Title: Lyra and Bon Bon Author: DeceptivlyProficient Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/esn6hpf8 First Edit: Tuesday 20th of September 2016 08:36:02 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 20th of September 2016 08:36:48 PM CDT >You've decided to pay Lyra and Bon Bon a visit. >You met them one night at a party, and they seemed like cool ponies. >It was a bright sunny day in Ponyville after all, why not spend it with some potential friends? >As you approach the steps to their house, you hear music growing louder from inside. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0oyglKjbFQ >You peer into the open window to the right of the stairs. >Inside, you see Bon Bon laying on the couch and Lyra dancing around the room to the beat.   >"It's always been about me, myself, and I," Lyra sings. >"I thought relationships were nothing but a waste of time" >"I never wanted to be anybody's other half" >"I was happy saying I had a love that wouldn't last" >"That was the only way I knew 'til I met you" >Lyra stares closely into Bon Bon's eyes seductively before prancing around the room.   >"You make me wanna say" >"I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo" >Lyra wiggles her flank as she sings her heart out. >"Yeah, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo" >"Cause every time before it's been like" >"Maybe yes and maybe no" >Lyra begins making exaggerated hoof comparisons. >"I can't live without it, I can't let it go." >"Ooh what did I get myself into?" >"You make me wanna say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do," >Bon Bon's expression is now a combination of humbled and embarrassed, with no shortage of blush.   >"Tell me is it only me" >"Do you feel the same?" >"You know me well enough to know that I'm not playing games" >"I promise I won't turn around and I won't let you down" >"You can trust I've never felt it like I feel it now" >Lyra moves over and extends her hoof out to Bon Bon. >"So can we say 'I do'?" >Bon Bon happily jumps off of the couch and takes Lyra by the hoof. >Bon Bon begins singing. > "Oh baby, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo" >"Cause every time before it's been like 'maybe yes and maybe no,'" Lyra continues. >"I won't live without it, I won't let it go" >What more can I get myself into?" >"You make me wanna say"   >"Me, a family, a house, a family" >Bon Bon blushes even more at the proposal. >"Can we be a family?" >"And when I'm eighty years old I'm sitting next to you"   >"And we'll remember when we said" >The two ponies grab each others fore-hooves and swing in a circle. >"I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do do" >"Oh baby, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do do" >"Cause every time before it's been like" >"Maybe yes and maybe no" >"I won't live without it, I won't let us go" >"Just look at what we got ourselves into" >"You make me wanna say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do," >"Love you" >Lyra and Bon Bon bring their spinning circle to a slow stop, stare into each others eyes for a second, and then lock into a passionate kiss.   >Holy fuck. >Is that how you ask a pony out in Equestria? >You gotta step up your game. >You decide to go home instead and contemplate how you could even compare.