Title:           PowerfulStache - Never Gonna Give Rares Up
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/EhK9wcw5
First Edit:      Monday 7th of October 2013 01:33:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 7th of October 2013 01:33:58 AM CDT

>Be Rick Astley, at the Fall Formal.
>Rarity is your date, and is quite the wonderful dancer.
>All of a sudden, your song comes on.
 
>Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
 
>Before you can woo Rarity with your epic moves, that asshole Flash Sentry and his gang walk in.
>Flash sprays Waifu Bait on himself, instantly being surrounded by at least 10 girls, including Rarity.
>Through the ceiling, you are given what you need by your ogrelord.
>A 12 Gauge Shotgun.
 
>You walk up to Flash, and fire a warning shot into the air, causing the horde to disperse.
>Flash and his gang are left standing in the open, as the chorus of the song approaches.
>You raise your shotgun, reading to fire into the crowd.
 
"Never gonna give a fuck!"
 
>You pop off a few shells, seeing Snips and Snails drop to the floor in a bloody heap.
 
"Never gonna let you live!"
 
>You see the autistic fatass that is Chad fall to the floor, trying to scramble his way out through the door.
>Before he can escape, you walk up to him and stomp his head into the ground.
 
"Get Ricksterminated!"
 
>Finally, you see the Waifu stealing asshole himself, Flash Sentry, stopped dead in his tracks.
>You raise your shotgun one last time, pointing it straight at his crotch.
 
"You're never gonna run around and steal Waifus!"
 
>You empty the shell into his crotch, watching as he falls to the floor, withering in pain.
>Spitting on him, you walk away with a grin on your face back to Rarity.
>Taking a closer look, you realize that it was never Rarity, but rather Gaben.
 
"Half-Life is over, Rick."