Title: Request Anon - Anon Gets Some General Tsos Author: FingerbangingMLP Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/GVfCZERq First Edit: Saturday 13th of February 2016 02:07:49 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Saturday 13th of February 2016 02:08:55 AM CDT >Be Anon >Friday night >Your part time job is killing you >At least you have your girlfriend to bear through with >Oh how you loved Twilight >You both share a hunger for food >She may love food more than you do though >Getting home, you're exhausted >Luckily Twilight is there to greet you   >"Hey hon', how was work?" she asks   "Same as always babe" you say   >"Aww don't worry, maybe we could eat out tonight!" she says assuringly   "You know, that does sound like a good idea"   >"C'mon honey, I'll drive"   >Not changing or anything, the both of you leave to your car >You get buckled and lay back >It feels good to unwind >Would be better on your couch, but whatever >Twilight starts the engine and pulls out of your driveway >God this girl was so good to you >She knows how hard you work, especially when it's killing you >She appreciates you >Twilight knows when to take charge for her Anon-bee >She always liked calling you that for some reason >Pinkie Pie would call you "Nonny" >The dim, orange lights of the street poles sunk into the car in intervals >Light in, light out >The radio is turned off >Twilight understood when it was nice to just listen to the enviroment >Now you both are going to relax and chow   >"Where are we gonna eat hon'?" Twilight asks   >Huh >It hasn't occurred to you   "I'm not too sure baby, you pick a place tonight"   >"No no, it's fine, you pick honey, I'll eat whatever"   "I'm okay with eating whatever too Twi"   >"Well, we have to pick somewhere"   "How about McPhillies? Just around the corner"   >"No hon' those guys are just mourner, what about about sandwich king?"   "Babe their sandwiches don't give me a ring"   "What about that Chinese place over there?"   >"Love, the waitress is a scare!"   "Then where the hell will we go?"   >"Anon-bee, I don't know"   >The both of you are exasperated having sang that >The fuck just happened? >Anyways >Twilight stops into a parking garage   >"What are you hungry for?"   "Something that isn't a bore"   >The both of you look at each other in the eyes   >"How about the drive-thru please?"   >I said no >She said yes >I said no >She said yes >I said no >She said pleeeease   "Oh baby, no"   >"But honey yes"