Title:           Mute Anon 1
Author:          Driverbang2
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First Edit:      Sunday 4th of November 2012 12:24:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 4th of November 2012 12:24:05 PM CDT

>You are mute Anon
>You are not stupid
>Many assume you are slow here
>There is one in particular who doesn't
>One who never did
>And you hate her
>Eating breakfast
>Knocks on your door
>Two loud knocks, one soft knock
>Fluttershy
>You open the door
>"Hello Anon."
>"I have something for you, you've been a good boy this week."
>Narrow your eyes
>She smiles nervously
>From her saddlebags she gives you a smoked salmon
>For a moment you smile, this was your favorite
>Fluttershy seems to like you smiling
>That pisses you off
>You stop smiling
>Checked the smoked salmon
>Has 8 tranquilizers
>Shake your head in disapproval
>You don't throw away the salmon though
>Oh no
>This stops today
>None of the others believe you about Fluttershy
>They don't understand what you're trying to communicate
>Or worse they just think she's too innocent
>This salmon should be sufficient proof
>Twilight should believe this...
>Fluttershy follows after you
>"Sweetie, you don't want to do that...um."
>"Doesn't it look yummy?"
>"Wouldn't you like to eat it right now?"
>Shake your head
>Fluttershy tackles you
>She's stronger than she looks
>And her knowledge of different kinds of creatures allows her to pin you down with ease
>You grab her withers and pull
>"S-stop struggling mister!"
>Notice Pinkie Pie off in the distance
>Motion her over
>She nods and heads over to you
>You sigh in relief and push harder against Fluttershy
>Pinkie giggles at this scene
>"Aaaaw are you two cuddling?"
>Shen then contemplates something seriously
>She gets a huge grin
>"You, know what they say the more the merrier!"
>She jumps in on the action
>Nuzzling the rolling around with you two
>Fluttershy begins straight up cuddling you too
>Probably to keep up the act
>She does spend this time to tickle and massage your crotch
>God damn it
>You kick her in the face
>Pinkie notices this
>"Hey! Anon! That's no way to behave!"
>You point to Fluttershy
>Make devil horns with your hands
>Pinkie Pie laughs
>"That's silly! Fluttershy isn't mean!"
>Facepalm
>You wish you brought your quill and paper
>Fluttershy looks dazed
>Now's your chance!
>Pick up the fish again
>Continue on your way to Twilight's library
>Fluttershy is right back on your heels
>See Applejack with a cart of apples
>Hide behind her cart
>Sigh in relief
>"Anon what's got you so scared...?"
>"Umm you understand me right?"
>Nod and roll your eyes
>"Just making sure."
>How can you explain the situation
>Grab an apple
>See pony eating a banana
>Take it
>"Hey!"
>Dig a hole out in the apple with your thumb
>Insert the banana
>Motion your head to Fluttershy flying in the sky
>Applejack gets a devious grin
>"Heheh! You and Fluttershy are gonna do it?"
>"I know you two were perfect for each other!"
>Throw the apple and banana in rage
>Fluttershy heard Applejack
>She turns to the two of you
>"Applejack! Anon's being a bad boy today! He's stealing a fish that I was going to feed to a bear!"
>Oh come on!
>Run for it
>"Fluttershy get my rope."
>Shitshitshitshit!
>Applejack and Fluttershy are too much for you
>It's only a matter of time before they catch you
>And you don't want to be forced to go to Appleloosa or something
>That would make things worse
>Hide in a coffee shop
>They pass you by
>"Um Anon?"
>Aaaaah shit
>Cheerilee
>She was a nice pony, but she thought you were as smart as a sack of shit
>"What....what, are...are...you...doing?"
>You heard her the first time!
>God you hated when they did the slow talk and repeat shit
>Normally it wouldn't phase you
>But now is the worst time for this sort of thing
>Hold up the fish
>She looks confused
>You do some sign language
>She doesn't understand
>Jump behind counter of coffee shop
>Take the whip cream
>Write out a complicated message of the current situation on the walls
>She gasps
>Finally someone gets it
>"Bad! Anon! Very Bad!"
>"Bad....Bad...."
>She wipes away the message
>Did she even read it?!
>Growl and run out the coffee shop
>The fish flails around in your arms
>Smoked salmon smells good
>You almost want to eat it right now
>But tranquilizers and stuff
>You're also getting incredibly frustrated
>This whole, "nobody believes you about Fluttershy" thing is getting on your last nerve
>To vent your frustration by swinging the fish around as you sprint towards Twilight's library
>*Thwack!*
>Uh oh you hit someone with it
>Just an apology should suffice
>If they understand you that is
>You turn to the pony you hit
>It's.....
>Rarity
>"Anon! I know you have your disability..."
>"But this is unacceptable!"
>She's very loud
>You hear galloping
>Oh no....
>See Fluttershy and Applejack approaching
>No time for this
>Keep running
>"Get back here you ruffian!"
>"I'm not finished with you!"
>The library is in sight!
>You're gonna make it!
>Hear rope going through the air
>Your leg is lassoed
>Fluttershy trots up to you
>Checks you for injuries
>Push her away
>Applejack glares at you
>Rarity has finally caught up
>"Oh Anon! How could you do such an awful thing!"
>"They told me you stole that fish!"
>She sighs
>"...Then you hit me with it."
>"I don't know why you're acting this way lately, but it has to stop!"
>No!
>They don't understand
>You need to get out of this
>But how?
>Get an idea
>It's crude but effective
>You unzip your pants
>And pee
>Pee all over Rarity first
>"Aaaaa!"
>Make sure to pee in her mane
>She backs away
>Pee on Applejack next
>"What in the hay are you doing?!"
>She lets go of her grip and moves far away
>Pee all over Fluttershy
>She seems shocked
>But smiles and presses her chest up against your dick
>The pee soak into her coat
>Kick her away
>What's her problem?!
>Run towards the library
>"Anon are golden showers your fetish?"
>Fluttershy calls out
>Don't bother to answer
>Arrive at library
>Enter and quickly slam the door
>Twilight looks at your crotch
>Notice you forgot to zip up your pants
>Do so
>Blush
>She just giggles
>Ponies don't give a shit about nudity
>Walk up to her with the fish
>Show Twilight the fish
>"Can you tell me what that's supposed to mean?"
>Frown at her
>"Oh right you're mute...."
>Get quill, ink and paper
>You were a good artist
>Draw Fluttershy giving you the fish
>She nods to show understanding
>You show her the fish and show her the tranquilizers
>"Are you sure Anon?"
>"This all seems a little...erm excuse the pun...fishy."
>You nod frantically
>Yes you're fucking sure
>"Well, this isn't the first time you've accused Fluttershy of this sort of thing."
>"I'm having troubles believing it."
>"Ever since you started living alone, and without her as your caretaker you've been aloof, and do strange things."
>"I think you're just trying to insure that we don't assign her as your caretaker again."
>"So you accuse her of things."
>No
>No no
>NONONONONO
>That's not it at all!
>Facepalm
>You were about to write down to her your counter-argument when Rarity,Fluttershy, and Applejack burst through the door
>You want to scream at this point
>Fluttershy goes to Twilight
>"Oh thank goodness! Anon took a fish I was going to feed Mr.Bear."
>"You see I needed the tranquilizers because I was going to take care of his toothaches today."
>Bullshit Mr.Bear hasn't had a toothache since you moved out of her home
>They all buy it
>Rarity and Applejack make you out to be the bad guy
>They tell her about the pee and everything
>Twilight Sparkle just looks at you in disappointment
>"Well Anon, you haven't been on your best behavior...."
>Oh no....
>"We all have been very concerned for you since you began to live independently..."
>"I'm going to assign Fluttershy as your caretaker again."
>"This just isn't working out."
>No!
>This isn't how it's supposed to go
>Rarity and Applejack leave
>They give you comforting words about how they forgive you
>Their words only hurt you more
>Now you had no choice
>Twilight sent Celestia a letter
>The reply took forever
>And it was horrifying
>Fluttershy is legally your caretaker again
>You walk home...no.. to the cottage with Fluttershy
>She notices you sobbing
>She flies up to you and wipes away your tears
>"I'm sorry it had to be this way, sweetie."
>"But I'll take good care of you."
>"Just like old times, okay?"
>She kisses you
>You flinch at her
>She gives you bedroom eyes
>She wasn't always like this
>Things weren't always like this...