Title:           Horse Mask Part Two
Author:          H-nen
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First Edit:      Thursday 16th of May 2013 03:38:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 16th of May 2013 03:38:30 AM CDT

>It had been two days since landing on the moon.
>Right now you've been doing what you always have been doing.
>Judging rock by shade, size, and density.
>Yup, you are that bored.
>None gave you the length of your sentence, so you kinda assume a life long one.
>You know, the kind that kills you?
>Maybe it's boredom, but you got's a plan a' brewin'.
>You shout!
>Yeah it's not really a good plan.
>But princess Luna should hear right?
>Worth a try.
>You take position, facing the center of Equestria.
>Here goes nothing.
"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>...Yeah, now we wait...
>...Fuck waiting.
>You howl like a fucking banshee for half an hour.
>Damn, it's starting to hurt.
>...Maybe waiting is a better idea.
>Just then lighting strikes the ground and takes form.
>Princess Luna stands a few feet away from you.
>Waiting is for pussies.
>"Anon, what are you doing on the moon!"
"Being banished."
>"What banished! I had no knowledge about this!"
"Well it happened, and here I am"
>"Well... why are you here?"
"Your sis was horny and banished me for not fucking all of Equestria."
>Luna takes on a look of pure disgust.
>"Sis always does something drastic every estrus season. I tell her the royal consorts are enough, but she always finds someones day to ruin."
"I'm surprised you weren't there."
>"Sister never keeps me in the loop, she just leaves me in the castle all day long."
>You should probably get to the point.
"Well princess, do you think you can help me?"
>"Well seeing that my sister has no jurisdiction over the moon, I withhold the right to banish you from it."
"Oh thank you pri-"
>"On one condition."
"What might that be?"
>"You'll owe me a favor."
"A favor? That's it? Seems easy enough."
>"Then it's settled, we are going back to Equestria."
>After that conversation you are both thrown in to a fuck ton of shifting blue lights.
>You end up landing on grass, with a headache that can split skulls.
>You release a flush of bile onto the grass.
 
 
>"Are you alright Anonymous?"
"Yeah *cough* just peachy."
>Well, with your lunch on the floor time to look around.
>You lift your gaze up and behold the building in front of you.
>It's your house, the human sized one you made.
"Uh... Luna? Why are we at my house?"
>"Isn't this what you wanted?"
"Yeah, but now Rapelestia will know where to find me."
>"Don't worry Anonymous, I'll have a talk with my sister after you pay your debt."
>Okay now to find out what that debt involves.
"Okay, what do you want?"
>"Follow me~."
>She begins to walk in the front door of your house with a sexy sway, and her tail lifted high.
>...Is it getting hot in here?
>After about an hour it's time to start your end of the deal.
>"Oh Anonymous, I don't think it'll fit."
"Sure it will, you just have to go like this."
>"Oh my! It's working!"
"Great, now I think it's going to go off."
>"Already?"
"Don't worry, you're ready for it."
>*BLAM!*
>"Oh my goodness! It worked!"
>The Remington shotgun is now smoking.
>The beer bottle target it obliterated in an instant.
"See Luna? All you have to do is cup your shoulders right and it fits!"
>"Thank you Anon! I always wanted to fire one of these gun thingies you like so much!"
>She did a good job with the glock, but now what little ammo you had is almost gone.
"Okay Luna, that's enough shooting for now."
>"Thank you Anon, you've definitely paid your debt!"
>You had a fun time today and made good friends with Luna.
>After about an hour of talking and tee it was time for Luna to go and lower the moon.
>"Hopefully we can both see each other soon."
"Hopefully."
>"Thank you for having me over. Bye!"
"Bye"
>You sit on the front porch that day and watch the sun set and the moon rise.
>Today was a good day.