Title:           Soarin' x Shining Armor (nsfw)
Author:          Fizzles_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 15th of July 2013 12:00:40 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 15th of July 2013 12:00:40 AM CDT

>First day of basic training
>Dunno why I have to go
>Was an ace at the academy
>Spitfire and I were unstoppable
>Some stupid rule about anyone in service of Celestia having to pass through general guard training
>Even future Wonderbolts
>So lame
>We stand there in a line, ScreamyStan drill sarge yelling about something
>Just do what Dad told me
>Stare ahead, don't make eye contact
>Don't laugh
>Don't fantasize about pretty mares and pop your wings
>....gonna be a long six weeks.....
>Screamy Mc Guardingson done yelling
>Another pegasus starts shouting out room assignments
>Least its only two to a room
>Hear my name
>Hear my bunkmate's
>Sounds like a douchecracker
>Guy said we were paired up to work as a team for the entire time
>Whatever, so long as he can fly fast enough and keep up
>I'm wonderbolt material not stand around with pointy stick stallion
>Wonder what he's here for
>We're told to disperse, find our bunkmate and go unpack
>Something about being back in...shit thats only an hour
>No lunch?
>Thank god Mom packed me a fruit pie
>See everyone pairing up
>Look for a pegasus by himself
>Not seeing any
>Weird
>Call his name
>See a hoof go up in the air
>There he is, on the other side of this mess of chatty ponies
>...wait a second...
>He's a unicorn?
>Oh for fucks sake...my luck sucks
>This has to be wrong
>I'm not here to learn how to paint or play music
>The heck do unicorns even do in the guard?
>Why would they....the other teams aren't...
>Oh wait...
>They ARE all mixed too, save the couple of earth ponies who they all lumped together
>Always extra earth ponies everywhere
>Damn
>He's walking over
>Well, Soarin', be friendly
>Don't shake his hoof too hard you might ruin his hooficure
>Don't flick his horn either, I heard they sneeze and jizz at the same time
>Wait, that's kinda funny
>Maybe I'll flick his horn like, once.
>For science
>Huh...we'll he's certainly bigger than most unicorns
>Kinda chubby-big tho
>He's going to be slow
>Oh well, it'll make me look faster
>"Hi, I'm Shining Armor. Guess we're going to be roomies"
>Roomies?
>He really just say that?
>41 days, 18 hours to go
>Shake his hoof, introduce myself
>He says he's going to be future captain of the guard
>I reply saying I'm future captain of the Wonderbolts
>We both laugh
>Sure we both mean it
>But realistically we're both in for a long trek
>Ok, he isn't so bad
>He starts toward the rooms, I follow
>My eyes drift for a split second
>Dear god
>Is he a really big mare or a really shapely stallion?
>Maybe he had some kinda magic accident?
>Either way someone stuck the roundest butt on this otherwise normal looking guy
>Wings...no...bad wings
>Resting position
>Think about food
>He's staring at me, waiting for an answer
>Fuck what did he ask?
"I like pie"
>He looks at me oddly
>Wrong answer
>But hey...I do like pie
>Unpacking
>Still chatting it up with Shining
>A lot less of a prissy unicorn than I thought
>He likes sports and even played a little in high school
>Good, we have common ground
>I couldn't fake my way through some conversation about poetry or...math or something
>Tried once with this unicorn broad and it didn't end well
>Pie should only have one meaning
>Shining is still chatting away and...
>I have to stop looking at his ass
>I swear every five minutes he bends over
>And bam and its there
>Short blue tail, massive white plush cushions
>This isn't fair
>I'm not a coltcuddler
>Not that there's anything wrong with that
>But six weeks with no mares in sight
>Rooming with most inviting ass I've ever seen
>Its like a test of...something
>I couldn't even begin to explain
>His butt is like a shooting star
>You have to look!
>Least he finally stood up
>He's taking out pictures
>Telling me who they are
>His parents, little sister and some pink unicorn
>Great so they get to stare at me while I stare at his rear-end
>He turns around and asks if I have anyone special back home
>I mention Spitfire
>He seems pleased to hear that
>I'm kinda happy I can say it too
>Her and I sneaked off to the locker room a buncha times
>And the equipment room
>And the weather factory
>And under the captain's desk
>Especially under the captain's desk...holy christ she nearly got us caught she moaned so loud
>What can I say, they said get close to your wingman
>We weren't the only ones
>Good times though, really good times
>I'll have to think about those times to keep me focused
>Basic is going to be a cakewalk
>But six weeks with no mares
>That'll be rough
>Fuck me he's bending over again
>41 days...17 hours....30 minutes
>Not surprised, Basic goes easy for us
>What I can do with my flying he can do with his magic
>He can make these shield things that...stuff.
>I dunno, don't ask me to explain how magic works
>Point was, you come in ready, you do great
>It's not nearly as bad as ponies make it out to be
>Though to be fair him and I jive really well
>Been about a week now, working together, eating together
>Everything really, they encourage you to be practically glued to your teammate
>Even showering
>That's the roughest time
>Thank god he's a unicorn so he can do that levitating stuff
>So there's no asking to scrub certain parts he can't reach
>He does mine though and...
>I don't care who you are
>I don't care how insecure you are about who's doing it
>You're not a stallion till you had your back scrubbed with a luffa
>Still dunno how he snuck one in here
>Along with the rest of his bath products
>Freakin' Unicorns
>I went total secret agent mode to get one Playcolt past the bag check
>He gets an entire bathroom worth of stuff
>Lord knows we need it, the amount of physical stuff we need to do
>Speaking of physical, my right forehoof has been getting its far share
>And a week with no mares in sight makes Mr Shapely Butt start looking nicer and nicer
>Come on Soarin' get it together
>You ain't no colt-cuddler
>You banged more mares than you got feathers
>...yet they're not here and round, fuzzy and plump is here
>And why does he keep bending over to get things?!
>He has unicorn whatzit, he can float everything
>"Hey, Soarin' did you see my hairbrush?"
>He sways it back and forth while he looks
>Bite lip, think of pie.  
>Apple maybe...
>Or cherry pie
>Nice golden crust
>Sweet taste
>I lick my lips
>I imagine the cherry compote dripping down my chin as I take my first bite
>...I'd love to pop his--
>Dammit!
"Umm...no, haven't seen it..."
>Look around on the other side of the room
>Out of the pale moonlight
>Take a deep breath
>34 days....17 hours....
>I feel sorry for the first mare I fuck
>She's going to be flying crooked for a week
>Three weeks now
>Halfway there
>Completed all our exercises for the day
>Dinner then independent study like always
>That used to mean dinner then rub one out to my Playcolt in the bathroom while Shining read a book
>No such luck since the last room inspection
>I still don't know how they found my super secret, secret squirrel hiding spot
>Yet completely missed Shining Armor's bathroom stuff
>They yelled at me for awhile
>Who knew older guard ponies got all angry if your magazine had a pinup of a white mare dressed like Princess Celestia?
>Assholes are probably passing it around right now
>Wanking it to her
>Wings still hurt from all the laps they made me do
>Not as much as my balls though
>Speaking of Celestia's royal ass, I am backed up
>Starting to see 'mates' everywhere
>Nearly had sex with a rolled up gym mat a few days ago
>Shining walked in a moment before I could
>Semi grateful but
>He brought with him his plush, round, curvy buns
>I stared the entire time
>Why did he always lose things?
>Why did he always look under the bed?
>And why always facing away from me?
>While his butt did the 'Maybe if you put your cock in me I'd find what I'm looking for!' dance
>I crawl into bed early
>He looked concerned but I said I was alright, just needed rest
>Satisfied he went to his side of the room and read
>On his side
>Facing away
>Curve of his ass silhouetted by candlelight
>Underneath his thin blankets
>Silently pleasure myself while he read his book
>Came like a rocket
>Nearly bit my tongue out keeping silent
>Just as I finish ruining my sheets with my thick seed
>Shining Armor drops his book
>Leans over to get it
>Full view
>Even make out his tight balloon knot
>And his pair of berries underneath
>Full hard on in an instant
>Balls ache with need
>How is that even possible?
>Longest night ever
>21 days...3 hours...23 minutes....11 seconds....10....9....
>Fourth week
>Hear some rumors that a few of the teams found some extra curriciular activities
>a whole friggin month with no mares, what do you expect?  
>During springtime at that
>Every time a good wind kicks up
>Can smell the faint leftovers of those girls getting their heat
>Keeping the D in its place was torture when we were standing in line outside
>Keeping my thoughts clean was even harder
>Every sniff brought a new mare to my attention
>Could almost picture them
>Nice, plump, cushy...white....with a short blue tail and the most perfect ho--
>Wait...
>NO that's...
>FFfffffffffffffffffffff
>I can't take this much longer
>"Hey Soarin?"
>I sit up in my bed
>Of course what do I see?
>Shining Armor's plump, delicious behind
>Doing it's 'hey bro I lost something' shake
>"Hey bro?  I can't find my primer, you seen it?"
>My hardon jabs me in the stomach
>I don't even hide it
>My wings would have betrayed me anyhow
>Sides he's still facing away
>Shaking his ripe fruits in my face
>My balls are groaning with pain
>I haven't even rubbed one out in a few days
>Everytime I tried I kept thinking of Shining fucking Assmore over there
>"Dude...you ok?"
>Oh fuck he turned around
"Yeah, I'm cool...just...DO YOU HAVE TO WIGGLE YOUR ASS LIKE THAT?!"
>Smooth
>"Huh?  What do you mean?"
"Its been three weeks since I had any mares and they're all in heat and you can smell them and every day you lose something and and youhaveaniceassandIwannafuckitandshoutmygirlfriend'snameout!"
>Shining Armor is my partner for Basic
>We've learned each other's moves, we can execute missions damned near flawlessly
>You could say we're like one superior stallion now
>So when I say what he did next surprised me, you need understand how significant that is
>"Dude...I've been tossing the line out to you since day one"
>What?
>"You really don't think I'm THAT clumsy do you?"
>Blank stare
>He laughs
>"I'm...well, lets just say when I graduate I have my life kinda planned out from here."
>I stand there, dumbfounded, and listen
>"Gonna join the royal guard, and this Princess has the hots for me so, gonna probably marry her"
>"But ya know, I never had time for a wild side when I was in school.  Always working hard and doing well and, well ya know."
>I really didn't know because I spent high school sleeping through class and sleeping with my teacher so I didn't have to stay awake in her class
>But I nod
>"Always wanted to...well...I've been told I look like a mare from behind"
>He blushes a little, tossing his hair from his eyes
>My dick trembles in approval
>"Was worried you mighta been the only totally straight Stallion...I tried everything.  Srubbing your back, giving you the best view."
>He looked away
>"I even told the Sarge about your...magazine"
>Oh you son of a bitch
>You're gonna pay for that
>I smirk so slightly he doesn't see it
>"So I mean...if you really want to...I don't care if you think about your girl while we..."
>He turns around
>And lifts that little tail
>Perfectly shaped ass a foot from my face
>I salvate but I keep my cool
"I...well...I guess we could"
>He chuckles again
>Thats right, keep thinking you've got the upper hand
>Even his laughing gives his rump a little shake so he's not too far off
>"I never did this before so...be careful, k partner?"
>He's using that unicorn magic on me
>My body is moving without me telling it to
>My cock is starting to reveal itself
>Think of Spitfire
>What would you do if she was here right now?
>She'd remember that this jerk told the guards on you
>And instead of telling you upfront that he wanted your dick
>He gave you 4 week long blueballs
>Just when you feel your cock lifting toward his hole, you pull away
>"What...wroooahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
>Shining Armor gasps suddenly as I plunge my tongue and muzzle into his rear
>I have to admit, I didn't think this through
>Between lust with a side dish of revenge
>I didn't quite imagine them both leading to putting my tongue in another stallions ass
>No matter how amazing it looks
>Even up close
>I know he's clean, I've watched him painstakingly scrub it down
>But I still feel myself losing enthusiasm fast
>What did they always say in the academy?
>'Flying smarter is always better than flying harder'?
>I concentrate harder than I ever have before
>Its not Shining Armor. No sir, its that cute mare from the academy
>All of them
>And every mare before that
>With a much bigger, fuller, ass
>Reach up with my hooves and clamp them down on his cutie marks and squeeze
>My tongue is going crazy now, licking his hole, his balls
>Focusing mainly on that little bit of flesh between the two
>Its driving him wild
>Little bursts of magic are going everywhere
>Typical unicorn
>My eyes are closed though
>Just keep picturing Spitfire's quivering marehood
>Lick her good, make her ready for you gigantic stallion cock
>Just like she likes it
>Don't pay attention to the different feel of it
>Or Shining's loud groans every time you suckle his balls
>This is your ass
>It can be whatever you want it to be
>"L-lower!"
>That wasn't a guy's voice
>You're not wrapping your tongue around the base of a throbbing stallion cock
>While the rest of your head is being grinded on by a perfectly shaped jiggly rear
>Nope, Soarin', it's whatever you want it to be
>You lap and suckle his package, still trying to convince yourself you're eating a mare out
>Not working nearly as well as it was before
>But now, I don't even care, because its mine
>It was a sudden change in mindset but, I didn't need the fantasy anymore
>His pleading moans were enough
>My ears perked and I felt the same lust I did when I heard them from mares
>I wanted more
>Go back to his ass
>Lick and suck on his balls some more
>Every so often giving that trembling hole attention
>I'll never admit it but I love giving oral more than anything
>Its amazing making the toughest mares weak in the knees
>And making them beg
>Right before you give them what they spent all day swearing they didn't want
>Maybe this is the same
>Yea I'm not getting off from fucking a dude
>I like being in charge
>Power is really hot after all
>Go back to his balls and the base
>Suckle at the sheath, slipping your tongue along a swollen vein
>He whinnies in a mix of pleasure and need
>He wants me to finish him off
>No such luck
>He's your mare tonight
>"Ah....S-soarin' gonna....gonna cum!"
>And he doesn't cum till you say so
>Withdraw your mouth
>Slow down
>Admire your work for a moment
>Flared, throbbing red cock
>Clenching, quivering ass cheeks
>Surrounding a swollen set of balls
>A light breeze would make this guy hose off the entire bunk
>He's humping the air
>Like imagining some invisible ass or vag would help
>Feel his magic tugging at your face
>Pulling me back to some sensitive spot on the underside of his flared cock
>Resist
>Leave him there
>Right at the edge of what had to be an incredible orgasm
>Four weeks of denying you this experience, only to find out he wanted it the whole time?
>And he's the reason you did 100 laps around the barracks
>And why you can't look at Fleur De Lis' Summer Sun Celebration edition of Playcolt?!
>He can suffer
>And suffer he does
>He's sweating, panting, even bucks a little
>His shaft and flared head so stiff he can't even get his legs far off the ground
>Its so satisfying
>But he doesn't reach for his cock to finish himself
>I think he might like this more than I do
>For totally different reasons of course
>I grab his legs with my own and give his hole the tinest of licks
>Over and over
>Every time he whinnies and shivers
>Not much different than a mare, this one
>I kept Spitfire like this for over an hour once
>Was intoxicating
>Now with this big unicorn you're on a whole new level
>Lick....lick....lick....
>He's biting his pillow, muffled moans making the bed shake
>Lick...lick....lick
>He pounds his fore hooves into the bed
>Lick....lick....lick
>He humps the air, his shaft getting dangerously close to the bed
>Pull him away so there's no contact
>No accidental mattress fucks for you
>"puh...Puhlease...dude I...ugh...god...I need to cum!"
>Lick
>"Jussttahahhh...I'm right there...please!"
>Lick
>"Ahhhhhhhgoooood Soarin' pleaaaaaaaase....my balls are gonna burst!  Ahhh!! AHH!!"
>Lick
>He's borderline hyperventilating
>God I'm good
>Lean over to look at my handywork
>Thought he was hard before
>His flare is even throbbing
>Must be horrible being denied something so simple
>Yet it feeling so good to keep it going
>Trot slowly next to him
>He's frozen
>Sees me leaning down
>Momentary relief on his face, thinking I'm going to finish him off
>Fat chance, pudgy
>Lean in ever so slightly and run the tiniest of feathers painfully slowly up his shaft
>Deliberately trace every vein, indent, spot, you name it
>He nearly explodes
>Nearly
>But not quite
>Hey, that's a lot of pre
>Feather reaches the source
>Tickle tickle
>"Uhhhhhhhhhhh S-s-soarin'....yoooouuuu.... huhhh huhhh....please...I..."
>Teeny tiny lick
>Tastes salty
>Pull my head away
>Blow on his cock, drying his pre and making him tremble wildly
>"Ahhhh AHHH!!!  Pleaaaaaaaaase!!  Please let me...?"
>Nope
>I keep this up for awhile
>I don't know why
>I mean you think if I was worried about being a coltcuddler
>I wouldn't have spent an hour turning Shining's body into my plaything
>Or eat his ass even after I stopped pretending its marevag
>But fuck it
>If you're going to do something wrong
>Do it right
>That's what Spitfire said after she refused to be quiet when we fucked in the captain's office
>I think I get it now
>Shining Armor is either really liking this
>Or so overwhelmed with his almost-gasm that he can't physically move to belt me for the torture
>He lost the ability to focus magic awhile ago
>Around when he started to beg
>He tried everything with it
>Pulling my mouth, stroking my own cock
>But he never tried to finish himself
>That's how I really knew he liked SOMETHING about this
>I'll find out what twisted part later
>Right now, my cock was dragging on the floor
>And that ass was begging for it
>I start to crawl on his back
>He moans and pleads every inch of the way
>"Fuck me, Soarin!"
>Crawl a little more
>"Please let me finish!"
>Little further
>"I need to cum sooooooooo baaaaaaaaad!"
>Music to my ears
>Always is, even from a throaty, deeper voice
>My mouth reaches his ears
>They flick when he feels my hot breath on them
>Flick towards me
>He wants me to nibble them
>I just exhale slowly
>Feel his whole body shiver beneath me
>Especially his ass
>Where my cock is resting nicely against
"Four weeks, I wanted that ass..."
>My voice is barely a whisper
>He whimpers from how long I'm taking
>I know his pleasure is beginning to recede
>Even after all that edging, you wait too long and it slowly fades
>But you have to let that happen
>If you don't, when you shove your cock in them
>They cum way too fast
>Can't have that
"Now I'm finally going to get it"
>He nods and weakly squeaks out a 'mhm'
>With skill dozens of mares can attest to
>I rear my hips back and plunge my thick cock into his hole
>I barely get a few inches in before he clenches down hard on me
>Holy fuck he's tight
>His cheeks lock me in too
>Under all that fluff and chub he has some muscle
>Only lights a bigger fire in me
>I give my hips another thrust and he gasps sharply
>Another half a foot of my pulsing length enters his hole
>He whinnies again, beating the shit out of the bed
>He's practically screaming into his pillow
>Not in pain but in utter bliss
>If you've had as many as I have you can tell the difference
>Even if this is my first colt
>He struggles and keeps squeezing my length
>His body is a mix of shivers and bucks
>I whip his big old ass with my tail
>He bucks harder and I plunge my cock as deep as I can go
>Our balls slap together
>So much for that rule
>Whatever, that ship sailed long before that
>"Sah....Sah...Soarin....please...don't...I can't take it anymore..."
>Grinning, I decide he's right
>Besides if I make this last any longer it'll be me fucking a passed out unicorn drenched in his own cum
>Rather he be awake
>For my thrusting
>And squeezing
>And mane pulling
>That was the one he didn't expect
>Balls deep and I pull his mane
>Slapping those plump, perfect asscheeks into my hips
>Oh god they felt good
>Ignore his cries of exstacy
>Ignore the sudden rush of warm cum splattering on the floor
>Just focus on those round orbs
>Hump them hard and fast, barely pulling my cock free
>Just keep rutting him while he cums like a firehose
>An hour's worth of edging soaks his bed
>And just when the last ounce of hot, sticky cum spurts from his trembling length
>I pull out
>And drench that amazing ass
>I'm holding the edge of my flared cock with my hoof
>Stroking the length right under it
>While I ride my own orgasm
>What feels like gallons of cum spraying those plush cheeks
>Along with his tail, his balls
>His pulsing thick hole
>Even the backs of his legs
>Its like I didn't jerk off at all this whole time I came so much
>My own knees begin to buckle as I back off him a little
>Shining Armor is a sight
>He's panting, covered in my seed
>His own fluids covering his bed
>He turns around, hair in his face
>Eyes barely open
>"Dude.....what the fuck was....I never..."
>I'm panting pretty heavily too
>I only walk a little forward and give his neck a nuzzle
>Mares like when you do that
>Don't just walk away and jump in the shower after you hose them down
>Shining seems like the same, he nuzzles back and coos like a pigeon
>Kinda cute
>"I...I never...came...that hard..."
>Course you haven't, you never got fucked be me
"Don't worry bout it...partner"
>I wrap my wing around him and steer us both toward the shower
>Always better to get clean before it dries
>"My....my bed is...pretty messy?"
>I laugh weakly
"You can...share mine tonight"
>He smiles
>We limp to the shower
>And as we go all I can think is
>Only 16 days, 23 hours left
>Better make the most of it