Title:           [stallion/bug]Honey Bee
Author:          DerpyDubs
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First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of February 2016 04:16:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 2nd of February 2016 04:16:03 AM CDT

>Be sexy stallion again
>have beautiful wife
>loyal and beautiful in every way
>couldn't be happier if you tried
>at least, until today
>It was a normal day, like most were
>You came home a bit early to surprise your wife
>she hates that, but you know she likes the tease
>You must have walked in way too early tho
>There in the kitchen, with the apron she would always wear clutched tight
>light blush
>horrified expression
>was a changeling, clear as day.
>a...changeling in your kitchen.
>"W-Wait honey, I can explain"
>the changeling, definitely a male, is now smiling all sweet and approaching slowly
>you take a step back
"oh god oh god oh god please don't hurt me"
>the changeling puts on a look of hurt and stops approaching
>"I-I'm not gunna hurt you...it's me, r-remember honey bee?"
>You're about to go apeshit to find an escape rout
>Maybe if you're fast you can-wait a second
>No one calls you honey bee except your wife
>Oh no...
>this changeling...
>ATE YOUR WIFE
>You open your mouth to scream
>but he clamps a hoof down on your muzzle
>it's all icky and weird
>and smooth and...
>He's looking you in the eye
>"Please, trust me on this. I'm your little butterfly, remember?"
>Two nick names? Normally, interrogation could only get ya one!
>Holy shit maybe something's up
"P-Prove it"
>The changeling smiles a bit hesitantly
>Then bright flash of green
>It's your wife again
>He leans in close
>Muzzle right in your ear
>Breathes heavily into it
>Gives it a little nibble
>"Let me be your queen bee"
>Her voice perfectly
>Exactly what she'd do and say
>Dripping in sultry lust
>Oh my god it's her
>Him
>uh
>"B-Believe me now?"
>You're staring at your wife
>But you know it's a stallion underneath the facade
>And all you can think about is how you've been married to a stallion for 15 years now
>And you've had sex
>A lot of it
>you start to feel light headed
"N-Nnngh...oohgh..."
>Your fall is broken by a pony's back
>Distinctly masculine one at that
>it's pretty warm...
>You try and gather yourself for the next few moments
>He crawls up and sits down next to where you were laying
>Sitting exactly like she would sit...
>You roll over so you're not facing him
>"Hon...I'm sorry you had to find out this way"
>Hoof placed on your shoulder.
>Celestia, it feels like such a masculine hoof right now
>The broad, yet gentle grasp, feeling warm and powerful, yet comforting
>"I was going to tell you soon...h-honest."
"You don't think this'd be something kinda important to know oh, I don't know, 15 years ago?"
>He was silent for a little while
>Didn't move his hoof though
>"I uh...didn't think you'd love me if I did. I mean...a changeling like me hanging out with a cool dude like you. Gosh, what would the neighbors think."
>You almost feel sick to your stomach
>Couldn't help but crack a smirk for a bit tho
"do you...really love me? Or is it a changeling facade."
>"O-Of course I-"
>You put a hoof on his
>Shuts him up for a bit
"I want to hear the truth. When I asked you out way back when...were you just trying to get my love out of me?"
>You hear him swallow back a bit of a sob
>"A-Actually...I kinda...forced you to ask me out..heheh"
>You pause for a sec
>nigga wot?
>You turn to look at him
>Still waifu
>"I-I mean...I didn't like, hypnotize you or anything, just uh...pushed you in the right direction."
>He's giving a nervous smile
>"Kinda knew that if you didn't start on your own, I'd never get that handsome stud to make me an honest mare."
"But what did-"
>"Oh gosh, I remember sitting up in my room back at poni poni university, looking at your year book picture, trying not to make too much s-...really thinking hard about things..."
>Now you're blushing
>Why were you blushing though? This was a stallion saying this
>A-At least the one you've been living with for years, shouldn't surprise you this much.
>"Err...just...you were there, I was there...I uh..."
"Just sh-shut up for a sec please?"
>Silence
>You roll over onto your back so you're not craning your neck anymore
>You can get a better look at her
>You mean him
>you mean...
>It's your wife alright, as if nothing was different
>The look in her face being concern for the one she's promised herself to for so many years.
>You can't help but feel a little weird about it now.
"Can you take off the disguise?"
>He frowns
>"I'm sorry, I-"
"Just let me see it again, ok? Who you really are I mean."
>He's silent for a bit.
>But he complies after a hesitant nod.
>A bright flash of green, nearly blinding
>And there it was again
>Err, him.
>Changeling in the flesh
>Smooth chitinous skin
>Elegant, pointed limbs
>Slight shine to every inch
>Those bright, solid blue eyes
>Some how filled with emotion despite being pupiless
>Can't help but scrunch your nose up a bit at the sight
>He must see it pretty clearly, since his expression somehow grows even more apologetic
>"Y-You sure you wanna see this? I can change to something more appealing..."
"Don't. I wanna get used to this sight."
>He looks a bit confused, glances off to the side for a tick
>"B-But why? I'm hideous, aren't I? Wh-Why would you wanna remember this face?"
>You just smile a bit
"Because it's the face of my wife...err...partner."
>In the moment of stunned surprise, you reach up and hug that changeling bastard around his torso and squeeze
>He squeaks a bit at the sudden contact, but doesn't really resist
>Now you're leaning into his ear
"'Sides, I can get used to it."
>You punctuate by putting a little peck on his neck.
>He tenses up a bit again
>After a little bit, tho, he wraps his forelegs around you, loose and hesitant for a few moments while he got used to your body around his
>Then he tightens the hug up and nuzzles into your neck, purring happily
>just like your wife did
>does
>"Th-Thank you honey...thank you thank you thank you!"
>You listen to his little muffled voice
>not too dissimilar to when he was disguised as a mare, now that you think about it.
>"I love you! I'll never betray you again, promise!"
>You pull back and look him in the eyes.
>Celestia this felt so weird
>yet, it felt right.
>You couldn't help but smile at your wife.
"No more surprises?"
>He shook his head.
"Sure I'm not gunna find eggs in my belly one morning or something?"
>"No surprises!"
>He's smiling goofily, forehooves rubbing up and down your back incessantly.
>"I-I mean, not that I actually could, I'm pretty sure someone just made that up. Most changelings don't eve-"
>You interrupt him the fastest way you possibly could.
>And as your lips pressed firmly and deeply into his, you could feel a light tickling from the end of his tongue against yours.
>You could feel that tongue soon slipping forward and entangling with yours, squeezing and wrapping around your tongue, just as you did with his.
>And the soft moans coming from his mouth.
>You felt your heart soar in a way it hasn't in a long time.
>You pull back from the kiss, thick strands of clear saliva mixed with some green tinted mucus break between your lips.
"Come on, let's finish this upstairs"
"My Queen Bee"