Title:           Anon - The Horny Adventures of Anon and Vinyl
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Saturday 26th of July 2014 02:51:27 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 26th of July 2014 02:51:27 AM CDT

 >You an Vinyl were just talking.
>Then awkward silence.
>She starts to fidget a bit.
>She wasn't while you were talking, so you start up again.
>The fidgeting stops when you talk, but when there is a silence, she fidgets.
>Eventually the silence gets to her.
>She moans in her chair.
>"Are you alright?"
>She grabs you wrist.
>"You, me, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, you can't help but think, "It was just an awkward silence."
 
>Offer Vinyl a sandwich
>"R-really?"
>"Uhh, yeah. Here."
>She almost takes a bite, but sets it down and grabs your wrist.
>"What are you doing?"
>"You, me, Tavia, bed now."
>As you get dragged upstairs all you can think of is, "It's just a sandwich."
 
>Giving Vinyl a high five.
>She moans and grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now"
>As you get dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "It's just a high five."
 
 
 >You are flying in the air, trying to lock on to your target.
>Target locked.
>You "fire"your missle.
>Target destroyed.
>Now to get back to base.
>Another boagy comes in on radar.
>Oh shit.
>You eject before it crashes into you.
>The other pilot does too.
>As you parashute down, you realize Vinyl is the one that crashed into you.
>"Vinyl!? What the hell!?"
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just shot a plane."
 
>You are fucking Rainbow Dash.
>You are just about there.
>"I'm cum-"
>Vinyl breaks down the door.
>"Oh god, what now?"
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now"
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I almost came inside."
 
 >Explosions sound on the battlefield.
>You are just inches away from the last explosion
>Nothing could be more frightening thatn this right now.
>Suddenly, someone grabs your wrist.
>You turn around and point your pistol at... Vinyl?
>"What are you doing here!?"
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "They were just explosions."
 
>You're sitting at home playing vidya
>It's the last level of Ocarina of time
>you just defeated Ganon
>Zelda begins to tell you to turn into a kid
>When Vinyl opens the door
>"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
>She grabs your wrist
>"You, me , Tavia, Bed , now"
>As your dragged upstairs, all you can think is, "It was just a cockblock"
 
>You were only nine years old, you loved Luna so much.
>You pray to Luna each night. "Luna is love" you say, "Luna is life."
>Your dad hears you and calls you a faggot. You knew he was just jealous of your devotion
to Luna. You called him a cunt.
>He hits you and sends me to sleep. Your crying now and your face hurts.
>You lay in bed, really cold. You feel something warm...
>You turn around and see...
>"Vinyl!?"
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just praised Luna."
 
>Celebrating a whole year of >no hooves.
>The music is really good, cause it's DJ-Pon3
>Aka, Vinyl Scratch.
>You are at the bar, waiting for the countdown.
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>Happy Anniversary!
>You take a swig of your drink.
>Then, someone grabs your wrist.
>"Hey Vinyl, whats up?"
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I was just celebrating."
 
>At a funeral for a dear friend.
>Someone mentions how depressing it is.
>You turn around and it's Vinyl.
>Fucking hell.
>She grabs your wrist.
>"Vinyl, I fucking swear..."
>She pulls you into a hug.
>"I know this must be hard for you."
>You are shocked, but give in to her hug.
>Tavia comes up from behind and gives you a hug from behind.
>This is probably the only time you have been in between them, and not naked.
>"Thanks girls."
>They drag you home and upstairs.
>Before you can speak, Vinyl speaks up.
>"Let's just cuddle tonight."
>As you lay in bed, all you can think of is, "I love these girls."
 
>See Rainbow get done with a long run.
>God, she looks sweaty.
>You wish you would wipe all that sweat off.
>Fluttershy walks up with a towel and water bottle.
>You wish you were Fluttershy right now.
>You would ask her out, but are too beta.
>Suddenly, you feel someone grab your wrist.
>You turn around and see Vinyl.
>"I could put in a good word, if you do something for me."
>Okay, you are interested.
>"Alright, what do I have to do."
>She pulls you to the school.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted help."
 
>You were only nine years old, you loved Celestia so much.
>You pray to Celestia each night. "Celestia is love" you say, "Celestia is life."
>Your dad hears you and calls you a faggot. You knew he was just jealous of your devotion
to Celestia. You called him a cunt.
>He hits you and sends me to sleep. Your crying now and your face hurts.
>You lay in bed, really cold. You feel something warm...
>You turn around and see...
>"Vinyl!?"
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just praised Celestia."
 
>You are looking at your computer screen.
>And you are bored as fuck.
>You just want something to do.
>There is a knock at your door.
>It's Vinyl.
>"Vinyl, thank god."
>She holds out a cup.
>"I just want a cup of sugar."
>You grab her wrist and take her to her house.
>"Anon, what's the hell!"
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you lead her upstairs, she can't help but think, "I just wanted some sugar."
 
>You rage online.
>That will show those faggots.
>Vinyl comes online.
>You get a message from her.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>You feel a force pull you by the wrist to her house.
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just called them a fagot."
 
>Sombra just wants some dick
> "I-it's not like I w-want you crystals o-or anything..."
>Takes your crystals
>Is about to run off but looks behind him
>You are still standing there
>He drops the crystals and lights up his horn
>Your clothes disappear and you feel your dick tingle
>Your dick is now a giant crystal
>"Crryyyyystalsssssssss"
>Suddenly, your dick is back to normal and sombrero is blasted back by some magic
>Vinyl out of fucking nowhere.
>"He's mine!"
>Epic battle ensues.
>Vinyl comes out on top.
>"Vinyl, thank you so much!"
>She teleports you back to her house and grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "Crystals?"
 
>You see a thread you really like.
>You like this thread so much, you don't comment on it.
>But, you will bump the shit out of if.
>As soon as you bump it, alarms sound in the distance.
>Alarms put in place for one purpose.
>"No... it can't be."
>You look out of your window and see the sky turn red.
>"No, no, no, no, no!"
>You lock your door and grab your shotgun.
>"This is it, don't wimp out. You have prepared for this."
>The sounds of moans come from your door.
>Not even the CDC could prepare anyone for this.
>Your door breaks down.
>You aim your gun at...
>Vinyl
>"I told you, I'm married. I can't do this anymore."
>She slowly walks up to you.
>You are too much of a wimp to actually use the gun, so she swats it away.
>"I heard you bumped a thread Anon."
>"Please... please. Don't do this."
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just bumped a thread."
 
>Working at your desk with your roomate.
>He is pretty popular with the girls, unlike you.
>Maybe one day it will change.
>There is a knock at your door.
>You open it up to see a electric blue haired girl's sanding in the doorway.
>"Can I help you?"
>She pushes past you and garbs your roommate's wrist
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As he is dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "Why am I so alone?"
 
>You are looking up some abuse photos or girls you know.
>One of them is Twilight Sparkle.
>Oddly enough, there is a lot of them.
>Then some faggot tells them to stop hurting her.
>Wow, whats with this guy.
>As soon as you hit the reply button, someone grabs your wrist.
>Oh god.
>It's Vinyl, and she has a big ass paddle.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I'm going to take pictures for that faggot."
 
>Some random girls just came in and sung about a battle of the bands
>Sounds like fun, maybe you can team up with Vinyl.
>"Hey Vinyl, do you want to make a band?"
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted to make a band."
 
>You're writing up some greentext so you can bump the thread.
>You're also talking to people over the internet
>You fuck up majorly in your typing process
>"Just let your cooing speak for you" the page reads
>You nervously laugh and nodded as you looked down at your plate
>Wait, what?
>Suddenly, Vinyl bursts through the door and grabs your wrist
>"You, Me, Sunset, bed, now."
>As you get dragged up the stairs, all you can think of is,"It was only a typo..."
 
>you're just lurking on /mlp/
>suddenly, you feel a tap on your shoulder
>you turn around to see...
>nothing.
>you sigh as you unzip your jeans
"Me, hand, porn, masturbate, now."
>as you jack off, all you can think of is, "I just wanted a threesome."
 
>You are on your phone.
>You're bored, so you ask the Anons for a prompt.
>Suddenly, Vinyl walks into you room.
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted a prompt."
 
>You are listening to some music.
>You skip a few songs and your favorite pops up.
>"Ah, yeah."
>You bob you head with the music.
>Then, you door opens up to reveal Vinyl Scratch, dancing in her underwear and an open shirt.
>unf
>Your face goes red and grows hotter.
>"H-Hey Vinyl."
>She grabs your wrist.
>"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
>As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "unf."
 
    >Be fat-anon in gym class
    >Some other Anon is getting attention from Rainbow.
    >Lucky bastard
    >You even saw her put her hands in his pants
    >What you wouldn't do for a little reach around.
    >Suddenly, someone grabs your wrist.
    >"Hey, what's your..."
    >It's the school's DJ, Vinyl Scratch.
    >"I hear you are looking for a little action."
    >Dafuq
    >Is she a mind reader?
    >"I-I guess."
    >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now"
    >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted a reach around."