Title: With a Little Help: Part 3, Party Pooper Author: Driverbang Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Ce2iL9z3 First Edit: Friday 26th of October 2012 01:22:31 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 26th of October 2012 01:22:31 AM CDT Part 3   >Wake up >Shower shit and shave >Check the time >Seems like Fluttershy is running late >Maybe she's giving up >Smile and go head off to do some odd jobs >Near the park area >See Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie >Hope this isn't going where you think this is going >She was the last one you wanted helping Fluttershy >Shudder >Anything but Pinkie >Decide you're being paranoid and walk past them >Hopefully they'll ignore you >They turn to look at you and begin to approach >Oh god, nononono >Pinkie is helping Fluttershy >Scream AAAAAAAAUGH! >Run >They seem surprised to see you running >The two ponies start to chase after you >And you were hoping today was going to be a good day >Chased for a minute or two >Make many sharp turns in alleyways >Head out to market area >They're waiting for you there >Jump over them >Notice a flash mob of riverdancing ponies >Why do you live here again? >Just roll with it >Riverdance your way past the crowd >They attempt to do the same, but Fluttershy screws it up and trips >Causes the entire crowd to trip >Keep running >Eventually arrive at library >About to enter but a Pink face is obstructing your view >"Hey!" >Pinkie greets you >Oh god how is she doing that!? >"Wait Anon-" >You don't give her the chance >Run like crazy >Notice it's just Pinkie chasing you this time >She keeps popping out at every turn >Eventually she hits her head on a tree she was popping out of >Victory! >You make it to a small lake >Pinkie pops out of a nearby bush >You're screwed What do you want from me!? Are you going to force me into a basement and have Fluttershy violate me!? >She giggles >"Why would I do that?" >Wait what? >She giggles for a bit >"I'm inviting-" >She corrects herself >She pulls a confused Fluttershy out of the bush >"We're inviting you to hang out with us at the block party!" What block party? >"This afternoon! It's going to have superduper awesome events, rides, and lots of sweets!" >"We have three tickets that give us unlimited access to everything, and one has your name on it!" >Look at the ticket she is now holding up >It does have your name on it >"I organized the whole thing, so it's for real!" >Fluttershy nods with a smile and adds >"It'll be fun Anon..." What's this even celebrating? And why are you helping her? >"Can't tell you, I pinkie promised." Well, I'm gonna pass... >"Are you sure? You mentioned something about a basement earlier, is that how Fluttershy can win your heart?" >Pinkie gets a sultry look >Puts a hoof under your chin >Your jimmies are rustling like mad now You know what? I accept your offer..... >Shudder >You're glad Pinkie isn't the one trying to have sex with you >Fluttershy flutters happily >"Yay!" >Sigh >Pinkie notices your glum attitude >"What's wrong? You get to have fun at a party with me and your best friend!" >She pushes you and Fluttershy together >Fluttershy takes this opportunity to rub your ass >Slap her hoof away >Pinkie then smiles >"And maybe you two can become something more..." >Wait did she just call Fluttershy your best friend? Pinkie I need to have a word with you >Pinkie and Fluttershy get closer to you to listen Alone >Fluttershy backs away with a sheepish smile Pinkie, you do know she's been coming to my house very early in the morning to harass me right? >Pinkie doesn't answer so you continue She's always trying to guess my fetish and sometimes rape me. How is she my best friend again? >Pinkie grins widely >"Well, for starters you spend more time with her than the rest of the girls." Yes, only be- >"Aaaaaand~ you're always walking around Ponyville together." >True but only when it's part of her schemes >"You know each other very well too from what I can tell." >"And she's given you more gifts than anypony else" >"Not to mention she's been in your house very often, and cooks for you from time to time." >Shes trying to make it sound good. But she's not adding in the awkwardness, the schemes, the embarrassment. >But to your horror >Despite all of this >You realize Fluttershy is by default your best friend in this world >Your eye twitches >You feel a migraine coming on >Won't admit it She's not m- >Pinkie puts a cupcake in your mouth >"Aah ah ah don't say that Anon." >"Anyway, we'll meet at your house at noon. Don't forget!" >Fluttershy comes over and nuzzles you >"Isn't this exciting....my best friend?" >She blushes >Something tells you she's going to keep calling you that for today... >Fucking Pinkie Pie >Head home >Wait till noon >Knocking on your door >Yellow and Pink marshmallow ponies greet you >See that Ponyville has almost literally transformed >Rides everywhere >Giant Ferris Wheel >Stands and games >Music everywhere >And is that a roller coaster? Okay, I'll admit this is pretty amazing considering the circumstances. You're something else Pinkie... >"Thanks!" >Fluttershy rubs her hoof nervously >"So, my best friend what would you like to do first?" >"I um recommend the petting zoo...but anything you wanna do is fine..." >Anything you want to do huh? >Get a particularly cruel thought If I'm not mistaken there's a roller coaster over there right? >As you approach the rollercoaster you look back at your two companions >Fluttershy looks like someone just kicked a puppy and screamed at her for an hour >She's shaking and squeaking >Pinkie doesn't seem to notice her friend's distress and is bouncing along >This rollercoaster is huge. >Still wondering how this all got set up in so little time >Probably magic >It's always magic >As you're waiting in line you hear Fluttershy whimper something out to Pinkie >Pinkie pats her head, and begins whispering something >Can't hear it all >You only hear bits and pieces >"pst pssst.. hold him.. psst pst ..romantic pssst" >Soon you're seated on the roller coaster >you make sure to be seated next to Pinkie, but she jumps out and switches seats with Fluttershy >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a heart attack >The carts are making their way upward to the drop >"*Squeak squeak*.. ?" What? >"*mumble*um *eep* ?" >Sigh >Fluttershy finally gets it out >"Are th-thrill r-r-rides y-your fetish!?" No Fluttershy >She doesn't respond because the drop has started >She screams loudly and holds on to you >With an iron grip Eerk! Let go! >She just whimpers and buries her head into your side >Pinkie is having the time of her life and notices Fluttershy's in peril >"Now's your chance Fluttershy, kiss him in the heat of the moment!" >Damn it Pinkie >Oddly enough Fluttershy seems to pull it together >She's shaking and moves in to kiss you >Dodge it >The carts go for a loop >Fluttershy looks very green now, but pulls you into a kiss >Can't get away >Another loop >Kiss still isn't broken >Fluttershy lets out a sick groan >One more loop >Oh no... >She vomits into your mouth >Oh god! WHY?! >When the ride is over you vomit in disgust >Pinkie looks confused at the two of you >As Pinkie goes off to get you two some water Fluttershy turns to you and asks >"Is vomit your...fetish anon?" >Fucking Fluttershy >Well that backfired on you >Immensely >After some clean up everything seems back to normal >Fluttershy smiles and turns to the both of you >"Let's go to the petting zoo." >"I'd love to see all the cute animals there with Pinkie and...." >She gives you bedroom eyes >"My best friend~." >Shrug >Why not >There's no way either of these two can shoehorn a fetish or romace situation into a petting zoo of all things >Right? >Arrive, there's goats, sheep (which can talk..), and all sorts of other animals >Fluttershy looks ecstatic >Actually have a good time feeding them >Things might not be so bad after all... >Laugh as a goat eats up pellets from your hand >Turn to see Pinkie gone >She's now eating pellets from your hand >Withdraw your hand What are you doing? >"It looked like fun!" >Fluttershy looks thoughtfully >You try to ignore that strange moment and get more pellets >Before you can react yellow quiet is sucking on your hand Agh! Knock it off Fluttershy! >Run off >This is too much >Bump into a line >It's for a stage to do karaoke >Turn around to see Pinkie and Banana Hush >Pinkie's eyes brighten as she gets some idea >She pushes Fluttershy into the line and drags you to sit down at a nearby table >Oh boy >Some lame karaoke later and it's Fluttershy's turn >Time for lamest karaoke >She looks very nervous >"So um...I would like to dedicate this s-song." >"To my best friend, Anon." >She clears her throat >Music starts up >Oh no it can't be this song >How does it exist in Equestria?! >She inhales and begins to sing >"W-we're no strangers to love.." >"Um you know the rules and so do I" >"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of" >"You wouldn't get this from any other gal" >"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling" >"Gotta make you understand" >She's actually getting in to it >And she sounds alright, but why this song?! >Look around to see all the ponies are loving this >Pinkies shaking her head back and forth >Bury your head in your arms >"Never gonna give you up" >"Never gonna let you down" >"Never gonna run around and desert you" >"Never gonna make you cry" >"Never gonna say goodbye" >"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" >Sings entire song >Cheering from everyone listening >As Fluttershy leaves the stage Pinkie and you meet up with her >"Did you like it?" >She looks at you expectantly >"It's how I feel about you..." I'll just tell you that you aren't my b- >Pinkie shoves a cupcake in your mouth >God damn it Pinkie >Afterwards the activities are fairly normal >Some of the other mane six meet up with your little group and join in too >After some time it's just the three of you again >It's late afternoon >Something suddenly occurs to Pinkie >She gasps loudly >"The cake! They're giving out cake about now!" >She wraps her hooves around yellow pone and you >She jumps into a bush >You all pop out to a buffet area >How does she do that? >Notice the cake is pink and yellow >Pay it no mind >Fluttershy is given the first piece, but balances the plate on her hooves over to you >Piece has her cutie mark on it >She blushes >"For you, best friend." >Roll your eyes and hear her squee when you eat it >Pinkie swallows hers in one bite >Fluttershy is about to eat her piece when she looks at you >"Did the food excite you, best friend?" You're not my- >Cupcake in mouth >ugh >Take cupcake out of mouth It was good, but what do you mean exciting? >She doesn't respond >Instead Fluttershy rubs her piece of cake all over her face >"Does this d-drive you wild, mister?" >Pinkie laughs >"That's not how you food fight!" >She rushes to the buffet table and balances a bunch of pies on her head >Throws one at each of your faces >Then throws it at all the other ponies in the area >At the top of her lungs she cries out >"FOOOOOD FIGHT!" >Almost instantly food is flying from all directions >The three of you hide under the table >Pinkie is giggling >Fluttershy still thinks food is your fetish >And you >You're thinking this shit never happens in Manehattan >Why do you live here? >As you begin to ponder what places you can move to next month Fluttershy moves closer to you >She takes some pie goop and rubs it on your crotch >Glare at her >She backs away, but is still smiling with a sultry look >Pinkie makes some strange military style gestures to the two of you What? >She repeats the gesture I don't understand... >"We need to sneak around everyp0ny and then blast 'em with everything we got!" >Ignore that order and watch Pinkie sneak off to execute her plan >You head off in the opposite direction dodging foods of all kinds >Fluttershy is close behind with wingboners >You're now close to the large cake, past that and you should be out of the buffet area >Fluttershy has other plans >She licks her lips and pounces you >You stumble and the both of you fall on a shocked Cranky Doodle Donkey >He panics and he runs into the massive cake >You're all now covered in a massive pile of frosting and cake pieces >Fluttershy is dry humping you and moaning lustily >"Mmmm Anon" Food is not my fetish! >"B-b-but..." It's not, just get off please >"Oh, okay." >Fucking Fluttershy >It takes some time to clean you two up >Some more activities later >It's nighttime Well time to go ho- >Pinkie shakes her head >"Nuh uh!" >"There's gonna be fireworks in an hour!" >"And I know just the spot to watch them!" >She leads the two of you to some hill overlooking a big portion of the town >Lays down a blanket she got from....somewhere >As you all settle down Fluttershy turns to you >"Best friend?" >Sigh What. >"Do you know what the party is about?" No... >She looks saddened by your answer Pinkie won't tell me. >You turn to look at Pinkie, but she's nowhere to be found >Realize that she arranged the two of you to be alone here. >Fluttershy smiles sadly, and then looks into your eyes >"Today is my birthday." >That took you by surprise >Wonder why you didn't get the signs >Her friends paying special attention to her when they joined in on the activities >The cake with her cutie mark >Sometimes you're an idiot >Fluttershy looks deeper into your eyes I don't understand, loud giant parties aren't your thing. >"No..they're not. It's just that I wanted to celebrate...us" >"And maybe you liked these kind of parties." Oh.... >Not sure how to feel But why did you not tell me? Why have Pinkie promise you to not tell me? >She looks very sad, and hides behind her mane >She lowers her head >"I was afraid if you knew y-you wouldn't come." >You were about to say you would have come >But that would have been a lie >You were reluctant to be a part of this whole thing to begin with. >Still feel bad. >"Did you have fun, my best friend?" Yeah... I guess I did. >She smiles, and then looks at you hopefully >The fireworks begin off in the distance >"Anon..." >"Since it's my birthday...um" >You shake your head >"Please, can I at least pretend?" >"A kiss! A small one, anything?" >Her voice started wavering with each suggestion. Just watch the fireworks... >You try not to look at her >It's no use your eyes catch her large sad eyes Alright...just a hug >You open your arms, and instantly shes hugging your waist tightly >She doesn't let go Why don't you just give up on me Fluttershy? I'm not worth the trouble. >She shakes her head and looks up at you >"I love you too much to do that." >She looks so sad and yet so determined >"I'm not giving up *snf* not now...not ever!" >She cries softly and you pat her head >You don't say anything, you feel too bad to >After several moments you end the embrace >You get up >Time to go home Happy Birthday >As you walk away, you sigh and add My best friend >Today was a fun day