Title:           Ekans Monev - Magic Anon finds true love with the help of t
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Sunday 20th of March 2016 01:59:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of March 2016 01:59:31 AM CDT

    >"Dude, trust me, just go in there and do what comes naturally!"
    "I'm not so sure, what if she finds me unattractive, or I come off too strong?"
    >You're shivering in panic at this point.
    >A few drinks and you confessing to your friends about your crush on a certain bacon-haired girl lead to this moment.
    >"Listen bro, chill, I know it can seem a little daunting, Sunset is pretty hot, but you're probably the best looking out of all of us... No homo."
    "Thanks Flash, but I just don't know what to do, or what to say!"
    >"Look, when I tried to tell Twilight how I felt, I didn't really say anything, a song happened to play and I did some dance to it and asked her out at the end."
    "And it worked?"
    >"You'd be surprised, besides man, you're tall, handsome and funny, if I was Sunset, I'd be running up to you with monster condoms for your Magnum dong!"
    >You chuckle at his terrible references.
    "So what, I just go into the shop and dance to whatever song is playing?"
    >Flash and the rest of your friends nod.
    >"There's no one else there, and she's at the counter, just freestyle bro, let your inner animal take over."
    "What?"
    >They all sigh in defeat.
    >Flash then grabs you and pushes you through the door and into the store.
    >"Just do what comes naturally, Anon, show her how you feel naturally, after all, we are dancers."
    "We're strippe-"
    >You're cut short as your friends push you into the store and watch from outside.
    >It's really just a basic convenience store, the most alluring thing about it is probably the incredibly beautiful girl standing at the counter.
 
    >Sunset.
>She looks great even in her work clothes.
>Despite that, she's still on her phone, as if not realizing you're actually there.
>You begin to sweat, worrying and panicking on how not to fuck this up.
>Sighing in defeat, you're about to leave until the song changes.
[YouTube] Backstreet Boys-I Want It That Way With Lyrics
>This is the song.
>It's a sign from God.
>You turn, your back facing Sunset, and seductively bend over to tie your shoelace, giving her a full view of your behind.
>Picking yourself up slowly and gracefully, you turn to notice that she's still on her phone.
>But that's just the beginning.
>You walk towards the refridgerator section, picking up a bag of Cheetos on the way.
>Turning back towards Sunset, you rip the bag in half, spilling cheetos everywhere.
>That grabs her attention, as she puts her phone down and glances at you.
>You flash her a wink and move to the fridge.
>Putting your hand on it as support, you sway your hips to the rhythym of the song, giving her a full view of your behind.
>Opening the door dramatically, you stare at Sunset, having her full attention now.
>You start singing along to some of the song's lyrics.
"Ain't nothing but a heartache."
>You growl seductively at her, causing her cheeks to redden up.
>Pulling out a water bottle, you begin to stroke it gently and roll off the cap, as if mimicking a certain phallic object.
 
>You bring the bottle down to your crotch, mimicking your own member and thrust your hips into the air, causing a stream of water to come flying out of the bottle.
>Bringing it back up, you roll your tongue out and pour the rest of the water all over your face and body and bite your lip at Sunset.
>She brings her hand to her face in response.
>As you strut towards her, you can hear the cheers of your friends outside, who are screaming in pride at your talent.
>Continueing to sing along to the lyrics of the song, you tear your shirt off, displaying your muscular body to her, who only screams in approval like a fangirl meeting her idol for the first time.
"Am I, your fire? Your one, desire~"
>Your pectorals bounce to the beat as you start flexing your muscles and posing like a Greek God.
>As you finish your routine of poses, you sprint a few steps towards the counter and slide on your knees towards her.
>Standing up, you twirl towards her and slide your hand towards the waistband of your pants.
>Teasing Sunset, you lightly tug it downwards.
>"No way..."
>Her expression is that of a mix between shock and excitement.
"Oh yeah."
>You pull your pants a quarter of the way down, before laughing and pulling them back up.
>She looks at you, dissapointed.
>Walking directly up to the counter, you bring your hand out, gesturing for her to take yours.
>Putting her hand in yours, you give it a quick kiss and lay down the real stuff.
"You busy this Friday? I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date."
>"I'd love to."
>She writes her phone number on a piece of paper and hands it to you.
>As you walk out, you wink at her one last time.
"I'll see you on Friday, Sunny."
>She brings her hands to her chest, as if her heart's about to explode.
>You did it.
>Holy shit, that actually worked.