Title:           Opt.2: Fuck You Gizmo, by Anon
Author:          FrankHogs555
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/qV9W3RcF
First Edit:      Thursday 6th of February 2014 10:31:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 6th of February 2014 10:31:45 PM CDT

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Anonymous Sat Feb 1 23:37:47 2014 No.16049435
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16049435
Quoted by: >>16049814 >>16050125
 
    >>16049198
    >nerd pone sees option thread on 4hock
    >option 1: have an anon brought to equestria, but you're not allowed any sex
    >option 2: go to earth with an anon and sex allowed, but you never see any other humans
    "option two, yes please, op!"
    >whoosh to earth
    >"what the fuck kind of pony is this"
    "h-hi anon it's so nice to meet you my name is gizmo!"
    >"what the fuck i never told you my name"
    "oh anon i know all about you, i read all your threads on 4hock, you're very dreamy"
    >"dear jesus what the fuck"
    "oh my gosh i'm so excited to-- hey, anon, where are you taking me"
    "what are we going to do outside, anon?"
    "h-h-hey, wait, i'm n-not supposed to be seen by a-anyone else, r-r-remember?"
    "i-i'm sorry i wasn't what you were expecting, anon"
    "i only wanted to meet my f-favourite human for once"
 
Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:10:18 2014 No.16050125
Quoted by: >>16050436
 
    >>16049814
    >>16049435
    >gizmo slowly rises up onto shaky legs
    >plucks some blade of grass from his glasses, dabs at the grass stain on his bowtie
    "i got all dressed up nice and everything, too, anon"
    >realizes he's on a lawn in plain sight, runs back to house
    >knock knock knock
    "can i please come back in anon? i don't want to be seen by anyone and it's a bit chilly out"
    >"no, fuck you, i was promised dashie"
    "dashie as in THE rainbow dash?"
    >"no dash as in fucking pinkie pie, of course it's rainbow dash"
    "i... i guess i can't really measure up to that"
    >gizmo sits on the welcome mat
    "i'll just be right here if you need me, anon"
    >anon will come around, he's got to, he wouldn't just leave you out here
    >night falls
    >gizmo is crouching by the hot air exhaust pipe around the side of anon's house, shivering
    >looks in the nearby window to see anon watching tv and snacking on some doritos
    >anon notices, gizmo waves to him
    >anon walks up to window slowly
    >shuts the blinds
 
Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:25:42 2014 No.16050436
Quoted by: >>16050526 >>16050948
 
    >>16050125
    >gizmo tries opening one of anon's basement windows
    >finds one in the backyard that works
    >carefully wipes hooves off on tie to not get anything inside dirty
    >slips inside, gets window closed
    >breathes sigh of relief
    >basement is unfinished, nothing around but a cold floor and some old cardboard boxes
    >climbs up stairs
    "anon i'm sorry for breaking in but--"
    >"dude what the fuck are you doing in my house"
    "can i please just live in your basement here? you don't seem to be using it"
    >anon gets up, runs to basement door
    >pushes it closed, knocking gizmo down the stairs
    >click
    "anon can i please use your bathroom"
    >"go away"
    "i really have to go"
 
Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:49:26 2014 No.16050948
Quoted by: >>16051055
 
    >>16050436
    >floor is really cold
    >gizmo fashions himself a mattress out of some flattened cardboard boxes
    >finds an empty bucket and some other supplies in the boxes
    "well, it's better than nothing, i guess"
    >quietly tries to pee in bucket
    >mops up stray droplets with dirty tie
    >smells like horse piss in here
    >checks doors in basement
    >furnace, laundry room
    >finds toilet room, with sink and clean toilet
    >sink tap doesn't work, uses water in toilet to wash hooves
    >brings in full bucket, pours into toilet
    >flushes
    >toilet isn't working either