Title: EG Dash flies [MMP] Author: FlyPone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/wuLWcgCE First Edit: Sunday 24th of August 2014 01:00:46 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Sunday 23rd of November 2014 07:39:48 PM CDT Contains: Micro "Mistaken as bugs" Unaware EG RainbowDash Hand Crush Sneaker Crush     >tfw you will never be a pegasus >tfw you will never wake up in a strange place >tfw you will never be with five other pegasi >tfw when a huge object will never suddenly fall from the sky >tfw one of the others will never be crushed by it >tfw there will never be five of you left >tfw you will never realize this it looks like hoofwear, only different >tfw the sneaker-clad foot will never move on >tfw you will never look up >tfw you will never realize the bipedal being >tfw it will never appear to Rainbow Dash, only she’s not a pony >tfw you and the others will never resolve to gain her attention for help >tfw you will never fly and catch up with her >tfw you will never fly up to her face >tfw you will never fly around in front of her face >tfw she’ll never notice you >tfw you will never gain hope for salvation >tfw her expression will never turn into one of disgust and annoyance >tfw her huge blue hand will never reach up >tfw all but one of you will never dodge out of the way >tfw he will never get grabbed in her hand >tfw he will never be transfer between her index finger and thumb >tfw Dash will never keep its annoyed expression >tfw when her frown will never deepen >tfw she will never remark about the “damn flies” >tfw she will never crush the “bug” between her finger and thumb >tfw there will never be four of you left >tfw your hope will never turn into despair >tfw she will never wipe her fingers off on her skirt >tfw you and the others will never “buzz” around her face >tfw you will never try to get her to realize you’re not insects >tfw she will never try to swat you >tfw when you will never be disoriented by her titanic hand near missing you >tfw one of the others will never land on her neck >tfw he is never swatted >tfw he will never be crushed under her palm >tfw there will never be three of you left >tfw another one will never fly into her mouth by accident >tfw she will never spit him out >tfw he will never shoot towards the ground >tfw he will never be drowning in the drop of saliva >tfw he will never hit the ground >tfw he will never be stuck in the pool of spit >tfw Dash will never raise her sneaker >tfw she will never bring it down on where she spit >tfw she will never grind her foot to make sure the “bug” is dead >tfw there will never be two of you left >tfw the other guy will never try to fly up in front of her eye to make her see him >tfw he will never end up in her eye >tfw he will never get stuck >tfw Dash will never cry out in pain and anger >tfw the pony will never be crushed while she blinks and wipes him out of her eye >tfw only you will never be left >tfw Dash will never be super pissed >tfw you will never just give up >tfw she will never raise both hands to your sides >tfw you will never just hover between her palms >tfw Dash will never bring her hands together >tfw her hands will never make a deafening “CLAP!” as they crush you >tfw you will never fall to the ground >tfw you will never be broken, but alive >tfw you will never hit the ground >tfw you will never be visibly twitching >tfw you will never hear deafening “BOOMS” >tfw Dash will never place her sneakers to your sides >tfw she will never have a huge grin on her face >tfw when she will never jump, bringing her feet together >tfw you will never gaze up at the soles of both of her sneakers >tfw her sneakers will never come down upon you >tfw you will never be crushed like the bug you now are >tfw there will never be none left >tfw Dash will never walk off >tfw she will never feel good from having killed those flies that were bothering her >tfw she will never go on with her day >tfw she will never forget about the experience within the next ten minutes