Title:           (FR) Fucking Animu
Author:          FlutterPriest
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MSBJ6qkK
First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of October 2013 06:27:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 24th of March 2016 08:30:45 PM CDT

prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/7/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/animu
 
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>You stand at a bookshelf containing all your favorite novels.
"Let's see... Taste of Harmony... Mute Anon... Tough Love... Big Daddy... Young Love..."
>You pull a book off the shelf and examine it closely.
"A Darker Home?"
>You stare at it for a moment.
>Place the book back in it's place.
>Set the bookshelf on fire.
"I don't even care."
>Suddenly there is a knock at your door.
>Answer that shit.
>It's MusturdNoCourage, but she seems to be wearing some form of uniform.
"Well. Let's hear today's guess."
>She sits down and puts on the most adorable face she can muster.
>"Oni-chaaan~~!"
>You just stare at her awkwardly.
>God that's cute.
>"Oni-chaaan! I-I was hoping that you w-would teach me about my body~! <3"
>Aaaand now it's creepy.
"What the fuck are you even doing?"
>Blush marks appear across her face as she puts her hooves together and pushes them together shyly.
>"I-I was thinking maybe big brother would want to do the thing that mommies and daddies do. I prooomise I won't tell!<3"
"Flutter. This.... whatever the fuck you are doing, isn't my fetish. Go home."
>She puffs out her cheeks and pouts.
>"F-Fine! It's not like I like you or anything... B-Baka!"
>Your dick suddenly extends to massive proportions.
>Quick! Close the door!
>You slam the door on your massive boner!
"Fuck!"
>Pull it out and slam the door shut.
>She must never know how close she was to guessing your fetish.
>Fucking Tsunderes.