Title:           Rainbro Dash 1
Author:          Fillydelphian
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First Edit:      Friday 9th of March 2012 03:35:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 9th of March 2012 03:35:30 AM CDT

>Walking down Ponyville's mane street to buy groceries
>Market is a constant reminder that you can't have meat anymore
>At least the produce is good, although you're not entirely sure how these ponies manage farming...
>Finish your shopping and turn to go back when something moves out of the corner of your eye
>Turn to look, see nothing
>Suspicious, you walk back up the street, look over your shoulder after about ten seconds
>Turning your head back forward, nearly run into Pinkie Pie
>fuckingninjapony.jpg
>"Hey Anon, whatcha looking behind you for? Are you playing a game? Ooh, I LOVE games! Almost as much as I love parties or *gasp* party games!"
>That's cool, Pinkie, I just thought I saw something earlier and-
>You hear a squeak come from the bushes to the side of the road
>goddamnsluttershy.avi
>Turn back to Pinkie Pie
>She's fucking disappeared
>Turn back to bush just in time to see the lasso coming down over you
>Clever girl...
>1/?
 
>Struggling for a few seconds, you lose your balance and feel the net being gathered up
>Look down to see a certain pegasus staring intently at you while holding the ends of the net in her mouth
>Get dragged across town to Sluttershy's house
>Can't see much since the net is so tight you can't turn your head, but you think you see the edge of a tan hat
>Fears confirmed when a pair of devious green eyes appear and look you up and down
>"Boy howdy, Fluttershah, I almost didn't think that was gonna work."
>"Why not?" You hear a familiar voice from the doorway.
>Oh god dammit, not Pinkie too...
>"I thought I did a pretty good job of keeping Anon busy long enough for you to throw the net."
>You try to wriggle out of the net while they're distracted
>"Ahm just sayin' that I coulda done the same thing with mah lasso and not needed you to come in and complicate things."
>Sluttershy tries to hold you down but you've got some leverage, thankfully
>"Are you loko in the coco? What fun is a lasso when you can use a net? Net's are WAY more fun!"
>You've almost gotten out of Sluttershy's net, just need a few. more. seconds.
>"Um, excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt-" She murmurs; Thank God she's so quiet, they don't even hear her
>You finally free yourself from the net, topple the pegasus, and make a break for the door when
>"Now hold it there, partner! We ain't even started yet!"
>You feel a rope tighten around your legs and fall to the ground, hitting your head on the door
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>2/?
 
>Come to
>Try to move
>Realize you're tied to Sluttershy's bed
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>Look around and see no way to get free
>Hear door opening, look, see Sluttershy walk in, wings up, eyes locked on you
>Panic mode engage
>"Oh good, you're finally awake, Anon. You had a nasty fall earlier. We carried you in here so you would be more..comfortable"
>Sure, Sluttershy, and the net was also for my comfort
>"Well, no, the net was to get you where we wanted you" God,she's even creepier when she's frank...
>Footsteps in the hallway
>Remember who else was here
>Pinkie and Applejack saunter in
>"Yay! Anon's awake! Now we can start the party!"
>You feel a tugging at your pants while Pinkie babbles about more and more unsettling party games
>Look down at Applejack as she pulls your pants to your ankles
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>Pinkie stops suddenly, her ears perked up.
>"Say Fluttershy, did you put a kettle on earlier?"
3/?
 
>Applejack stops tugging at your boxers and looks startled
>"Do y'all hear that whistlin'?" You strain you ears and can just make out a faint sound
>"Well duh, that's a kettle, silly"
>Sluttershy looks nervous "Um, I didn't-"
>The whistling is louder, you can almost hear it over the ponies talking instead of just in the pauses
>Applejack shrugs and starts back towards your boxers with a determined look on her face
>The whistling is really loud now
>Before the earth pony can get to you an all too familiar blue streak flies through the window
>Pinkie bolts out of the room hastily saying something about cupcakes
>Applejack's eyes go wide as fucking Rainbro Dash steps between Sluttershy and her prey
>Your bro stands firm as Sluttershy stares her down
>Fuck that filly's got a scary stare
>"What do you mares think you're doing to Anon here?"
>"We're just havin' some fun, Dash, helpin' Anon relax and loosen up"
>Yeah right, Applejackoff, we all see that look in your eye
>"No one's loosening up anyone, Apple, now buck off" God she's a good bro
>Sluttershy squeals and runs off after Applejack stalks out
>Your bro unties you and helps you up
>You put your clothes back on and leave through the window to avoid Sluttershy out front
>You walk back towards town with Rainbro flitting around beside you
>"Thanks, bro, you totally saved my ass back there"
>"No problem" she blushes slightly but you chalk it up to the events earlier
>"You up for movies and booze tonite, Anon?"
>"Hell yeah, bro"
>Brohoof