Title:           If Only It Were True
Author:          FgtWtKybrd
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SC0mTCUU
First Edit:      Friday 27th of September 2013 07:25:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 27th of September 2013 07:25:43 PM CDT

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Chose 3 pictures at random and made a story.
 
Summary: Anon is a made up character in p0ny literature that the entire mane 6 was infatuated with.
 
Wrote during the Scruffining in a thread that ended up deleted
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>Day Husbando
>When Earth shattering or cataclysmic events weren’t happening life was pretty dull as the Elements of Harmony
>Having to live a life where one day is life threatening adventure and the other is just another day gets pretty jarring
>Because of this the 6 of you regularly get together to gossip about stupid shit
>You were all comrades in arms
>and you each gave 0 fucks about what others thought about your shared hobby
>It all revolved around a Choose Your Own Adventure story
>A story that no p0ny actually expected to happen
>but those mares at the cloverchan book club surprised everyone
>Everything seemed like harmless fun at first
>but the signs were there
>Each and every one of you read the story
>Even Rainbow Dash couldn’t put the story down
>AppleJack managed to read
>Piknie’s ADD was curbed
>How did you not pick up on the signs?
>Probably because you were too busy reading the damn book
 
>The book in question detailed a lone creature foreign to the entire world that had to try to adapt to this new life he was so cruelly thrown into
>and you were the mare to help him along the way
>The story gave various decisions you could make and this new creature developed based on your decisions
>It sometimes felt like there were hundreds, what with all the bad ends
>Some of which were actually pretty funny
>According to rumors none of the author p0nies could agree on a name
>So they went with Anonymous, or Anon for short
>and he became your husband
>You were all infatuated with this made up character
>‘Regular’ p0nies would laugh or be put off by this knowledge
>but you had already mentioned that not a one of you cared
>The only thing you all cared about was your own head canons
 
 
>Rarity regularly made little doodles of Anon, always matching him to emeralds
>Sometimes she would even sneak little images or references into the stitching of her work
>For Rarity, Anon would truly appreciate her
>and defend her good name
>A real charmer and gentlecolt
>and she would give anything to make Anon happy
 
>Pinkie snuck in references in her work too
>Except they were not always as discrete as Rarity’s
>“This cake tastes funny”
“Shut up and eat the meat log!”
>She was practically jamming it into the customers mouth
>That was a weird day
>For Pinkie, Anon would always be there for her
>Through the highs and the lows
>To make her smile even on the bad days
>and she would do her best to make sure Anon never had a single bad day
 
>AppleJack tried to be nonchalant about the whole Anon thing
>but Holy Celestia was she guilty
>No p0ny was allowed in the barn
>For AppleJack, Anon had the stamina no other stallion could hope for
>In more ways than one
>and he’d always be straight with her
>Never going back on his word
>and she’d be just as reliable
>Being there for Anon through thick and thin
 
>Fluttershy was not so much hush hush about the topic
>Just her usual quiet self
>but you all knew she had made an Anon body pillow
>and she could argue with the best of them
“um…I disagree…..your Anon is only okay and you should only feel okay”
>Well it was impressive coming from Fluttershy
>Your sure there’s much worse in some weird parallel dimension
>For Fluttershy, Anon offered safety and comfort
>A big, strong, male, who didn’t really fit in with p0nies
>He was actually just a gentle giant
>and she would be there for him
>Ever understanding and supportive
 
 
>Rainbow Dash was the loudest on the subject
>She’d have a full conversation about Anon anywhere
>Her and Rarity had found common ground, and would talk for hours
>During training she would mutter that it was for Anon
>At performances she would dedicate her stunts to Anon
>She would probably tell the entire crowd that
>but she always believed in her actions speaking louder than words
>For Rainbow Dash, Anon was both a supporter and a challenger
>A friendly rival, a driving force
>and when she wasn’t so sure
>Anon would tell her just what she needed to hear
>and she wouldn’t let anyone give Anon a hard time
>Except for her
 
>and of course there’s you
>Twilight Sparkle
>You brought this upon all your friends
>but the story was too good not to share!
>and Anon, oh Anon
>A physical manifestation of curiosity and mystery
>You would no doubt be equally interested in each other
>In what you could both offer
>….to the world that is
>Anon would see the world in the fresh eyes you do
>Seeking answers to questions no one else cared to ask
>Not just simply accepting the fact that ‘things work that way’
>You had your share of dirty secrets regarding Anon too
>A bunch of fics you wrote hidden in one of the bookshelves
>Spike better stay away from there
>Or else you’ll have to put him in the horror closet again
>He was probably gay anyway
 
>The end of your rather long monologuing is punctuated by a loud crash outside
>Who could be out at this hour?
>Some hobo-p0nies raiding your trash?
>You and the girls all get up and go outside to where the sound came from
>None of you wished for what you saw
>and none of you really knew what to think
>Sprawled out on the ground was a naked female form
>A HUMAN naked female form
“Bucking Kenjina”