, maybe she's right, twilight. We should find something entertaining to spend the day on"
>TS: "Are you sure? I mean considering how things went yesterday.."
"I'll make sure it is safe this time, ok?"
>TS: "Well, ok. But please; promise it is safe." She says with a concerned tone.
"I promise." Everyone's staring at you.
"So, anyone's got anything they feel like doing?"
>They look at each other, and their faces show their lack of ideas
>Think..
>You suddenly spot the rainbow and purple bikinis you bought when Rainbow and Twilight first came here.
>A pretty unf idea emerges in your head.
"Hey girls, how about we go to a lake and have a refreshing bath?"
>You try to make your sudgestion sound as attractive as possible. You're not going to miss out on a chance seing mane 6 in bikinis.
>AJ: "Im up for it, what about you gals?"
>R: "Well, i do need to work on my tan."
>PP: "Oh! I hope they have diving towers!"
"What about you, fluttershy?"
>FS: "It sounds.. nice"
"If you don't like it, you know you can tell me."
>FS: "N-no, i-it sounds... nice"
"..oook then! And you Dashie?" You hug her closer with the arm you have around her body
>RD: "Sounds cool. As long as you're there.." Her cheeks turn slightly red
>AJ looks down and just shakes her head
>AJ: "Them two love birds.."
>TS: "soo, sould we get going?"
"yeah, just let me get a few things."