Title:           Anon - Going for Dash
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Sunday 9th of March 2014 03:58:01 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 9th of March 2014 03:58:01 AM CDT

>You are Anonymous, also known as the Adonis of Canterlot High.
>Third highest GPA in the school and a body carved out of marble.
>You could have any woman in town. Not just high school students. ANY WOMAN.
>"Come on Anon! Ten more!"
>Unfortunate that your true love is the one who doesn't want you.
>The one person that all this work was for.
>Years spent training mind and body to be perfect for her and she still doesn't love you!
>"Jeez Anon you finished the set, calm down."
>Your rage did have a tendency to extend your workouts
>You once ran a full marathon fueled only by the fact that someone ate all the French toast before you could have any.
>You stop benching, put the bar back in it's place, and get up to face Dash.
"Alright, what's next on the agenda?"
>"Squats followed by a jog around the town."
"Usual route?"
>"From the school to Sugarcube Corner, then from there we'll head to Sweet Apple Acres-"
"Ending with a race back to our street corner. We do this everyday Dash."
>"Yeah yeah, and you lose everyday."
>Implying you don't let her win just so you can watch her run.
>"Alright let's get to squats!"
"Ladies first."
>"Then go right ahead Ma'am."
>"If only I was a girl, then she'd love me." You think to yourself
>You pick the barbell up off the floor and throw it on your shoulders
>"Give me 50 squats!"
>"Love me!" More of your passive aggressive thoughts
 
>Rainbow is your best friend, she has been since kindergarten.
>You two had gotten in your first fights then.
>You beating up boys who messed with her and she beating up girls who messed with you.
>Nothing more beautiful than a girl who can use her fists.
>"Hey Anon?"
>"God I love her voice" Usual thoughts of admiration and desire.
"Yeah?"
>"Why do you always stare off into space when we work out?"
>Telling her that you're usually thinking of her doesn't seem like a smart option
"Well you see, Rainbow, this is the only time I can uh.... think!"
>"Ok? Speaking of thinking, what do you think about that new girl?"
>You hated talking to her about women.
>As much as you hated the fact, you had to admit that Dash was a great dyke.
>There wasn't a single woman in this town that she couldn't turn.
"Blue hair, soft voice? I saw her talking to Rarity earlier, she's kind of pretty."
>"Do you want to get her first or can I go ahead?"
>Dash was the only person in town who could put butterflies in your stomach and turn them into fire ants.
>Maybe you can work this situation in your favor.
"How about a threesome?"
>"Hahaha!"
>T'was worth a try fair Anonymous
>She calms down from her laughing fit
>"Man, you know I don't do dudes!"
"Yeah, I know that too well."
>"Are you still mad about that?"
"Oh no, all you did was cop a feel on my mother!"
>She shrugs off your shouting
>"Your mom's hot dude."
>You ignore your building anger and instead decide that you and Dash should focus on squats.
>"15 more Anon! Make'em count!"
 
>Before you and Dash embark on your jog around town, you cool down with some stretches.
>You have the pleasure of standing behind Rainbow as she touches her toes.
>Years of exercise has led to Dash's ass to be toned and perky.
>Her friend Pinkie Pie's affinity for sweets and friendship perfectly counteracts this giving Dash enough booty to, as the rappers say, shake what her mama gave her.
>You continue to stare at the magical beauty of Rainbow's perfect butt
>You can already imagine peeling off her sweatpants and burying your face into the crack of her ass.
>"Jeez Anon, you might as well just take a picture."
>Come on Anon, you can be just as snarky. "I got it!" You say in your head
"Not my fault you keep shaking your ass in my face. Jeez Dash I didn't know how much you wanted the D."
>"Yeah, I do..."
>"THANK YOU LORD!" Your wet dreams will finally come true!
>"In your dreams!"
>Ouch that must sting. Though admittedly you should've seen that coming.
>The crushing disappointment must've shown on your face because Rainbow stops smiling and looks concerned.
>"Hey man, what's wrong?"
>Now Anonymous, don't let her see how much that hurt.
"I just feel bad for you. Always hiding your feelings like this."
>Rainbow is silent
>You turn to face her but are immediately met with... a butt!
>The force of Rainbow's butt bump knocks you on your own ass.
>"You just got destroyed!"
>She did in fact just destroy you with that. You got knocked down by a butt.
>An incredibly fine butt, though still a butt.
>"Alright get up ya pussy, we're goin runnin."
 
>You and Rainbow have began your run.
>From the school to Sugarcube Corner is only about a quarter mile.
>From Sugarcube Corner to Sweet Apple Acres is just a little more than two miles.
>There back to your street corner is another two miles.
>"Are you actually gonna run or just stare at the sky all day?!"
>Rainbow is a bit farther ahead then you due to the fact that you always hold back.
>At least that's what you tell yourself.
>She is actually faster than you but you like seeing how happy she is when "ya gettin dominated!"
>Though you are going suspiciously slow so you pick up the pace as you two past Sugarcube Corner
>"That's the spirit buddy! Too bad you're still behind!"
"Yeah, wait until we're actually racing!"
>"Nothing's gonna change!"
>Since this is still a leisurely jog, you decide to look at the spectacle that is Rainbow Dash.
>Toned legs and butt, sexy lady abs, and her voice, oh, its sublime.
>You often had fantasies of making sweet passionate love to her,
>Balanced by the fantasies of brutal fucking.
>Sweet Apple Acres is just up ahead.
>You'll both stop at the gates and have Applejack countdown before you two dash back to your street corner.
>"You ready to lose?!"
"You ready to get fucked?!"
>"Nope!"
>A man can dream.
>You get to Sweet Apple Acres and see Applejack already waiting for you two.
>"Howdy, y'all wanna stay a little while today?"
"Sorry Applejack, I got stuff I need to do."
>"Yeah he needs to get destroyed in this race."
>"That's it, today I'm going all out." Rage is like a turbo boost for men.
 
>You really did go all out.
>You must've really surprised Dash since, according to her, you tied.
>You were definitely about a foot ahead though.
>"Good job today Anon, maybe someday you'll actually win."
"I won today."
>"So I held back, that's hardly a victory."
"I beat you today and I'll beat you again tomorrow."
>"The day you actually beat me is the day I suck your dick."
>"Is she serious?! She laughed afterwards but maybe I can work it around." The devilish plan forms in your mind.
"Then how about it?"
>"How about what?"
"How about I beat you in a race and you suck my dick?"
>"Sad that you need to make bets just to get laid."
>You're blanking on what to say back.
>You just got smoked son.
>"I'll see you tomorrow Anon."
>You watch her as she walks into her house, the almost perfect woman.
>You decide to go inside before your erection starts to form.
>Wait until you can actually take care of yourself.
 
>After walking into your house, you make a beeline straight for your room, a usual occurrence after hanging with Dash for a while.
>Throwing your bag aside you take off your shirt and lie on your bed for awhile to recap today's events.
>You almost beat Rainbow Dash in a race.
>Miss Cherilee "accidentally" flashed you.
>Your cousin told you some story about him banging Mrs. Cake but that's gotta be bullshit.
>You usually end the look back with the highlight of the day.
>When Rainbow butt bumped you.
>For a split second, a split second, you had the greatest treasure of your life in your face.
>You'd typically use one of your fantasies for to achieve orgasm, but today, you had the real thing, sort of.
>Slipping off your shorts, your hand quickly slithers into your boxers.
>You rub your semi into full hardness as you try to remember the feeling of her sweatpants rubbing against your face.
>You find that you can't get off on that thought alone.
>You start wishing you could've caught her ass, wishing you could've held it in your hands.
>Wishing you could've rubbed your hard-on against her and she'd push back towards it.
>If only she would love you.
>If only you could look into her eyes as you two made love-
>You blow your daily load and bring your hand up to look at it.
>"Maybe I should show her this, tell her that its all for her" You chuckle to yourself as you cry a little inside.
 
 
The Next Day
 
 
>"Anonymous! Time to wake up!"
>You shoot up out of bed and rush into the bathroom to take a shower.
>"There is no wake up call more reliable than mom" You chuckle to yourself.
>After a quick shower you get dressed and rush into the kitchen to try and get some breakfast befo-
>Too late, your kid brother and Rainbow Dash have already cleared out.
>Rainbow always eats as much as she can since she can just work it off later.
>Your brother just has a big appetite.
>"But dammit so do I." You rage to yourself.
>"Mornin' Anon."
>"Sup bro."
>Ignoring the two you head into the fridge, saying good morning to your mom.
>After an unsuccessful search through the fridge you turn back around to a plate.
>"I have to take care of my baby don't I?"
>You blush and take the mom comment as Rainbow and your bro start snickering.
>Deciding to get your reveangence later you happily chow down on your breakfast.
>"Hey bro?"
"What?"
>"Dash is always over here, and you too spend so much time together, why haven't you hit that yet?"
>"Jonathon Doe Nunya!"
>She used his full name, shit just got real.
>"What? I'm just curious."
>Dash is loving this.
>"Its a good question Anon, why haven't you hit this?"
>You are hating this.
"I'm gonna head to school early, thanks for the breakfast ma."
>"Wait up, I'll go with you."
>You can't escape.
 
>"So what made you wanna go to school early? Don't tell me you're turning into an egghead."
>"I wanted to get away from you." You think to yourself, you can't tell her that though.
"Just wanted to relax, take a little walk and clear my head."
>"And what exactly do you need to clear your head of?"
>Well shit, what do you say now?
>Better make up some bullshit
"Uh..."
>Smooth
>You look around for something to save yourself.
"Hey Jubilee!"
>Jubilee is a country honey with a body to die for.
>A MILF if you would.
>This is just your narrator's opinion of course.
>You think that she's a nice lady who is a bit fat, but deserves a good man
>You fucking faggot.
>She's on a morning jog.
>Rainbow is already staring at her butt as you run up to jog with her.
>"Good morning Anonymous."
"Such a lovely day isn't it?"
>"Almost as lovely as you."
>Rainbow had run up alongside you both and was now trying to put the moves on Jubilee.
>"Why thank ya darlin'."
>It is not very effective.
"She's right Jubilee, these morning jogs are doing you good."
>"Ya really think so?"
>She blushes a little at your comment.
>You give Dash a cocky grin.
>Dash reaches back and brings her hand down on Jubilee's ass.
>She yelps and grabs her behind.
>"Anonymous how could you do such a thing? The woman is trying to enjoy her jog and you take advantage of her like that!"
>Rainbow frequently throws you under the bus to get some pussy.
>"Anonymous would do no such thing. Shame on ya for tryin' to frame him."
>You are a bit of a goody two shoes, helping women with groceries, volunteer work, etc.
>Jubilee yells at Rainbow a little bit more before saying goodbye and jogging off.
>"What a bitch."
"Says the person who just tried to frame her best friend."
>"Come on man, I didn't mean nothing by it."
"Nope, I'm mad at you now."
>You walk away from Rainbow and head to school.
>You pretend to ignore her any time she tries to talk to you.
>You'll just forgive her later anyway, you always do.
 
Lunch
 
>Entering the cafeteria from the main doors, you quickly snatch first place in line.
>"Lucky my last period is so close." You chuckle to yourself.
>You lean against the wall and wait for other people to show up.
>After about a minute of waiting a girl comes in.
>Light skinned with light blue hair and light blue eyes.
>Very light
>And very pretty.
>She walks over and stands next to you in line.
>Might as well start a conversation while the cafeteria is still quiet.
"Hi I'm Anonymous. What's your name?"
>"M-my name?"
>A typical reaction when it comes to shy girls
>"Its Coco"
"That's a nice name. You're new here right?"
>"Yes, yesterday was my first day."
"How are things going so far?"
>"Everyone's been very nice so far."
"That's good. Make a lot of friends?"
>"Well..."
>Not everyone can be blessed with amazing people skills like you
"You can sit with me and my friends if you'd like."
>"Thank you"
>You made a new friend Anonymous!
>Cue the Legend of Zelda item find music!
 
>Now that you and Coco have your lunch and people are starting to fill in, you lead her to your table.
>Typically the table consists of Rainbow and her friends.
>Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Flutterbutt, Applejack, and Rarara.
>Nicknames are fun but not everyone can have one.
>You take your usual spot and Coco sits next to you.
>Right where Rainbow sits.
>One by one they come and sit at the table, Rainbow being last. Usually trying to get some other kids' lunches.
>When she does come over she pushes you over so she can sit on your other side.
>"Weird, she usually can't stand someone taking her spot." You think to yourself.
>Lunch goes by with nothing out of the ordinary happening.
>The girls talk about their days.
>Coco starts making friends..
>You think you flirted with Coco a little but you can't be sure.
>You weren't trying to it just happened.
>After lunch you go on with the rest of your day, only occasionally having girls make advances toward you.
 
>You enter the weight room and Rainbow waves to you.
>"Hey Anon, what's up?"
>That's an unusual greeting. Usually she just nods to you.
"Nothing much Dash, 'sup with you?"
>"Well Anonymous, I'm proud of you."
>"Okay what the fuck?" A reasonable thought.
>Before you ask why, she tells you.
>"Remember earlier when I tried to frame you to get in Jubilee's pants?"
"I do indeed."
>"You finally got me back by giving that new girl my seat. You betrayed me to get some pussy."
>She says she's proud but her tone sounds... hurt?!
>After all the times she's done that she has the gall to be hurt?
"Well for what its worth, I'm sorry. For the record, I wasn't trying to get some pussy."
>You accompany those last three words with air quotes.
>"Whatever, let's just get to our work out."
>You start to do some warm-up stretches but then...
>"Excuse me, Anonymous?"
>That sounds like Coco.
>You turn around to face her.
>"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Uh, sure Coco."
>"I was just wondering, if maybe, you'd like to..."
>Poor girl looks terrified.
>"Go out sometime?"
>That explains why she looks terrified.
>Many girls have tried, all have failed. All of them blocked by your love of Rainbow Dash.
>You can tell Dash is eavesdropping, she always does.
>So you decide to try and spite her a little.
"I would love to Coco, in fact, we can go right now."
>"R-really?"
"Yup, see ya later Dash."
>Dash seems upset. You'll apologize later.
 
Several weeks later
 
>You never realized how much of your time dating would take up.
>Of course that's not a bad thing, but your work outs with Dash had become nonexistent after that first date.
>You smile remembering it, who would've thought that mutual affection could be so great?
>Coco is actually a very pleasant person to be around, a very sweet girl.
>Though after spending almost a month only hanging out with her, it'll be nice to see Dashie again.
>You push open the double doors of the weight room.
>The weight room occasionally has others in it, you and Dash entering after everyone leaves.
>That is why its no surprise to find Rainbow working out, alone.
>She's doing squats and facing the wall.
>Donning a Grinch like smile you sneak up behind her, slinking as if you're about to steal a Christmas turkey.
>You should steal her turkey.
>If you don't get the metaphor I'm saying you should rape her. Not like you'd take the advice anyway.
>You creep up right behind her as she squats down.
>Lifting your hand into the air, you swiftly bring it back down on her rump.
>As she leaps forward she drops the weight, which you catch in one hand.
>She turns around fists raised and furious faced.
>Then she recognizes that its you and jumps in to hug you.
>"Anon!"
>God that's cute.
>Until she realizes that she's being cute and immediately pulls back, looking mad and embarrassed.
>"How dare you smack my ass!"
>B-baka...
"Don't pretend you didn't miss me."
>"Oh were you gone? I hadn't noticed."
>She grabs the bar and turns back around to finish her squats.
>As she turns you see her smile. She missed you.
"So what have you been up to?"
>"Uh... tons of stuff!"
"Like what?"
>"Secret stuff."
>So nothing, she's been up to nothing.
>"What have you been up to?"
>You begin stretching as you tell her about your last couple weeks.
>You tell her all about you and Coco's dates. About how great she is.
>Too caught up in your stories, you don't notice Dash's rage slowly building.
 
>The same way your rage builds, vigorously working out.
"You ready for the best part?"
>"Sure." She says through gritted teeth.
"We kissed, my first kiss!"
>Dash throws the bar down, causing a loud bang throughout the weight room.
>"Let's talk about something else."
>"Huh wonder what's wrong with her." You foolishly think to yourself.
>You decide to ask her why she seems upset.
"Hey Dash?"
>"Yeah Anon?"
"You upset about anything?"
>"No, why would you say that?"
"Because whenever I get mad I throw weights and work out harder."
>"And I'm not you."
>She is definitely mad. Time to put on your Sherlock Holmes hat and investigate.
>Hang on to your butts we're goin' in hot!
"Rainbow, tell me why you're mad. Right now."
>She turns away from you and looks at the ground.
>"Its because you were gone..."
"What do you mean?"
>"What the fuck do you think I mean!?"
>Shouting and swearing! My word, how vulgar!
>"You're my best friend! You abandoned me for some girl! You left me alone!"
>You move closer to her and put your hand on her shoulder.
>She turns around and throws her arms around your neck as she kisses you.
>Though surprised at first, you waste no time kissing back, wrapping your arms around her and pulling her closer.
>You put all of your being into that kiss. Everything you are, your wants, your needs.
>You have waited for this your whole life.
>Its sloppy, but its passionate.
>Unfortunately the human respiratory system is still a thing and you two have to pull away to breath.
>But you stay close, just holding each other.
>"I'm sorry Anon..."
"Sorry for what?"
>"For holding back, not letting myself realize I love you."
>You put your hand under her chin and lift her head to face you.
>You look into her watery eyes as you say...
"I have always loved you."
>You lean in for another kiss.
 
Two weeks Later
 
>You and Rainbow Dash have spent the last two weeks simply enjoying each other's company.
>The feeling of simply being around someone feeling like pure bliss.
>Sounds like love to me.
>Almost everyone was happy for you. Coco wasn't too upset either.
>Most people said that it was inevitable you two would end up together.
>God damn shippers.
>Now you and Dash lay on the hood of a car belonging to one Flash Sentry.
>He's not that bad of a guy, a bit annoying at times but I digress.
>You parked the car on top of Dragon Booty mountain. Weird name.
>Your hands locked with hers as you stare at the stars.
>"Hey Anonymous"
"Yes Dash?"
>She rolls over on top of you, looking into your eyes.
>"I have a surprise for you~"
>That beautiful voice once again.
>"Close your eyes."
>You comply and try to listen and get a general idea of the surprise.
>You feel Dash get off of the car and you hear clothes shuffling.
>"Alright, open your eyes and take a look."
>Opening your eyes, you see both the most touching thing you've ever seen and the sexiest thing you've ever seen.
>Rainbow Dash now stands nude in front of the car.
>Her toned booty, her delicious little breasts, the lightning bolt design of her pubic hair.
>That's actually pretty cool how did she do that?
>The most touching thing is found on her right thigh.
>A large tattoo of a heart with the word "ANON" inside of the heart.
>A permanent mark of her love for you.
>And you didn't get her anything.
>You dick.
>"That's it voice in my head!" You yell in your mind.
>You decide to give yourself to Rainbow.
>Your first time will be with her.
>Technically her first time will be with you as well.
>"So are you gonna say something or just sit there and drool?"
>You have just been sitting there and staring at her.
>She had crawled back onto the car and was back to being on top of you
>You take action and start kissing her, rolling her onto her back as you two make out.
 
>Dash had made you a considerably better kisser in the last two weeks.
>You move down and start kissing her neck, like you've seen in movies.
>She groans a little so you decide to keep doing that, even nibbling a little.
>After leaving a decent hickey on her neck, you decide its time to initiate plan D.
>That genius name was created by yours truly.
>You trail your tongue down her body, stopping at... her bellybutton?
>Whatever floats your boat man.
>You start licking around her bellybutton. And she starts giggling, even moaning a little.
>Looks like being obsessed with Dash is paying off. Surprised you remembered how sensitive her bellybutton is, you found that out like eight years ago.
>She starts pushing at the top of your head, urging you to go lower.
>You take the hint and are soon eye level with Rainbow's pussy.
>Of course, you've never done this before, and Dash has been with other girls soo.....
>You better hope your enthusiasm makes up for your lack of skill.
>The bellybutton play actually helped since she's not completely dry.
>You just dive in, licking all over her lady parts.
>Though she's not moaning loudly and screaming your name, the reaction she is giving you could be summed up as "not the best but good enough."
>You decide to try and take it slow and give each part of her pussy the proper attention.
>Beginning by tracing the lips with your tongue.
>The slow and deliberate movements actually pass as pretty good teasing and gets her excited as your lips start getting wet from a fluid that isn't your saliva.
>You lick the substance away. A somewhat sour taste but one you could certainly get used to.
>Moving on to the main course, so to speak, you begin with a long lick up the entire length of her lips.
>The guttural moan she makes is pure music to your ears.
>You top off the lick with a sweet kiss.
>Lucky for you that you accidentally kissed her clit.
 
>She makes an adorable squeak as she reflexively pushes herself closer to you.
>"Sir, we've found a weak point." "Fire the tongue cannons!" It sure is lonely in your head.
>You launch your tongue at the nub that previously made her squeak.
>She makes more squeaking sounds as she locks her legs around your head.
>You begin circling the nub with your tongue and Dash starts going wild.
>"Ahh Anon!"
>Her legs squeeze you tight enough to cut off your air supply as-
>WOAH! Never thought Dash would be a squirter.
>Your face is covered in love juices. That is what we call a bukkake.
>Dash releases her grip of your head and lies back, bathing in afterglow.
>Meanwhile in Anonymous's pants!
>Your dick is harder than solid adamantium. It must be freed from it's jean covered prison!
>You reach down and undo your jeans as your tent pops out.
>The feeling's a lot like that first drink of ice water after a hot summer day.
>You stand up and pull out Anonymous Jr. so he can breath.
>"Well aren't we excited? I don't blame ya though, I am pretty awesome."
>Dash has recovered and is sitting up on the hood of the car.
>That sexy way, holding herself up on her arms while she's leaning back, legs spread out.
>Time for step two of Plan D: The D.
 
>You tiger crawl onto the car on top of her, passionately locking lips with her.
>Since you actually work out you're able to hold yourself up and move around her body.
>You try rubbing Anon Jr. against her pussy, prepping to penetrate.
>Put that on a t-shirt, instant profit.
>"Jeez Anon, I'm ready, you don't have to tease anymore."
"O-oh, s-sorry."
>You sounded like a bitch, best to cut back on the talking.
>You place your head at her entrance as you look into each others eyes.
>Slowly, you push forward and begin to make your grand entrance.
>She pulls you closer as the time draws nearer.
>The moment comes as you finally break her hymen.
>You can feel her pain.
>Not because of the bond you two share, because her nails are digging into your back and she's biting your shoulder. It feels like she's broken the skin.
>After sitting inside her for what feels like hours, she releases your shoulder and gives you a kiss, letting you know you're good to go ahead.
>You slowly push forward a little more, Dash's quiet groaning in your ear all the way.
>Whether its pain or pleasure is unclear.
>After getting in about 2/3 of your seven inches inside of her, its clear that's as far as you go.
>Pulling back out Dash lets out a moan right into your ear with every inch.
>Once only the head is left inside, you start pushing back in.
 
>The feeling is sensational. Definitely the greatest thing you've ever done.
>You start thrusting at a moderate pace, holding Dash close the entire time.
>"Anon, I'm..."
>You interrupt her with a kiss as you feel her clench around your member.
>You feel a strong torrent of juices hit your balls and soak your legs.
>She breaks the kiss and starts screaming in orgasm as you keep thrusting.
>You soon feel your own oncoming orgasm.
"Dash, I'm about to-"
>"CUM INSIDE!"
>You blow your load inside of Dash, emptying your balls of all your baby juices.
>After you finish spurting you pull out and collapse on the hood of the car next to her.
>You two lie on the car, staring into her eyes.
>"Hey Anon?"
"Yes my love?"
>You cheesy fuck.
>"We should probably get out of here before someone finds us."
"Yeah, I'll take you home."
>"Besides, it'll be more fun in a bed." She says with a wink.
>You give her an "Oh you" look.
"I love you Dash."
>"I love me too."
>God damn you love her.
 
>End Story! Roll the credits