Title:           Royal Journal Chapter One
Author:          H-nen
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First Edit:      Wednesday 15th of May 2013 04:21:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 15th of May 2013 04:21:05 PM CDT

Day creeper in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Yes, that one.
>And after a freak accident involving a strange gem in Nepal, you were striped from your archaeology profession and into the gem itself.
>You're not sure how long you were in there, hard to tell when you didn't have bodily functions and didn't age.
>Eh, about a month you'd say.
>But the worst part was the exit.
>You kept a keen eye on the 'entrance' because you thought it was the 'exit' to.
>But when the time came, you were pulled out in the other direction.
>...Onto a crystal floor.
>You stopped, thinking you were in the crystal caves.
>But one quick look told you that you were dead wrong.
>It was a field of of celebrating ponies...all sparkling...
"WHAT THE FUCK, IS THIS TWILIGHT?"
>A voice responds from next to you.
>"Yeah! I'm right here! You don't have to ye-.
>The strange creature stopped mid-sentence when it sees you.
>Oh god, did it talk?! If this was a cruel joke it's a very elaborate one.
>It had been a year since that has transpired, and you came to live in this land called the Crystal Kingdom.
>Turns out it was a sentient gem that was stealing creatures to fuel it emotions while dormant. You were its latest sacrifice.
>But after the fall of the tyrant king Sombra, the gem just... shat you out.
>You had made quick friends with the few that greeted you.
>The 'Elements of Harmony' as they like to call themselves. You also had a fun time meeting royalty for the first time.
>A married couple, one mare named Cadence and a stallion named Shining armor.
>It was time to meet an old friend again, Shining.
>You're both good bros and were very quick to befriend each other.
>Now, It's bowling time.
>You and shining lost barely to a group of three stallions that wanted good practice.
>You walk to one with a messy mane.
"Hey, thanks for not throwing that match just because we had royalty."
>"Well, the dude abides."
>...Yeah.
>You thank them and leave after buying the other teem beers.
 
 
>After a small chariot ride you're both back at the castle.
>"Man, we had them! We almost won!"
>Shining said that in a more light hearted tone than an angry one.
"Yeah, but in the end we still had fun."
>"You know it, bro."
>You share a mighty brofist and relax on the couch.
>Watching a game of pony b-ball you start cracking jokes and beers.
>"Hey, Anon?"
"Yeah dude?"
>"Could you get that special bottle cap opener that you gave me for my birthday? The one from earth that sings that Tar-Heels theme?"
"Yeah, where'd you put it?"
>"Me and Cadence shared a beer and now it's our room."
"Sure, one sec bra."
>You get up from the pitifully small pony couch and make your way to his room.
>Quite a walk in this big castle, but you knew where it is because you had a room down the hall from them.
>Once inside the TV's noise is completely muffed.
>You walk to the dresser and low and behold, there it is.
>You pick it up no problem, and begin to walk back.
>But something catches your foot and you trip over.
>You hit the floor with a loud thud.
>Lucky you this floor had a rug and not crystal.
>You rub your head and look at what tripped you.
>Hey, it's one of those rune stone computer thingies.
>Despite how royal Cadance was she only had one that was useless in the face of a computer.
>The damn thing is rock hard hue hue hue.
>It was thicker then then a stack at Ihops and heavier then yo momma.
>The 'screen' was a build of green glowing letters etched into the stone.
>Just leave it Anon, she only uses the thing everyday, not like it has... juicy secrets... right?
>You clench your anal sphincter while resisting the urge to take a peek.
>Then suddenly, it springs to life.
>The Green letters mesh together making a solid screen.
>You can't hold back the excitement now, you have to take a look.
>This model is a 'high tech' one and has a magical battery that was pre-charged by Cadence.
>The 'screen' is a solid green with letters that were a lighter shade.
 
 
>Looked like what an Ipad would be from if it were made in the 80's.
>You tinker with it until you find out that it's touch screen.
>"Coolio" you say in your mind as if it were the 80's.
>No internet huh? Well there has to be something interesting, right? Cadence seems to think so.
>Your Equestian knowledge comes in handy when you're able to read the text fully.
>You find a part that reads 'stories' and open it up.
>Oh, that's cute, it has a small part about you.
>You open it up hoping you haven't delved too deep.
>After the fourth paragraph you instantly regret it.
>It... was a story... no worst... it was an otp of you and Luna!
>You? With that aspergic fuck?
>Why the hell would... never mind let's go to a different part to wash that horrible memory out.
>You found a part that said 'journal' but to you it might as well had been 'brain soap for Anon.'
>Thinking that a personal log would do good for your new mental shock, you instantly open it.
>... It was terrifying... it was only about you... only!
>What was even more scary was the fact that they were about situations she never was at.
>And the way she wrote things, by god, it way like she exploded whenever it was a situation involving the two of you.
>It was like: "Me and Anon got coffee! I was so exited!" to: "Anon and Shining armor watch the game."
>It was also very organized about things.
>There were files called "Crystal footage of Anon." and "Favorite Anon moments."
>You open the one about her fave moments of you and her.
>It had moments like "Anon played guitar for me!!!!!" along with "My Hearts Warming Eve with ANON!!!!"
>You think you've seen enough and lay it down were you found it.
>At least it took your mind of that Luna story.
>But it was replaced with something far more shocking.
>You walk back to the couch with your bro.
>"You got the opener?"
"Yeah, right here."
>"Took you long enough."
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