Title:           Uncreative Name Here - A Time to Remember (Twilight, unfinis
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Monday 28th of July 2014 02:42:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 28th of July 2014 02:42:16 AM CDT

>It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at occasional intervals ...
>fuck this shit
>you, Twilight Sparkle, liked books, but you hated this melodramatic stuff about dark nights
>though, ironically enough, it was a dark and stormy night
>you had never been more grateful to have a good roof over your head and a good cafeteria to raid for dinner
>it'd have to do for now, but tomorrow you shouldl be able to get Principal Celestia's advice on where you can stay for good
>after all, you'd be stuck here until the portal opened again
>but, despite all that, you felt OK about things
>you had good friends, even if they were different than back in Equestria
>you have good books and things to learn
>you have things to do
>one thing you learned early on here, though, is what somebody's "status" is and why it matters
>apparently virgins were somewhat frowned upon in this school, and that was an odd idea for you, being from a different universe
 
>so, after being here for the better part of a week, you were learning something new about friendship
>you weren't sure why it was so important to have sex before you came here, but apparently it was a big deal among these people
>you didn't feel quite ready for it yet, especially since you hadn't been there long
>still, maybe the rest of your friends and peers were onto something
>but you weren't sure who you should do it with
>it'd obviously need to be someone you could trust with a secret
>but you weren't really sure you could trust any of your friends quite yet
>they were nice, but they were different than your friends in Equestria, so you weren't really sure if you could trust them
>besides, it would make things awkward
>as you thought about these things under the moonlight, idly scratching Spike's ear, you discovered a note by the window
>somebody must have planted it here earlier
>now let's just hope it wasn't more crappy pictures of you
>...
>"Twilight, meet in the girl's bathroom if you desire. I know what your problem is and I can offer a solution."
>meh, nothing to lose
 
>After writing Spike a quick note in case he woke up, you set off for the girl's bathroom
>luckily, it being nighttime, no one was in there
>...well, except for who wrote the note
>and this surprised even you, master of deus ex machina
>it was you
>before you could start asking questions, your doppelganger butted in
>"Look, I know this must seem crazy..."
>you interrupted
Who ARE you? This.. this is crazy! I'm ME! You're not me.
>she took that opportunity to butt in
>apparently both of you were fond of interrupting
>"I AM you, Twilight. I just came here to talk."
>that look on her face showed she was hiding something
>neither of you were good liars either, you supposed
"Why should I trust you?"
>"Because I AM you. I've been sent from the future to help you."
"With what?"
>there was that look again
>she sighed
 
>"Look, I know what's happening tonight. You've been thinking about... what your friends have been telling you, right?"
>she was blushing a little
>she was kinda cute honestly
>you had learned about what made someone attractive, and she qualified
>though you weren't bisexual, she had a nice body
>she was wearing a very short, purple skirt, so short you thought you could almost see her panties when she walked up to you earlier
>on her top, she had a smallish crimson top with a low cut
>you were fascinated with her breasts, not because you were into... that, but because you just hadn't seen this much of anyone's... ever
>ponies obviously didn't have them, and no one here showed off THAT much
>"Enjoying the view, eh?"
>you were snapped back to reality by your doppelganger, who just smirked a little
"...ehm, em, so... what were we saying?"
>she looked exasperated
>after gathering her thoughts for a second, she sat on top of the area between the bathroom sinks and patted her hand on the granite surface
>you had never been so confused
>on the one hand, she seemed somewhat trustworthy and wanted to help you, apparently
>on the other... talking to someone who looked exactly like you was kinda weird
>while you were thinking, your legs made up your mind for you and started walking over
>you sat down on the cold granite -- where did they get the money for these? -- and she looked at you
"So... what did you want?"
>damn, this girl gets exasperated easily
>"I want to help you lose your virginity."
>she looked away for a second
Wh-!
>"I know that you've been thinking about it, and I can help. I know what books I read, after all."
"W-wha? Books? I don't know what you're talking about."
>shit, somehow she knew
>maybe she had seen the romance novel you were reading earlier?
>"Let's see... I recall reading Paul Clifford today. Pretty boring. The guy's prose sucks. Then, you read something... else? I believe it was a romance novel?'
>shit, she knew
"W-well, I'm straight-"
 
>"Then why did you think about the girl the whole time?"
>she had you there
>you hadn't thought much about it, but it was an odd situation
>before you knew it, you started to zone out thinking
>you could feel your eyes tear up from the pressure you were under
>you were so respected
>but you hadn't even gotten laid yet
>suddenly, you felt a hand on your lap, and you looked up at her
>she looked back, making eye contact
>damn, her eyes were beautiful
>"Twilight, I know that you're upset. Believe me, I remember how weird this was. I know that you're thinking now about this, but be rational. Don't pull a Smarty-Pants."
>you share a little chuckle about that day in Ponyville
>damn, she really WAS you if she knew that
>either that or a damn good stalker.
>"I'm offering because I know that I wanted experience and wanted to know what sex was like. Besides, I know you're horny now."
"How did you know?"
>she just chuckles
>"I got a good sense of smell, let's say."
>oh shit
>you really were aroused, but could she really smell that?
>you only just realized that she was staring at you from less than a foot away.
>"So? Whaddya say?"
>fuck it
>you've wanted this for a while, and besides, you were just done thinking about morals or sexuality
>you just lean in quickly and kiss her on the lips
>she just closes her eyes and acts unsurprised
>right, she already has been through this
>the kiss is a bit awkward for a second or two, given that it's your first in this body, but you learn the hang of it
>her lips are smooth and you love the sensation
>you decide to be a bit bold
>you move your tongue to hers
>she moans a little into your mouth
>damn, that's hot
>you need to breathe, and you break off, a strand of saliva dripping onto the granite
>speaking of dripping... your panties are soaked
>she just looks at where you're sitting and smirks a little
>right as you're about to ask what to do next, she lunges for your waist and pulls your top off
>shit, you forgot
 
>when you started sleeping in the library, you kept all your clothes on
>but that was uncomfortable
>so, when you came to this bathroom, you didn't put a bra on
>you were about to explain why you didn't have one on, but she chuckles and says
>"don't bother. I already know you don't like human clothes"
>right, future Twilight has already been through this
>you're leaning in for another kiss -- those lips tho -- but she already moved her head
>it doesn't take long to find where she went
>rather, feel where
>she just moved her hand and head down to your mounds
>even just her breath on your exposed nipple feels good
>you lean forward a little, but she pushes you back
"W-what was that for?"
>she doesn't bother answering; she just mauls one of your medium mounds with her hand, while her skilled tongue flicks across one of your nipples
>you arch your back in shock, but she moves with you, unrelenting on your breast
>you were like putty in her hands
>and you weren't just talking about your breasts
>though they did feel good
>you suddenly gasped as you felt a jolt of pain
>she just pinched your other nipple somewhat hard and didn't let go
>but damn, it hurt
>but it felt good somehow
>seriously, how did you ever manage without thumbs?
>wow, those sensations were amazing
>neither as a pony nor as a virgin had you experienced this, and your arousal was intense
>"doing the deed" with another woman in the school bathroom was hot enough
>but this girl is YOU
>does this count as masturbation?
>you catch a glimpse of the security camera out of the corner of your eye
>why do they have those here?
>you don't ruminate for long, though, since you realize something else
>your nipple isn't being sucked
>wtf
>you were really enjoying this
>during the time where you were thinking and feeling, she apparently had gotten bored
>she had left her own top on, though unbuttoned all the way
>but she took her shoes and socks (why were those so big?) off
>and she took off her skirt