Title: Checked out in Snuggletown */Ntt/ One Shot* Author: Fruitanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Dxaq5cS9 First Edit: Tuesday 1st of September 2015 06:49:49 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 1st of September 2015 06:49:49 PM CDT >Be Anon. >Also be fucking freezing. >If there’s one thing these ponies know what to do, it’s make a bomb ass winter storm. >If you haven’t figured it out yet, you’re out in Ponyville, In the dead of night, trying to find Twilights gigantic crystal Castle. >Something about a *Brand new Scientific Discovery.* >And she wanted her book back. >Mostly the first thing though. >You’ve been out looking for about half an Hour now, but you can’t see 5 feet in front of you, with the wind. >And in all personal matters? You’re freezing your ass off. >Yeah, you repeated yourself, that's how bad this is. >You bump into the side of something, most likely a wall. >Wait, walls aren't Usually Smooth, or open. >You fall through the doors, hearing them close behind you, and the feel warmth seep into your bones. >’Are….you alright Anon?’ >You give the voice a thumbs up, and lift your head up the ground, to see who your savior was. >It was none other than the p0ne you were looking for, Twilight Sparkle. >You pull the borrowed copy of *Untitled* out of your frostbite ridden jacket pocket. ‘Brought...the book back….’ >’Anon, you’re Freezing! I Care a bit more about my friends then books! Come on, let’s get you warm….’ >She Magiks the book out of your hand, placing it god knows where, and helps you to your feet. >You shed off your jacket, and Twilight sits you directly in front of the now burning fire. >From the looks of it, she was just here, Sipping on something out of a cup, Reading a book, and staring at the fire. >You don’t get a chance to peek at the title however, as she sweeps the book away. >’Thanks for coming this late Anon, especially during this weather.’ ‘Oh it’s fine, really. I Like the cold. And anything to help out a friend. >’Was there something I Could get you? Like, some Hot Chocolate, O- ‘Actually, you have any apples?’   >Be Anon. >Sitting down next to Twilight, beside the fire. >Well, sitting beside meaning her, Curled in an Adorable little ball on your lap. >You complained at first, but she said something about *Conserving Body Heat*. >Not like you cared either way, Science n stuff. >Oh, and that Big *Scientific Breakthrough* Ended up being the discovery of a Chemical combination, Of an Acid and a Base. >So essentially, she showed you a baking soda volcano, expecting you to be amazed. >But, as per normal, you let her have her fun. >You thought of going home for a second, but the howling wind outside reminded you to sit your ass the fuck down. >So, you asked Twilight if you could stay for the Night, and she responded with more than average Enthusiasm. >You looked down at the sleeping Alicorn beneath you, and pet her mane. >’Anon, what are you…?’ ‘I’m helping a tense mare ease up., so stop resisting the Pettining.’ >She stops mid-sentence, relaxing. >’Actually, I don’t mind….Much.’ ‘That’s what they all say...’ >You rustle her mane a bit, and uncurl her, laying her down ontop of you. >You take your other free hand, and rub her belly in little circles. >Pony fur was always the Fluffiest fucking thing. You had trouble describing it though, Like nothing could compare. >Twilight seemed to be enjoying herself, so you kept right at it. >What are friends for? Eventually, you stop your dexterous assault on the unicorn, and allow her to simply relax. >Not long after that she starts to nuzzle into you, causing you took look down at the….Cutest fucking thing you’ve ever seen. >Apparently when she got up, she put on a pair of Purple/Pink socks, something your oblivious ass didn’t know. >She was adjusting herself against your stomach, in some sort of half-Asleep gesture. >Someone was a sleepy Unicorn….Who was going to give you a heart attack if you didn’t do something about it soon. >You gently shake her half-sleeping form, getting her attention. >’Wha….Oh, Anon I’m so sorry!, I Just fell asleep a-! ‘All is good, Twilight Sparkle. But if you need Unicorn sleep, now would be the time to say so.’ >’I’d...like to go to sleep….’ ’Alright then! Well, if you could point me in the direction of the Guest rooms, that would be splendid.’ >’I’m….Sorry Anon, but we don’t have a guest room for you to stay in. The combination was much more reactive than I Thought, and it….ended up flooding the entire wing.’ ‘.....Fuuuck...’ >’Well, you could always...’ ‘I could always what, Twi?’ >‘Share with me….’ ‘Sure, I Don’t got a problem with that.’ >That wasn’t the response she was expecting, as she becomes Flustered quickly.     >’B-But...Only married couples share the same bed! And we’re not married! Would we be breaking the law? Oh, I Hope it’s not against the law-’ ‘Twilight...As far as I know, going to snuggletown is not a violation against the Pony laws.’ >’Ok….Wait, Snuggletown? is that a new edition on the map? Oh, I have to go check the map!’ >She tries to squirm away, but you stop her by giving her a hug, and carrying her Into her room. >’Fine….But I’m looking at this Cuddletown on the map tomorrow!’ >You lightly set her down on her bed, taking off your Suit, Exposing your nearly naked body to the Crisp Castle air. >’Anon, why do you always take off your Clothes before you sleep, especially now? Doesn’t that seem Counterproductive?’ ‘Old habits die hard, I Guess. Now scoot over.’ >She complies, as you hop into and under the covers of Twilights bed, brushing past her a few times. ‘Gnight, Twinkle.’ >’Goodnight, *Nonny*...’ ‘Hey, Only I get to make pet names around here!’ >She Giggles, lightly whacking your chest with her wing. >’Fine….But It’s good to have an even level.’ >And with that, you throw your head back into the pillow, closing your eyes, and letting sleep overtake you. >You wake up again, in the middle of the night, no cold, surprisingly. >And as your senses recover, you find out exactly why. >You were cuddling your hostess, her being the little spoon. >Her soft fur feels amazing against your body, better than any blanket could have achieved. >You instinctively pull her closer to you, not wanting to relinquish your soft, fuzzy, bed buddy. >This causes her to stir in her sleep, rolling over and separating the two of you. >You Grumble, being forced to part with your newfound bed heater, but it turns into fear when you hear her start to wake up, into some half asleep form. >Subconscious Twilight groans, in some form of discomfort. >Looks like she didn’t appreciate separating. >She mumbles what sounds a bit like your name, while searching for something across the bed. >Making a quick decision, you reach out to her, and pull her next to you. >She takes no hesitation to attach herself around your upper body, wrapping her wings around you like a soft cocoon. >Then, you hear something that makes your heart melt a bit on the inside. >’There you are...My nice, Warm...Human.. Colt...Friend….’ >She must be having some dream right now. >You take your arms out of their fluffy prison, and hug her right back. >She was in for a WORLD of explanation when she woke up, but for now… >You and One Twilight Sparkle are checked out of Ponyville, on a Vacation in >Snuggletown.