Title:           Shitty OC CYOA
Author:          Gamer_KM
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NfvcLwX4
First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of February 2015 01:05:24 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of February 2015 01:05:24 AM CDT

>You wake up and look in the mirror.
>Your a Shitty OC....an shitty alicorn OC
>You Look like a child of luna to boot...
>What do you do?
 
3-8 chooses
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:14:28 No.21967432?>>21967447
>>21967421 (OP)
I kill myself and sage a shitty thread.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:15:43 No.21967447?
>>21967432
Nope uUmp
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:17:20 No.21967478?>>21967534
>>21967421 (OP)
Embrace my design and live life like normal.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:21:08 No.21967534?>>21967550 >>21967566 >>21967574 >>21967577 >>21967583 >>21967586
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>>21967478
Shrugging off your shitty design and mostly shitter shitty backstory. and look around your room
 
What do?
 
4-9 chooses
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:22:26 No.21967550?>>21967577
>>21967534 (You)
Masturbate to figure out if you are male or female?
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:23:39 No.21967566?>>21967578 >>21967595 >>21967775
>>21967534 (You)
Use and age yourself up spell, prostitute your adult self till you get impregnated, give birth to your child.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:24:21 No.21967574?>>21967775
>>21967534 (You)
Try using alicorn powers. Try flying since I have wings now.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:24:40 No.21967577?
>>21967550
>>21967534 (You)
rerolling
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:24:40 No.21967578?
>>21967566
After eleven months of course for your child to gestate and grow in your womb.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:24:53 No.21967583?
>>21967534 (You)
go to mulp to get all my filly holes filled?
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:25:14 No.21967586?>>21967717 >>21967775
>>21967534 (You)
 
Two beds. Find out who your roommate is.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:25:51 No.21967595?
>>21967566
WINRAR
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:34:01 No.21967717?
>>21967586
rolling
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:38:39 No.21967775?>>21967792
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>>21967574
>>21967566
>>21967586
Using an age spell yo get older and leave the bedroom,
1/2
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:40:00 No.21967792?>>21967811 >>21967815
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>>21967775 (You)
One the Way out you meet you slightly older cuz, he's an alicorn also
 
what do 1-5 chooses
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:41:33 No.21967811?>>21967827
>>21967792 (You)
Look at our mare parts in a mirror to get a feel for our body more?
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:41:57 No.21967815?>>21967827 >>21967905
>>21967792 (You)
Rape him as much as possible until he impregnates you.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:43:00 No.21967827?>>21967905
>>21967811
>>21967815
Which is winrar? One of the two is, but op never say dubs as winrar.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:49:21 No.21967905?>>21967918 >>21967920 >>21967936
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>>21967827
>>21967815
>After Baiting him back into the bedroom, he helps you check you mare parts your a girl then fuck the living shit out of him, your sure his hips broke and the age spell had worn off
 
what now?
6-9 Chooses
also duds will get priority in event order
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:50:47 No.21967918?>>21967962 >>21968023
>>21967905 (You)
Live your life for eleven months and then give birth to your inbred child.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:50:50 No.21967920?
>>21967905 (You)
find out we are a changeling and feed on love?
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:52:02 No.21967936?>>21967948
>>21967905 (You)
Is it 6 to 9 or 6 or 9?
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:53:14 No.21967948?>>21967962
>>21967936
6 to 9
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)20:54:14 No.21967962?
>>21967948 (You)
ah, then,
>>21967918
WINRAR.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)20:58:47 No.21968023?>>21968074 >>21968089 >>21968092 >>21968130
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>>21967918
as much time passes in a cut, you find out that you can't have a baby doto some random magic that stops you from having babies (You blame twilight for that)
 
What now?
3 to 6 will choose
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:01:21 No.21968074?>>21968179
>>21968023 (You)
Find fluttershy
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:02:28 No.21968089?
>>21968023 (You)
You're an alicorn. Magic a baby into reality
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:02:42 No.21968092?
>>21968023 (You)
Undo the magic, thus making you instantly 11 months pregnant and then go into labor.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:03:53 No.21968106?>>21968126
I want the pregnancy fetishists to leave
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:05:24 No.21968126?
>>21968106
Fate seems not to want this baby
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:05:43 No.21968130?>>21968179
>>21968023 (You)
I CALL BULLSHIT.
 
You did not do what the winrar did and I deed this thread untrustworthy, until you make it that she has a inbred.
 
Otherwise, this is biased and unfair.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:09:03 No.21968179?>>21968218 >>21968281 >>21968306 >>21968485
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>>21968074
>After Much Hunting You find fluttershy
 
>>21968130
I have a plan...and now it it has flutter pony now
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:11:31 No.21968218?>>21968305
>>21968179 (You)
Ask her if she has to pee
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:16:19 No.21968281?
>>21968179 (You)
Rape her
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:17:51 No.21968305?>>21968323
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>>21968218
>"well My little filly,...."
>she grins your scared but can't place why
 
Did the first this cuz i frgot numbers
 
0 to 4 chooses
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:17:51 No.21968306?
>>21968179 (You)
 
Become the world's most fashionable paramedic.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:19:03 No.21968323?>>21968448
>>21968305 (You)
Ask her if she can pee in front of you, you really have to pee but don't know how.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:28:37 No.21968448?>>21968478 >>21968479
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>>21968323
>She willing turns around and you watch the wounder of flutterpiss
>She Smiles Widens and something hear a thud and she holds up a spell bypass stone
 
4,5,and 0
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:30:46 No.21968478?>>21968492 >>21968504
>>21968448 (You)
Suddenly get pregnant and give birth to your inbred child that you were supposed to before, but now the magic ran out.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:30:58 No.21968479?
>>21968448 (You)
que es?
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:31:29 No.21968485?>>21968523
>>21968179 (You)
>I have a plan.
do you know what a CYOA is?
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:31:57 No.21968492?
>>21968478
rerolling
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:32:52 No.21968504?>>21968513 >>21968533 >>21968625
>>21968478
rolling this
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:33:31 No.21968513?>>21968533 >>21968625
>>21968504
WINRAR.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:34:14 No.21968523?>>21968533
>>21968485
Yes, now let us cont.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:35:11 No.21968533?
>>21968523 (You)
 
>>21968513
>>21968504
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:42:35 No.21968625?>>21968631 >>21968638
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>>21968513
>>21968504
>With the help of fluttershy, you give birth to an inbread child
>after fluttershy washing it off she checks you with her hoof.
>Then she hands it to you.
 
6 to 9, chooses
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:43:13 No.21968631?
>>21968625 (You)
sacrafice it for good harvest
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:43:43 No.21968638?>>21968656 >>21968737
>>21968625 (You)
Teach it the meaning of life.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:44:49 No.21968656?
>>21968638
WINRAR
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:50:21 No.21968737?>>21968754
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>>21968638
HIIIII RIMMMYA NIIIJAFAAA
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)21:51:26 No.21968754?>>21968769 >>21968771 >>21968790 >>21968801 >>21968819
>>21968737 (You)
3 to 8 will choose
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:52:06 No.21968769?
>>21968754 (You)
create a massive regime that worships your daughter as the path to the future of Equestria.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:52:23 No.21968771?
>>21968754 (You)
throw it to the fan, the ritual must be completed
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:53:24 No.21968790?
>>21968754 (You)
Get Goku to teach the child to harness her power and learn martial arts.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:54:30 No.21968801?>>21968816
>>21968754 (You)
Take her to The Garden of Eden.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:55:31 No.21968816?>>21968828 >>21968879
>>21968801
rerolling.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:56:01 No.21968819?
>>21968754 (You)
love and cherish her for the rest of your days
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)21:56:44 No.21968828?
>>21968816
WINRAR
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:01:15 No.21968879?>>21968895 >>21968909 >>21968918
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>>21968816
> You take her to the Garden of eden
evens choose
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:02:47 No.21968895?
>>21968879 (You)
you sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4 [Embed]
 
to your child
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:03:53 No.21968909?
>>21968879 (You)
Make her eat of the Tree of Knowledge.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:04:49 No.21968918?>>21968938 >>21968971
>>21968879 (You)
ask the serpent if he's willing to be a godparent
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:06:13 No.21968938?
>>21968918
WINRAR
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:09:26 No.21968971?>>21969002 >>21969061 >>21969066
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>>21968918
> Oh I would Love to be the GodParent, you even waited for name her for me
 
Now the Odds choose
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:11:54 No.21969002?
>>21968971 (You)
Give her name, Bright Memories.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:17:21 No.21969061?
>>21968971 (You)
sprinkles
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:18:01 No.21969066?
>>21968971 (You)
schmittywervenyeagermanjenson
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:21:52 No.21969116?>>21969127
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>>21969035
>You name her after you "Good" Friend/half sister Nyx, really you have no clue ehy but it's a goodish name
>The god father put's his...hand? on your shoulder
>"You make me proud,I am sure your mother is too"
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:22:53 No.21969127?>>21969145
>>21969116 (You)
4 to 8 chooses what happens next
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:23:53 No.21969145?>>21969172 >>21969233
>>21969127 (You)
Have sex with Discord like the slut you are.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:25:43 No.21969172?
>>21969145
winrar
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:30:11 No.21969233?>>21969253
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>>21969145
>Kinky butt sex with discord Happens with your child watching
 
2 to 9 will choose
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:31:36 No.21969253?>>21969353
>>21969233 (You)
Explain to your child that it was "Tuggy time with uncle" and that its completely normal. Then, go to Canterlot to see Princess Celestia for a visit.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:38:28 No.21969353?>>21969389
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>>21969253
>After the sex, you go to cantolot with you daughter, luckly she's to young to understand what happened
>so you go see your aunt celestia
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:40:40 No.21969389?>>21969422
>>21969353 (You)
Introduce your daughter.
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:43:39 No.21969422?>>21969450 >>21969461 >>21969465
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>>21969389
>That's a cute filly you have my little filly
Mind if i touch you both
 
2 to 6 will choose next
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:46:08 No.21969450?
>>21969422 (You)
Allow only if Celestia gives you and your daughter a futa cock.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:46:51 No.21969461?
>>21969422 (You)
Throw Nyx out the window and distract Celestia so she can escape
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:47:09 No.21969465?>>21969483 >>21969535
>>21969422 (You)
Do this if Discord can join in, and they play it easy for Nyx.
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:48:24 No.21969483?
>>21969465
WINRAR
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)22:53:18 No.21969535?>>21969574
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>>21969465
>Discord Shows up and pounds everyone
>They go easy on nxy
 
C to H will choose next....what? oh Nummbers 3 to 8
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 Anonymous  02/24/15(Tue)22:56:59 No.21969574?>>21969667
>>21969535 (You)
accuse shining armour of being the father and sue him for child support
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 ShittyOCDM !!VrXFdjD2aMJ  02/24/15(Tue)23:04:49 No.21969667 ?
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>>21969574
Last on tonight, it this still up tomorrow i'll post the next part.
 
>You tell celestia this and she hunts shining down