Title:           With a Little Help: Part 1, For Science!
Author:          Driverbang
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/EpNuLBNz
First Edit:      Friday 26th of October 2012 12:58:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of October 2012 12:58:53 AM CDT

Part 1
>Wake up
>Don't feel like P.Diddy
>Eat some cereal
>Hear knocking on door
>Here we go again
>Answer
>It's Fluttershy...and Twilight?
Hello, what can I do for you this morning?
>Fluttershy smiles and nervously circles the ground with her hoof
>"Well, I've been trying to figure y-your fetish for some time now....and well um..I decided to get some help.."
>sigh
>Turn to Twilight
What's your excuse?
>"Well Anon, I've been hoping to study human sexuality and fetishes are a big part of it all. So I'm going to use my magic to help Fluttershy here."
>Of course she would have a For Science reason
>Fluttershy squees
>"Isn't this great Anon? We can go through so many fetishes now, and we can make you try them out~"
Yeah, no.
>Slam house. The entire thing
>Fluttershy's says something from behind the closed door
>"T-that's okay, we can still show you the fetishes from the window, and um you'll have to come out eventually mister...."
No, I'm not coming out! Not until Twilight stops helping!
>Fluttershy whispers something to Twilight
>Twilight shakes her head and speaks up so you can hear her
>"Fluttershy here wants me to teleport in your house, but I won't do that. Instead we'll find a fetish so great you'll want to go outside!
>Twilight pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
>Realize where Fluttershy has been getting her inspiration from
>Must burn all the copies later
Try all you want, I'm never coming out.
>Today is going to be a bad day
>Spend first hour ignoring them
>Realize you have shit to do today
>Can't go outside
>Sigh and sit by the window, may as well see what they're doing
>Eyes widen when you see Fluttershy is the size of your house
>"IS MACROPHILIA YOUR FETISH ANON?"
No
>"OH"
>See her glow and suddenly disappear
>A minute passes before Twilight sheepishly holds up a very tiny Fluttershy up to the window
>Shake your head
>Tinyshy glows again and is back to normal size
>Topples over Twilight
>Both are dazed, but then look like they have an idea
>Start kissing each other
>Watching your reaction
>Might be hot if they were human
>Look as disinterested as possible
>Both push each other off and spit in opposite directions
>Twilight rubs her chin and then Fluttershy transforms into a jello version of her self
>Slimeshy suddenly rubs her goop all over you window
>Tap the windows and mouth the words "no" to Twilight
>Twilight sighs and transforms Fluttershy back
>Hope Twi gets the idea now
>To your horror she gets a determined look
>Give them both an equally determined look back
>"That is it Anon!"
>"We're going to find something that you find so sexy that you'll have to come outside!"
>2 hours later
>*Squee!*
>A chorus of 20 Fluttershys call out
No
>They transform into other mares like the rest of the mane six and Cheerilee
No
>Clones disappear
>Twilight appears levitating beads on a string
>"Sounding?"
>When you don't respond she huffs and teleports away
>Fluttershy looks at you, and holds up a strap-on
>Glare
>Twilight teleports back with a bunny costume and has Fluttershy put it on
Nope
>Twilight stamps her hooves and teleports away again
>Fluttershy is now holding two strap-ons
>Glare harder
>Twilight appears again and casts a spell that turns Fluttershy into a tree
>Laugh at this attempt
>Twilight transforms Fluttershy back
>"Oh um...washing an oldpony?"
>Fluttershy asks
>She is suddenly scrubbing the back of Mr.Waddle while he sits in a tub that came out of nowhere
>Twilight facehoofs
>"Fluttershy that's not a fetish!"
>Mr.Waddle speaks up
>"It 'aint? Because it's mine"
>He then raises his eyebrows suggestively
>Why do you live here again?
>Another few hours pass
>You had the urge to use bleach on your eyes in those hours
>Numerous times
>Nails shouldn't go in there...
>Twilight and Fluttershy have just executed their biggest fetish attempt yet
>It was a fully acted musical with paid actors, a stage, magical special effects and scripted lines
>It was 3 hours long and you were only halfway through it.
>The play was about you and Fluttershy doing it, with Fluttershy as herself
>Twilight manipulating a puppet was supposed to be you
>The song they were currently on had the entire cast wearing clown make up
>They were singing about miracles
Okay! What were you even hoping for in this play!? Whatever it is it's not my fetish!
>Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head
>"Oh okay..."
>But Twilight looks pissed
>Her mane is disheveled and her eyes twitch
>In a bright flash the stage, cast and everything but Fluttershy and herself are suddenly gone
>"That's it!"
>"If you won't come to the fetish, then we'll bring it to you!"
>She was going to resort to teleporting into your house now
>Jimmies status:Very Rustled
>"Ummm Twilight..."
>Twilight wasn't paying attention and was still ranting
>"You just had to play cat and mouse-"
>"Twilight!"
>"What Fluttershy!?"
>Fluttershy whimpers, and rubs her hooves together nervously
>"Behind us..."
>It seems you were wrong and not everything from the play was gone
>The giant squid prop from scene 69 or something was still there
>Turns out it was a real giant squid
>You don't even know what it's purpose was in that play
>you were half watching from inside your house
>It picks the two ponies up and begins feeling them up
>They cry out for help
>Not sure if you should though
>The tentacles start switching between feeling them up and slamming them onto the ground
>This seems serious...
>Sigh
>You guess you'll try and save Twilight
>....and maybe Fluttershy
>Shes somewhat a friend...you guess
>Exit house
>Gulp
>You half expected this whole scenario to be a fetish attempt, but nothing changes
>Walk up to squid
>Wait why didn't you have a plan?
>Grabbed by squid
>Shit
>Start getting felt up
>"A-anon...I just want to let you know..."
>Fluttershy begins, but Twilight finishes with her
>"We're sorry!"
>You don't accept their apology but you acknowledge it
I know...ugh
>Suddenly feel a prodding near you ass
>Oh hell no
You know, this is really not my fetish
>Trying to add humor to a terrible situation
>"That's okay it's not ours either."
>Suddenly you realize
Wait aren't squids like underwater creatures?
>Twilight's eyes widen
>"Oh right! I put a spell that allowed it to live in this environment!"
>She removes the enchantment
>It loses it's grip on the three of you and dies
>Look around no other ponies seem to care about what just happened
>Why DO you live here again?
>Suddenly Fluttershy barrages your faces with kisses and praise of how brave you were
>Push her away
Don't get any ideas Fluttershy! It's not like I tried to help because I like you or anything..
>Stupid Fluttershy
>Pic related: yfw (tsundere.jpg/http://i.imgur.com/HRDGI.jpg)
>She seems to have ignored that, and then she smiles
>"Twilight! Look! He's out of the house now!"
>Uh Oh
>Twilight shakes her head
>"No, I'm out. Almost getting raped by a squid is where I draw the line."
>Weird line to draw considering a few of the other attempts
>Fluttershy sighs in defeat
>"Well, I'm not giving up on you Anon. One day you'll love me."
Pffff keep telling yourself that.
>You go back inside your house and make sure to slam the door quickly
>Fluttershy was about to invite herself in
>Take a shower
>Today could have been worse
>At least Twilight won't be helping her now
>It's not like she could convince her other friends to help...right?