Title:           Laundry Day
Author:          Equitech
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ZUZhjRfr
First Edit:      Saturday 10th of January 2015 02:21:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 10th of January 2015 02:21:34 PM CDT

OP posted a thread of Twilight bringing Anon to Equestria to ask him about friendship; that post is as follows.
 
>"Like I told you earlier, Anon, it's my intent to conduct a research on the magic of friendship as manifested in other dimensions.
>"So, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
>"Tell me, how many friends do you have back in your world?"
 
Wrote a shitty little one post, here it is.
 
"So let me get this straight. You can transport me between dimensions and you do this to ask creatures you encounter about their platonic relationships,"
>she tilts her head a little to the side, looking up pensively for a second
>"I guess so,"
>you furrow your brow, looking at her, contemplating how to best reply
>the question is simple, but being teleported in a pink flash while you were cleaning up tends to make easy questions difficult to answer
>she blinks, looking around a little nervously as seconds tick by
>you wonder what to do with the armful of laundry you're still holding
>"So your friends, Anon, can you tell me about them?"
>oh right, her question
"At least I won't be wasting much of your time, since I don't have any. Can you send me back now? The drying cycle is almost over,"
>"Hahaha, that's a good one, Anon,"
"I wasn't kidding about the drying cycle, I need to put these in or someone else in the bloc will start his laundry,"
>Twilight's face becomes blank
>"Anon, I mean the joke about you don't having friends,"
"Oh! I wasn't joking. So this is Equestria, right? Cool beans. I've always wondered what scale you guys were, looks like the fandom was pretty close,"
>she incredulously, nervously chuckles
>it's a quiet chuckle
>"You can't be serious, you must have at least one or two friends,"
"I think there was some dude that offered me a cigarette at a bus stop once,"
>her reply is more like a high pitched, low volume, stressed "meep"
>"Anon, please tell me you have a friend,"
"Just send me back to my apartment,"
>"Why? Y-you... Aren't you alone there? Wouldn't you want to stay for a bit? Maybe you can make a friend, maybe we can try to-
"Send me back. The night is cold, and I'm alone. I don't want to know what might be, because it would make what I don't have overwhelming,"
>"Anon..."
"Goodbye, Twilight,"
 
End.