Title:           Anon - I need a job
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of January 2016 02:40:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of January 2016 02:40:39 AM CDT

>I need a job
>I need a place to live
> "Sweet apple acres". They offered just that.
>I've stayed here for a week already. Work was tough, but the monotony slowly started to make it's dent on me
>Crack of dawn, dress up, head out. Sigh another day full of nothing, but apples.
>Apples, apples, apples. Come to think about it, they do remind me of butts
>"DAMNNN SHOTTYYYY" My mind yells to me as Apple jack passes by on the farm.
>"LOOK AT THAT SWEET ASS, NOW I KNOW WHY ITS CALLED SWEET APPLE ACRES" I enthusiastically announce my presence to a ripe female in my vicinity.
>Applejack turns to me. Gives me a smirk, and without even saying anything points towards the barn.
> My guess was, the monotony was getting to her as well, a new exciting stranger appearing on her farm was the only thing resembling any sort of adventure, which she definitely craved.
>I fall into a trance as I watch her walk towards the barn. That booty wiggle was straight out of hell. Made to seduce weak men and steal their souls.
>I gladly oblige to take bite of this forbidden apple
>I enter the barn, she takes my hand. So warm.
>Leads me towards some hay.
>Unsheaths my katana
>Bends over to let me see her ripeness ready for picking
>30 seconds later
>I leave the barn
>Whole apples family meets me outside, clapping and smiling
>"Congratulations, you are part of the family now!"