Title:           My Little Dicking Part Four
Author:          H-nen
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First Edit:      Friday 24th of May 2013 10:40:34 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 24th of May 2013 10:40:34 AM CDT

>After the friendly visit with Applejack you decide to pay a visit to your friend Rarity.
>You see her sitting down with that Blue Blood dude.
>He's kinda off to the side speaking with company.
>Walking a bit closer you see Rara is putting on a -painfully- fake smile.
>Getting closer she notices you and nearly begs you to get closer.
>Taking your seat next to her she begins to check if Blue Balls can hear.
>Judging that he can't hear, she begins to speak.
>"Anon this date is killing me!"
>Really? She kinda said he was a prince charming or something.
"Bad huh? I thought you said he's a prissy boy?"
>"Yeah I know what I said. But he has the etiquette of a monkey! But not like you darling."
>Somehow that apology only made it worse.
"I've never been one to let a lady suffer. How about you let me have a word with him?"
>"Really you'd do that? Oh thank you Anon!"
>The talking seemed to get blue bloods attention.
>"Ugh, what are you doing with my lady!?"
>Wow, his voice makes you wanna puke.
"Look here Blue Balls, we need to talk."
>"Never in a million years."
>You grab him by the ear and humiliatingly pull him to a more private situation, away from Rare.
>"Ugh, unhand me you brute!"
>You let go and pin him to a wall.
"Look here Blue Balls-"
>"Blue Blood."
"Whatever, I see the way you're treating my friend Rarity, and I want you to stop."
>"Why would I want to do that?"
"Because she deserves better than you. I've seen you two go at it and I don't like what I see. She has been doing nothing but give you chances all night and you treat her like shit. Listen, she's probably the nest pony you'll ever meet and has a heart of gold. So I want you to go over there and not fuck up this chance which is probably your last."
>"Why would I do anything a monkey tells me to?"
"Don't do it for me, do it for the nicest pony you'll probably ever meet."
>You let go of him and he doesn't seem to give what you said a single thought.
 
 
>You walk over to the regal mare greeting guests.
>"Oh, hello Anon."
>She turns back for a minute.
>"Welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala."
"Hey could we talk princess?"
>"Maybe we could talk later-welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala- I've got ponies to talk to."
"Hold up a minute."
>You turn to the line of ponies.
"Yo, welcome to the GGG I'm gonna borrow the princess for a second."
>The crowd starts talking.
>"Okay."
>"Yeah, sure."
>"Don't see why not."
>You turn back and see the princess with her jaw open.
"Now you got some time."
>You take the princess to a more secluded location.
>She takes a deep exhale.
>"Thank you so much Anonymous,my throat was beginning to hurt."
"No problem your highness, just wanted to get a good word out. So how are you doing at your special party?"
>"Ugh, it's a disaster, every year I deal with these assholes. It's the most boring day of Equestria!"
>"Assholes? That kinda made you think she would light herself a cig if Equestria had any.
"Well princess, you've done this longer than I've been alive, I'm sure you can handle it."
>"It's like having a day dedicated to hello."
"Well now that you've got some time, I wanted to tell you that Twilight has been wanting to talk to you all night but hasn't had the chance."
>"Oh Anon, you always are looking out for your friend, that's a very good trait. I gave them that plus one because I knew they would ask you."
"Why not just give me one?"
>"Because you would have never excepted if there wasn't fear of disappointing your friends. And I knew you would want to challenge yourself with that, how'd you call it, "pony poon quest?""
>Damn she's good.
>"Thank you for giving me this alone time. Maybe I can give a little extra time for you after the party."
>Oh god not again with the d, let the damn boy rest!
>This pony poon is starting to get a little bad, if that's possible.
>"I have to go now Anon, I hope you have fun."
"Thank you, and same to you."
>She walk off and greets Twilight who is practically beaming.
 
 
>She mouths out the words "thank you" before walking off with the princess.
>They kick start the the conversation and talk about things you can't hear from this distance.
>Okay, it's defiantly been enough time, gotta go back to the pussy at hand.