Title:           Short - Sexy Joke
Author:          DontWannaKnow
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/vAKxzT59
First Edit:      Saturday 1st of August 2015 11:16:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 1st of August 2015 11:16:31 PM CDT

Inspired by this: http://i.imgur.com/R57Eh2A.jpg
 
 
"Luna...what is this?"
>You hold up the magazine you found in the box under the bed
>Her eyes go as wide as dinner plates and her face turns ashen
>"A-Anon...dearest, I-I can explain!"
>"I was young and I needed money!"
>You raise an eyebrow
"Okay, first of all, printed media and glossy photos didn't exist when you were young"
"Secondly, this is from last year"
>You point to the date on the corner of the cover
>Her eyes dart back and forth, and you can see sweat beginning to form on her brow
>She taps her forehooves together anxiously
>She looks like she's gonna pop
>"I was tricked!" she shrills suddenly
>"They said it was just another royal photo shoot. How was I to know?"
"Riiiiight..." you say while flipping through her spread
"So they asked you to do this" - you hold up one particular page and she looks almost dizzy as the blood can't decide whether to rush to or drain from her cheeks - "and that didn't clue you in?"
>"Sister said it was alright!"
"Sure sure. 'Just play with your vagina a little bit Lulu, Cadance and I did it too.' Yep, I can totally see her saying that"
>"B-But that's exactly what she did say!" Luna insists
>You can see tears forming in the corners of her eyes, and your mind does a sudden one-eighty as comprehension dawns upon you
"Oh my god...you're telling the truth, aren't you?"
>You can practically hear Sunbutt and Candyass laughing themselves to point of ataxia over a few glasses of wine
>She nods solemnly, chin quivering in mortification
 
>And that was the day you learned about the greatest prank Celestia ever pulled on her sister