Title:           Anon - Anon Is Adopted
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of September 2015 02:09:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 8th of September 2015 02:09:51 AM CDT

>Be kid Anon and today is your favorite holiday
>Halloween
>You get all the candy you want and you get to be your favorite superhero: Skeleton Man
>[YouTube] Skeleton Man
>"Anon are you ready?"
"Yes Mommy Sunny"
>As you dart down the stairs ready to fight crime with your calcium strength you hear Mommy Twi question Skeleton Man's power.
>"Sunset I still don't get the premise of the costume Anon is wearing doesn't everyone have a skeleton?"
>"Don't ruin it for him Twilight he is fun."
>"I know sweetie, but it doesn't make sense just because someone has a skeleton makes them a superhero what's next 'Skin Man'?"
"But Mommy Twi Skin Man is Skeleton Man's arch nemesis"
>"What?!"
"Yeah but he wears disguises and Skeleton Man is the only one that can see through it using his special skeleton eyes."
>"I don- it just doesn- why would anyone?
>Then Mommy Twi hair becomes crazy with her mouth and follow suit.
>"Oh no she's doing it again."Sunset muttered.
>You look at Mommy Twi then look back at Mommy Sunny.
"Uh is Mommy Twi broken?"
>"No honey she is just.. Tired. I'll bring her to bed then we'll go trick-or-treating."
"Yay!"
As Sunset escorts Twilight to their room she twitches and yells "It does not make any sense!"